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Let's be Karen Pence's White House!

It's a short term rental till after the new year, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 11:27 AM

I love to project the look of a meek and mild housewife, but make no mistake, I'll cut a fucking bitch just to get a leg up on anyone.

by Anonymousreply 110/04/2020

I'm the Bible verse wall hangings that she asks to be put on various walls throughtout the White House.

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by Anonymousreply 210/04/2020

I’m the Virgin Mary statue in the Rose Garden.

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by Anonymousreply 310/04/2020

I'm the strap on dildos in the Lincoln Bedroom .

by Anonymousreply 410/04/2020

Well at least Karen won't be bitchin' about having to decorate the White House.

by Anonymousreply 510/04/2020

I'm the army cots in the State Dining Room. This where the Pence's sleep while Homeland Security removes all DNA of the harlot who fornicated with the devil.

by Anonymousreply 610/04/2020

R3 We are NOT Mary Worshipping trash. Mike and I are TRUE Christians. And we HATE all of you!

by Anonymousreply 710/04/2020

Damn! Sad this thread died.

by Anonymousreply 810/15/2020

All gay employees fired due to religious beliefs.

by Anonymousreply 910/15/2020

r3 Ain't proper without the bathtub.

by Anonymousreply 1010/15/2020

I'm the female fly that keeps buzzin' around Mike, making mother suspicious.

by Anonymousreply 1110/15/2020

I’m the decorator, scraping the three year old gold leaf off the bedroom walls and replacing it with a cheerful flower print wallpaper.

by Anonymousreply 1210/15/2020

I'm the air freshener and I'm the canned potatoes with parsley served at state dinners. After she found them in a a back corner of the basement she didn't think they should be wasted. I'm also the international leaders who suffered botulism from 70 year old canned goods.

by Anonymousreply 1310/15/2020

Oh Mrs Pence! Franklin Mint!

by Anonymousreply 1410/15/2020

I agree with fictional movie first lady Marsha Dale. If Mars attacks, they are not eating off of the Nancy Reagan china!

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by Anonymousreply 1510/15/2020

I'm the breeze that can felt hundreds of miles away from Jackie spinning in her grave.

by Anonymousreply 1610/15/2020

I'm the halter dress straps.

by Anonymousreply 1710/15/2020

I'm the ghost of Mamie, hovering and beaming with chipmunk-cheeked pleasure at R13.

by Anonymousreply 1810/15/2020

I can’t believe we’ve been stuck dealing with these pathetic throwback types the past four years when so much of humanity has evolved.

by Anonymousreply 1910/15/2020

Chintz! Chintz! Chintz!

Chintz!

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2020

I'm the reminder that all replies in a "Let's be..." thread begin with either "I'm" or "We're."

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2020

I'm the fried spam and eggs for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2020

I'm the bra straps poking out from underneath the halter dress straps.

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2020

I'm the guy who disregards posters like r21 because they are uselessly pedantic and boring as shit.

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2020

I'm all the hot gay employees fired because don't think Mother doesn't know what's going on with her husband.

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2020

I'm Inauguration Ball cankles and varicose veins.

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2020

I'm the Vera Bradley patterns in every room.

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by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2020

I’m Patty at the Arlington area Dress Barn, helping Karen find a fancy dress to wear at her first State dinner. Maybe denim?

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2020

I'm Hope Hicks, looking for my panties, again.

by Anonymousreply 2910/15/2020

I'm the gin and regret.

by Anonymousreply 3010/15/2020

[quote]I'm Hope Hicks, looking for my panties, again.

Don't you mean "still" Hope?

by Anonymousreply 3110/15/2020

The sling room

by Anonymousreply 3210/15/2020

Everyday will be Mother's Day!

by Anonymousreply 3310/15/2020

I'm the Pence family Bible.

I've never been opened.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Saturday at 10:31 AM

Karen is a selfish hateful piece of shit. She’s so full of shit that it’s in her teeth.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Saturday at 10:34 AM

Are you her teeth r35?

If not, I've got dibs.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Saturday at 10:42 AM

I'm the liberal daughter who will be voting for Joe Biden! Hey, Caroline and Claudia, call me, girls!

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by Anonymousreply 37Last Saturday at 10:46 AM

I'm the object 'Mother' uses to chase Hoe Hicks off the WH grounds and demand she never returns.

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by Anonymousreply 38Last Saturday at 10:50 AM

I'm the "heirloom" Precious Moments figurines Karen was prepared to throw out until Mike protested.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Saturday at 10:52 AM

Protested? HA!

He stamped those little princess feet for a week!

by Anonymousreply 40Last Saturday at 10:54 AM

I'm the "Barebacking Harlem Thugs" DVD Mike has hidden behind his "Funny Girl" CD.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Saturday at 11:00 AM

I'm the WH Chef trying to incorporate into the menu the Funeral Potatoes recipe Ma Pence demanded be added.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Saturday at 11:04 AM

I'm one of 'Mother's' hand-made towel charms.

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by Anonymousreply 43Last Saturday at 11:06 AM

I'm the fly back to visit Mike.

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by Anonymousreply 44Last Saturday at 11:19 AM

I'm the only lady that Mother allows to visit Mike privately.

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by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 11:27 AM
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