Fat Sam Smith's New Brandon Flynn Diss Track is Here!

I condole you, Sam.

LOL, who does they think they is? Taylor Swift?

OP, YOU MISGENDERED ME!!!!

YOU SAID "HIS"!!! IT'S "THEIR"!!!!

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!!

OMG THIS IS LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!!!!! HELP!!!!! HELP!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam Smith is too exhausting.

[quote]...with my heart round your neck

The words of an idiot unfamiliar with the concept of metaphor or the risks run by idiots attempting them without THINKING.

It is a complete diot if it thought that druggie mess and fame whore Brandon Flynn loved it for it’s digusting face and hog body.

Ugly fat racist homophobic tranny trash. This is why cancel culture is a thing and is necessary.

Brandon should respond with a Love to Love You Baby cover.

He should’ve been canceled for that “black bitch“ comment alone.

If it happens again and again, the problem isn't them; it's you, Sam.

Sam Smith is just bitter because he'll never get another boyfriend anywhere near as hot as Brandon unless he pays by the hour...

Brandon dumped their fatty ass. Can’t this thing move on already. He even has a new ugly boyfriend.

R9, What black bitch comment?

It's a good song.

Brandon was so selfless. He dumped you so you could have content for your album.

Brandon is hot as hell so I'm glad he got some diamonds out of the hog man.

Who is Sam dating now, another sugar baby? He's obsessed with Harry Styles but I don't think he's Harry's type.

[quote] Who is Sam dating now, another sugar baby?

Yeah, probably someone who works in a candy shop.

Here's Sam making out in the street with their new bf, a penniless French art student. Nowhere near as hot as Brandon and definitely just with Sam for their millions.

Sally Ross said it with more flavah!

It was a pity fuck relationship, Sam. Get over it.

I like fat.

Is they still a thing?

all he got from richard was some leather strap necklace. sad face

Posting threads with a picture of Sam Smith should be considered a hate crime.

Horrible dancing

I know I should cheer fat man doing a "sensual" Betty Ford School of Dancing video (Martha-graham-Martha-graham) but I'm just not into it. Especially since it's about a gold-digging hottie Twink and a fat rich man. Listen, when I was a gold-digging hottie Twink, I dated HOT rich men. Brandon was generous to bother dating and fucking Smith. Smith is playing with fire getting mixed up in such relationships. When he gets older, he risks getting burned to death by an angry, very real, whore.

Is it the fact that Sam Smith has huge boobs that led to all the gender confusion?

I'll comfort you, Sam! Come to they!

So all I'm getting from this is years later and he's still not over him?

Sam Smith can certainly be a slightly husky normal body weight and it looks good on him. He doesn't have to be a fat porker. Why doesn't he pay a drill sergeant to keep slimmish. He obviously doesn't love his blubber, nor does Lens Dunham. Despite them defiantly "embracing" blub, they don't like it.

Oh, JESUS. Would all of the Mr. Universes in this thread give it a rest? MEANWHILE, we ALL know that Smith is currently at YOUR goal weights.

R30 it's more the fact that they lost a lot of weight through (possibly) amphetamines and Diet Coke, got the praise for that, then regained some, became "nonbinary", started wearing ridiculous outfits and dresses, then announced his sudden newfound body positivity outlook for people of all sizes after he got papped being shirtless and gelatin-like.

It's not that he is fat so much as he is annoying.

I love his boobies. He's sexy. I like men with some faults. They are better sex

R22 All Froy got was a big fat nothing from his elder, fatty daddy.

Froy got herpes from Madden.

Sam Smith has great producers who mix good songs for him. Otherwise, he should be irrelevant.

Sam Smith, Mickey Cyrus, and Taylor Swift should all date the same guy for a while, then break up. Imagine the songs that each could write? Then they could write a song together and reach broken-heart critical mass where they’d self-combust over their shared betrayal.

Oh dear. Lol. Fucking auto-incorrect. Miley. MILEY!

This thread is useless without naked pictures of Sam.

R38, Why would thou willingly want to see that??

Is Sam a diaper fetishist?

God, imagine the things he's made the hot guys like Flynn do

Flynn is confirmed to be in the second season of hit Netflix show Ratched.

[Quote] My diamonds stayed with you

Now we know how Flynn could afford to flit around the world with Richard Madden. We know the Scottish player wouldn't have sugar babied Brandon.

Sam has had hotter, r11.

R44 That guy just used Fatty Sam.

We are living in a material world, r45.

Exhausting!

[quote] This thread is useless without naked pictures of Sam.

A walking whale for your taste.

It's not a bad song, but I can't stand his voice.

Yeah, I really liked "How Do You Sleep" but I would have loved if it were from a singer whose voice I like.

That still photo at OP makes him look like a special ed kid stinking.

^^ stimming.

Cancel him. Stop making these self-loathing douche bags popular.

R48 Sam has a body of a portly woman.

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I don’t think it was possible. They look uglier with make up.

He needs to stop trying to dress like Harry Styles, who weighs 60 pounds less than he does.

Fat Sam will be trying this Harry Styles look soon. He worships him.

R57 You mean 60Kg.

They talk about having hair transplants at the 13:30 minute mark.

Ugly fat bastard.

The poor choreographer who got this brief. He is just a fat egotistic

Fat Sam Smith's new album is out and it's alllllll about cute ass Brandon with his big green eyes. Check out the lyrics to new song Dance til I'm Over You

Thought I'd buried you and I

But I have diamonds in my eyes

Such a bitter tear to cry

You're still ruining my life

I'm not over it

I'm not over it

I remember every taste

If I get a little wasted

I can almost see your face

Such a dark and lonely place

I'm not over it

Someone, get me over it

And come find me

Wrap your arms around me, baby

They say you can't fall out of love till you love someone else

Where you been hidin

When my heart's been slowly breaking

They say you can't fall out of love till you love someone else

Till then

Guess I'll dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

Can't forget the way you move me

Try and drown you in the music

Hold my breath and close my eyes

Gotta drag you out of my mind

Still not over it

Someone, get me over it

I've never been this low

Feel so out of control

Throw down a miracle

Sip on your holy ghost

I've never felt this low

Cry like an animal

Sadness is beautiful

The Guardian SAVAGED poor Sam's huge twenty track album about Brandon. Twenty tracks, Jesus. The album is as big as zir's ass.

Brandon should feel proud. He now joins the hallowed ranks of big time hoes who've had best selling albums written about them: Harry Styles, Camille Rowe, Hailee Steinfeld, Jake Gyllenhaal et al.

It's so infuriating that one of the first gay male singers to achieve mainstream popularity while being completely out from the get-go has now morphed into this blob of pure queer/trans narcissism.

Guardian Link Spazzed so here is the 2* review

Part 1

Alexis Petridis

Sam Smith: Love Goes review – heartbreak album plays it safe in hard times:

Smith attempts to mix despair with euphoria on an album that delivers plenty of gloom but not much glitter.

Love Goes comes accompanied by a statement from Smith talking up its “experimental” nature and the collaborators who boldly “embraced my creativity and direction and allowed me to be whoever I wanted to be in the studio that day”, imploring fans to “listen with an open heart”, which seemed to suggest they might be in for a shock.

Such talk was hard to square with their collaborators, including Shellback, Stargate and Steve Mac, the latter famed for his work with notoriously challenging Irish collective Westlife and for co-writing Rockabye, Clean Bandit’s 2016 Christmas No 1. Then Smith told Zane Lowe that they were “not ashamed” that Love Goes was tamer, creatively, than 2017’s The Thrill of It All. “Because at a moment of such unsafety in my life, all I wanted to feel was safe. So that’s honest to me.”

So, bold new departure, or more of the same? It would take a superhuman effort to call any of it “experimental”, but the music on Love Goes sounds different to that of its predecessor: out with the retro-soul affectations and the nods in the direction of Coldplay; in with misty pop-facing electronics, gentle tropical house shadings and Auto-Tuned backing vocals. You’ve heard it all before, but there’s a lot of melodically solid songwriting – particularly on singles Diamonds and Kids Again, the latter enlivened by a George Harrison-ish slide guitar solo – and the occasional mild surprise, as when title track bursts from piano ballad into martial brass, melodramatic strings and backing vocalists chanting “hey!” somewhat in the vein of Boney M’s Rasputin.

Equally, you sense Smith reaching for something that remains stubbornly out of their grasp. As its title suggests, Dance (’Til You Love Someone Else) is clearly inspired by Robyn’s Dancing on My Own, and why not? There’s a compelling argument that the 2010 hit is the greatest pop single of the last 20 years, a brilliant electronic rebooting of the old disco trick whereby euphoric club music is paired with lyrical despair.

But in Smith’s hands it doesn’t quite work, largely because their euphoric club music isn’t particularly euphoric, four-to-the-floor beat or not: its solemn minor piano chords and synth washes feel opaque and mopey, and the disco string arrangement never quite spirals heavenwards, as if too careworn to muster the energy.

The lyrics stick fast to romantic misery, from infidelity to perfidious swine interested only in Smith’s bank balance. These are perennial topics for Smith, though as they told Lowe, their first two albums were inspired by unrequited love; Love Goes is apparently their “first proper heartbreak album”.

Tried to post the rest but this fucking useless lumbering dinosaur of a site was not having it. DL is the Sam Smith of the internet. It.can't even cope with links longer than 20 characters.

I put the review here.

poor sammy joe, still pining for brandons cute ass, best man he will ever have had......too bad ugly.

It's cute that you're still trying to stimulate discussion about Brandon Flynn.

The album is clearly about Flynn. His first and last adult relationship that lasted the longest.

Smith writes in a formula way, not with any distinction. The first two albums were not about a real relationship. The third is much the same.

Why did they become a blob?

This is the album cover and it foregrounds the tattoo he got of himself and Brandon, just in case any of us didn't know who Love Goes was about. Tragic that his first two practically suicidal albums were about unrequited love. And long ago was it that Brandon dumped him? Must be years.

Sam will only get over Brandon if his number one crush Harry Styles deigns to date him, but Harry and Brandon are way more likely to date each other. Two green eyed beauties.

[Quote] This is the album cover and it foregrounds the tattoo he got of himself and Brandon, just in case any of us didn't know who Love Goes was about. Tragic that his first two practically suicidal albums were about unrequited love. And long ago was it that Brandon dumped him? Must be years.

Tell us about your love life, hon.

Hi Sam, R74.

We know he lurks here. Sam and Brandon finished in June 2018 so Sam is taking a long long time to get over him.

Least we forget the horror.

A whole album about Brandon over two years after they split up.

Another Brandon song - For the Lover that I lost

All of the memories feel like magic

All of the fighting seems so sweet

All that we were, my love, was tragic

And you're the last thing that I need

[Chorus]

So I lay a dozen roses

For the lover that I've lost

I stand by all my choices

Even though I pay the cost

All those nights, the lows and highs

I share them all with you

So I lay a dozen roses

I lay them there, I lay them there for you

Another One supposed to be about brandon and richard?

Lyrics to Another One

Oh, congratulations

You found the one, you found the one

I think I can finally face it

I'm not the one, never was the one

God, I dodged a bullet

I ran fast right through it

I love myself too much to fight you

But oh, congratulations

You found the one, another one

You found the one, another one

[Verse] Honestly, I'm happy for you

I do not wish you no harm

I met your boyfriend, he's beautiful

Please treat him like he's someone

Someone perfect, someone so divine

Someone special, someone good inside

I don't want him to hurt like me

Yep, seems like it's a bitchy song about Richard. Who is Sam trying to kid with 'i dodged a bullet though"? He'd have Brandon back in a heartbeat.

According to Madden stans Flynn broke Madden’s heart.

Watching Sam feel his man tits made me lose my gender fluids.

R81 everyone knows Madden broke up with Flynn. It’s taken a long time for Flynn to move on from him.

Flynn is now with Harry Styles, who is younger and hotter and richer than Madden or Fat Sam. He's fine.

Sam's lyrics are pretty banal.

R84 dream on.

They, diamonds are forever, darling

Sam Smith's career is already flopping.

I can't believe Sam is only 28

So, he's pretending to not know which sex he is because he's too self-indulgent to get in shape?

Actually, Richard wasn't the one for Brandon. Sam is still crying for Brandon and Brandon is still crying for Richard. And Richard is happy with Froy.

And who are you crying for, r91?

Brandon is not crying over toxic Madden. He is on the second season of the global hit Netflix show Ratched. He’s doing great sweetie.

R92 = Fat Sam Smith

These vague lyrics could be about anybody

The album sucks. Only the title track and "Forgive Myself" are any good.

Does he still insist on hiding the gender of his exes from his songs?

Sam is a genderless blob.

They is no more interesting as a third-gendered rubensesque spurned lover than they was as a mannish fatso.

He deserves no credit - but the OP song is good. He has a good team that pulled together some creative talented producers. I’ll listen to it - decent pop. And this song has a unique theme of “goodbye goldigger” that hasn’t been done a lot. I heard gay boys on Christopher ast. blasting it tonight.

Is this really a Brandon Flynn diss track? I'll say this for Brandon, he's still taking activism seriously on his social media. Froy's and Richard's and a lot of others were very short lived.

"Kids Again" has hit written all over it. I don't get why they wasted so much time releasing flop dance singles when that was sitting there the whole time.

[Quote] And this song has a unique theme of “goodbye goldigger” that hasn’t been done a lot.

Eh... "Love Spent"?

I still can't look at his face.

I can’t look at his face. He’s so ugly.

smith aint good enuf to kiss brandons smegma.... old fart leave our golden boy alone.

R60 i hope you didn't bother reading the comments. Wish more people told the pronoun police to go fuck themselves.

[quote] Is this really a Brandon Flynn diss track?

It doesn't quite work as a diss track.

It's more like a promotional song for a heartbreaker that was worth the heartbreak.

They are a bit obsessed with Brandon.

It's curious like someone Sam went from being celebrated (they wer brave coming out at the beginning of their carrer and the guy can sing for sure) to be perceived as an attention seeking bore who needs constant attention and they are whinning all the time.

It's a pity

Sam would have been quite heroic if he'd stayed as an out and proud gay man, fat or not. Now he's just a figure of fun and no, I'm not using his stupid pronoun. We're not on Tumblr.

'It's more like a promotional song for a heartbreaker that was worth the heartbreak'

Nicely put. Sam is worth about 30m now so he can afford a few diamonds to buy himself a hot piece of ass like Brandon Flynn. Brandon is a fame whore anyway who loves to date men more famous and richer than he is.

Brandon likes to date men famous and richer huh? Who Richard? Or Miles? Did we miss someone who is actually famous and richer than Brandon.

Fucking they pronoun is ridiculous. They went out with him then they went on vacation together then they went by themselves.

SMITH u fug old dweeb, dont dis our hero Brandon...

Harry Styles has taken over from Sam as the British crooner everyone loves. This album will not do Fine Line numbers.

And who are you crying for?

Not Eva Peron

This "Kids Again" song has a nice vibe.

Fat Sam's singles really aren't doing well. He peaked with his first album in 2014.

Another cute song about Brandon - My Oasis

'Say the word and we'll both fly away' - he's trying to bribe Brandon to get back with him with a trip to the Maldives.

Keeping thinking that I’m seeing water

You’re playing tricks on me in the sun

See your shadow in the courtyard

Stays until the day is done

The desert don’t end

The rain don’t fall

And I can’t pretend I don’t want you all

Cos I want you all (you all, you all, you all)

Oh babe I really need you

My feelings getting deeper

My mind is in a free fall

But there’s nothing I can do when it comes to you

You play with my emotions

I’m flowing like the ocean

I pray for your devotion

Cos there’s nothing I can do when it comes to you

My oasis

My oasis

My oasis

There’s nothing I can do when it comes to you

I’m lost on my own (bring me back to life)

I’ve been empty in my soul (bring me back to life)

Promise you won’t let me go

Say the word and we’ll fly away both fly away now

The desert don’t end

The rain don’t fall

And I can’t pretend I don’t want you all

Cos I want you all

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No one wants a they.

There are some songs clearly about Brandon. Here are the lyrics to So Serious

" I remember last summer in the city making plans and you felt like mine Look at me and it felt so Hollywood, baby, then you changed your mind I got so fuckin' close to feeling so good, so satisfied I remember last summer in the city making plans and you felt like mine

Felt like mine Then I froze in time You changed your mind And I'll never know why

I get so serious sometimes, my emotions sitting on a wire And I gotta be out my mind, 'cause the second that I'm happy and I'm fine Suddenly there's violins and movie scenes and Crying rivers in the streets and God, I don't know why,

I get so seriousI get so Oh OhViolins and movie scenes and Crying rivers in the streets and God, I don't know why I get so serious... sometimes(So serious) (So serious) Sometimes So serious sometimes"

This human sounds fucking exhausting and British.

Is "human" allowed?

He broke up with Brandon over two years ago and he is STILL bawling about it?

He has gained weight!

There’s nothing sexy about them I wish they’d leave their clothes on

Why does he insist on attempting to prance around like some pop tart? Can’t he film a video with some dignity?

The male Madonna

Wow just saw the video. Their attempt at dancing is cringe-inducing. And what happened to their body? They are fat again.

So Brandon broke their heart and they still can’t move on? I have a feeling Brandon broke up with Madden last November when that whole Versace thing was reported by The Sun (Madden’s tabloid mouthpiece). Madden was really petty with that hit piece then 6 months later the synchronized unfollow from the Madden clan.

Brandon so thrilled he no gotta crawl in bed with old sam no mo.

They is cuter a little chubby.

A little chubby, yeah but beach whale, he’ll no.

R133 *they'll no

What with their flailing? Did somebody tell them they can dance?

Serious question. Where do they likes of Sam Smith meet new men?

Don't say they pay...I mean where would he hang out to chat people up? Or is there a non-binary Grindr thing?

brandy way too hot fer ya hun.....go hire sum porn stars and twerk ur anus.

Overeaters anonymous.

His star burned out fast once his crazy started showing itself. He better hope he holds on to those diamonds he sings about, because between being severely unattractive and severely mentally ill that's the only chance he'll have at getting the men he thinks he deserves (who wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole unless he played sugar daddy with them). Unless he decides to stop dating Brandon Flynn's (young masculine models) and start dating people like Alok he better get used to footing bills and never being loved for who he is.

It's weird that he wants people to love him for who he is when he goes out of his way to make sure that who he is sucks.

Sam claims 6' 2", Brandon claims 5' 11". Does that appear to be right?

They look better with a few extra pounds but they are one pudding away from going over.

See i thought you were talking about both of them. Then I realized you were only talking about Sam.

Fat Sam is about 6 ft 2 and 300 lbs. Brandon is 5 ft 10 ft and 180 lbs.

Both Sam Smith and Troye Sivan are hopelessly infatuated with Harry Styles and reaffirm their love frequently - Troye just last week. Shame he won't be interested in either of them although I could see him dating Brandon.

I'd be surprised if Brandon is over 165 lbs.