I feel so butch on the weekends

On Monday it’s back to taffeta.

I just used a leaf blower while wearing denim.

That Texas quarterback has a big fat DL ass.

[quote] That Texas quarterback has a big fat DL ass.

This one R3?

[quote]There’s no VPL like college football QB VPL.

Maybe not so butch, hon.

Yes R4! I thought that ass was gonna rip those pants in half this afternoon. And they were white which became almost translucent with the sweat.

sum luvly mins up in yeer

[quote] Watching football and all that jazz.

That’s funny. Watching All That Jazz usually makes me feel anything but butch.

OP are you feeling butch today as well? I just sat down to watch some games and seeing some lovely mens slutting it up like cock teases all over. There's a lovely piece of ass that plays for the Cinicinatti teams. He's hot and looks slutty.

[quote] There's a lovely piece of ass that plays for the Cinicinatti teams

Name please.

R12, is it QB Joe Burrow?

Yes the name on his shirt is Burrow and he's number 9. Now who is servicing this stud?

R15, he had a wardrobe malfunction on the field last year and his lovely white ass was exposed to millions.

Well then... DL web sleuths need to get busy.

Who is the hottie in R9, I've done a google search on 'Bills No. 50" but the guy coming up is not him.

The name on the helmet (duh) is a manufacturers brand.

So it’s like pornhub with whatever ball they can find?

that is a first-class DL pedigree ass @ R4

*applauds*

Hut, Hut ........ RIMJOB

[quote] There’s no VPL like college football QB VPL.

There’s no VPL like college football VPL.

Fixted.

R20 I think that's an older pic too. It's even bigger and more muscular now from what I saw yesterday in bursting white pants.

Google Image Search reveals that the guy at R9 is Kiko Alonso, R18. He was on the Bills from 2013 to 2015, then went to to the Eagles, Dolphins and is now on the Saints.

Football players are generally too beefy for me, but I’d entertain the idea of taking a kicker as a lover.

thanks R24

My current favorite: 26-year-old Marcus Mariota, QB for Vegas

Any DL butches watching some NFL mens with me today?

R28, yep. Watching the Ravens/Steelers game.

I'm on Packers / Vikings. Loving me some Aaron Rodgers; he's soooo sweet!

I'm watching Titans and Bengals and want both quarterbacks.

R31, Joe is a cutie pie.

Aaron is not doing well. Maybe he's missing Danica...

I miss Clay Matthews. His thighs and ass were the best thing about the Packers.

Undefeated Steelers/Ravens

Ginger Wentz on prime time bitches!

Anyone feeling butch today?

R36, very butch here. Watching Tom Brady losing.

Now that Drew is cancelled only Gronk is even moderately fuckable on my screen.

Any butch bros watching tonight?

R39, yep!

Let's enjoy! One of quarterbacks is kinda hot.

Good start for the Titans.

I think this can actually be a good game.

Is the Tennessee quarterback being properly satisfied at home?

I feel butch when i suck off an alpha jock and he screams "I'm gonna nut, bro!"

I think the VPL are more prominent this year in the NFL.

Who services the dashing Titans QB? Fuck that turns me on R45. Stop it.

You sure are, OP!

What up fellow DL butches!? Anyone else watching some NFL and hot mens today?

Ginger Wentz is driving me crazy with that hot ass body.

[quote]Is the Tennessee quarterback being properly satisfied at home?

Dude has NINE children. That means his wife has been pregnant for a total of nearly 7 years. So I'm guessing there has been a little built-up frustration there.

Do you think men can’t have sex with women when they’re pregnant, r51?

Go Bears!

Big Dick Nick vs Trumper Cousins, who's watching?

Butch realness tonight with attractive red uniforms.

Anyone butching out with me?

What is "VPL"?

R57 -Visible Penis Line

My boyfriend Joe Burrow went down. I'm worried about his big beautiful ass.

But it wasn’t his ass that got hurt.

Me too. R59. He’s too sexy for his uniform.

Who else will be watching the Chiefs/Raiders game tonight?

I am! Raiders shockingly won the first matchup in KC and it was a good fun game. It should be another good one in Vegas tonight. I'll be cheering for the Chiefs to stomp on Trumper Republican bible boy Derek Carr.

R62 - what is the butt scouting report for tonight's game?

Sexy potentially bi Travis Kelce is smoking hot with a great ass.

Ben Rapelisberger and the Steelers are still Undefeated!

TODAY'S FOOTBALL both college and pro can't hold a candle in the homoerotic department to the game in the 1980's early 1990's!

back then ALL the teams college and pro wore NOTHING underneath their spray painted on pants but jockstraps and the material was more see thru then today's pants.... jockstraps straps and ass skin seen as easy and as clear as day! especially if the teams pants were white!... so blatant and obscene pornographic it was!.....

add in especially in college, the players rolling up their jerzeys to half cropped shirts showing off sexy abs/stomach and alot of butt slapping from player to player, coach to player and even referee to player and there you go..

THANK GOODNESS for ESPN CLASSIC and other sports channels show classic footballs games of college and the pros from that era!..

R67 gets it.

No, he doesn’t get it, which is why he’s salivating over athletes from 40 years ago.

R69.. because the situation WAS sexier and hotter and that's a fact but i'm wrong for salivating over athletes from 40 years ago?....newsflash, i watch pro and college football today too and find many a player sexy and hot and yes, still see some sexiness on the field in terms of bodies, asses and faces...

that DOES NOT DISPEL the truth that back in the 80's and 90's the game on both the college and pro level was more homoerotic for the truths i posted above!...

so yeah I DO GET IT if i do say so myself....

Oh, r70, I’m only teasing you. I’m in a giddy mood tonight and r68 lobbed it up.

The kickers are so cute, I can’t stand it.

Plus, because of a lack of thigh pads, they always show good bulge/VPL.

Love watching football bulges but I'm now boycotting the NFL for giving Michael Vick another job. Fuck that asshole.

Any hot mens playing tonight??

Jared Goff of the Rams is kinda hot.

Jared Goff

I like his tight little ass and he looks like one of those cute goofy dudebros with a big dick.

I kiss my son on the mouth.

Are they really playing fake crowd noise?

It's Florida so I think there's probably some people there. But it does sound like some is being pumped in too.

The little ginger coach is kinda sexy.

Who's butching out? This Texas quarterback has the most vintage DL ass imaginable.

He has an old ass, R83?

He's cute too. Appears liberal. And he has a big fat ass.

I love when guys just can't hide it and say oh what the fuck.

[quote] Appears liberal.

Source please.

I've seen various BLM posts on his Instagram and Twitter. Austin is very liberal especially among young people. He grew up there too. However he went to the same high school as former DL fave and now cancelled and suspected Trumper Drew Brees.

I feel bad for the adorable Texas kicker who missed the field goal, ending the game.

He was cute. But damn that quarterback ass.

Sam's is a glorious ass...especially combined with the Longhorns' see-through football pants.

The clip below shows a ref helping himself to an extra helping of Ehlinger-ass earlier this month....hundreds of thousands of views.

He's adorable too

That's sexual assault @ R91.

But is it rape rape?

That's an amazing ass. A DL fave is born. We hope to see him in the NFL.

R91.. actually ref slapping, squeezing and patting the players asses as well as player on players, coach on player ass action was a common sight back in the day during THEE greatest sexiest most homoerotic era of college and pro football back in the 80's and 90's..

Looking forward to the Iron Bowl in a couple of hours.

I love seeing the images of the athletes wearing their ties and sport coats. Such dashing young men.

The Alabama QB is quite dashing and worthy of being serviced.

R99, ditto the Auburn QB.

Links please, R99 and R100.

This is a beatdown. At least there's two hot quarterbacks to watch in their tight pants. Bo Nix has a stange throwing motion but he's hot as fuck. I had to excuse myself for a wank at halftime.

Bo has a delicious tush.

Stud

Tush

Why do gays only watch college football? My guess is that pro isn’t interesting to them because it’s truly just about the sport. No collegiate associations or connections.

R106, I watch NFL.

Wow, time to see a dermatologist!

Sure ya do.

Mac Jones

I love NFL. I watch both too

I watch the NFL too. In fact, I watch that more than college, but college definitely has better VPL.

I can't believe how many people are in the crowd. Looks like a super spreading jackpot.

Anyone ever notice this guy on the sidelines of the Oregon Ducks' games? He's their strength coach, Aaron Feld. Great moustache AND great hair!

Clemson is back to juggernaut

R114.. you forgot to mention a great build too!

speaking of strength coach nearly all of them are built... including northwestern's strength coach who loves to show himself off in very very snug short sleeve polo shirts of purple and tan (the team colors) and even in cold weather... such a narcissist and exhibitionist he is!... and he's good looking too!...

R116 link please

Who's feeling butch?

The Chargers QB got a new haircut and he's actually cute. And 6'6. You know what that means.

Yeah. He’s tall.

I’m shaving my taint!

How do the family jewels fare without cups to protect them? Do peens absorb the shocks?

There was a hot Raider defensive player I saw fondle his balls after getting hit all the way off the field talking to a coach. After the little conversation he dug back in. I think someone got their nuts cracked. But it looked hot.

I am so in lust with Cooper Kupp.

I would like to service Travis Kelce.

Looks like the 49ers kicker is dressing to the right today.

[quote] Do peens absorb the shocks?

In a manner of speaking.

[quote] I am so in lust with Cooper Kupp.

What is it about him that induces you to lust after him?

R119, is the Chargers’ quarterback still Philip Rivers?

The hot Rams coach has big tits.

Name please, R130.

No they have a young stud now. Justin Herbert is hot. And huge.

R131 Sean McVay. He's small but thick.

Joey Bosa is hot as fuck. He's not as good looking as his brother but he's a sexy beast.

Thanks, R132 and R133.

Gay Aaron is playing hot Mitch Trubisky tonight. You know Aaron wants to touch all of him. Trubisky has a great body.

[quote] What is it about him that induces you to lust after him?

Three things: his body, his face, and his body.

Like Jimmy G Mitch is much too hot for an angry haggard old queen like Aaron Rodgers.

R122... i believe the players where under armour shorts under their pants and those shorts come with protection (i.e. a small cup embedded in the shorts) for protection. I don't think many players are old school wearing just a jockstrap with a cup (and nothing else!) underneath their pants...

R116... the sexy built northwestern strength coach who likes to show off his buff body in super snug and small polo shirts is named Alex Spanos...

Fuck Trubisky is fucking hot.

[quote] i believe the players where under armour shorts

Oh, dear!

When did wrestling for the ball in the dogpile become common?

R142, I’m not a football fan, but I understand it is a remnant of the rugby scrum.

OP, do you watch with you cock out?

U-Cock - the lesbian version of a dildo

[quote] When did wrestling for the ball in the dogpile become common?

Since there’s been football and someone fumbles.

All the old timers who are now in the booth make comments about “you don’t want to know what goes on under there.”

Is there any fine ass to watch in tonight's game?

Any butches joining to watch hot Wentz playing tonight?

New DL fave ass Sam Elinhger about to start live on Fox. Once he starts sweating you get bare ass through those tight white pants.

Alabama/LSU about to start.

Why does the Rams little coach have such big tits?

No way is Travis Kelce 100 percent straight. He probably doesn't mind being serviced.

R125 Mahomes just poured ice water down Kelce’s back and Kelce let out a shriek. It was so adorable.

Jared Goff looks cuter with a little stubble. Anyone else feeling butch tonight?

It's Sunday butches!

Miami Dolphins and their white pants! enough said....

You bitches have been holding out on everyone with this hunk of a Tennessee quarterback. Not only gorgeous but great build. Breeder or "breeder"? What do we know?

I’m sorry, r156, did you say something? I wasn’t paying attention. I was distracted.

Is anyone else watching hunky Baker Mayfield tonight?

I don't find him attractive at all but I do like that hunky daddy coach from Baltimore.

I take it many of you are handegg fans.

Yes we enjoy a fun exciting game with lots of hot mens. So what.

Great game

Any mens to watch tonight DL butches?

Nothing screams "butch" more than Bob Fosse

R164, I’m watching hot men playing college basketball on ESPN.

Hunky Ian Book is on, bitches!

On what, R167? He's certainly not on you.

DL fave and gay icon Miss Aaron Rodgers coming up next.

Lots of hot ass today.

Such as, R170?

I enjoyed watching the Chicago Bears and Titans hot quarterbacks win big this morning and now I'm enjoying Travis Kelce and his sex addict vibe along with the Rams coach's big tits.

Former DL fave Drew Brees is also back today.

I feel like shot on weekends!

Any butches watching Mac Jones's hot ass today?

R175, yes, full day of football today! By the way, Mac has always admired Tim Tebow.

I bet Mac has a lovely dong

Joe Burrow is hotter

Mac Jones ass pics please.

^^^ Best I could find (scroll down).

Well, shit. I was willing to try!

Ehlinger is hotter with a better ass

^^^ I agree. But Mac's ass looks better on TV today than in any photo I could find.

Ain’t no VPL like college football VPL.

Dabo can look like a hot daddy sometimes.

I like Trevor’s orange peen.

Swinney is Trumper. A big one. We cancelled him. Next..

Trevor has an orange peen? Is he a Trump?

Trevor is the rare player that looks better with his helmet on.

I’m so happy that Ohio State is winning.

They forgot to give that guy at R8 a jock and a cup.

Some of those Buckeye mens have nice asses..

i've always noticed how some of the players looks great in their helmet, their faces i mean, i suspect because it makes their eyes if they have beautiful eyes "pop" more...

also interesting the whole padding of the football pants where their ass crack is! every team has this and why? because a) it's to keep the pants together with reinforcement so they won't split? b) because if they didn't have that reinforcement the pants so sheer and spray painted on would indeed split? c) because the pants being sheer and spray painted on if they didn't have that panel and they don't really need that panel but their ass crack would indeed be seen as clear as day or d) a combination of a, b and c?

loved notre dame's pants, because they are more like ballet tights than polyester/nylon pants the other teams wear! consequently, those golden pants really accentuate and form to the player's asses! NICE!!!!!

however, i will always wish the players pants were like they were back in the 80's and 90's REALLY SEE THRU, and to where the guys wore only a jockstrap and NOTHING ELSE Underneath their pants unlike today when they were those stupid under armor shorts and/or underwear and a little cup inserted into their pants to cover and protect their crotches...

back in the day 80's and 90's countless teams wearing white pants you could easily see both ass skin and the straps of their jockstraps as plain as day! UTTERLY blatant and pornographic and homoerotic it was! also back then players on teams would roll up their jerzeys to show off their stomachs, so that too was sexual and homoerotic, also it was the era of ass patting constantly from fellow players to each other, to coaches to players, even to referees to players!.....

If R193 were to write a book and included photos I’d buy it.

Any butches watching games today?

Which current college football or NFL players have the best asses?

I'm watching Falcons-Bucs.

Many hot mens on the second batch of games.

Fast forward to 1:15. Hypnotizing!

Baker Mayfield sure is feisty!

DL ass

Any butches getting into the playoffs?

Well, [italic]I[/italic] certainly am, r202!

Make them relinquish the ball!

Why is McVay covering up his tits? I love seeing his knockers through his tight shirts.

Tennessee quarterback is hot to death. Details please. What do we know boys?

R204 his knockers?? LOL!!!

I’m excited to see my favorite player later tonight. The hottie Baker Mayfield!

Former DL fave Drew Bree's up next.

Brees*

Trubisky is hotter coming up. He has a super hot body.

Is Brees still cancelled on DL? I can't keep up.

Oh yes Daddy!

Baker smells like a Trumper

Trevor Lawrence

Dayum on that Bears QB. Team Chicago over Trumper Brees!

R215 i dunno, he's got this weird underbite thingey going on that has always bugged me

He has a snuggle tooth too but he's gorgeous in the face and his body is hot for days.

Is it me or has Drew gotten uglier? He looks dead in the eyes now and totally phony. I used to think he had a handsome face.

It's not just you, R218. He looks drawn as he's aged.

What's the name of the Chicago quarterback?

Mitchell Trubisky

Drew's cancellation really aged him. Image was very important to him. When he was called out by so many it really took a toll on him. He went from being considered one of the good guys to a basic Trumper. And he's smart enough to know what happened. He has functioned at an almost head down level the whole season.

Thanks, R220.

Look, it's Trubisky being interviewed by our very own Alec! Adowable!!

Was Alec coked up as usual when he interviewed him?

The only pretty good pic of Trubisky's ass that I could find.

His body is smoking. Some of those combine photos from before are her worthy.

jerk* worthy

Mitchell is from the Cleveland area, Mentor to be exact

He is boyfriend material. He's an awe shucks hot guy.

You bitches have made me a Bears fan. Thank you!

[quote] Trump to award Bill Belichick the Medal of Freedom amid House impeachment push

Wow that's stunning. Bellichick is usually very careful about optics . This will make him look awful.

Well Bill is a cheater too. Those kind stick together.

R230 not for long. Fans want his head and not just the tip!

What other hotties are there in the game coming up? I’m talking Cleveland versus Pittsburgh. There’s Baker and......?

I'd do Big Ben in a heartbeat . Big,dumb and ugly!

Ben is also a rapist

Baker looks like he would be selfish in bed

My favorite hottie quarterback did it! On to Kansas City! Unfortunately, I don’t think the Browns will be able to defeat the Chiefs.

I bet this guy played football at one point - big, fat linebacker ass!

I don't doubt it, especially around here!

Bump for Mac Jones's prime dong

Who's feeling butch with the OP for the final college game of the year?

R242 - I looked all over Getty Images and couldn't find any pics of Mac Jones' dong.

Bumping for playoffs butches! First up is super hetro DL fave Miss Aaron Rodgers.

Come on Rams! I wanna see a pissy Aaron in postgame interviews

Wow Chris Simms is faming

Travis Kelce has pictures on his phone that need to get hacked. STAT. I'm certain of it.

I still need Sidney Crosby to sit on my face.

I don't know how you can get in to hockey - their uniforms are enormous and you can't see their body at all! So you've got nothing to go on but a pretty face.

Crosby has a great body. And he hasn't found the right girl yet because his commitment to the sport is all consuming.

R250 I've seen him in a suit. Beautiful ass and one of the biggest bulges I've ever seen on a man. (He was wearing pretty thin cut suit slacks for someone so thick.)

R251 I can completely identify!

I know some DLers find Mahomes hot but he just doesn't do it for me. His uniform is ill-fitting. Like sloppy and the pants needing to be pulled up.

[quote] I've seen him in a suit. Beautiful ass

What did his ass look like in person?

Up next is Trumper vs Trumper butches! Former DL fave Drew Brees and child mouth kisser Tom Brady. Who you got?

Team Drew here.

This game is getting fun. I think Taysom Hill is kinda hot too.

You bitches can keep football. I'm waiting for my baseball studs to come back onto the field.

Who's butching up for championship Sunday?

Yo, r26! Yo.

(Ooooh, it hurts my voice when it’s that low.)

Travis Kelce is going to be having sex tonight. with whom doesnt matter

Can anyone tell me who this is? Is that a Steelers helmet he's holding?

Are all the DL butches out for the game?