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Things in porn that ruin a scene for you.

What immediately turns you off in a porn scene. For me, it's spitting, hitting, and anyone that fake growls or Woofs.

by Anonymousreply 331Last Saturday at 2:56 PM

Bottoms who don't get hard and tops who have sponge-dick.

by Anonymousreply 110/05/2020

Pimples on anybody's ass.

by Anonymousreply 210/05/2020

Some guys have this weird protruding bone at the top of their asscrack. It's not super common, but when I see it that's it.

by Anonymousreply 310/05/2020

The men watching straight porn and hearing screeching females.

by Anonymousreply 410/05/2020

Any use of the phrases "breed me" "seed me" or "load me up".

by Anonymousreply 510/05/2020

🐞Ladybugs are MY calling card. Porn actors with the 'bugs' are not the same.

by Anonymousreply 610/05/2020

There’s an annoying trend toward putting women (in non-sex roles) in gay porn, usually playing a wife or mother. It’s a complete dick-wilter and it needs to stop.

by Anonymousreply 710/05/2020

R3, that is called a vestigial tail, and it is super-creepy.

by Anonymousreply 810/05/2020

Licking their hand to lube cock, those little socklets that look like ballet slippers, huge moles or skin tags, looking at phone while jerking off, typing while jerking so that the arm always blocks the cock action, edging for hours on end, hairy men who just shave their pubes so it leaves a weird hairless triangle.

by Anonymousreply 910/05/2020

Women.

by Anonymousreply 1010/05/2020

No kissing

Condoms

Pulling out for the cum shot

Spitting

Baseball caps, especially turned around backwards

Jock straps

by Anonymousreply 1110/05/2020

R11 kissing between men is gross and beta. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 1310/05/2020

emotions

socks

by Anonymousreply 1410/05/2020

Acne. Anal warts.

by Anonymousreply 1510/05/2020

I like jockstraps and baseball caps on a hot guy

R12 that is some primo psychological baggage you got

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by Anonymousreply 1610/05/2020

Prolapsing rectums. It’s time for a retread dear.

by Anonymousreply 1710/05/2020

Although it is less common these days, non-diegetic music ruins any scene.

by Anonymousreply 1810/05/2020

Bottoms who are overly dramatic. OMG OOHHHH OH MY GOD IT'S SO BIG.

Shut your fucking mouth already.

by Anonymousreply 1910/05/2020

Horrible dialogue - and any references to 'man cunts' 'man pussy' 'bussy' etc. Any homophobic dialogue like "Take my cock faggot". Actually tops who won't stop talking "Yeah! Take it. Oh yeah love that butt" just SHUT UP already.

I much prefer amateur porn anyway, you get a wider range of men and you can tell the guys are really into each other.

by Anonymousreply 2010/05/2020

When the fucking top isn't rock hard. Viagra is cheap, dumbasses. If you're not into it, either don't do it, or take a pill.

by Anonymousreply 2110/05/2020

Just when you think its safe to go back in the dating pool water, freaky ass cunts like R12 and R13 show up and spoil everything.

by Anonymousreply 2210/05/2020

Excessive dialogue, external cumshots, women, face snacking.

by Anonymousreply 2310/05/2020

Poor grammar.

by Anonymousreply 2410/05/2020

When they don't show the actual entry of top into bottom. There's a quick cut, then they're fucking - what the hell happened there?

by Anonymousreply 2510/05/2020

Not ruin necessarily, but the presence in a scene of books or dvds makes me try to read the titles and distracts from the sex. I can't help it.

by Anonymousreply 2610/05/2020

dirty feet

by Anonymousreply 2710/05/2020

When they try to make an actual story, but the acting is just so bad it's comical.

"Oh, I guess my pizza is here. Hey, you're a really sexy pizza delivery guy."

"Oh thanks, you too. Can I have a tip?"

"Sure (pulls out dick) here's your tip right here."

by Anonymousreply 2810/05/2020

R20 you sound faggy: topping is about dominance. Nobody wants to see a masc top kiss a faggot. That’s beta and gay.

by Anonymousreply 2910/05/2020

Outdoor sex scenes. Can only think of mosquitos

by Anonymousreply 3010/05/2020

Shaved bodies Too much muscles Silly haircuts Those stupid socks that look like the ones they give in hospital Overstyled eyebrows Piss Piercings Twinks Leather Small penises Fat queens Scenes in showers or pools Women

by Anonymousreply 3110/05/2020

Sorry for the lack of punctuation, I had typed it as a list

by Anonymousreply 3210/05/2020

The handle "Pissfag" says all there is to know about the mental/psychological state of its owner. Avoid at all costs and run for your life.

by Anonymousreply 3310/05/2020

R33 yeh I blocked that thing a long time ago.

by Anonymousreply 3410/05/2020

Dirk Caber's maniacal, frightening cackle

by Anonymousreply 3510/05/2020

Anyone looking for a good laugh should check out Griffin Barrows' non-studio porn. He is so obnoxious. I'm pretty sure he's on the autism spectrum...and possibly mentally handicapped.

The sad thing is, in terms of looks he's just my type. But as soon as he opens his mouth my dick shrivels up.

by Anonymousreply 3610/05/2020

I agree with R12/R13. Gay porn shouldn't be like breeder porn. Kissing is lame, beta, and faggy. Most recip turns me off: bottoms are just faggots, holes to be used. I have ZERO interest in a bottom's pleasure or orgasm in porn. And I say this as a strict bottom myself. I just want to see the top use the bottom faggot like the inferior cumdump he is.

by Anonymousreply 3710/05/2020

Females

by Anonymousreply 3810/05/2020

Dirty feet, leaving socks on even though you are naked. Rimming. All gross.

by Anonymousreply 3910/05/2020

R20 there's literally nothing hotter than a masc top calling a bottom a faggot and feminizing him by calling him out for having a macunt or boipussy.

by Anonymousreply 4010/05/2020

Your schtick might have been cutting edge and trendy in 1970, R37, but it just sounds completely lame right now.

For added lameness factor, why not don your leather vest and assless chaps and head over to the nearest Village People concert. You'll fit right in.

by Anonymousreply 4110/05/2020

R39 I agree tops rimming bottoms is beta and faggy. Total dick wilter.

by Anonymousreply 4210/05/2020

Earrings

by Anonymousreply 4310/05/2020

CAFTANS

by Anonymousreply 4410/05/2020

Well, they just about ALL say it, but when the top says "Suck that dick" and not "Suck my dick," I'm out. It sounds like he referring to an object, not something that's part of him.

by Anonymousreply 4510/05/2020

Incest, "straight", homophobia in general.

by Anonymousreply 4610/05/2020

R46 = uppity faggot. Take that dick in your asspussy, boy.

by Anonymousreply 4710/05/2020

Diarrhea

by Anonymousreply 4810/05/2020

The Men.com thing where they have a woman in the scene who is supposed to be the "straight" guy's wife and keeps popping back in while the "gay" guy is having sex with him.

e.g., "Not in front of my salad!"

by Anonymousreply 4910/05/2020

"fuck yeah!" on endless loop

by Anonymousreply 5010/05/2020

When clothes suddenly magically come off in a cut scene. I look watching a guy being undressed, and when they cut that, it annoys the fuck out of me.

by Anonymousreply 5110/05/2020

When a guy, but especially one billed as straight is sucking dick, show us his cock as well. I want to know if he's hard or soft will giving CPR to another man's cock.

by Anonymousreply 5210/05/2020

Guys who squeal and screech like women while bottoming. If you are going to take it like a man, sound like one.

by Anonymousreply 5310/05/2020

Endless clinical closeups up of penetration. Too many cutaways so that you never get into the action - or lose track of who’s who in the scene.

by Anonymousreply 5410/05/2020

Foreskin

by Anonymousreply 5510/05/2020

I hate pulling out to cum. Would rather see the top's dick pulse while he cums inside, then let the cum drip out when he's done.

by Anonymousreply 5610/05/2020

Actors looking at or being conscious of the camera.

by Anonymousreply 5710/05/2020

Thanks R29 - but as someone who has actually topped in porn, unlike you I expect, I know what I'm talking about.

by Anonymousreply 5810/05/2020

Not a fan of excessive noise, it has to sound natural and not forced. It's also annoying when it's very one-note - Damien Crosse is a consistent offender for this, he just goes "uh uh uh uh uh uh uh" constantly and it's so off-putting regardless of whether the actual fucking is hot.

I'm not a fan of excessive tattoos or really hairy shoulders/backs/butts.

Dicks that look sore. You know what I mean.

Prolapse assholes are definitely a scene ruiner.

Not into watching any fucking where neither of them seem into it, whether it's the bottom who looks like they are just in discomfort or pain the whole time, or a top who is so thoroughly disengaged they might as well be sticking their cock into a pile of jello. If they are not into it, I'm not into it.

Not a fan of degradation at all, slapping round the face, spitting in the face etc.

I don't personally like feminine lingerie, although I am a fan of other gear like jockstraps, harnesses etc.

by Anonymousreply 5910/05/2020

[quote] Dicks that look sore. You know what I mean.

I agree with this one. Your dickhead isn't supposed to be red. Stop doing blow/meth and jerking off for 12 hours solid before your shoot. It looks gross.

by Anonymousreply 6010/05/2020

R58 I’m a total bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6110/05/2020

Tattoes, bush, too much armpit hair

by Anonymousreply 6210/05/2020

“Let me give you a blowjob”

“No! I ain’t gay.”

“Come on.”

“Well..... OK.”

by Anonymousreply 6310/05/2020

PORN itself is ruined. Was it the virus? All that posed cock day after day? I don't know. But now I get off looking at mugshots. Some of the dudes are so intense. I know it's probably one of the worst days in their lives. But some guys just look into the camera with such bravery, Just how they might look at somebody they want to fuck. There's a movement afoot to take down published mugshots, and I understand it, but I'll be sorry to see that day Don't judge

by Anonymousreply 6410/05/2020

[quote] Too much muscles

r31 = Janet Weiss

by Anonymousreply 6510/05/2020

Role-playing porn where there clearly isn’t a budget for wardrobe. I especially hate seeing a performer in a business suit that is a few sizes too big.

by Anonymousreply 6610/05/2020

Guys with large, runny boils on their necks.

by Anonymousreply 6710/05/2020

Tunnel holes, rosebuds, fisting, and guys that push a load out of their holes.

by Anonymousreply 6810/05/2020

Unkempt fingernails and/or toenails.

Hemorrhoids or other anal skin tags.

Nipple piercings, piercings on the cock or near the asshole (nasty).

Dirty feet.

Drag queen eyebrows.

Those awful ankle socks. Once I saw a guy wearing them while getting fucked on his back, and they were covered in cat hair. Just take off the socks!!

Scenes where someone's hagged-out "mother" is showing up.

Tops (or guys receiving oral) who can't get hard.

Crapping/farting out the cum wad afterward.

Spitting at any time.

by Anonymousreply 6910/05/2020

... and all those goddamned tattoos. All these stupid guys are looking like lizards.

It's TRAYSH!. TRAYSH, I tell you!

by Anonymousreply 7010/05/2020

R64 forgot to sign her post. How’s your mussy today, Momma?

by Anonymousreply 7110/05/2020

Spitting.

Gagging. (I don't want to watch you practising deep-throathing. If you can't do it, don't!)

Men who suck dick like women. (I.e. just having it in your mouth and gagging on it, but not actually [italic]sucking[/italic] it.)

People who waste time not actually sucking the cock. (You're supposed to SUCK it.)

by Anonymousreply 7210/05/2020

Unrelated, but I had to call to change the internet to our new condo and it was obvious the Spectrum operator was new and kept breathing, grunting and gasping on the phone while coordinating the task on his PC. He had a breathy voice that was friggin HAWT.

If my husband wasn’t in the other room I might have fapped the entire time.

by Anonymousreply 7310/05/2020

Professionally produced porn is not a turn on at all for me anymore. Shaved androgynous passionless beings - blech. I really only enjoy amateur, especially anonymous scenarios, or real hidden camera, however please turn off the TV/radio, especially if there is straight porn on and I can hear some screaming twat in the background. Also put the damn cat/dog in another room. And please stop shaving your pubic hair -a trim will do! It's so gross.

by Anonymousreply 7410/05/2020

R74 post some of those amateur videos here. I agree that good amateur porn is better than pro porn, but it’s so hard to track down the good stuff.

by Anonymousreply 7510/05/2020

R72 is telling you NOW so she doesn’t have to tell you THEN.

by Anonymousreply 7610/05/2020

You rang.

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by Anonymousreply 7710/05/2020

Nelly voices, shaved pits/crotch, unexpected MTF, surprise fisting, dog barking/crying, ass to mouth, foot worship, human waste, & extreme violence.

by Anonymousreply 7810/05/2020

Asians

by Anonymousreply 7910/05/2020

rimming

by Anonymousreply 8010/05/2020

Guys that read their dialogue in an queeny, overly affected way and sound like a floozy from an old B movie.

I juuuuuuust got out of prison and I’m soooooooo horny.

by Anonymousreply 8110/05/2020

Fake moaning and groaning and I know it shouldn't but the site of a biohazard or scorpion tattoo is an instant click to next video.

by Anonymousreply 8210/05/2020

Are/were you a name anyone here would recognize R20? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 8310/05/2020

One of the funniest things I've seen in porn was a SeanCody model getting creampied and saying, "Oooo, it's so warm!" The delivery was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 8410/05/2020

R80, Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 8510/05/2020

Weird sports gear. I clicked on a video a few weeks ago and a guy sauntered out wearing one of those padded boxing helmets. Uh, ok... Though it was probably for the best as the guy turned out to be dick-wilter Adam Russo.

by Anonymousreply 8610/05/2020

R82, what does a scorpion tattoo mean?

by Anonymousreply 8710/05/2020

Bahahaha, good call, R78, "unexpected FTM" - baaaaarf!

by Anonymousreply 8810/05/2020

i'm tired of sex being meted out as punishment...some twink is caught "spying" on a top or stealing something of his only to be fucked/force fed dick as a corrective measure.

I also don't understand the fake incest thing...intergenerational fucking can be plenty hot, but why add the family dynamic? Most scenes don't even go all the way, casting the older guy as a stepfather or family friend.

by Anonymousreply 8910/05/2020

Women, tattoos and FTMs.

by Anonymousreply 9010/05/2020

As R89 wrote, I can enjoy intergenerational sex and also like incest scenarios, but there's something very off-putting of scenes featuring twinks who are made up to appear under-aged and sometimes in "abusive" sex, often where they whine, beg or cry not to be fucked.

by Anonymousreply 9110/05/2020

[quote]made up to appear under-aged and sometimes in "abusive" sex, often where they whine, beg or cry not to be fucked.

You're talking about 99.8% of Japanese straight porn. 🇯🇵⛩️👺

by Anonymousreply 9210/05/2020

Big, hangy-looking hemmorhoids. Constant repetition of the same sex talk. Gross-looking feet. Dingleberries, obviously. Ugly people.

by Anonymousreply 9310/05/2020

dirty feet x 100

by Anonymousreply 9410/05/2020

The talking. It's so fake.

by Anonymousreply 9510/05/2020

Bareback porn fake laughing. 'Fuck, yeah - HA! HA! HA!'. So annoying. Adam Russo was a bid offender.

by Anonymousreply 9610/05/2020

The dumb gay for pay pornos with 50 twinks standing around fake cheering while two twinks go at it.

by Anonymousreply 9710/05/2020

Guys who start moaning and groaning the second the other guy's mouth touches his cock.

by Anonymousreply 9810/05/2020

[quote] Big, hangy-looking hemmorhoids.

What kind of porn are you watching? I’ve never seen this, ever. Thankfully.

by Anonymousreply 9910/05/2020

Armond Rizzo.

by Anonymousreply 10010/05/2020

It's supposed to be another poz tattoo R87 or at least that's what the internet in all it's wisdom says.

by Anonymousreply 10110/05/2020

When they speak, and flaming purses fall out of their mouths (or other inflamed orifices on display).

by Anonymousreply 10210/05/2020

Drag queens and/or women in “non-speaking roles”.

by Anonymousreply 10310/05/2020

Too much story, weird music or artsy fartsy production.

Felching or fisting

by Anonymousreply 10410/05/2020

Peanut butter bottoms

by Anonymousreply 10510/05/2020

Profanity. I enjoy watching but al the swearing is offensive. So many f bomds.

by Anonymousreply 10610/05/2020

Whenever the tops check for the camera in the middle of thrusting.

by Anonymousreply 10710/05/2020

Amateur porn with pop music or blaring TVs playing in the background.

Queens with yappy small dogs that either bark non stop in another room or get on the bed or walk around mid-action.

by Anonymousreply 10810/05/2020

Gay for pay and any scene involving twinks they're just creepy.

by Anonymousreply 10910/05/2020

Most of it lately. It’s just not worth the trouble.

by Anonymousreply 11010/05/2020

I agree, R106.

I'm a fellow prude. I hate it when they exclaim that four letter word for excrement whilst ramming the other's excretory canal.

by Anonymousreply 11110/05/2020

Most porn is gross.

A beautiful naked aroused man is incredibly erotic; but the act of fucking - while it obviously feels wonderful - is actually sort of absurd to watch. There aren't very many angles that don't make me as a viewer feel like a phantom proctologist. And the soundtracks to these things are almost universally vile, from the tacky music to the constant "fuck yeah...fuck yeah!" or homophobic-sounding profanity. Not to mention all the "straight jock" BS where the guys go at it as if they're essentially blowing their noses. Or the piles of clothes left on the floor.

I have come to really prefer erotic photography, where the lighting, settings and body language are all far more professional, the men are not only beautiful but look aroused and I don't have to listen to them not being able to act.

Kristen Bjorn is about the only porn studio I can think of that attempts to create scenes that seem erotic and well-photographed. The fact that the cast usually are not English speaking helps a lot.

by Anonymousreply 11210/05/2020

[quote]Peanut butter bottoms

What is a peanut butter bottom?

by Anonymousreply 11310/05/2020

Anything having to do with feet or footwear.

by Anonymousreply 11410/05/2020

R113, Any man named Skippy, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 11510/05/2020

I looooove dirty feet and fingernails. I really do. Even better if I can imagine the guy stinking a little. Sorry.

I HAAAAATE:

Pierced dicks & nipples. Shaved pubes. (I will immediately turn it off.) Queeny bottoms whining while getting fucked. Spitting on the bottom’s asshole and then licking it. (WHAT IS THE POINT. You’re just licking up your own cold spit now. WHY?) Queeny pop/dance music. Brightly colored jock straps or bikini briefs. Too many tattoos of any kind. Hairy beefy “bear” types. That cheesy buzzed-up-the-sides haircut. ENOUGH.

by Anonymousreply 11610/05/2020

And all of the above are reasons why I usually prefer classic porn (pre-videotape) over contemporary porn. The best current porn is Chaos Men and Broke Straight Boys, if I can find performers who can refrain from doing most of the list above.

by Anonymousreply 11710/05/2020

Leather harnesses, spit, boots that had to be put back on after they were fully naked, ugly feet

by Anonymousreply 11810/05/2020

I prefer amateur as long as it's not gross and that you can actually see and hear what's going on.

by Anonymousreply 11910/05/2020

limps

one arm shorter than the other

by Anonymousreply 12010/05/2020

What in the Quasimodo hell kind of porn site have you been visiting, R120.

by Anonymousreply 12110/05/2020

Pretending to rim, when it's completely obvious one or all partners aren't doing it.

by Anonymousreply 12210/05/2020

Professional porn...Amateur is best.

by Anonymousreply 12310/05/2020

The presence of Billy Santoro's botoxed face.

by Anonymousreply 12410/05/2020

femme gay guys

by Anonymousreply 12510/05/2020

R112 You are a connoisseur and an aesthete!

We're now able to expect higher standards of erotica because there so much of it so freely variable over these last 15 year or so. We have the traditional gay erotica but also the erotic private selfies by increasingly flirty heterosexual men.

We're now able to expect higher standards because we notice so many more things that are a 'turn-off' rather than a 'turn-on'. And that makes me think I agree with you in preferring erotic photography over erotic movies in that all those jarring turn-offs can be controlled and removed.

by Anonymousreply 12610/05/2020

- Vaginas - Prolapsed anuses - Dirty feet - Limp dicks

by Anonymousreply 12710/05/2020

Surprise bootlicking. I understand bowing to the top's feet that whole dominance/submission thing, but when the sub starts licking the top of the guy's boot then the then the top lifts his foot and he starts licking the bottom with the dirt and guck on it.

Nasty!

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by Anonymousreply 12810/05/2020

if theyr hairy

by Anonymousreply 12910/06/2020

Can't watch a scene that includes someone who died.

by Anonymousreply 13010/06/2020

Condoms.

And guys who blow then refuse to savor the cum.

by Anonymousreply 13110/06/2020

I like gay porn that’s actually gay. So, give me all the queeny voices, effeminate mannerisms, and drag queens in non-sex roles and keep the jock straps, baseball caps, and talk of “girlfriends” and “wives” away from me.

I also like porn with a storyline, production values, and a bit of humor. I need to be more broadly entertained and am not interested in amateur porn with bad lighting in some dingy little apartment.

by Anonymousreply 13210/06/2020

You know you're getting old when you watch porn and start to look and critique the decor rather than the action.

by Anonymousreply 13310/06/2020

Eating fudge

by Anonymousreply 13410/06/2020

People like R37 are the complete opposite of sexy. Probably awful in and out of bed.

by Anonymousreply 13510/06/2020

Did they die during the scene, R30?

by Anonymousreply 13610/06/2020

'roid backne

twinks

shaved body parts

bottoms who don't even wince when a giant cock slips inside them

by Anonymousreply 13710/06/2020

Bald guys, condoms, sex in the kitchen, sex in the bathroom, sex outdoors, an overabundance of tattoos, pissing, sex with more than three people, sex with people wearing too much clothing (Men At Play), and guys who pretend to be straight (I've never done this before but I'll try...)

by Anonymousreply 13810/06/2020

When the dude is jerking the dick while he's sucking it. Bitch, I don't want to watch your fucking hand. I want to watch the DICK. Stop obscuring the view of the cock, you fucking idiot!!!

by Anonymousreply 13910/06/2020

Guys getting barebacked and begging for loads because they just sound desperate on top of being obviously damaged.

by Anonymousreply 14010/06/2020

High pitched moaning bottoms who sound as if a 1000 purses fell out of their mouth. Complete turn off.

Bottoms calling their tops daddy.

Shaved pubes to the point of being smoother than a new born.

Post scene interview. How was it for you Joe..would you come back etc. Keep up the illusion/fantasy fellas.

by Anonymousreply 14110/06/2020

R136, that gives new meaning to the term "fucked to death".

by Anonymousreply 14210/07/2020

Long(-ish) acrylic fingernails. I've seen this on an otherwise hot, masc black top (!) from Blacksonboys. And he put those talons into the poor bottom's hole!

Camera angles that result in a close-up of someone's foot soles. I actually get turned on by feet sometimes, but I prefer to look at them from a safe distance as there's usually something unsavoury going on down there. Plus, those camera angles are weird and unaesthetic anyway.

Hearing the director/camera man giving instructions in the background. Seriously?! If you expect me to pay for your porn (yes, I did), do your fucking job and cut that shit or re-shoot the scene without the babbling.

On a related note: bad editing. When the top tells the bottom to bend over, I don't wanna see them do it missionary style in the next scene.

by Anonymousreply 14310/07/2020

masculine men lusting after masculine men. Two mirrors fucking

by Anonymousreply 14410/08/2020

Pasty pink flesh tones in close up

by Anonymousreply 14510/08/2020

[quote]I need to be more broadly entertained and am not interested in amateur porn with bad lighting in some dingy little apartment.

It's funny to think how we're actually seeing a lot of their real apartments now in the age of COVID.

by Anonymousreply 14610/08/2020

^ Though I've noticed occasional signs on the back of doors which makes me think the pornographers have hired a hotel room

by Anonymousreply 14710/08/2020

Dildos....lately Lucas Ent (yes, I know) has a dildo Moment. It is boring.

by Anonymousreply 14810/08/2020

Faking interest in the other guy with moans and groans, while your dick shows absolutely NO interest at all.

That, and all the tedious ANAL CLOSEUPS. SO mechanical, no passion, no seduction. Just mechanics...

by Anonymousreply 14910/08/2020

Ooooh oooooh...has anyone said vaginas yet??

by Anonymousreply 15010/08/2020

This will sound strange, but I used to be really hot for this straight porn guy, then in a scene he had a band-aid on his leg and that's all I could focus on and I completely lost interest in him after that.

by Anonymousreply 15110/08/2020

That amateur anon bullshit that's just sad.

by Anonymousreply 15210/08/2020

Even worse if faked studio “amateur” porn

by Anonymousreply 15310/08/2020

*is.

by Anonymousreply 15410/08/2020

Yeah, dildos. WTF you got a divk. Use it.

The girlie moaning is an instant dick wilter, but the "fuck, yeah" over and over sucks as well.

Horrible sterile environments. I know I'm here to see dick, but can we get a bit of ambiance once in a while?

by Anonymousreply 15510/08/2020

[quote]Amateur porn with pop music or blaring TVs playing in the background.

I discovered the band Clap Your Hands Say Yeah because some dude was getting fucked to it blasting in the background.

I hate outdoor scenes.

I don't mind piss play but the actual swallowing is a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 15610/08/2020

Porn is worthless without good ole pee pee.

by Anonymousreply 15710/08/2020

A storyline.

Like, who is interested in that aspect.

Using the phrase man pussy to describe their ass.

by Anonymousreply 15810/08/2020

Foot play that lasts longer than a minute. I know it's a common fetish, but it's very much not one of mine. If you're directing your models to lick feet and suck toes for 10 minutes before paying any attention to cock or ass, you should market that as fetish porn not mainstream.

by Anonymousreply 15910/09/2020

I've never watched porn and felt it was improved or enhanced by music. Why is music even in porn? Did anyone ever get hard listening to music?

by Anonymousreply 16010/09/2020

Vagina.

by Anonymousreply 16110/09/2020

Calling your ass a pussy, huge turn-off

by Anonymousreply 16210/09/2020

Shaved butts and crotches

by Anonymousreply 16310/09/2020

Ridiculous positions that no one in real life would ever do

by Anonymousreply 16410/09/2020

I don't get the butt slapping. Obvious, fake moaning and fake dirty talk also turn me off.

by Anonymousreply 16510/09/2020

Leather

by Anonymousreply 16610/09/2020

over the top fake moaning and dirty talk obviously but also complete silence .... like when all I can hear is the bed springs creaking or some shit. There has to be a happy medium.

by Anonymousreply 16710/09/2020

when a guy is eating ass and the top poops in his mouth accidentally.....hate when that hppens to me

by Anonymousreply 16810/09/2020

Shaved pubes will ruin it for me. Makes dick look smaller, not bigger. And frankly, it looks like sex with a minor, which is a BIG turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 16910/10/2020

Hair on the backs

by Anonymousreply 17010/10/2020

I like them to be real. I don't like a "performance" with fake moans and oohhs and aahhs. I want the real deal. Spontaneity.

by Anonymousreply 17110/10/2020

Sticky lube - like when the skin of the bottom sticks to the top when they’re banging.

by Anonymousreply 17210/10/2020

I totally get it, R151. Band-aids disgust me, especially the ugly brown ones.

by Anonymousreply 17310/12/2020

Anyone featuring a performer named Steele because they're all gross and fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 17410/12/2020

Shaved bodies, black on white, dirty feet, dirty houses

by Anonymousreply 17510/12/2020

^ Black on white is worse than white on black?

by Anonymousreply 17610/12/2020

Baseball caps, especially turned around backwards

R11 You need to get rid of your 90's porn, dear.

by Anonymousreply 17710/12/2020

Cucumber sandwiches

by Anonymousreply 17810/13/2020

They are the same 176

by Anonymousreply 17910/13/2020

Guys mugging for the camera and amateur porn where every guy involved is watching the action through a phone camera.

by Anonymousreply 18010/13/2020

The presence of any woman or vagina at any point, clothed or unclothed. Also feminine moaning, especially from a masculine guy.

by Anonymousreply 18110/13/2020

R84 Are you talking about this one? LOL

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 18210/13/2020

I just remembered another one. In ostensibly amateur porn like Sketchy Sex where the cameramen are all extremely young MORONS who don’t know how to operate a camera and either don’t focus on the good stuff or think to zoom out every once in a while so we can see *who* the performers actually are.

Seriously, Sketchy Sex was so good when it started, but it’s gotten to be as annoying as FraternityX, and the guys they’ve been hiring to perform have gotten way grosser in a number of ways.

by Anonymousreply 18310/13/2020

Miss matched bedding

by Anonymousreply 18411/11/2020

Spitting, slapping, any of that puppy/furry bullshit and guys that look like they spend their lives offset in bathhouses and sex clubs taking on all comers.

by Anonymousreply 18511/11/2020

Camera on a tripod 10 feet away, poor shot composition, bodies cut off, faces hidden, too much of the ugly room in the shot, no lighting, long take take in the same position for 10 minutes of robotic sex. Cut to another long take of robotic sex in a different position, poor shot composition, no lighting, camera on a tripod for 10 feet away, for another 10 minutes...

by Anonymousreply 18611/11/2020

Prelubed paws and sticky fur.

by Anonymousreply 18711/11/2020

Repeated slow motion cum shots.

by Anonymousreply 18811/11/2020

No kissing? No watch.

by Anonymousreply 18911/11/2020

Discarded lube bottles

by Anonymousreply 19011/11/2020

An obvious straight man, rigid everywhere but his cock and disgusted by his scene partner touching him, while straight porn plays loudly off camera.

by Anonymousreply 19111/11/2020

I tell you what I hate too, is where there isn't enough room for the scene.

3 guys on a 2 seat sofa.

Two guys stuck behind a coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 19211/12/2020

Guys giving blow jobs to one another is much better than a woman giving a blowjob to a guy...

Because a woman with long hair giving a blow job to a guy drives me fucking crazy. The woman's long hair (or a guy's long hair) always gets in the way blocking the view of the dick. Get your goddamn hair out of the way!! The whole point of a blow job is to see the dick, the whole dick unobstructed.

by Anonymousreply 19311/12/2020

When they stop fucking and jerk themselves off to completion.

by Anonymousreply 19411/12/2020

Lisps

by Anonymousreply 19511/12/2020

Poppers.

by Anonymousreply 19611/12/2020

[quote]Because a woman with long hair giving a blow job to a guy drives me fucking crazy. The woman's long hair (or a guy's long hair) always gets in the way blocking the view of the dick. Get your goddamn hair out of the way!! The whole point of a blow job is to see the dick, the whole dick unobstructed.

There's also the fact that men are just better at it.

by Anonymousreply 19711/12/2020

Part of the appeal of a blowjob is visual, though, so the sex matters to the recipient.

by Anonymousreply 19811/12/2020

Not douching enough pre scene.

by Anonymousreply 19911/13/2020

women's boobs getting slapped: can someone explain why this became a technique in bed?

by Anonymousreply 20011/13/2020

Cut dicks and condoms.

by Anonymousreply 20111/13/2020

I watch a lot of gay porn and I am surprised at the number of ads featuring women and their vaginas (ew!). Where is their marketing department? It is called targeting your prospective clients....

by Anonymousreply 20211/13/2020

[quote] I don't get the butt slapping.

What gay planet do you live on?

by Anonymousreply 20311/13/2020

R202 I don't understand that either!

by Anonymousreply 20411/13/2020

Women, I want a woman in the White House but not in my gay porn.

The actors being too loud, and repetitive, you can only scream OH MY GOD so many times, I watch most porn with the sound muted.

by Anonymousreply 20511/13/2020

Shit. There was one scene in particular I saw with straight porn star Will Power, and he clearly had yellowish brownish shit on his ass hole. It's like he didn't even attempt to wipe his ass.

by Anonymousreply 20611/13/2020

You like that big cock concha type of dialogue.

by Anonymousreply 20711/14/2020

^ I actually find that kind of dialogue hot...as long as a purse doesn’t fall out when they’re saying it!

by Anonymousreply 20811/14/2020

R208 I don't mind a bit of appreciative dialogue, it's when there's nothing else but.

by Anonymousreply 20911/14/2020

I just can't get into a scene if it's obvious the two guys are not into each other (or at least one of them clearly isn't into the other). Paycheck or no paycheck, not every guy can convincingly fake attraction to the other person just because it's their job. They can't even really get their dicks hard but instead just fluffed enough so that it "appears" as if they're turned on when they're really not. And then add in all the fake screaming and moaning and that's when I have to shut it off and find another video.

As others have stated, I actually think gay porn has become less hot over the years. I still have videos saved from 15 and nearly 20 years ago that still get me off far harder and faster than some of the stuff I'm downloading today (for many of the reasons stated in this thread).

by Anonymousreply 21011/14/2020

I think poor camera work is a turn off too.

by Anonymousreply 21111/14/2020

When someone is eating your ass, that is the wrong time to say "Oh, shit!"

by Anonymousreply 21211/14/2020

That's a faux Pas.

by Anonymousreply 21311/14/2020

Never showing the top's ass from behind.

by Anonymousreply 21411/14/2020

Pussy

by Anonymousreply 21511/14/2020

Having a woman involved specifically to establish that one or more of the male characters is nominally straight.

If a story is involved, I don't mind if ladies are present as characters, but not as part of the above scenario, which is simply insulting (and misogynistic).

by Anonymousreply 21611/14/2020

I seen a lot of porn lately where they don't show anyone's face, just the genitals smashing together. I need to see everyone's face to get aroused.

by Anonymousreply 21711/14/2020

look yes R217.

I do hate extensive filming of the action, in close up, but no face shots. I want to see the bottom reacting to the GOP's moves.

by Anonymousreply 21811/14/2020

Dirty feet.

by Anonymousreply 21911/14/2020

Towels on a concrete floor

by Anonymousreply 22011/15/2020

Actors who are obviously on drugs. I've seen videos where the bottom seemed so strung out I felt like I was witnessing a rape.

[quote]I watch most porn with the sound muted.

I sometimes try to combine a muted video with the audio from a video playing in another tab, but the timing rarely works out.

by Anonymousreply 22111/15/2020

This thread is pointless without pictures...

by Anonymousreply 22211/16/2020

Antimacassars

by Anonymousreply 22311/21/2020

Really only like amateur. Shut the damned TV/Radio off, put the dog/cat in another room and stop shaving your pubic hair off.

by Anonymousreply 22411/21/2020

Flat feet

Bad music

by Anonymousreply 22511/21/2020

Piles

by Anonymousreply 22611/21/2020

[quote] Antimacassars

WHAT?

by Anonymousreply 22711/21/2020

I never thought that not showing the top’s ass was enough to ruin a porn scene for me, but it is something I’m always hoping for, and I do get really frustrated when it doesn’t happen. There is no reason to hide the top’s asshole. In fact, it’s probably the one thing visually about a top in a fucking scene that’s basically guaranteed to be a turn-on for me. You can’t always count on the penis—they can let you down in a number of ways—but seeing a top’s asshole while he’s fucking is always a sure thing.

Sure, hairy is better than shaved/waxed/etc., but any top hole is better than none.

by Anonymousreply 22811/21/2020

Females

by Anonymousreply 22911/21/2020

R227 These

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 23011/21/2020

Poppers! I watch a lot of amateur porn and the instant one or both guys start sucking on a bottle every few seconds I skip to another video.

by Anonymousreply 23111/21/2020

a dirty house or set

by Anonymousreply 23211/23/2020

Lube bottles

by Anonymousreply 23311/23/2020

Completely naked guys keeping their baseball caps on.

by Anonymousreply 23411/23/2020

Skin tags and moles around the neck.

by Anonymousreply 23511/23/2020

Skin tags on the anus.

by Anonymousreply 23611/23/2020

Pets coming into the scene. Put the cat out, stupid.

by Anonymousreply 23711/23/2020

Foreskin!

by Anonymousreply 23811/23/2020

Creepy, fake-color contact lenses.

by Anonymousreply 23911/23/2020

Anything british royal family related. I'm only interested in fucking a man's ass, not princess dianas cooch.

by Anonymousreply 24011/23/2020

R240 - I can't say I've seen a lot of the British royal family in the porn I've seen!

by Anonymousreply 24111/23/2020

Tattoos with more than one sentence of text.

by Anonymousreply 24211/23/2020

[quote]Anything british royal family related.

In [italic]porn? [/italic] What??

by Anonymousreply 24311/23/2020

Dirty socks

by Anonymousreply 24411/23/2020

Tattoos in Old English script

by Anonymousreply 24511/23/2020

I love dirty socks. Makes me think they stink.

by Anonymousreply 24611/23/2020

Guys trying to pass their videos as "straight guys on video" where the "straight" guy keeps looking into the camera.

by Anonymousreply 24711/23/2020

Why would a guy who's straight (and an ex-con who needs money for drugs) looking into the camera be an issue?

by Anonymousreply 24811/23/2020

Because the camera is supposed to be hidden R248 but it's obvious it's not.

by Anonymousreply 24911/24/2020

[quote] Guys who squeal and screech like women while bottoming. If you are going to take it like a man, sound like one.

This one ^^^

Also shaved pubic hair. It makes the guy look pre-pubescent.

by Anonymousreply 25011/24/2020

Ass fucking. Ass eating.

by Anonymousreply 25111/24/2020

It’s the end of a scene. The top pulls out and re-positions to cum all over his scene partner’s face. The top has his eyes tightly shut in total concentration as he is jacking off (probably trying to imagine a woman). This goes on for what seems like forever. The model on the receiving end of the eventual load glances up with a slightly impatient and annoyed look...

by Anonymousreply 25211/24/2020

Something that doesn't necessarily ruin a scene but that I find silly and lame: "spanking" the hole during butt play.

by Anonymousreply 25311/24/2020

pimples on the face? maybe ok if the guys are young and don't look sickly

pimples on the back? see above.

Pimples from manscaping front or back or crack? NO. Maybe 1 or 2 is ok but it better be small.

Ruine: Open sores. Warts. Skin flaps. Suspected herpes blister.

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Boring porn with no energy exchange - no matter how beautiful the guys - no.

by Anonymousreply 25411/24/2020

Ugly tattoos. Gross loose looking holes.

by Anonymousreply 25511/24/2020

Spitting owns this thread for me. Shaved pubic hair is a close second.

Long tedious minutes sucking a flaccid dick, usually a sure indicator of a disinterested straight performer.

Very bad music.

Offscreen directions from the director, usually someone who speaks with a very unsexy voice. Complete boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 25611/24/2020

I hate when they turn right to the camera and start critiquing Cartesian dualism.

by Anonymousreply 25711/24/2020

Stupid set-ups for sex. Looking at the camera instead of their partner. Looking at their phone. WTF???

by Anonymousreply 25811/24/2020

hump backs

one arm longer than the other

by Anonymousreply 25911/24/2020

Another vote for pimples.

Particularly on an ass.

by Anonymousreply 26011/24/2020

When one of the performers has a biohazard or racist tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 26111/24/2020

Biohazard is a big turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 26211/24/2020

Especially when it's a bareback scene R262

by Anonymousreply 26311/24/2020

R263 or even worse.

A chemsex BB scene

by Anonymousreply 26411/24/2020

I don't like perfect shaved bodies, fake grunts and blindingly bright lighting. Or a jangly disco score thumping. Too much like a 'performance'.

I only like when it's a regular guy(s) and it looks like they propped a camera up on the furniture. Or had a third person film the action.

by Anonymousreply 26511/24/2020

Awful carpeting or hardwood flooring

by Anonymousreply 26611/25/2020

terrible kissing

by Anonymousreply 26711/25/2020

Stained furniture.

by Anonymousreply 26811/25/2020

R264, I assume that the chemsex participants are feeling something good, but watching a scene is such a bore. everyone is too spastic

by Anonymousreply 26911/25/2020

Confined spaces

by Anonymousreply 27011/25/2020

That awful "smacking" sound when the participants kiss.

by Anonymousreply 27111/25/2020

Discarded clothing

by Anonymousreply 27211/25/2020

Prancing

Mincing

Curtsying

Dialing phones with pencils

by Anonymousreply 27311/25/2020

Badly dubbed grunts.

by Anonymousreply 27411/25/2020

I hate it when I think the wrong guy tops.

by Anonymousreply 27511/25/2020

[quote]It’s the end of a scene. The top pulls out and re-positions to cum all over his scene partner’s face. The top has his eyes tightly shut in total concentration as he is jacking off (probably trying to imagine a woman). This goes on for what seems like forever.

Yeah, it's always disappointing when this happens. You'd think fucking a hole bareback, if you're sufficiently turned on, would be enough to make you cum hands-free without having to pull out and finish yourself off. But then, to be fair, who knows how many scenes per day some of these guys have to film, so maybe it's not as easy as we think.

by Anonymousreply 27611/25/2020

I hate it when the guy keeps talking, the guy's moan louder than the woman.

by Anonymousreply 27711/25/2020

R276 -true, but a little editing could make a huge difference.

by Anonymousreply 27811/25/2020

There are exceptions to almost all of these, but:

-The presence of any woman at all.

-Extended foot or nipple play.

-Long or weird hair.

-When it takes more than a minute for someone to get hard (if I’m attracted to a guy, I’m hard before I even touch my cock...).

-Prolapsed or leaking holes.

-A lack of kissing and/or mutual oral.

-Fetishizing a guy’s race or ethnicity.

by Anonymousreply 27911/25/2020

Subtitles

by Anonymousreply 28011/26/2020

Long hair and man buns.

Too many tattoos.

Dirty fingernails.

Dirty feet and toenails.

Bisexual scenes.

by Anonymousreply 28111/26/2020

Pets

by Anonymousreply 28211/26/2020

Anyone wearing an iWatch.

by Anonymousreply 28311/26/2020

Tiny penises. Bottoms in real pain. Guys really bottoming for the first time. Guys who are obviously regretting it. Guys who look underage. Twin and "Brother" porn. Those penises. The ones that have been pushed back into the body until there is just a fleshy lump left. Disheartening,

by Anonymousreply 28411/26/2020

Outdoor scenes in the wind

by Anonymousreply 28511/26/2020

Long, untrimmed toenails. Ugh!!!

by Anonymousreply 286Last Friday at 4:14 AM

Shaved pubes. Keep it natural or slightly trimmed if too unruly.

by Anonymousreply 287Last Friday at 4:20 AM

Porn actors trying to act.

by Anonymousreply 288Last Friday at 7:18 AM

Endless dialogue

by Anonymousreply 289Last Friday at 8:53 AM

hairy bods, they aint beasts so SHAVE BB SHAVE

by Anonymousreply 290Last Friday at 8:55 AM

Pounding without passion. Just because a guy is plugging away at another guy's hole doesn't make the scene hot if there's no chemistry between them, which always just makes me turn it off.

by Anonymousreply 291Last Friday at 9:19 AM

Gay for pay performers and anyone named Caber, Steele, or Banks.

by Anonymousreply 292Last Friday at 11:44 AM

Weird, forced laughter

by Anonymousreply 293Last Friday at 11:55 AM

[quote] What are the things in porn that ruin a scene for you?

Over-familiarity. Familiarity breeds contempt.

by Anonymousreply 294Last Friday at 12:00 PM

Bottoms who don’t have any facial expressions when they get fucked.

Dubbing in of oohs and ahhs and fuck mes that no one is the scene is actually saying

by Anonymousreply 295Last Friday at 2:50 PM

Scenes where the actors have plucked all their body hair—like all of 80’s and 90’s porn

by Anonymousreply 296Last Friday at 2:51 PM

Cant watch condom porn any more

by Anonymousreply 297Last Friday at 2:51 PM

baked beans

more than three nipples

aswangs who bottom

overuse of split diopter shots

by Anonymousreply 298Last Friday at 3:45 PM

The stupid porn studios that hire ugly whores with femmy faggot voices and then make them talk a lot....these morons have no clue what the majority of gay men like.

by Anonymousreply 299Last Friday at 3:53 PM

when the man don't go up in the man

by Anonymousreply 300Last Friday at 6:08 PM

One word: tattoos

by Anonymousreply 301Last Friday at 6:10 PM

No rimming, this is most scenes from timtales, just stupid!

by Anonymousreply 302Last Friday at 6:17 PM

GILFs

nested framing devices

Wil Wheaton

by Anonymousreply 303Last Friday at 6:43 PM

A hairy hole

by Anonymousreply 304Last Friday at 6:49 PM

Tops not matter how good looking who can't get and stay hard.

by Anonymousreply 305Last Friday at 6:59 PM

Yes, I hate faffing about.

by Anonymousreply 306Last Friday at 7:08 PM

Telegrams!

by Anonymousreply 307Last Friday at 7:19 PM

When a top needs to finish with their hand in order to cum, stop casting those losers.

by Anonymousreply 308Last Friday at 7:21 PM

Non touch cum shots

by Anonymousreply 309Last Friday at 7:27 PM

cobwebs

by Anonymousreply 310Last Saturday at 4:25 AM

SCAT.

by Anonymousreply 311Last Saturday at 5:16 AM

No offense but when a women joins in.

by Anonymousreply 312Last Saturday at 5:17 AM

Pre op porn

by Anonymousreply 313Last Saturday at 5:22 AM

When it's advertised as "midget porn" and they use dwarfs instead!!

by Anonymousreply 314Last Saturday at 5:23 AM

The moment you realize the "straight" guy really is straight and not having fun.

by Anonymousreply 315Last Saturday at 5:29 AM

When someone says “buddy”. Stupid.

by Anonymousreply 316Last Saturday at 5:38 AM

When it's advertised as "dwarf porn" and they use midgets instead!!

by Anonymousreply 317Last Saturday at 5:53 AM

Love me some spitting in the mouth / woof!

I hate hate HATE when a super hot scene is ruined with no sound except techno music

by Anonymousreply 318Last Saturday at 5:57 AM

Condoms

by Anonymousreply 319Last Saturday at 5:58 AM

When they pick up Vicks Vapo-rub instead of lube.

by Anonymousreply 320Last Saturday at 5:59 AM

Studio porn in general seems fake. I’ve seen room and behind the scenes to know the second the director says cut the moaning and everything stops and it was all for show. Hot amateur is the way to go for me

by Anonymousreply 321Last Saturday at 5:59 AM

Hsemaphrodites

by Anonymousreply 322Last Saturday at 6:04 AM

Guys who use terms like breed me, seed me, knock me up...etc and I know it's not kind to say but I can't watch known pos guys doing porn especially bareback porn.

by Anonymousreply 323Last Saturday at 6:14 AM

The fucking.

by Anonymousreply 324Last Saturday at 6:32 AM

The knitting

by Anonymousreply 325Last Saturday at 6:51 AM

The music....jeez

by Anonymousreply 326Last Saturday at 7:26 AM

Docking

by Anonymousreply 327Last Saturday at 7:35 AM

I pass on anything having to do with fisting, feet, piss, scat, smoking, masks, man buns, drag queen eyebrows, socks (especially those stupid ankle socks), unkempt fingernails and toenails, long hair, weird hairstyles, m obesity, piercings, tattoos, excess freckles and moles, baseball caps (especially backward), prolapses, shitting out cum, condoms, acne, bukkake, vocal background music, pets in the room, He-Man physiques, stretch marks, varicose veins, anyone who looks underage, women, cops, military, Mormons, straight porn playing in the background, rapey scenes like pretty much everything in Machofucker and TimTales, spitting, smacking faces, pain, leather gear, bootlicking, furries, dirty-looking asses, warts, extra nipples, button dicks, tapered dicks, tiny balls, cock rings, limp dicks, poppers, and white briefs that look like diapers. Just for starters.

by Anonymousreply 328Last Saturday at 2:52 PM

Plastic plants and flowers.

by Anonymousreply 329Last Saturday at 2:54 PM

Mentions of 'bussy' or 'boy pussy'.

by Anonymousreply 330Last Saturday at 2:55 PM

Pool boys or gardeners.

by Anonymousreply 331Last Saturday at 2:56 PM
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