What will Melania do if Trump loses the election?

I don't really care, do you?

She and Barron have duel citizenship.

She'll bail and write a tell-all. 'Cause there ain't no money for her if Don is $600 mil in debt.

Hire a divorce lawyer and call Gayle King.

"Donald so mean, I try speak out but Donald mean and threaten me with piss video. Donald threaten me that Ivanka will have me killed and become daughter wife. Donald Ivanka bad people, Melania innocent."

Melania Putina has nice ring to it, yes?

Run back to Putin, what else?

I can't imagine her staying with him in that scenario. It will be interesting to see how long it takes before she files.

She'll do what she does now. Lead a life apart from him. She'll return to Manhattan with her son, who will soon be enrolled in a private school in New York or sent off to boarding school. She will lunch with friends, shop, go to various society events around the city. Every once in a while, you'll see her with him. In the winter you'll see her in Palm Beach in the company of the crass, vulgar nouveau riche who haunt her husband's "club."

If she's smart, stay married to him. Bigger payoff as a widow that as third ex-wife.

Divorce him within a year. Take whatever scraps he can throw at her and then write some execrable book that goes easy on Trump but rips those three hateful kids new assholes. Hardly worth reading, but Rachel will give her a slot to hear just enough.

Right after the election watch Guilfoye break-up with Junior Mint, and Lara Trump with the kids leaves Eric.

Melania won't stay with DJT.

IHOP is hiring waitresses

She’s gonna do a runner, hopefully in front of a speeding bus.

[quote]She'll bail and write a tell-all.

That's right r3. And here's a little something to get Melania's creative juices going.

Well, she CAN NOT work at Zales. (She'll eat the inventory)

Work at Hooters.

I wonder what screen name she will use to sell her stuff?

Grannyporn Star!

Millions of horny Deplorables would subscribe to whatever platform she performs on.

Move to Russia and seduce an oligarch. I.e. a REAL billionaire.

I can see her taking an online course in Advanced Gold Digging, offered by Wendi Deng.

She'll do what she does best: pose for "tasteful" nudes, (if sticking your fingers up your twat can be considered tasteful).

Does Penthouse Magazine still exist? If he's really that broke maybe they can convince her to come back in front of the camera for a nude pictorial for $1 million. Full frontal this time, but airbrushed of course.

If she really wanted to live comfortably and to stick it to Trump, become Rosie O's third wife.

Mrs. Trudeau 2.0

She’ll write a book.

And by “write a book” I mean she’ll put a different dust jacket on Michelle’s book.

It’s back to QVC.

Southern France also has benefits namely warmer than Canada so maybe Madame Macron 2.0

Write the long-awaited sequel to this classic.

[quote] She and Barron have duel citizenship.

It's "dual," R2. She is NOT moving back to Slovenia.

If she finds herself single and she's not allergic to roses....

I’m confident that she will continue with her #BeBest initiative, perhaps taking it globally.

No one would put in the time she’s devoted to it (three days total at last count), if they weren’t passionately dedicated to the cause.

She'll stay with Donald for the next 4 years until Barron turns 18. I'm sure he's got her wrapped up in some sort of legal arrangement as far as custody is concerned.

I've heard shes already moved on, she has a man and a hefty financial arrangement with Trump for staying. She'll be gone soon after he leaves the WH.

R24 Hilarious article. She apparently applies the Caviar Cream to precious Baron... I can just hear "Mama, it's time for my rub down"!

Thank you for the correction R27. I can't spell.

A smart whore has many options.

She is a smart whore.

r9 if Trump is broke as the NYT article indicates, will her divorce settlement be paid after whatever is left after creditors get their share?

I'm sure she's now working C.O.D...

I would probably refer to Ruth Madoff's experience r34.

[bold]Ruth Madoff, the wife of Bernie Madoff, agreed to pay $594,000 and surrender her remaining assets when she dies to settle claims by the court-appointed trustee liquidating her husband’s firm. She will pay $250,000 in cash and give up $344,000 of trusts for two grandchildren.

In June 2009, shortly before Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison, prosecutors reached an agreement with the Madoffs allowing federal marshals to sell their assets, while permitting Ruth Madoff to keep $2.5 million.

Well, neither Saudi Arabia nor Russia have an extradition treaty with the US.

How is this bitch allegedly worth $50 million?

Same way her husband is "worth" 2.5 billion USD

Since Trump Tower is mortgaged to the hilt and part of the $400 million due within the next four years (TT is due in 2022) I’m guessing she can’t hold up there. She’ll have to join Diaper Don at Mar A Lago since Florida allows you to keep your primary residence.

While she's dying of syphilis, being beaten by a filthy pimp in a gutter...I will have long moved on with my life. It isn't as if (even if he wanted to leave her anything after he's dead) he has anything to leave her.

We joke about Melania all the time but the one thing I cannot take away from her is her sense of style. I know she has people who design/dress her but you can tell she has this innate sense of style. And it is consistent wherever she goes, meets, greets. So I'd offer fashion - in some way. She'd be good at either design herself or some form of fashion/media function.

If you're not starving or being trafficked, being a whore is not an intelligent choice.

She'll go back to hooking, classless slut.

I can't wait for the day when she gets Pretty Woman'd while trying to shop. Old slut.

I don’t care. I need to put that on a jacket.

Are there any ugly single Greek shipping tycoons available? I hear she thinks she is quite Jackie O like.

[quote] I'm sure she's now working C.O.D...

Or Bitcoin.

Menopause Porn.

First she'll celebrate! Then divorce.

Wasn't she having an affair with a security guard near Trump Tower in New York City? I'm sure she'll do better if he loses than she's doing now.

So vote to FREE MELANIA! and that poor boy Barron.

[quote] So vote to FREE MELANIA! and that poor boy Barron.

I thought we were done believing that she's some kind of sweet prisoner instead of collaborator.

I don't see how she gets a hefty financial payoff. He has no real money! Even Trump Tower is mortgaged to the hilt.

I don't blame her R50. Walk a mile in her shoes (with Brian Epstein leading you along).

A ho gotta hustle. What else she gonna do? Write computer programs? Go back to Vulgaria or wherever the hell she came from?

She will do a speaking tour in Mississippi.

I remember what a secretary at the Playboy Mansion told me when I asked her what the bunnies were like:

"I wouldn't let them clean my house."

[quote] I don't blame her [R50]. Walk a mile in her shoes (with Brian Epstein leading you along).

So, now, she's a victim of Brian Epstein?

She accused Barack Obama of falsifying and lying about his citizenship. She's a piece of shit.

A pay-per-view Tijuana donkey show.

The horrible truth is: right now right wing billionaires are probably sending Trump money for doing their bidding. In the same way people contribute to stupid gofundmes.

[quote]She's a piece of shit.

This.

A donkey show may be out of her depth.

She's going to take a page out of Jackie O's book and try to marry foreign billionaire.

The thing is though, nobody will care. She is no Jackie and she'll have to leave the country because she will be shunned here.

Become an architect.

Work on new string theory - after all, she IS an Einstein visa recipient!

Trump already lose erection. Is ok I make new friend.

She should be deported.

I wouldn't worry too much about any of the Trump family members finances. Four years of grifting as President has no doubt filled many an offshore bank account with payoffs and laundered money up the wazoo.

Send Her Back!

She’ll turn into Jocelyn Wildenstein.

I understand *utin needs a new mistress. Perhaps she can go back there and P on him. He probably can still get it up so she’ll have to go back to her old ways. Be best!

There's been multiple stories that she's renegotiated her prenup since his election - apparently, she was on the verge of filing for divorce and had to be convinced to stay.

I'm betting that the new agreement has some clause that says she cannot divorce him for a set period of time after he leaves office - probably 1 year - although he can probably initiate a divorce whenever he wants.

I guess we owe her an apology

Since Trump is broke, she's not really a gold digger!

He cheated on her when she was pregnant

If she's smart she'll divorce him and take him to the cleaners

R70, she dug for gold and ended up with a huge cache of fool's gold.

In R42's picture, the space between her legs gives the impression that she has a brass-bottomed stick up her ass.

I know it's the lighting or the background or the flagstaff but for a moment there, I'm thinking, "maybe it is."

When she apologizes to Obama and to the families ripped apart by Trump’s immigration policy, we’ll think about it R70.

[quote] He cheated on her when she was pregnant

I don't care.

Do u?

She's probably got her divorce attorney ob speed dial already.

She probably knew Trump was deeply in debt. She probably didn't move out of NYC based on a promise of money. Possibly she was smart enough to demand money up front not to divorce and to move close enough to the White House that they could fake cohabitation.

I think whether she divorces him or just appears with him as follow up to her White House contract (i.e events where former FLOTUSes show up, like funerals of other Presidents) she will sell her name to the hilt. Dee Plorables everywhere will wear her fragrence, jewelery and even cut their steaks with Melania autographed Ginzu knives.

Grifting on a whole new level

I can go back to making sexy pictures where I kissy-kissy with other woman. It it better than pee

"I think whether she divorces him or just appears with him as follow up to her White House contract (i.e events where former FLOTUSes show up, like funerals of other Presidents) she will sell her name to the hilt. Dee Plorables everywhere will wear her fragrence, jewelery and even cut their steaks with Melania autographed Ginzu knives."

Nah, that requires too much work. She'll just marry another rich guy

"What will Melania do if Trump loses the election?"

I hear she's writing a book about her journey as first lady.

Here's a picture of the advance copy.

Becoming is the story of my journey as a strong black woman!

Maybe she and Meghan Markle can move in together and have a Kate & Allie type reality show "Finding Freedom!"

Well she’s good at garden design. Hello HGTV.

Dancing With The Stars

She’ll write a memoir and call it Becoming Best.

She'll show her fake tits and her cooze first, for that first quick buck. That filthy tramp has a kid to support now that his father is known to be insolvent. It'll take a few years to drag a book out of that old Slovenian whore. There must be a minefield maze of NDAs for her legal team to wade through.

She will probably move to Italy. She speaks Italian, and Italians are right wing enough that she won’t be tainted by the Trump name and will be allowed to live in peace.

Trump is going to prison so Melania will have to resort to hooking again.

This is like a parody

R91, that’s hysterical! She’s even making sure she’s taped via a side view.

LOL!

She’s going to make an appearance on QVC!

Thees ees my good side.