THE MELANIA TAPES

Link it please...this sounds great but zero cred until you produce the goods.

No link on CNN yet. Here's one of many, many Twitter clips.

"Oo giffs a FUCK about Christmas stuff?"

Hey, OP of that thread wondering why people hate her?

This is why people hate her.

She really is a dumb cunt.

MESS!

She and Donald really are perfectly matched, in case anyone thought otherwise.

I'm hate fucking OP as I type.

She sounds like she just emigrated here- eenstead of 25 fockeen year agos.

Another link, since the first one seems to have died.

She sounds like she’s drunk at 2am

She's clearly not a puttana with a heart of gold!

So much more delicious than the Linda Tripp tapes! I hope there are more leaking out.

It seems like she was trying to say, 'Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff when there are all these kids separated from their parents?'

Link to the full tape. Man, its crazy to hear her unguarded and see the real Melania.

Can we stop this Melania as a poor victim bullshit once and for all.

Link to the full tape. Man, its crazy to hear her unguarded and see the real Melania.

Can we stop this Melania as a poor victim bullshit once and for all.

"Who gives a fuck about Christmas!"

"Kids separated at the border, give me a fucking break"

I hate Christmas and kids.

She is also bitching about the liberal media, just like a real Trumpster.

"I hate chu, I hate zeez Vhite House, und I HATE CHRISTMAS!"

A big 'haha' to all of those fundie Christian, Hallmark channel-watching fraus!

It'll be great hearing all those people having to say "Fuck Christmas!" instead of being outraged that there isn't enjoy Jesus on their Starbucks cup.

R22.

"I'm driving liberals crazy".

Are you? Don't flatter yourself girl.

I think she's Russian, and they invented a whole fake background for her and her family. And Trump met her on one of his trips over there.

LISTEN TO THE MOUTH ON YOU, YA FILTHY WHORE!

Whatta CUNT!

Mother Pence must have had a heart attack when she heard about Vairst Leddy hating Christmas.

"I don't want to go to Fox."

October surprises galore!

EDIT: Make that 48 months of surprises galore!

Note to White House: WE DON’T LIKE SURPRISES.

Are these from the friend who wrote the tell all book??

She just as trashy as we all assumed she was

Enabler. Complicit. Guilty AF.

Here's the cover of "Who Gives a Fuck about Christmas!" Magazine.

First Lady Design Christmas From Hell

[quote] Are these from the friend who wrote the tell all book??

Yes.

Upstairs at the White House.

[quote]She sounds like she just emigrated here- eenstead of 25 fockeen year agos.

Oh, I don't know. She can cuss pretty well!

[quote] Make that 48 months of surprises galore!

R30, according to my math, we received at least 420,000,000 surprises this past week.

Whore

Ugh, childrens!

She's the classiest first lady the country has ever had!

Not as damning as I hoped. She mentions wanting to help reunite a mother and child separated.. That’ll be the focus of the Repub take on this.

Being first lady she could have cut through the red tape very easily R42.

One understands why Mussolini's mistress was strung up upside down beside Benito's corpse.

You are what you eat, Melanomia. Shit and old little cock.

Not that I condone. I merely understand.

I was hoping for juicy stuff about their marriage. This is basically just what I expected from the narcissistic bitch who called herself "the most bullied person in the world."

you're all out of touch, this only makes Melania more likeable

We're all going to be saying Merry Christmas again! Except when we say "Who gives a fuck about Christmas!"

Whoo geeve a fuck about your opeenion, R46? Go fuck yourself with the Chreestmas decoraation, you stinking fat ho!!!

R46, not to suburban fraus who probably make up a good chunk of those "undecided/Independents."

I have to say I agree with her - who gave a fuck on Christmas and decoration?

R38 - 😂 it’s exhausting.

I’m done. Stick a fork in me. Four weeks, four weeks!

Maybe if you'd actually pay attention to anything 3 inches past your nose OP, you'd have noticed we already have a thread WITH a link.

Moron.

[quote] Mother Pence must have had a heart attack when she heard about Vairst Leddy hating Christmas.

If they’re born again, they hate Christmas too.

Is there a transcript? I can’t make out a word she’s saying.

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The Slovenian whore aside, the assistant sounds impaired as well. Spit it out, bitch.

This is the assistant who was listed as receiving 22 M to organise the Inauguration Ceremonies. However in her book and on talk shows she's made clear she was paid less than 500K

So where did the 21.5 M go?

So much for her sweet, meek, and demure act. She’s a fucking cunt like the rest of that family.

Maybe people will now quit acting like she’s some innocent victim.

I got sepsis from inserting a raw, frozen drumstick into my butthole.

[quote]you're all out of touch, this only makes Melania more likeable

Sure, Jan. Who's more likely to put it in an ad: the Trump campaign or Project Lincoln?

Fuck Chreestmas, fuck the keed separated from the mom. Fuck them all. I was fucked my ass off by heem and geeve me a fucking brreakkk.

How are the deplorevangicals going to justify this? They practically riot when Starbucks doesn't put enough Jesus on their holiday cups. Can you imagine if Michelle Obama had been on tape saying this??

She was a fucking whore who married Donald Trump. WTF would anyone think someone who gets involved with Donald Trump could be anything but repulsive and gold-digging? And I'm sorry, the fact that she's EE doesn't help insofar as being known for their inability to empathize.

I would hate to be a WH aide and have to listen to these assholes whining all day.

Listening to that "triggered" me--memories of my first real job when I was working for a high-end non-profit fundraiser (development) who would abuse her staff constantly, but especially her two assistants, constantly, but then have a crying breakdown in the afterglow of a large event.

[quote] "Who gives a FUCK about Christmas stuff?"

I actually agree with her on this

Well this certainly explains those ugly red Christmas trees. She doesn't care and doesn't care if you do either.

i did get from listening to the tape that she's frustrated about the type of press she gets. It appears she'd like to be seen as a version of Mother Teresa or something and not as a grifting whore. She doesn't seem to get that Donald is hated for good reason and that decent people will never like them. She's selling an empty brand. A grand façade with empty rooms behind it. Shadowy rooms where bad things happen.

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[quote] It seems like she was trying to say, 'Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff when there are all these kids separated from their parents?'

Yeah, I don’t think so, R13?

[quote]you're all out of touch, this only makes Melania more likeable

There are migrant children who've died or gone missing after being taken from their parents. Who the fuck would find a first lady who couldn't give a shit about suffering children likeable? My God, even guys in prison beat the shit out of the inmates who do bad things to children because even their conscience recognizes that's a whole other level of evil. What kind of psychos do you know who would find such a thing "likeable"?

Is best?

[quote]How are the deplorevangicals going to justify this?

their aint nothing to justafy that aint what she said and she didnt mean she dont like CHRISTMAS' you iddiot's

what dont like is killary and husaiynne obama and The podesta's commershalation of CHRISTMAS' and there WAR'S ON CHRISTMAS' and so casher's can say to us mery christmas' in wall mart bcuz jessus is the reasin for the seasin ok dumasses. ??????

but u All-ready no that so anyway's you need pray for forgivnass so dont wory about me im GOOD with my savier JESSUS and so is lady milana. !!!!!!!!!

Is r70 some kind of parody post of has datalounge really attracted that sort?

I love that the Trump trolls here are NOT happy with us discussing these leaks. Numerous 2015 threads keep getting bumped.

[quote] "I don't want to go to Fox."

Did she really say Fox or did she say 'I don't want to go to fucks?' Either sounds about likely..

r49, go on twitter, those women love her, she's relatable, and she has a fun accent

r59, sound bites on ads don't matter, people can go and listen to the whole recording in it's entirety now

[quote] go on twitter, those women love her, she's relatable, and she has a fun accent

No, thanks. I hate Twitter and half of those pro-Trump profiles are Fake Bot accounts anyhow.

Her fans excuse her of everything, just like orange turd's do.

So then the "War on Christmas" is in fact bullshit...or is it like everything else with those flying monkey Trump shits - exposing their hypocrisy.

And the fact is these morons who believe in pizzagate and hillary emails and pedo rings and celebrate Linda Tripp for what she did are now suddenly pissed at this woman for recording Mel? Again, fucking hypocrisy.

I fucking hope every deplorable dies a painful death.

[quote] A big 'haha' to all of those fundie Christian, Hallmark channel-watching fraus!

Ha ha ha! I'll say.

All I heard was "moose and squirrel!"

Is anyone actually surprised this bitch hates Christmas?

r68, of course, the separation policy is all because of evil Trump and has nothing to do with not giving free reign to human traffickers.

People who hate Melania will continue to do so, it's a different matter for everyone else.

R81 MAGAt alert!

R81, if it were up to Trump, he'd fucking shoot the children along with their parents- and I would fucking bet my life on it . He would kill anyone who he disliked. He is psychopath with no empathy. So STFU about "human traffickers" as if Trump is in any way not at the same level as they are. He's garbage. Always has been, always will be - and he appeals to equally-repulsive shits.

What say you, One Million Moms Cunts? Who gives a fuck about Christmas!!!!

I have to admit the "fuck Christmas stuff" part is pretty funny.

the separation policy existed before Trump, and Obama was much harder on immigration, that's the funny thing, he famously earnt the nickname “deporter in chief”. This is all team sports, come on.

We're not here to talk the separation policies of different administrations.

We're here to dish about a Slovenian whore of a First Lady who swears like, well, a Slovenian whore when the guy comes in her mouth and doesn't pay for it in advance.

Does she suck off clients AND kiss Barron with that mouth? Tsk tsk.

pretend you're not political but if she was a dem, you'd all lighten up a whole lot

But she's not, Blanche. She's a Slovenian whore.

R86 and why the fuck didn't you bring this separation policy up while Obummer was still the president? Go talk shit in your filthy bed as it's too late now to criticize Obummer, you fat stinking ho R86.

R88 - "if she were a Democrat," but she's not....

[quote]pretend you're not political but if she was a dem, you'd all lighten up a whole lot

Except she has a history of being a birther before these tapes, so fuck off. And the whole Christmas thing does make her endearing, but WTf don't you go take it up with REPUBLICANS who would have gone ballistic if she were a "dem" and said that. The morons who scream about "Happy Holidays" suddenly not saying a thinga bout this. There's a fucking shocker.

who said I was criticizing Pres. Obama?!

well, I actually listened to the whole conversation and watched the interview clip. What happened here is, Melania was under pressure to "united kids with their moms" but she can't, Trump enforced the separation at the border, there was no way she could bypass the executive order. So there was little to no room she could work around, of course her behind scene "effort" was completely ignored by the liberal media since she had done nothing or couldn't do anything. At the same time, she also needed to decorate the white house for the holiday. And she got criticized for that too - the first lady was busy with Christmas shopping while children were locked away from their mothers.

Not to defend her, for all we know, she very much could be a cold hearted person but this phone conversation was actually out of frustration, it's not really her dismissing the kids, or Christmas either.

That's honestly not as bad as I thought it would be. She literally says that she wants to reunite a mother and her child. Granted, that's a drop in the bucket compared to the massive scale of the problem.

[quote]The Slovenian whore aside, the assistant sounds impaired as well. Spit it out, bitch.

They both irritated me with their halting speech. I could maybe excuse Melania as she was trying to formulate how to say things ("They are teached by other people.."), but the assistant is equally a dim bulb.

Girls! Girls! I MUST remind you that the topic is the coarse cum-guzzling whore in the White House who just snapped "Who gives a FUCK about Christmas stuff?" regarding the most holy holiday in the Christian calendar.

FOCUS!

As for Melania feeling frustrated, after she went around spouting birther nonsense, FUCK THAT BITCH. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, cunt.

As for Melania feeling frustrated, after she went around spouting birther nonsense, FUCK THAT BITCH. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, cunt.

How likely is it in the future that political experts will look upon the Melaniagate leaks as the moment Trump lost the election?!

Are there more tapes? I'm betting there are.

Will Melania become the most despised woman after this I-don't-give-a-fuck-about-Christmas fuck-up? The Vatican will not welcome her anymore, apparently.

R101 well but if this is the "best" she can offer, then I am afraid the rest of them must be boring as fuck.

R100 - none.

Even though her titties are out on the internet for all to see, Trumptards insist she is the classiest First Lady ever.

This is just girls' "locker room talk"

[quote]Not to defend her, but ....

Well, you are defending her, fat, ugly cunt troll!!!!

R103 Who says you put the best one out first? Why are you defending this whore?

They both sound stupid as hell - and that's what has come of the country when a minority of morons who are mostly comprised of not-so-bright white, conservative. low income/middle income (suburban) trash have low standards for politicians, their families and anyone who works for them.

Let's face it, this country has gone to shit specifically because of white conservative idiots and their moderate enablers. Low fucking standards - that's why a Trump, a Dubya or a Palin could so easily ascend to power.

The photo at r102 looks like the Pope making a cameo on "V."

Christmas is a pagan holiday

of course this is the BEST from the tape, if there were some really shocking statement or surprising leaks, you think they would choose soundbites of "Who gives a FUCK about Christmas stuff?" "Give me a fucking BREAK!" to make the headline?

I just think it is funny that she won’t get shit out of her broke husband.

New biographical movie for Melania: THE OLD WHORE WHO FUCKING HATES CHRISTMAS AND IMMIGRANT KIDS.

I can't believe she wore that hideous and morbidly weird jacket to go visit the child detention center. It was thoughtless, tacky and cold. I really don't care how Trump tried to spin it, and I really don't care what her real or assumed intention was. I really don't care.

Melania's Covid-19 was caused by the following: WAP, Cardi B, M. Thee Stallion, Nancy Pelosi's salon visit, Morse, Morse, The Purge on election night, the sinful gays, reality TV, Kamala's upcoming debate performance, BLM, Portland. Chaturbate, Grindr..., Cuties and Andy Cohen.

It's Jill Biden's voice in the recording! Send it to a crime lab for analysis.! Damn left wingers! The libs are trying to steal the election,!

Imagine what the Slovenian whore who hates Christmas had to say about RBG's dying wish.

Imagine.

[quote] of course this is the BEST from the tape

Be best!

[quote] Imagine what the Slovenian whore who hates Christmas had to say about RBG's dying wish.

Melania doesn't seem very involved. I doubt that she even knows who RBG is or that she died.

I hate Christmas too.

Mr and Mrs Trump have both tested positive for the China Virus and have entered a cuddly quarantine together.

The Melania tapes have been completely extinguished by the covid diagnosis. Everyone who has been holding off their "bombshells" until the last minute to have maximum impact has screwed up.

It's the most wonderful time of the fucking year!

It sounds like she wanted to unite a "kid and mom" for the optics, the story. But the media would not pick it up, only Fox would. Her husband caged thousands of children and their parents and she wants some positive spin by uniting two of them.

She would have gotten a lot of positive spin if she walked out on the guy and said she refused to be married a second longer to a monster who separated children from their parents. Nope, she doesn't really care, does she.

Melania cares for the Americans peoples. She just said so.

Her little lady-in-waiting there sounds like a total asslicker. Whatever Melontits says she agrees with.

[quote]It sounds like she wanted to unite a "kid and mom" for the optics, the story. But the media would not pick it up, only Fox would. Her husband caged thousands of children and their parents and she wants some positive spin by uniting two of them.

Translation: "I'm a thirsty hoe seething with butthurt that I don't have mainstream acceptance or a [italic]Vogue[/italic] cover. I don't give a good goddamn about these cousin-fucking rubes!"

She said the media refused to cover her story. I'm confused because she also said due to the red tape, that her husband retaped, she couldn't do anything. Well, she could have walked over to the press at any time, ANY TIME, to make a case for reuniting the children. Press with cameras are always in the WH and she can't be serious acting like CNN, ABC, MSNCB, or any news media would ignore the FL if she strolled over and asked for an interview.

She wanted a glowing cover story about her fight for children, even though the fight ended with her terrible jacket, 1 hour at the facility, then back to her mansion.

That doesn't really sound like her accent to me.

Hey whore,

It's good to hear you have Covid. Everybody sing!

Will the Christians turn on her?

These tapes make her sound good so I don’t understand what this former aid is trying to accomplish quite frankly! She’s like nobody actually gives a fuck about Christmas and decorations but she did it because it’s her duty and she’s expected to then people are like what about the kids at the border yet no one cared when Obama did the same thing..

As I listened to these recordings, my first thought was that they way she talked & the thing she said sounded *just like* Vairst Leddy on DL

Do kiss-ass Vogue staffers like Stephanie Winston Wolkoff really let shit like this fly...? Andre Leon Talley needs to call out this shit now! So does Anna and every Vogue subscriber. Until then, burn Vogue!

That ex-friend of her said it was a publicity stunt, R113, she did it to make sure she got in the news and also to upset the libs.

"Do the story?" So press motivates first ladies to conduct public service? Disgusting

It's not like she was at the border and met this kid and his mom and they all bonded and she's trying to help them out. She just wants a fake ass cover story to make her look compassionate. She literally said who gives a fuck about border kids. If she really wanted to help, she could have.

[quote]That ex-friend of her said it was a publicity stunt, [R113], she did it to make sure she got in the news and also to upset the libs.

And this alone is why it is ridiculous to like this vile whore. I can't get over the trash currently squatting in the WH.

Melania puts the Slow in Slovenia.

I think what she meant by "story" was that the legitimate press would not publish her unsubstantiated propaganda - only FNC would. She likely doesn't know the difference, just like she doesn't know the difference between what happened during the Obama administration - which Kirstjen Nielsen was trying to claim was the same thing, but it wasn't - and what the Trump administration was doing.

It's almost like even she knows FOX doesn't count because being firmly planted in Trump's colon makes you less than credible.

She practically admits the Fox will print anything they want printed. Pravda for the hillbillies.

There was a thread a while back where some Eastern bloc twat was defending Slutlania and saying "she was raised to never show emotion, that's how we Iron Curtain rejects do" or some bullshit, and everyone piled on and said that the Third Whore has no feelings and doesn't give a shit about anything except for when a visa gives her an approved notice before she puts her ass in the air.

If this isn't proof that she's a hard, cold, cunt with a heart made of used plastic margarine tubs, I don't know what is.

I hope that whole fucking family gets Covid and half of them drown in their own lung fluid. I want Dump to live so he can watch himself get fucked in the election.

Thoughts and Prayers, MFers.

R141, no one needed proof beyond the fact she was a typical gold-digger who married a despicable asshole solely for his money because no good person could ever marry someone like him.

LEEBERUL MIDIA

"Who gives a FUCK about Christmas stuff?" should be considered homophobic hate speech. This is a thousand times more blasphemous than if she denied the virgin birth and the resurrection.

The heart bleeds for her, like those poor WH trees she ruthlessly replaced. The blood trees were a warning.

I hate fucking ostentatious displays by hateful whores. We're even now, bitch. Get out of the people's house and do not return, foul feind.

I chew ous filled ass pimples off the morbidly obese.

[R13] That's right, Mother Teresa ---- give it some of that "holy" spin, you crazed alcoholic Albanian dwarf money launderer.

"Prey" for us.

How humiliating for Melania that everywhere she goes, everyone has seen her snatch and everyone knows she's a whore.

[quote]the separation policy is all because of evil Trump and has nothing to do with not giving free reign to human traffickers.

Oh, dear.

Melania sure has a way with words, though they're difficult to make out at times.

Any chance we get an uncensored version? I refuse to watch corporate media censoring videos and swearing, it makes everything surreal as if I were a toddler who can't handle reality.

trashy whore

her taste is HORRID, so i'm not surprised

I would love to hear what she has to say about Ivanka behind closed doors.

Just give me ten minutes in a room, no rules. I'm old. I'll give up my claim to the 15 for 10.

Zsa Zsa Gábor Part Two

R154, dat cunt, ‘er poosy is not tight like mine

All shes good enough to do is stupid Christmas decorations--who does she think she is? A rocket scientist?

[quote] who does she think she is? A rocket scientist?

R158, famous architect lady! The next Zaha Hadid...

She speaks 6 languages and works for Goldman Sachs! She has a college degree!!

I am relieved tape is this tape and not the Other tape.

[quote] I am relieved tape is this tape and not the Other tape

The other tape is the November surprise, whore.

I don't blame her. I hate all that Christmas shit too

Can we make it into a ringtone?

Hey Bill O'Reilly! There IS a "war on Chreeeestmas" Her name is Melania.

She’s a piece of trash

Melania seems like the sort of person to be secretly loved by the gays. The hate love is palpable. You bitches hating on her are desperately envious of her and wish you were her so you could decorate the White House and wear the expensive shit she does. You wish you wore “I don’t care” jacket don’t you!

Uh. No, R167. Nobody likes a low class slut who doesn't give a shit about anything except pleasing her fatass man.

The fact that you honestly think anyone could be jealous of her is... something.

Uh, she has no grace, style or wit. She has a cruel streak to match the lump she married and who she apparently despises. And no matter how expensive her "shit" is, she always looks uncomfortable in it. So yeah, I'll pass on being jealous of that cheap whore.

[quote]"Who gives a FUCK about Christmas stuff?"

The basket of deplorables will probably say, "But at least she didn't say Xmas."

She’s an over the hill hooker

And in the minds of deplorables, this thing brought class, dignity and "MERRY CHRISTMAS" back to the WH.

God, can you imagine what she thinks of the people who support them - for that alone, I'm sure I would love her.

Love her? She's a Slovenian whore. Useless POS.

I actually really liked melanomas Christmas decorations but I’m also the kind of person who has Halloween decorations as normal everyday home decor. She is a vile cunt though.

they were frightful

Someone described the trees as looking like a car wash

She IS the people who support her. It's not like she went to Oxford or anything. She's a ho.

Fo sho.

Ho's get a bad name for themselves. Some very fine people are hos and former hoes. Melania is not a fun or witty or sexy HO though. She has long legs and does dirty things for money. That's what DJT likes.

Be best

[quote] She has long legs and does dirty things for money.

Yes I doo r178. Thank you for Kind words. I think Best thoughts about you too.

Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration? Neilia Hunter Biden died giving a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration. She had taken her children to shop for a Christmas tree when their car was hit by a truck.

She’s a cunt and a whore

Is saying “Fuck Christmas decorations” really being best?

Thick as pigshit.

"I don't give fuck"

R181 That is terribly sad. This poor man has been through so much.

He has been through so much.

I'm sure the accident fucked up Hunter for good, as well.

Melanoma don't give fuck though

I'm shocked !

She put so much effort into the spectacular RedRum Christmas Tree Extravaganza !

Red is the international color of whores.

New tape released. Melania referred to Stormy Daniels as a "porn hooker."

[quote]New tape released. Melania referred to Stormy Daniels as a "porn hooker."

That's like Donald Trump referring to Chris Christie as a "fat guy."

r154 And Tiffany! Especially if the rumours are true about Tiffany giving oral sex here there and everywhere at parties in public!

Who knew there was a hierarchy in hooker world?

[quote] from the narcissistic bitch who called herself "the most bullied person in the world."

Excuse me, I believe she called herself “the most bullied person ON the world."

Maybe that’s a compliment from Melania. “She got into porn and I never could, no matter how hard I tried to get cast! I’m so jealous!”

Melania has the virus and she loves this country very much!

Melania is vairst hooker not a common porno hooker!

That’s nasty about Tiffany, if true. She does have a whore mouth, though.

Not the slightest hint of warmth or humor. She’s shallow, attracted to money & attention. Trump found his female match this time.

“Look, Melania-bot! Is vintage Chanel handbag!”

perfect

she sold her pussy

She gives whores a bad name

She was attractive, had a good body and this fat, ignorant, cruel pig is the best she could find?

And Covid is not the first virus he's given to her