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Melania Trump calls Stormy Daniels a 'porn hooker' in newly released tapes

As opposed to a regular hooker like me.

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by Malariareply 9510/16/2020

And yet still Melania, Stormy has a million times more respect than you could ever dream of having. Funny how that works, eh hon?

by Malariareply 110/05/2020

If the foo shits

by Malariareply 210/05/2020

"takes one to know one"

by Malariareply 310/05/2020

SHE's A PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!!

by Malariareply 410/05/2020

No audio?

by Malariareply 510/05/2020

^Why bother? Melanoma’s accent is so thick, you’d need subtitles.

by Malariareply 610/05/2020

Please find the audio. I want to hear her say “hooker”.

by Malariareply 710/05/2020

Hoooooookeer.

by Malariareply 810/05/2020

Pot Whore meet Kettle Whore

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by Malariareply 910/05/2020

Why Stormy cannot be classy like me?

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by Malariareply 1010/05/2020

Well it’s an important qualifier when you’re a model hooker.

by Malariareply 1110/05/2020

I love that the Whore is tormented by Stormy.

Bring Stormy out for Oct talk shows to respond.

by Malariareply 1210/05/2020

See the puta calling the kettle black.

by Malariareply 1310/05/2020

Don’t forget, the First Whore can say “that’s extra $100 dollars” in five languages.

by Malariareply 1410/05/2020

She and Donald ought to remember this guy--also VERY popular with everybody--until he wasn't.

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by Malariareply 1510/05/2020

this link to above

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by Malariareply 1610/05/2020

Stormy Daniels has more class in her vagina than Melanie has in her entire body.

by Malariareply 1710/05/2020

Well she would know wouldn't she. Melania set a very, very low standard for "porn hookers" by showing off her plastic titties and cunt once too often.

by Malariareply 1810/05/2020

R10, which one in the picture is Vairst Letty?

by Malariareply 1910/05/2020

Being First Lady is quite an achievement, don’t you think ?

by Malariareply 2010/05/2020

Who gives a shit whether she's a "porn hooker" or a nun? The point is that Trump fucked her about two minutes after Melania gave birth.

by Malariareply 2110/05/2020

No. It's her husband's achievement, obviously. She's only "first lady" because she's married to him.

by Malariareply 2210/05/2020

Oh, is THAT the point? I thought the point was Melania thinks she be best and husband most popular.

by Malariareply 2310/05/2020

Did she say "porn," "born" or "horn? Amateurs!" (Strumpet with the Trumpet, Roxanne.)

by Malariareply 2410/05/2020

As opposed to Melania who is a hooker hooker.

by Malariareply 2510/05/2020

well, that too, r23.

by Malariareply 2610/05/2020

This thread cheered me up immensely.

Melania was probably pissed that Stormy got some money out of it and didn’t have to deal with him ever again and she had to marry him, and he won’t end up paying out because he’s a broke bitch. Plus she’ll probably die herself.

by Malariareply 2710/05/2020

If she had just gotten triple-D's like Stormy- maybe her man wouldn't have strayed.

by Malariareply 2810/05/2020

Melania was a high priced call-girl, not a low rent girl like Stormy.

by Malariareply 2910/05/2020

[quote]Melania was a high priced call-girl

riiiight, doing lez porn .... klassy bitch that one ....

by Malariareply 3010/05/2020

R29, maybe in Slobenia, Boris, but not in Manhattan.

by Malariareply 3110/05/2020

I'm not naming names, but a high-class call girl is more someone who will release an "intellectual" music album and have it reach the top of the charts, no less! Not sure Mevania has ever done anything like that.

by Malariareply 3210/05/2020

"I don't give Fuck for stormee"

by Malariareply 3310/05/2020

You and your fat orange blob of a husband are hated, bitch! Go back to Slovenia!

by Malariareply 3410/05/2020

“The kettle is a whore, darling!”

by Malariareply 3510/05/2020

She should be embarrassed and ashamed. Sleeping with a fat, broke, mushroom dick. Her face and tits are made of plastic and she still can’t speak English.

by Malariareply 3610/05/2020

"I don't give fuck about English"

by Malariareply 3710/05/2020

Stormy is a business person. She knows what sells and pursues it. Melania is a lucky whore.

Big difference.

by Malariareply 3810/05/2020

she's a whore with covid

by Malariareply 3910/05/2020

My cousin lauds the classy First Lady Melania on her Facebook. Encourages friends to post beautiful pix of FLOTUS. I’d love to post the lez pix and the one of Mel in the jet, tits forward and covered in jewels.

by Malariareply 4010/05/2020

Well, she’s not wrong is she?

by Malariareply 4110/05/2020

R40 I think you should.

by Malariareply 4210/05/2020

R41 see R38 and R39.

by Malariareply 4310/05/2020

So the tapes have been released on Mea Culpa, the podcast presented by Michael Cohen.

by Malariareply 4410/05/2020

I had R41 on Ignore anyway.

by Malariareply 4510/05/2020

R32, if you're not naming names - get the fuck out.

by Malariareply 4610/05/2020

[quote] Being First Lady is quite an achievement, don’t you think ?

Normally, I would say yes. It's a difficult, demanding, UNPAID job and every First Lady gets a ton of shit thrown at her because she's married to the President. Nonetheless, all of our First Ladies work hard, travel constantly on behalf of their causes (usually involving children) as well as acting as a professional hostess for world leaders and as chatelaine of the White House. Plus, many have young children they are trying raise in a the DC fishbowl of the presidency.

Melania is raising a child. Other than that she has done nothing but rip Jackie Kennedy's trees out of the Rose Garden. (We'll put them back next year - they weren't discarded.) She's a pathetic First Lady. Useless on the campaign trail, useless in the White House, just fucking useless.

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by Malariareply 4710/05/2020

Stormy knows a mushroom dick when she sees one. The First Whore does not.

by Malariareply 4810/05/2020

I may be a porn hooker but Rona is a bitch.

Stay safe!

by Malariareply 4910/05/2020

R46, my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.

by Malariareply 5010/05/2020

AHA! It's someone called Lana del Ray, but first I had to google "my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola."

by Malariareply 5110/05/2020

[quote]Stormy has a million times more respect than you could ever dream of having

Why? She's a Repug who pushed conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton in her lie-filled book. She and Melania are the same.

by Malariareply 5210/05/2020

Just search Twitter for “porn hooker.” Twitter seems to be the easiest way to find these audio clips since the news articles about them usually don’t like to them.

by Malariareply 5310/06/2020

Here, ya fat whores!

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by Malariareply 5410/06/2020

Her English is so laughably bad.

by Malariareply 5510/06/2020

Architect Whore of Unicorn 🦄 University

by Malariareply 5610/06/2020

At least she was able to walk away from him after servicing him once, for which she was ultimately paid $130,000. You at the time were resting after having given birth to his larva. How much of a payout did you get for that?

by Malariareply 5710/06/2020

The irony is that Stormy may be a porn star but is not a hooker. She didn’t even ask for money after banging Rump. Melania was always a whore and that’s why she married her wealthy John. It’s only about money for her. She also was not very attractive before her many plastic surgeries. That face above in her soft porn shoot is one of rough, hardened, Slavic nightmares.

by Malariareply 5810/06/2020

There really is nothing likeable about Melania - that was determined the moment she married Trump and pretending we don't all know what she was before. She has the nerve to be so opinionated being an immigrant "professional" who came here under dubious circumstances and spreads birther bullshit, Fuck her.

by Malariareply 5910/06/2020

[quote]Melania was a high priced call-girl, not a low rent girl like Stormy.

I love this, as if it is some kind of great distinction. I don't care if you're charging $50 or $500, you're still selling your pussy.

by Malariareply 6010/06/2020

Wait, what's this about Lana Del Rey?

by Malariareply 6110/06/2020

Melania is her whole own league of scum.

She embodies everything wrong with iron curtain immigrants. Nasty, racist, fake face tits and history, but she crams her fat plastic ass into designer clothes and exhibits constant prejudice towards brown and black people, whores herself into a wealthy husband and she’s “classy”.

I hope coronavirus destroys her and her son Beowulf. Fucking cunt.

by Malariareply 6210/06/2020

[quote]I love this, as if it is some kind of great distinction. I don't care if you're charging $50 or $500, you're still selling your pussy.

And both sold it to her husband

by Malariareply 6310/06/2020

My pussy tastes like gin and regret.

by Malariareply 6410/06/2020

Of all people she calls someone a hooker. Class act... NOT!

by Malariareply 6510/06/2020

My poooosey now accept the PayPals.

Done be last to try my pooooosey!

by Malariareply 6610/06/2020

[quote]She embodies everything wrong with iron curtain immigrants. Nasty, racist, fake face tits and history, but she crams her fat plastic ass into designer clothes and exhibits constant prejudice towards brown and black people, whores herself into a wealthy husband and she’s “classy”.

Yeah. like that Serbian cunt wife of some athlete who was posting vile, racist shit a couple months back. She cost her husband his job:

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by Malariareply 6710/06/2020

R62. Melania better consider reducing that fat plastic ass. Daddy doesn’t like fat girls .

by Malariareply 6810/06/2020

Worth it just to hear Mel say "da poorn whooker" because it's magical.

by Malariareply 6910/06/2020

It burns her up that she's shunned by [italic]Vogue[/italic] while Stormy got a photo shoot with "Enny Labowich."

by Malariareply 7010/06/2020

Takes one to know one, Melania

by Malariareply 7110/06/2020

Plus she have #bebest kidney surgeon than me! Her kidneys look more perkier!"

by Malariareply 7210/06/2020

Stormy is Melania's Marilyn. Sad.

by Malariareply 7310/06/2020

Interesting how Melania blames Stormy but not her pussy-grabbing hubby

by Malariareply 7410/06/2020

History books will take care of this whore

by Malariareply 7510/06/2020

[quote]I'm not naming names, but a high-class call girl is more someone who will release an "intellectual" music album and have it reach the top of the charts

I confess my first guess was former First Lady of France and ex-model Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, who released an album of poems by Dorothy Parker, WB Yeats, WH Auden and Emily Dickinson some years ago.

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by Malariareply 7610/06/2020

Melanie has a charge account at the NYC VD Clinic and she is calling someone else a hooker?

by Malariareply 7710/07/2020

She's a fucking rancid cunt

I don't "give fuck" about her

by Malariareply 7810/07/2020

the first prostitute has been in America over 20 years and that skank can't barely utter a sentence in English

She supposedly speaks 5 languages. That may be true, but NONE of them are English

by Malariareply 7910/07/2020

Careful, Stormy- you know litigious that klan is. You don't have the money to fight them in court (and Trump would love to see you in jail like Avenatti).

by Malariareply 8010/07/2020

R55 You should cut her some slack. She has only been in the US for 26 years, so of course her English is not good.

by Malariareply 8110/11/2020

Melania trump is the only First lady to have done porn.

I would bet most of the First Ladies of the 20th century had never even SEEN porn in their entire lives.

by Malariareply 8210/11/2020

Who needs to see it when you’re living it?

by Malariareply 8310/11/2020

Lol R83....

by Malariareply 8410/11/2020

So here’s a fun thing.

I facetiously wrote on Twitter that Melania called Karen Pence a “porn whore.”

Someone reported the tweet as hate speech.

Twitter blocked my account until I deleted the tweet, and sent me an email reprimand telling me that my account will be suspended if I violate their hate speech policy.

What ease good for porn slut first lady not so good for common gander!

by Malariareply 8510/12/2020

Takes one to know one.

Gold digger whore is the USA’s First, third Lady

by Malariareply 8610/12/2020

Ease not how eat sounds! Ease term of endearment, like locker room talk but for gairls. So I can husband’s gairlfriends porn sluts, so what? Do you know what I call my mather? I call her gangbang slut whore bag of Slovenian footballer cum loads, that is what I call her. Is term of endearment. These fake news media, they never meese opportune, opportunity to take everyting out of the context!

by Malariareply 8710/12/2020

[quote]Melania trump is the only First lady to have done porn.

You wanna fucking bet?

by Malariareply 8810/12/2020

Will Melania show up in Florida tonight?

by Malariareply 8910/12/2020

Goddamnit, I demand to know where is Melania? You cant just disappear FLOTUS or even FWOTUS--you have to tell us where she be best!

by Malariareply 9010/12/2020

[quote]Melania trump is the only First lady to have done porn.

You keep telling yourself that, R82.

by Malariareply 9110/12/2020

Melania is fine. She sends her PayPal account. For poooousey.

by Malariareply 9210/12/2020

Vairst Letty do the Klepp Bekk

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by Malariareply 9310/16/2020

She’s such a giving whore! She cares so much about the cheeldren!

by Malariareply 9410/16/2020

“Stormy is nothing but nasty whore wench!”

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