The Celebration
This is the thread for sharing your celebratory plans if Trump dies. Zoom party? Expensive whiskey? Treating yourself to an expensive gift you’ve longed for? Forgiveness to the family and friends who supported him? NOT.
And most importantly, what food will you make? What cocktail? I’m doing White Russians with a Williams-Sonoma salad recipe (pomegranate seeds, feta, sliced pear, Carmel used walnuts). The salad is just my fuck you to his fatness, natch.
Double points on desserts inspired by the First Whore’s Death. Triple points if you give $ to down ballot Dems in Red states!!!!!! QUAD points if you give $ to a cause created by him, like $ for legal aid to immigrants who lost their children, gold star families, families of those murdered by his supporters.
Remember, there is evil in this world and you aren’t a bad person for celebrating the Darwinian elimination of evil from our country. If this thread makes you uncomfortable? Just leave jellybean! Now go get your room clean, it’s a pigsty.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 3, 2020 11:48 PM
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GRAVE mother fuckers, sorry.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 2, 2020 5:10 PM
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The champagne is already in the fridge OP.....
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 2, 2020 5:14 PM
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praise god from whom all blessings flow........CAKE FOR ALL !!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 2, 2020 5:17 PM
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I will be having two scoops of ice cream with hot fudge sauce as an homage—following a steak "so well done it rocks on the plate," served with ketchup.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 2, 2020 5:24 PM
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Is this your porn debut?
[quote] Carmel used walnuts.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 2, 2020 5:26 PM
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Autocorrect sucks.....carmelized dammit.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 2, 2020 5:28 PM
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I’m gonna party like it’s 1865!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 2, 2020 5:32 PM
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R7 I suggest you learn to spell first and not rely on autocorrect.
Carmel is not caramel.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 2, 2020 6:46 PM
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Who in their right mind is going to be celebrating President Pence?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 2, 2020 6:49 PM
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R9, and I suggest you not be a twat just because you’re posting anonymously. I actually happen to be a keen speller (4th grade DISTRICT spelling bee champ!) but the older I get, the less I proofread, I’ve gotten sloppy, so what. But you just haaaad to go there, I’m sure you’re a barrel of laughs at parties too. 🙄
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 2, 2020 9:22 PM
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R11 haha. Champion speller my hairy asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 3, 2020 8:33 PM
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I haven’t had McDonalds in several years, but I feel it would be appropriate to homage the company who did so much to contribute to the (hopefully) upcoming “Christmas in October.”
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 3, 2020 10:01 PM
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[quote] Who in their right mind is going to be celebrating President Pence?
Exactly. Pence would be worse. People, including myself, need to think long-term.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 3, 2020 10:49 PM
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First, I will text my gang of neighbors, we all hate trump. Then I will open a bottle of champagne, pour it into my elegant stemware, then proceed out the front door to join my friends in toasts, laughter, and dancing in the streets.
Later maybe I'll pour myself some Makers Mark. Will go to bed and wake up happy.
If he recovers . . . . sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 3, 2020 11:05 PM
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I'll get in the car, put the windows down, and drive around screaming my head off and blowing the horn and the vuvuzela, like the Brazilians when they win the World Cup.
Sorry if he dies at 3 am, folks.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 3, 2020 11:27 PM
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I just realized I will be mighty disappointed if he recovers.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 3, 2020 11:38 PM
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[[quote]Who in their right mind is going to be celebrating President Pence?
Me
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 3, 2020 11:43 PM
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Nooooo, he can't die!! That's the cheater's way out! He has to live so he can see his election loss, then Biden's inaguration, then be tried in New York, then imprisoned!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 3, 2020 11:48 PM
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