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Matt Gayetz says: "I will never love another President again!"

A Florida congressman has been mocked online for responding to Donald Trump’s return to the White House with the words: "I will never love another President again!"

Matt Gaetz, 38, made his declaration after the president posted a video of his Monday night discharge from the Walter Reed hospital.

Trump ordered his aides to film him on the Truman Balcony of the White House, so he could deliver a message to the American people.

As the sun was setting he removed his face mask and announced that he was “going back to work”, saying he became infected with coronavirus because he was on the front lines, “out front”

“As your leader, I had to do that,” Trump said in the video.

"I knew there’s danger to it, but I had to do it. I stood out front. I led. Nobody that’s a leader would not do what I did.

“And I know there’s a risk. There’s a danger. But that’s okay, and now I’m better. Maybe I’m immune. I don’t know. But don’t let it dominate your lives. Get out there.”

[quote] I will never love another President again! — Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) October 6, 2020

Gaetz was evidently moved by the president’s rousing speech.

His gushing declaration sparked amusement online, however.

The Lincoln Project, a coalition of anti-Trump Republicans campaigning to unseat Trump, tweeted: “It’s getting weird.”

Other social media users described his response as “embarrassing” and “ludicrous”.

One said it took “weird, creepy and inappropriate” to a whole other level.

Another said it made the White House look like a cult.

Gaetz, whose Twitter bio boasts that he was described by Trump as “a machine...handsome and going places”, faced further ridicule the day before.

On Monday morning, when doctors were weighing up releasing the president from Walter Reed, Gaetz tweeted: “President Trump won't have to recover from Covid. Covid will have to recover from President Trump.”

The quote was a riff on Chuck Norris’ famous declaration, sparking a surge in search for the 80-year-old martial arts expert’s most famous lines.

Gaetz was laughed at for the fawning quote.

“Joe Biden won't have to recover from Covid,” one responded. “Because Joe Biden took the necessary steps to avoid becoming infected.”

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by Anonymousreply 3410/16/2020

Nestor must be soooooooo jealous!

by Anonymousreply 110/06/2020

So he's one of those "I love you, man" drunks.

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2020

Frankly, even I was embarrassed for him.

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2020


by Anonymousreply 410/06/2020


Just...... wow.

by Anonymousreply 510/06/2020

Trump looked inside Matt's fantasies and made each one come true.

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by Anonymousreply 610/06/2020

This queen again.

First he adopts a Cuban boy to be his son/lover.

And now this.

Unsurprisingly, he represents Florida.

by Anonymousreply 710/06/2020

LOL at this response

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by Anonymousreply 810/06/2020

The Republicans are trolling American now.

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2020

Matt should blow Trump already. The sexual tension is exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2020

At least she had no choice since she was possessed. This psycho FL fuckhead would do it without hesitation

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by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2020

Also good. We don’t need a president that she would love.

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2020

He had me at MAGA...

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by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2020
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by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2020

Proof that not all gay people deserve support.

Not that he will ever admit that he is gay. But he is.

by Anonymousreply 1510/06/2020

[quote]Unsurprisingly, he represents Florida.

Even more unsurprisingly, he'll be re-elected next month.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2020

Here is Gaetz's opponent. Retired Navy commander Phil Ehr

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by Anonymousreply 1710/06/2020

FL is such shit.

by Anonymousreply 1810/06/2020

This guy is such an embarrassment.


He even puts Aaron Schock to shame.

by Anonymousreply 1910/06/2020

I guess Nestor won’t be sodomizing Matt today!

by Anonymousreply 2010/06/2020

I know I'll never love this way again....

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by Anonymousreply 2110/06/2020

Would any other President, even a conservative one, be stupid enough to want Matt Gayetz to love them?

by Anonymousreply 2210/06/2020

R11: here

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by Anonymousreply 2310/06/2020

It pisses me off that our taxes pay him to be a professional troll.

by Anonymousreply 2410/06/2020

Unless Nestor becomes President....

by Anonymousreply 2510/06/2020

r25 Let's see his birth certificate!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2610/06/2020

What a drama queen.

Is he still pretending to be straight?

by Anonymousreply 2710/08/2020

The last time an American political figure inspired so much cult-like adoration...

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by Anonymousreply 2810/08/2020

What do you get when you kiss a Prez? You get enough germs to catch corona After you do, he'll never phone ya I'll never fall in love again Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again

by Anonymousreply 2910/08/2020

Meanwhile, Trump can't even get Matt's name right

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by Anonymousreply 3010/16/2020

That sexy grin, thick sexy head full of hair, Hercules like physique that even Chris Hayes would be jealous of....Matt is so dreamy. His broad shoulders, big strong chest and arms, and 6 pack abs make me swoon.

by Anonymousreply 3110/16/2020

No one cares, Nestor/31

by Anonymousreply 3210/16/2020

R31, six pack abs? Are we looking at the same guy?

by Anonymousreply 3310/16/2020

Oh, look! Guess who's a corrupt piece of shit!

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