Datalounge in Germany circa 1933

I'm floating in my daddy's testicles and have many unborn decades before me!

Those Brownshirts can wreck my ass!

It wasn't really a choice between Hitler and Hindenburg.

Very old and gaga Hindenburg was the elected president of Germany. Hindenburg appointed Hitler to be Chancellor which was sort of the equivalent of being "Chief of Staff" who heads the Cabinet. The hope was, that by appointing Hitler to the job, it would appease the Nazi party while keeping a thumb on Hitler himself since all the Chancellor's actions are overseen. But, it didn't work out that way; Hindenburg was failing (he died in 1934) and Hitler took full control.

The Night of Long Knives is just a euphemism. For uncut cock.

Has anyone had that Isherwood gurl? She's a Brit and a harny mess.

Look, I've been a lifelong DVP supporter. I've always voted a straight DVP ticket, BUT....

He says what I think. And he promised he would respect everyone's rights.

I don't agree with everything he says but he's straight and he has that hot dad-bod. I'm in!

Goebbels, with the purses falling out, Gott im Himmel - who's had her?

Marika Rokk's latest dance moves make her look slutty!

Is it me or is Goering smelling cookies?

Hermann G. is too fucking fat to wear white.

Is Blondie a rescue dog?

Meine muschi stinkt.

I prefer cocks that aren't mutilated. Sorry Juden!

Ludwig Kaas used a private mail box, and tore all 33,000 pieces of mail to shreds! Lock him up!

Relax, Maaary, they're only burning books about trannies.

'Tomorrow belongs to them' - post hot Hitlerjugend candid pics!

'Wallace is leading Edward astray', claims Palace insider source.

Wallace?

ooops, well, even Germans slip up sometimes

Wallace Beery

Adolf Wohlbruck: who's had her?

That daddy Roehm can get IT.

Does Rudolph Hess have "an" OnlyFans?

It's all those crossdressing cabaret shows in Berlin that will get Hitler elected.

OK, Boris.

Wise up, Jojo.

TORHEITEN!

I wish those rent boys who slept with Goebbels would expose him.

Tasteful friends, I turned in my Jew neighbors to the SS so I could get their amazing apartment.

Let’s be a Hitler Youth camping weekend.

Why did Hermine Straßmann-Witt’s career go straight down the shitter?

Adolf is fugly and is known as Herr Tinymeat at the gym. I looked and it sure is. The only member of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei there I wish had done the towel dance.

In jedem Hitler Jungen steckt ein SA Mann.

Unity Mitford and Oswald Moseley would have their "interns" on DL.

We just got back from the baths where we enjoyed uncut German Grossenfleisch for just a few million marks. One of the benefits of hyperinflatia!

R34: is it true he has only one testicle?

Did you notice that fat pig Goering shaking and sweating at that last balcony speech? Looks like the chemist was late with his Dolophine!

Helen Lawson!

Things were better under the Kaiser.

We think Hitler is tremendous!

As far as I am concerned, Miss Dietrich can just stay in America! There, I said it!

But His Post Mails!

Eva is a lovely woman and I think she should take over the government after our Hero passes.

Have you SEEN those hawt SS uniforms? With those boots? Ooooh! They can manhandle me ANYTIME!

I'm dialing the phone with a Kampfmesser

Name Leni Riefenstahl's new fragrance!

r46, commenting on the hotness of Nazi uniforms is an eternal ping, available to every new generation as long as pictures of Nazi uniforms exist.

“Hitler, he only has one ball,

Goerring has two, but they are very small!

Himmler has something simmler!

And Dr. Goballs has no balls at all!”

Poor Dr. Hirschfeld, his Museum of Pornography destroyed, and the entire porn collection archive burnt!

Lucky he and his lover made it to Paris.

Jesus, how long am I going to have to put up with Cunt-face?

Gustaf Grundgens says he's bisexual, but Erika Mann is a pretty unconcincing beard.

Who's had 'em?

OP (et al) -- read this book, [italic] Hitler's First 100 Days[/italic]

Unlike Trump, Hitler quickly had the support of the vast majority of the German people after just 100 days in power. Granted, the Nazis killed, beat up, imprisoned or forced into exile anyone who might oppose them, but the transformation was rapid.

Versus Trump who has never had over a 50% approval rating.

The new Leni Riefenstahl exhibit at the Kunstmuseum is simply to *die* for!

I'm hearing there's hot sex going on in the interment camps.

Tea on Marlene Dietrich? Is she family?

Let's speculate about Ernst Röhm's love life!

Word in the beer gardens is that Herr Hitler has a holiday villa in South America where he hopes to retire in 1945.

Does this Brown Shirt make me look fat?

What die fuck is Michfest and why is Frau Arendt going?

Antifa!

Is Amon Goth a homosexualist?

Don't worry everyone, I have source high in industrialist circles that told me they have him on a very short leash. Don't pay attention to anything he says...or wrote. He is essentially a nobody!

If Hitler wins again, I am SO moving to Czechoslovakia!

Staatsschauspieler Emil Jannings, who’s had him?

We hear Ernst Rohm likes his [italic]schniedel[/italic] long, thick and uncut.....

I knew someone in Germany in 1933.

And then sie starben.

Ohrringe.

Kaftane.

Mein Gott ! You dont drain your dumplings ! You dip them out ! Off to Auschwitz with you !

Heute habe ich ein ganzes Kilo Zucker im Laden gefunden.

No kartopfellpoofers for you!

Horst Wessel has Mutti's mussy slopping over like an Oktoberfest beer mug!

[quote] Name Leni Riefenstahl's new fragrance!

"Triumph" will be a bigger triumph than "Olympia"!

Loving Madonna's new 78, Saluting on the Dance Floor.

Hitler sizemeat verifacaca?

Nuremburg is always so beautiful at this time of year!

I don't really care about politics, Anybody going to the Kit-Kat Club tonight ?

Sure, I'll vote for Hitler. He's going to make Deutschland great again! And we can always vote him out at the next election, right?

Hindenburg refused to call Jews vermin.

He just handed the election to Hitler.

Jud Süß is overrated, but Ferdinand Marian is hot.

I'm a young gay heir to gilded age fortune, 2 years out of Princeton, completely bored in my family's Main Line social circuit, so I've been at the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft for a few months now, getting primo schlong. But, the party won't last through the year.

The sun on the meadow is summery warm, fotzes!

R82 R83

I'm Marika Rökk and I don't smell any bodies burning. Who would ever think such a thing?

The crematoria fired up in 1940, dear.

My uncle died at Dachau in 1940, and presumably incinerated in the newly-opened crematorium.

R87, is that supposed to be a tasteful friends post? Where’s the link?

I'm planning to take my athletic young neighbor, Horst, to Munich for a long weekend. He's been working so hard in his first semester of university and he deserves a break. Will the hotels in Bavaria be too conservative to allow us to share a room? Will we need two rooms? Will I be allowed to bring my beloved dachshund, Hiltrud? What should we definitely not miss in Munich? Which Munich beer has the highest alcohol content?

Happy 34th birthday to British actress Catherine Zeta-Jones!

Say what you want about Eva, but she truly loves Hitler's dog.

hahahahahah who does Adolf think he's fooling?

How much do you think Eva got in her latest bearding contract? What a strange, awkward setup that Berchtesgaden weekend was, have you seen the Instagram pics? Notice how they're never affectionate in public? He's never happier than when he's with his SA buddies....

All you people reposting lame rumors about Our Leader's sexuality are WORSE THAN ROOSEVELT.

Learn to spell, die Fette Sau!

I'm not voting. Hitler isn't THAT bad.

That cunt Ellen sat with Adolf at the Opening Ceremonies!

Let's be Frauenpolitik!

I'm the conspiracy theory about Jewish Paedophiles!

Suck it, R86.

Has anyone read this great new comic, Little Orphan Annie Frank?

[quote] Has anyone read this great new comic, Little Orphan Annie Frank?

I prefer heroines who are not hiding in attics and then cremated.

[quote]I prefer heroines who are not hiding in attics and then cremated.

And we prefer our leaders have two testicles.

It's okay to put Jews in the camps because they're all pedophile sex traffickers!

Yes, let's make DL seem like a hotbed of rightwing nutbags...

I'll play along - Kaiser Wilhelm II was HOT.

Wir sind Blockhaus Brownshirts!

There's fine people on both sides!

I'm a woke black woman and I support Hitler!

I can't wait for the Olympics in 3 years' time. All non-Aryans, no matter how glistening and muscular, are going to get their asses beat!

Is Cher's farewell tour coming to Berlin?

Look, Hitler told me he supports you gays and definitely won't put you in the camps! And we all know he wouldn't lie!

Did someone say beer hall putsch?

Sign me up, I love beer!

Arno Breker's male statues are HAF, but they're underhung. What's up with that? Are they all just bottoms?

I would like you to speak to all the straight-acting gay men of die deutschen DatenSalon. You can trust in Herr Hitler to keep you safe and strong. Why, Ernst Röhm runs the SA and he has been a friend of Adolf since the early 1920s!

Come out. Frolic. Introduce yourselves to the Nazi leaders. You may get lucky!

^ Thanks for the heads up, Herr Grenell!

Herr Singer and Herr Spacey need to stay away from the Hitler Youth meetings

Think of all the fabulous real estate in wealthy neighborhoods that will be on the market once certain people move out.

r82 you lucky duck. You get the pick of hot German ass for the price of a soda.

I’m looking forward to the Olympics! Narrated by Herr Gobbles

If they chose not to fight, they’d have been the leading power in Europe by 1950 or 1960,/but they threw it all away,. Sounds familiar.

Tchuss, Fraulein!

R117 rather misses the point

Nazi Charms Cereal with Yellow Stars, Pink Triangles and Blue Swastika mini-marshmallows.

Has anyone else see the new feature they have in Elegante Welt magazine where a couple looks at three apartments in Berlin and eventually chooses one? I think it’s a total fraud. The husband always looks like a homosexual in the photos and you know they’ve already signed a lease on one of the apartments and they’re just pretending to look at the other two. And if one more stupid Frau whines about how she just has to have hot running water in the bathroom I’m going to scream.

Tasteful Friends, what do you think of Herr Hitler's bunker decor?

Arian Eye for the Jew Guy

The Great German Bake-Off!

Olivia de Havilland appreciation thread.

I have an old cookbook that was produced during the Reich. It's "Cookies of the World" or something like that and each recipe has a little flag above it. Germany has a swastika. It's jarring to see it.

Let's pretend we're Sumerian farmwives crafting artifacts that will one day be seen as evidence of Aryan heritage.

So young.

I typed "Magda Goebbels", but fucking autocorrect changed it to "Magda On Assistance".

I'm the Him-all-yahs.

What do you think of the new Hugo Boss collection in the fall fashion issue of Der Stürmer?

Thank for yet another hilarious thread..I haven't stopped laughing and jesus, I need a good laugh!

[quote] What do you think of the new Hugo Boss collection in the fall fashion issue of Der Stürmer?

It's to die for!

Trading Bunkers.

Well I for one am sick and tired of goddamn SJWs like that Jesse Owens making everything political. Let sport be sport!

Meine Tochter war eine kleine Prostituierte.

I'm very hungry

R136

Ach, pint große Hure.

R87 That's terrible. So bizarre to think how relatively recent in history the holocaust occurred.

[quote]And if one more stupid Frau whines about how she just has to have hot running water in the bathroom I’m going to scream.

Huh?

Where is mein Schnackpurse?

OP = wurst than der Trump

R140 I'm not the poster you quoted but I believe that's a joke about the hausfraus of HDTV who always have a list of demands before they can buy .

Go die in a Reichstag grease fire!

Hillary Clinton hosts exclusive, behind closed doors fundraisers for top executives of Krupp, Siemens, and Messerschmitt.

I'm so glad Friedrich Trump left. I hated that draft dodger!

What's up with the media referring to people as VOLK????

Mother never would have accepted this and neither will I! I am sick to death of Aryans using volk in an effort to appear voke! I've posted about this dozens of times in the 'Printwerbung You're Currently Hating' thread but I'm afraid the cat is out of the bag. It's everywhere! At the rate we're going, I swear we're going to have 'volk' cars within five years!

Dialing the SS with a pencil...

Ich mag Blau.

Ohrringe und kaftane, lieblinge.

R150, are you also R69?

Darling, Eva's invited us for tea at Berchtesgaden! She swears the view is to die for!

R87 we were raise being told out family died in "the ovens" . Being just a small kid I thought the Nazi's put them in the stove in ones kitchen..I couldn't understand. I had nightmares about the Nazi and sometimes still do

The Chancellor may not be a vegan, but at least he's a vegetarian. How concerned are you about the environment?

My daddy was a hardened Bavarian sheep-herder...

How hard, R155???

Ich bin von der deutschen Kinderfeindlichkeit ser beeinflusst worden.

Does this pink triangle make me look fat?

Mein fotze stinkt.

The Goldbergs are so rude. They all packed up in the middle of the night and moved without even saying goodbye, and we'd been neighbors for years! They were nice, but seemed kind of money-obsessed.

Geschmackvolle Freunde!

Was halten wir von dem Megamansion Goerings in der Schorfheide?

That's the problem with living in Germany, Fraus everywhere.

I am Fred C. Trump, mighty glad my father left this shithole country for glorious America, where someone like Hitler could never amass such power!

Schrecklich, r161. Total daneben -- kein einziges Zimmer, das mir gefällt. Es gehört niedergebrannt!

Ach, warte...

And then, the Aryans all laughed at my mickriger Schwanz!

[quote]My uncle died at Dachau in 1940, and presumably incinerated in the newly-opened crematorium.

Oh, I bet the ceramic tiles were so white and shiny then, before the heavy coating of human soot.

Fette Huren freuen sich!

My brother went to the Bürgerbräu-Putsch and all I got was this lousy China hergestellt bierhumpen,

I have all the letters from my mother's German side of the family send after various family members moved to the States after 1908. A cousin translated them for me. Reading the old Kurrent script is becoming a lost art - my German-American relatives continued using it even when Sütterlin and the several later scripts were adopted in Germany.

Once the Nazis started coming up in the 1930s the tone of the letters changed, and after 1935 or so every letter from my Urgroßmutter included praises of Hitler and how well everything was going and how happy everyone was. Letters to the US routinely were opened, especially after 1938, and care had to be applied to follow the rubrics.

None of the American side of the family cares about this correspondence (lasted until the early 1970s) but the German cousins in Germany are keenly interested.

Du tippst Fett!

My German great-grandfather's brother was a drag queen in Berlin around 1900-1910. I have a postcard of him in full drag of the time, with round bosom and floor-length dress and necklaces and big hair. We were fascinated as children but my grandmother would chide us. The family was very proud of his success - she would snatch the photo from my hand and say how wonderful he was, and "HE VASS AN ENTER-TAINER! EEN BAIR-LEEN!"

But no one kept up with him after WWI and I can only imagine what happened what his life was if he made it to his 60s in the 1940s.

Hätte es dich getötet, eine Suche durchzuführen??? Würde es???

Fat Huren Rejoice! Butter now injected INTO Pretzels!

In Deutschland gibt es keinen Antisemitismus! Dies sind falsche Informationen, die von unseren Feinden gesendet wurden! Wir Arier sind die wahren Opfer des Hasses!

Ich esse die Scheisse alter Leute!

1932 - Hitler is a Race-Baiting, Xenophobic Bigot.

1934- Hitler is NOT a Race-Baiting, Xenophobic Bigot.

After playing golf with Hitler, I came to the conclusion that he's a pretty decent guy!

[quote] Herr Lindsey Graham

It should be Fraulein or Senatorin.

Fotze Lindsey!

ICH BIN FRAU DOKTOR AMY BISHOP!!!

I know nothing.

Liberals are so deranged that they actually think Hitler will annex Austria, seize Czechoslovakia, and invade Poland! Hitler Derangement Syndrome has really taken over their brains. "Toothbrush Moustache Man Bad," lol!

He isn't such a bad man, that Adolf. He just has anger management issues!

He tells it like it is!

I new a woman who was in the camps. She had a shrill otherworldly voice, as a form of STD. It’s too horrible to even think of.

[quote] She had a shrill otherworldly voice, as a form of STD.

Herpes? Gonorrhea? Who did she get it from?

R184: [quote]I new a woman

Ach je.

Ernst Roehm war einer der talentiertesten Nazis aller Zeiten. Er hatte auch viele Schmerzen und Schwierigkeiten während seines ganzen Lebens. Trotzdem hatte er ein gutes Herz, was in Berlin schwer zu begegnen ist. Zu einer Zeit, als schwule Menschen unglaublich unterdrückt wurden, identifizierten sie mit seinen Kämpfen und er mit deren.

Mein Himmel, it's the goose-stepping ponies again. Just because one wears a brown shirt one day and the other wears the same shirt another day, doesn't make them anything.

Guten tag!

Vile veesiting de Hotel Berlin I vas tveeted vary shabeeleey ven ze krappers ovavlowed ontew my noo shoos. Vat shood I dew?

A veetle abowt mich:

I eem a grand actreez. Ven I vas on set vith Marlene Dietrich, zat bich had mee keeked ovff zee set! I had morr cheemeestree den shee deed on zee set. Oof!

I’m eating schnitzel with noodles and watching the latest from Pabst tonight at the film house.

Eifersüchtig, Schlampen?

I just saw [italic]Three Little Pigs[/italic] and I have more questions than answers.

^PTSD, not STD.

Darling, I've secured passage aboard the Vera from Veracruz to Bremerhaven! It'll be divine! 26 days of non-stop fun!

(I did receive the original soundtrack today & it's fabulous!)

My father and I love the gays! Look at Herr Heines and Herr Rohm!

Why isn't Eva Braun on the cover of Vogue?!! I guess the elites just don't like her.

Fess up - who joined the SA just to get some dick?

Oh, DANKE! You FIXTED mine FRANKFURTER!

Do you think this guard has GSB ?

Would you ever date someone with a disability? Asking for a friend.

Would you ever date someone with a disability? Asking for a friend.

I don't know who did this, but I think it's brilliant.

Leave Adolf aloooooonnneeee

I blew Edmund Heines

We're the good homosexuals! The brownshirts who fuck underage boys for their "education". Not the bad homosexuals! Those nasty gay Jews who want to let the untermenschen overrun Europe.

(cf: Sam Rockwell in "Jojo Rabbit")

What was on Ernst Rohm's victrola?

It's an open secret that Hitler finds his niece, Geli Raubel, super hot.

I really hate Fraus.

All they talk about is Kinder, Kuchen, and Kirche.

Don't hate those involved in the beer hall putsch!

They're patriots who love Germany!

Let's storm the Reichstag!

Do you drain your spaetzle? Yes or no?

It wasn't Hitler, it was the communists!

ICH BIN NUR HIER AUF DER SUCHE NACH EINEM HEIßEN DEUTSCHEN SCHWANZ! MEINE FRAU HAT KEINE AHNUNG.

GOTT SEGNE,

I hate myself for saying this but, I want Joachim von Ribbentrop inside me quite deeply.

Why did Eva Braun's career go straight down the shitter?

Why did Hitler's painting career go straight down the shitter? I liked some of his stuff

Guys, I'm still missing Weihnachten 1932 and Sommer 1934. If you find it, could you BITTE send it my way? VIELEN Dank!

Hitler will save us from the Jewish pedophile cabal!