It's a short term rental till after the new year, of course.
Let's be Karen Pence's White House!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Saturday at 11:27 AM|
I love to project the look of a meek and mild housewife, but make no mistake, I'll cut a fucking bitch just to get a leg up on anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/04/2020|
I'm the Bible verse wall hangings that she asks to be put on various walls throughtout the White House.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/04/2020|
I’m the Virgin Mary statue in the Rose Garden.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/04/2020|
I'm the strap on dildos in the Lincoln Bedroom .
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/04/2020|
Well at least Karen won't be bitchin' about having to decorate the White House.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/04/2020|
I'm the army cots in the State Dining Room. This where the Pence's sleep while Homeland Security removes all DNA of the harlot who fornicated with the devil.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/04/2020|
R3 We are NOT Mary Worshipping trash. Mike and I are TRUE Christians. And we HATE all of you!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/04/2020|
Damn! Sad this thread died.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/15/2020|
All gay employees fired due to religious beliefs.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/15/2020|
r3 Ain't proper without the bathtub.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/15/2020|
I'm the female fly that keeps buzzin' around Mike, making mother suspicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/15/2020|
I’m the decorator, scraping the three year old gold leaf off the bedroom walls and replacing it with a cheerful flower print wallpaper.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/15/2020|
I'm the air freshener and I'm the canned potatoes with parsley served at state dinners. After she found them in a a back corner of the basement she didn't think they should be wasted. I'm also the international leaders who suffered botulism from 70 year old canned goods.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/15/2020|
Oh Mrs Pence! Franklin Mint!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/15/2020|
I agree with fictional movie first lady Marsha Dale. If Mars attacks, they are not eating off of the Nancy Reagan china!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/15/2020|
I'm the breeze that can felt hundreds of miles away from Jackie spinning in her grave.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/15/2020|
I'm the halter dress straps.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/15/2020|
I'm the ghost of Mamie, hovering and beaming with chipmunk-cheeked pleasure at R13.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/15/2020|
I can’t believe we’ve been stuck dealing with these pathetic throwback types the past four years when so much of humanity has evolved.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/15/2020|
Chintz! Chintz! Chintz!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/15/2020|
I'm the reminder that all replies in a "Let's be..." thread begin with either "I'm" or "We're."
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/15/2020|
I'm the fried spam and eggs for breakfast.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/15/2020|
I'm the bra straps poking out from underneath the halter dress straps.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/15/2020|
I'm the guy who disregards posters like r21 because they are uselessly pedantic and boring as shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/15/2020|
I'm all the hot gay employees fired because don't think Mother doesn't know what's going on with her husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/15/2020|
I'm Inauguration Ball cankles and varicose veins.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/15/2020|
I'm the Vera Bradley patterns in every room.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/15/2020|
I’m Patty at the Arlington area Dress Barn, helping Karen find a fancy dress to wear at her first State dinner. Maybe denim?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/15/2020|
I'm Hope Hicks, looking for my panties, again.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/15/2020|
I'm the gin and regret.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/15/2020|
[quote]I'm Hope Hicks, looking for my panties, again.
Don't you mean "still" Hope?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/15/2020|
The sling room
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/15/2020|
Everyday will be Mother's Day!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/15/2020|
I'm the Pence family Bible.
I've never been opened.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Saturday at 10:31 AM|
Karen is a selfish hateful piece of shit. She’s so full of shit that it’s in her teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Saturday at 10:34 AM|
Are you her teeth r35?
If not, I've got dibs.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Saturday at 10:42 AM|
I'm the liberal daughter who will be voting for Joe Biden! Hey, Caroline and Claudia, call me, girls!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Saturday at 10:46 AM|
I'm the object 'Mother' uses to chase Hoe Hicks off the WH grounds and demand she never returns.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Saturday at 10:50 AM|
I'm the "heirloom" Precious Moments figurines Karen was prepared to throw out until Mike protested.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Saturday at 10:52 AM|
He stamped those little princess feet for a week!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Saturday at 10:54 AM|
I'm the "Barebacking Harlem Thugs" DVD Mike has hidden behind his "Funny Girl" CD.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Saturday at 11:00 AM|
I'm the WH Chef trying to incorporate into the menu the Funeral Potatoes recipe Ma Pence demanded be added.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Saturday at 11:04 AM|
I'm one of 'Mother's' hand-made towel charms.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Saturday at 11:06 AM|
I'm the fly back to visit Mike.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Saturday at 11:19 AM|
I'm the only lady that Mother allows to visit Mike privately.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Saturday at 11:27 AM|