Please make Shaquille O'Neal go away

[quote]The General commercials, Papa John's commercials, his own reality show, and now his own Datalounge thread....

[quote]ENOUGH!!!

He comes off stupid as hell.

He (and his ex wife Shaunie) are actually good friends with one of my gay, black, actor friends that lives in LA. He is a really nice guy, and gay friendly. He gives a lot of money away, and has been known to go into stores and pay for everyone’s items, without notifying the press. He does seem dumb as a rock, but no one is perfect.

I had the game Shaq Fu for the Sega Genesis.

Isn't he a Trump supporter?

The guy is fucking EVERYWHERE.

I can't stand him.

I don't mind him, he seems like a genuinely nice guy and worked hard for his success and fame.

How much longer can his basketball career last, he must be getting up there in years?

OP=racist

He's retired, R8.

That's why he's in every television commercial

His agent must get paid big bucks, because the motherfucker is EVERY WHERE.

I am so sick of seeing his face.

I love that the General's commercial are now all about how no one takes them seriously because of their commercials. Yet the still have this mumble mouth as their spokesman which continues to make them a joke. I don't get it

Did he fill a void when OJ became damaged goods and then on top of it pick up the slack with Kobe’s death? Maybe there just aren’t enough great Black athletes to market goods anymore?

He reminds me of Lexington Steele.

I honestly thought this was real.

There are soooo many other athletes and former athletes more hate-worthy than Shaq. Shaq is a nice a guy.

Believe it or not, he completed his doctorate.

Do a [italic]Good Burger[/italic] sequel

I love Shaq. He's sexy as hell and funny! I'd love to see him and Barkley finally fuck and get it out of their systems.

He’s so gross. He’s an oversized freak with too much money. I’m actually surprised he still has his money.

Still funny, Barkley makes fun of Shaq.

What ever happened to that big gay black guy who was like one of the first openly gay draft picks? How’s his career going?

Michael Sam, R21.

And nothing happened. He just faded away into obscurity.

R22 Oh, that sad, he seemed really personable and had great camera presence. Was it homophobia from teammates?

R5, he was pretty low-key about it (compared to say, Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato or Tom Brady) but, yes, he supported Trump in 2016. He said Donald was a long-time friend, a "straight-shooter", great businessman.....just has an unfortunate/off-putting way of phrasing things, sometimes.... but he's really an "okay guy" and he'd be a good president. (for which Charles Barkley roasted him, on Inside The NBA)

But apparently Shaq soured on Trump somewhere along the way. During the 2020 campaign, Shaq revealed that he had registered to vote for the FIRST TIME (!!) in his life, and then appeared at Biden/Harris virtual rally a few weeks prior to the election.

I admire Shaq for his sportsmanship with Kobe Bryant. Kobe was the devil when he played with Shaq for the Lakers. Just a nasty person and I know Shaq wanted to beat his ass so bad. Shaq did not hold that against him, and Kobe matured into a better person years later. Im glad they made up and became friends before Kobe died.

Shaq is the best.

I love Shaq, too. He's seems like a really nice person, and I want him in bed with me forever.

I like him and I like Charles Barkley. Shaq seems nice. It takes a lot of smarts to succeed in the way they have.

Shaq was so much fun! I remember when he was with the Lakers, he was fined by the commissioner -- as was Kobe & several other players -- for wearing their uniform shorts too long/big/baggy . When asked about the fine, Shaq clapped back: "I'm a big man. I'm not going to wear no tiny-ass, John-Stockton-shorts!"

He was of course referring to long-time Utah Jazz guard John Stockton -- who was in the twilight of his HOF career & had been in the league since short-shorts were the norm (1984). Stockton's shorts had got a little longer over the years, but they'd never gotten much baggier. They were still relatively form-fitting/short, compared to everyone else in 2000.

Upon hearing about Shaq's comment, John Stockton sent Shaq a pair of his size 32 Jazz shorts, as a joke. "Try them on". And Shaq DID, in front of a bunch of the Lakers beat-reporters, and it was HILARIOUS! He couldn't pull them up past his mid-thigh -- he just laughed & laughed!

Shaq was so much fun! I remember when he was with the Lakers, he was fined by the commissioner (as was Kobe & several other players) for wearing their uniform shorts too long/big/baggy . When asked about the fine, Shaq clapped back: "I'm a big man. I'm not going to wear no tiny-ass, John-Stockton-shorts!"

He was of course referring to long-time Utah Jazz guard John Stockton -- who was in the twilight of his HOF career & had been in the league since short-shorts were the norm (1984). Stockton's shorts had got a little longer over the years, but they'd never gotten much baggier. They were still relatively form-fitting/short, compared to everyone else in 2000.

Upon hearing about Shaq's comment, John Stockton sent him a pair of his size 32 Jazz shorts, as a joke. "Try them on". And Shaq DID! In front of a bunch of the Lakers beat-reporters, and it was HILARIOUS! He couldn't pull them up past his mid-thigh....and he just laughed & laughed!

Does this revolting troll make up these threads for everyone? Get dead, OP.

Now he's doing Subway, Epson Printers, The General, Papa John's, Frosted Flakes Cereal.... and many more.

This fucker is EVERYWHERE.

I am so sick of his face.

Shaq cried real Tears as they streamed down his face at news of Kobe’s death

Yep, he's welcome in my bed anytime, too.