Dionne Warwick - Where My Lips Have Been

I don’t wanna discuss where her lips have been. I’ve heard stories.

That’s certainly a candid song title!

Imagine if it was covered by a gay singer...

Who? And who would they allude to?

She’s pure trash

Her nose job destroyed her career, well that and her personality.

Sucking on her menthol Virginia Slims.

Ugly wig.

Chile, you don't wanna know where dem lips been!

Dionne Warwick - Where My Nostrills Have Been

[Quote] Imagine if it was covered by a gay singer...

[Quote] Who? And who would they allude to?

Elton John / Every Bel Ami performer in existence.

Her lips have been wrapped around a fattie.

Which set of lips are we talking about?

[Quote] Her lips have been wrapped around a fattie.

I have yet to sing at the Soul Train awards but fingers crossed x

What’s up with her massive overbite and stupid wig on that album cover? God she was a talentless twat.

[quote] Her nose job destroyed her career, well that and her personality.

Warwick ranks among the 40 biggest hit makers between 1955 and 1999, based on the Billboard Hot 100 Pop Singles Charts. She is one of the most-charted female vocalists of all time, with 56 of her singles making the Billboard Hot 100 between 1962 and 1998, and 80 singles making all Billboard charts combined.

[quote] What’s up with her massive overbite and stupid wig on that album cover? God she was a talentless twat.

Warwick ranks among the 40 biggest hit makers between 1955 and 1999, based on the Billboard Hot 100 Pop Singles Charts. She is one of the most-charted female vocalists of all time, with 56 of her singles making the Billboard Hot 100 between 1962 and 1998, and 80 singles making all Billboard charts combined.

She never had a nosejob, her nostrils have always looked like that.

....um...

Kudos to Dionne for not getting fat.

Notice the pack of Virginia Slims menthol in Dionne's hand in r17's pic.

I love Dionne.

I remember when this album came out she expressed her gratitude that this songwriter had given her a song that was mature and classy compared to more overtly sexual songs that were on radio.

Is she close to dying?

R20 she was joking, right?

I read Dionne's book & she expressed nothing but dislike for the songs that Lisa Stanfield & Ian Devaney produced for her, "Where My Lips Have Been" among them. She stated how she thought it was vulgar & that if Stansfield thought it was such a quality song she should have recorded it herself.

Dionne has always been so tacky by shitting on material she consented to record, usually not long after she release the damn song(s) (see also: "Heartbreaker").

Dionne said that when she worked with Barry Gibb on the Heartbreaker album she didn't want it to be "Guilty 2." And it's was like "bitch, why wouldn't you want a Guilty 2?" Guilty was a huge smash hit, you should be so lucky.

Boring, soulless, cheap-sounding elevator muzak like the majority of her catalogue.

You're mistaken, R23. This song was not written by Stansfield and team. Dionne loved this song and said it was the opposite of vulgar.

Thanks for the clarification, Dionnebot/r14,r15.

R27...Yes, I'm mistaken on who the writers & producers of this were. However, on page 176 of her autobiography Dionne writes that she hated this project, but agreed to it because Clive Davis thought it was a good idea. She also writes "The one song that I still feel uncomfortable even mentioning is titled 'Where My Lips Have Been'." I don't think Dionne had any affection for this song or this album.

r29, well to be fair, only Miss Warwick knows where her lips have been.

OK, R29. I remember an interview contemporaneous with the release of the CD. I guess her opinion has changed since.

Dionne don't rim.

Unless you possess a major credit card.

Her new hair color is called “Cigarette Smoke Blonde”

Do you think that’s her real hair in OP’s photo?

Shit. I don't even re-member re-cording this thing. I guess it made me something but sounds like something that went up with the weekend smoke.

As far as knowing where my lips have fucking gone, you're damned right only I know.

That herpes specialist only thinks he knows.

My voice is even better now. Smokier. Color me California in August. Shit. I wake up exhaling smoke after being passed out for two days and nights.

Beauty sleep.

Her lips have been on someone’s pussy

What's the 411 on her Italian (mob connected?) boyfriend from the '80s?

If Dionne had an entire psychic friends network, how’d she end up on the chitlin’ circuit doing gigs with her son and a keyboard?

Dionne was ALWAYS bemoaning her material.

She has publicly critiziced ALL her most famous songs.

Answer: On her usual sixty cigarettes a day

R39, it is like Charmed. Can't use your power for personal gain otherwise there are extreme consequences.

I can’t believe Miss Warwick hasn’t commented yet.

Hussy, where are you?

R43 she did at R36

Did she ever find the way to San Jose? Probably via Greyhound.

Hate that song too.

Does she still request six ashtrays wherever she performs?

What if all the smoke around San Jose is just Dionne enjoying her usual aftershow smoke?

Does Dionne smoke?

Is the sky blue?

My plumber was showing me a hair ball he found in the pipes in one the many bathrooms in my home. It looked just like Miss Warwick's hair at OP.

How can somebody spend so much money and still look like shit?

That’s a 10 dollar men’s barber cut and a bottle rinse. Twenty dollars well spent.

What a banal album title.

R37 & r41 🤣

Miss Warwick gets no respect on DL.

Not that she deserves any.

Any idea why she is so reviled here?

Bankrupted AIDS charities.

She was a self serving cunt on the celeb apprentice

She hated Niki Taylor on The Apprentice

I only know her music, but she gives me a grifter vibe

Dionne is a crazy old bitch now, but in her prime she was IT.

[Quote] Any idea why she is so reviled here?

She should be thankful anyone remembers her at all. She’ll be the guest star at the next DL gathering

Who's difficult, hussies?

Dionne’s Greatest Hits

Dionne Warwick on her good deceased friend “Donna Summer(s)”, why Barbra Streisand should t have done disco and why she didn’t. It’s a hoot!

What is "Got a Match?"? Post-Disco? Electro R&B?

She is looking very ferengi

She looks like a fucking man in this one. What’s up with that? Is she transitioning?

Eek she looks like my grandpa!

She got pissed with the American Music Awards for giving George Michael Best R and B artist for the Faith album and publicly called them racist That ended her appearances on the show.

She got blacklisted from Adult Contemporary radio after insulting radio bigwig Cathy Hughes, saying she was making money off the backs of underpaid black people (Hughes is African American as well).

R71 she isn’t lying. Faith isn’t even an R&B album

She needs to bring back Solid Gold!

Agreed. I am a big GM fan and wouldn’t consider Faith R&B.

Didn't George Michael have some R&B hits from Faith? If I remember correctly, One More Try went to number one on the R&B charts, and Father Figure was a top ten hit R&B hit as well.

What a bitch.

She’s a man now!

I vaguely remember the controversy over Faith being considered R&B, since it was usually a category dominated by black artists. I think retroactively it seems strange, but at the time, I think George Michael had the vocal talent (and tracks) to blur the lines a bit. Today I think most would consider Faith strictly a pop album. At least I do. Perhaps others have more information.

"Father Figure", "One More Try" and "Monkey" all charted within the R&B Top Ten. Strictly pop?

The reference wasn’t how they charted at the time, but rather whether they’d be widely considered R&B today. Googling tracks from Faith on R&B charts at the time doesn’t make you some music insider. Stop trolling.

"Dusty In Memphis" is often described as Southern Soul but the Black Radio did not see it for Dusty Springfield. They did for George Michael. Seethe.

Careless Whisper was also a favorite on black radio at the time, too. So it's funny Dionne would complain about George Michael winning that award when he had success on the R&B charts throughout the 80s before Faith.

He was also part of the Motown Returns to the Apollo TV special and did a duet with Smokey Robinson singing Careless Whisper.

Smokey fucked up that duet.

Dionne sucks

I wonder if that had happened today people would be trying to cancel George Michael on social media?

Start a George thread and pose the q

That's What Friends Are For was a huge #1 hit for Dionne, not many artists have done that in their 40s.

I had one thing against George Michael and it wasn't his weight, his stank or his taste in where to meet new friends.

He bogarted.

Everything.

Mortal sin. So fuck him. Yeah, his sound was itchy in a whitish Greekish way. But girlfriend was about as R&B as Diane was. Please.

But I did get a big gold ring off him once when he was passed out. You know how they like those big gold rings.

And, yeah, Smokey fucked up that duet. Poor old thing has been "forgetful" for about 30 years. People in the biz have called him "Smoked" for about that long. Of course I always loved him just for his name. Plus in theory it would have been nice to have a light soprano like him to highlight my beautiful and peerless contralto-matzo-soprano tones.

And, yes. Listen to R87. I am STILL raking in the bread on that sack of sap. Every time a bridge collapses, a dam breaks or the ass end of Malibu burns they start paying up to play it. Yes, Baby. THAT'S what friends are for!

Now fuck off. I am midway through volume nine of my autobiographical diva memoirs and it's getting good. I'm up to 1962 and the publisher has only given me until 2024 to get it done.

Keep shining. Like Patti's enormous nose.

[quote] Any idea why she is so reviled here?

Because Dionne is Black AND a woman and this is Datalounge.

Yeah, right.

Gladys Knight and Patti LaBelle aren’t talked about like Dionne.

It’s Dionne’s personality that’s the problem.

Marlee Marlin’s trashing Dionne through sign is iconic.

Dionna, no, bye.

Diane wanted to record this song, but it would incurred several lawsuits.

Lucy wanted to record the song but Gary talked her corpse out of it.

I think as people age, they become more like their true selves. Some people work on themselves and try to be better, kinder people, while others kind of just stay the same, or just become more rotten and unlikeable. I think Dionne falls in the latter category. She lashes out and is hypercritical of others in the industry, and there seems to be this hardness and anger that doesn’t allow anyone to honor her career. Madonna is like that —still writhing around on Instagram, trying to be a 25 year old diva, instead of aging gracefully and supporting/mentoring younger artists who are achieving the success she did.

[quote]That's What Friends Are For was a huge #1 hit for Dionne, not many artists have done that in their 40s.

Her career was basically over after it though, in part due to her behaviour.

I'm actually amazed she's still touring though, given that she sounds like Lucille Ball circa Life With Lucy.

She's a Legend. That's how she still tours.

Well, it can't be because anyone wants to hear her voice which was shot even in 1993.

Patti LaBelle and Gladys Knight still sounded great then.

This is why she's a DL icon:

[quote]There are people who have sung my songs and made them their own: Aretha Franklin and Luther Vandross. And then there's a lady called Cilla Black

This concert shows how Dionne is still able to tour. She still has her musicality. I'll admit, I was surprised that I enjoyed it. Her drummer son sings well too.

Dionne, Aretha, Cissy, and Whitney all smoked.

Any idea why she is so reviled here?

Because she started an Aids "Charity" and STOLE all the money - well documented that she used at least 90% of the funds to line her pockets and the bitch still went broke and didn't pay her millions in back taxes*

(*why do so many black entertainers not pay their taxes?)

[quote](*why do so many black entertainers not pay their taxes?)

Beats us.

It really sucks when black celebrities don't pay their taxes!

[Quote] why do so many black entertainers not pay their taxes?

Reparations, muthafucka!

I told y'all the bitch was foul.

R67 I remember reading an interview with Luther Vandross, where he stated that of all the songs he'd written and recorded, both on his own and for other artists, "Got a Date" by Dionne was the one that most deserved to be a hit, but wasn't. He really loved it, and couldn't understand why even the R&B audience had rejected it.

I love the Soul Train appearance of her performing it sitting in a chair while everyone around is dancing.

Because apparently lipsynching to your own song is strenuous enough.

"Got a Date" is fun but it's not top tier. It's no "Jump to It."

Dionne couldn't dance to save her life. There's a TV appearance where she shares the stage with Tina Turner and Di's shortcomings couldn't be more obvious.

Whitney was rhythmically challenged as well.

"why do so many black entertainers not pay their taxes?) Beats us.

—Willie Nelson, Pete Rose, Situation, Guidices, Leona Helmsley, Stephen Baldwin"

You forgot the most important signature: the entire Trump clan.

[quote] There are people who have sung my songs and made them their own: Aretha Franklin and Luther Vandross.

The bitch totally forgot about me! Typical of De'Andre. She always felt threatened by my talent.

Dionne has always been a fan of performing while sitting on a stool.

Sometimes she even just turns up to engagements in sweatpants and sneakers.

Well bitch looks like-a-man now.

I just don't understand the dislike of Dionne here.

Most of her music is glorious. She was one of the earliest celebrity advocates of AIDS research and support of people with AIDS. When did she become a villain?

R116 I don't think it's genuine dislike, for the most part. It's just gays being bitchy and taking the piss out of an icon...zeroing in on the negative stuff about her and amplifying it for our own amusement. What's the fun of just being reverent and worshipful all the time, and pretending she's perfect? The psychic hotline, the voice ravaged by cigarettes, "I see you, hussy", the Jersey ghetto girl lurking just beneath the surface of the sophisticated, classy supper-club image, the shade she threw Aretha's way at Whitney's funeral, her sister allegedly molesting Whitney...there's so much material to make fun of, why waste it?

R117. LOL

Let me reenact Whitney's funeral.

Dionne(fully aware that Aretha was NOT there)

And I would like to introduce Whitney's godmother, Ms. Aretha Franklin....

(stirring in audience)

Dionne: "What? Oh REE ISN'T HERE."

Fucking classic. And to pull that at a funeral!? Balls.

Yes! That was one shaaaaaady moment.

[quote] There are people who have sung my songs and made them their own: Aretha Franklin and Luther Vandross. And then there's a lady called Cilla Black

That’s such a bitchy comment.

Though justified.

Yes, that funeral moment was a master class in shade.

There’s a lot of good material about her posted on DL over the years.

I don't think Dionne meant that as shade. I think she got confused because Ree cancelled last minute (and was still in the program)

Now Gladys showing up at Ree's funeral, jumping on stage to sing (even though the program was running five hours overtime by then and she wasn't scheduled to perform) and telling every reporter about Ree's medical history, THAT was some upstaging that even Joan Crawford would have been in awe of.

I say that sometime when I have shaded someone.

"Oh REE ISN'T HERE??"

No one knows what the fuck I mean, but it always makes me giggle.

I think Dionne's bitterness comes from the fact that she's not as esteemed and revered as she thinks she should be.

In Dionne's defense, she was absolutely brilliantly talented in her prime.

R118, you forgot the best part...

DIONNE: She is here...yet she is not here.

I believe Dionne and Aretha met at some event after Whitney's funeral and Aretha had daggers out for Dionne.

R126! I don't even remember that!!!

R127- TRUE STORY-

Ree FAXED Dionne a threat to SHUT HER MOUTH!!!

She FAXED the fucking thing!!

No, she absolutely knew Aretha wasn't there.

Dionne is President of the Shade Hall Of Fame.

I gotcha number, hussy.

It was like a real life Got 2B Real.

Dionne was able to manipulate the general public for decades into thinking she was all-class.... then came reality tv, Twitter, etc. It revealed Dionne to be very mean and ghetto.

The same happened to Nippy, but it was that damn narcotic instead of social media. ❄️ 🎿

I like her song shittin in the dark.

You know exactly where! And it’s thick!

[quote]In Dionne's defense, she was absolutely brilliantly talented in her prime.

Yes, this is absolutely true (just for the record). Dusty Springfield was her only rival among pop singers at the time.

When people are that talented, they're bound to be a little bizarre in the rest of their life.

Dionne's been a crazy old bitch for so long, people tend to forget how great she was.

R65 "Dionne has very good money management skills." -Marlee Matlin

LOL! I know Marlee Matlin is deaf/hard of hearing, but is she also blind?

I adored her psychic friends network infomercial in the early 90s.

I don't know her.

They ripped me off Or I should say my dad out of $600 for a psychic friend phone call.

R140 I sometimes watch those for the kitsch value. The one filmed at the Mall of America is particularly entertaining.

Where is the Aretha fax?

Auntie got high AF and put her wig on backward.

A pop song about rimming?

KLASSY, Dionne.

I am gratified by the generous anal-yses and bullshit guesses about my private life and my persona.

I have no care or interest in bitterness except as a flavor enhancer in my caipirinhas. My Lord knows the fucking purity of my heart. And no one can deliver the beautiful tones I do with a fouled spirit. I'm not an angel, but nearer my God to Thee than these stupid, jealous trash mouths.

Dear dead and rotted-to-her-glory Aretha was not pure in the way my spirit is. She had nasty guilt, and she knew how she never atoned. It hurt her. This legs were as needily open for business as her mouth was open for Lee's Chicken. Not that that's nasty. No. But it's WHO got by those heavy asbestos curtains of hers. That's all I'm saying. Nope. No more. But you can find the stories. Yes you can. But I'm not dirtying myself them. Not on Sunday.

With that, I grace you with my gift. HIS gift. Believe. And buy HIS servants records, 8Tracks, cassettes, cds and online music. God wants you to. Don't risk a fucking smiting.

How did she not win an Oscar for this?

01:07

[quote]No, she absolutely knew Aretha wasn't there.'

That's what made it so funny. Dionne is the Queen of Shade.

What the hell happened with Dionne's finances? She was hugely successful both as a recording artist and as a concert performer and should've been very well-off.

R148. Bloody hilarious

R148 What the hell?!

R148 LOL! That is hilariously bad. It's like satire.

What a cinematic turd

R4 what nose job?!

Has Dionne recorded any other "I'm a nasty, cheap whore" songs?

"Has Dionne recorded any other "I'm a nasty, cheap whore" songs?"

She preferred to live the lifestyle of one rather than record the songs celebrating it.

Miss Baker, you bloated cockroach, enough.

Ain't it enough that I got Damont into the WH as a "Temporary Buttler. That's the title of the people who change The Donald's Dee-Pends and polish the golden throne and hose down the bathroom after him. Once I found out that Damont was an "Asymptomatic Super Spreader" I sent his ass forth to do some good for the country. Damont also has pitched in with the press office cleaning and serving drinks at the Krazy Katholic Kourt Kunt soiree (That bitch is so bad she gets FOUR K's.) and even working with Chris "D'Orka" Christie to get gravy off his tie. And shirt. And jacket. And trousers. And socks. And hair.

COUNTDOWN!

And my plan is working perfectly. I am praying The Donald makes it to the dee-bate so the steroids are at maximum hallucination strength.

So you're fucking welcome. And, Anita, God may forgive you for those last five releases you crapped out before your (were) ree-tired, but my ears won't. With those bat ears you've got flapping on either side of your swelled-up head, it's a wonder you didn't lose your mind every time you opened your mouth.

Oh, wait. You did.

Ms. Warwick is pissed that she still has to work to pay the bills.

Dionne looks like Whitney on that album cover.

[quote]Ms. Warwick is pissed that she still has to work to pay the bills.

What the hell happened with Dionne's finances? She should be a wealthy woman, with the career that she had. There are lots of singers who didn't have half the success she had and are very financially comfortable.

For good times and bad times....

I love her dual status on Datalounge as 1) one of the greatest singers of the late twentieth century, and 2) one of the tackiest celebrity crones alive. And neither role conflicts with the other.

Cardi B's "Where My Wet Ass Pussy Be At" is a nice update on this classic song by Dionne.

Dionne would be B.A..P. Broke Ass Pussy

I got your number HUNTY!

Dionne Warwick Is the Original Queen of Couture The 79-year-old singer opens up about her low-key beauty rituals, the time Marlene Dietrich tossed her entire closet, and her plans to return to the stage.

Dionne overspent, that's what happened. She's always been a shop-a-holic.

Funny thing is, she was never a drug addict or alcoholic so that wasn't where the cash went. She was all about cigarettes, limo rides, and First Class travel. Somehow that got the better of her, and now she barely has enough to keep afloat.

BBQ Ribs and meatballs. Classy.

Hot hors d'oeuvres (no seafood, shellfish or mushrooms) chicken wings, barbecue ribs, little franks, meatballs and egg rolls.

A Cold hors d'oeuvres: ham, sliced turkey, roast beef salami, Swiss cheese and American cheese.

B. Fresh fruit platters sliced pineapples, green seedless grapes, sliced watermelon, sliced honeydew melon, sliced cantaloupe melon and bananas If any of the above fresh fruit is not in season, please contact World Celerity, Inc.

BBQ Ribs and meatballs. Classy.

Hot hors d'oeuvres (no seafood, shellfish or mushrooms) chicken wings, barbecue ribs, little franks, meatballs and egg rolls.

A Cold hors d'oeuvres: ham, sliced turkey, roast beef salami, Swiss cheese and American cheese.

B. Fresh fruit platters sliced pineapples, green seedless grapes, sliced watermelon, sliced honeydew melon, sliced cantaloupe melon and bananas If any of the above fresh fruit is not in season, please contact World Celerity, Inc.

And a mere six ashtrays.

She must've been trying to cut down at the time.

I bet Dionne and Whitney free based a lot of cocaine together

I love dionne’s rider. I’m all about fresh fruit too.

Marlee Martin saying Dionne had good money management skills is shadier than anything Dionne has ever done.

[quote]Funny thing is, she was never a drug addict or alcoholic so that wasn't where the cash went.

And we know it didn't go on good wigs.

Sweetheart, it is my business and my business only where my lips have been, are going or currently located.

If she had only bought stock in Virginia Slims cigarettes. She would have made herself wealthy.

Virginia Slims are shit cigs, they're like smoking warm air.

I thought that album cover was the only time she ever really looked like Whitney.

Sublime. Nobody can sing this difficult song as well as Dionne did. Even Tony Bennett 's version sounds like shit compared to Miss Warwick's.

Got that right. R180.

And Old Warty Tony couldn't keep his hands off me the many times we've been together. Disgusting. He was the type who'd slide up behind you with his hand cupped on your ass and with his salami-and-gin breath wheeze in that not-quite-puberty speaking voice of his, "I'm a back door man, Black Beauty."

I finally held my boot shiv to his neck and asked him if he had ever seen someone open up a voice box like a present under a Christmas Tree.

After that he would just mail me his soiled old-boy briefs. I'd just change the address to Re and write "Can you still get into these, honey?"

And, yes, I have always been about "just the right look" in my couture life.

Sorry, De'Andre, but that gown looks cheap and horrific. You should've stuck with wearing your Bill Cosby sweaters, joggers, and baseball caps. At least that attire would've been more fitting and well within your budget.

Of course, I, on my farewell tour, still looked fabulous.

Did Dionne and Whit free base together?

Cigarettes aren't the only thing she smokes.

I can't believe no one remembers her airport drug bust.

She was dumb not to smuggle her weed up her pussy in the airport. That's how you get that shit past security.

Dionne LOVES reefer!

Dionne was smart to just stick to reefer and leave it at that. She never got into the hard shit.

R185 forgets that a pot-musty puss from the long international flights a True Diva endures gets a man too stoned to FOCUS when he's grazing on a lady's cress leaves.

And since men in that condition either get too rough on my precious delicates or fall asleep with their noses up my couch, NO.

Plus I can only get about 1 1/2 fucking kilos up there before I start to look like a doll stuffed with excelsior. Or I'm someone sitting in the abortion office waiting for a dee-liverance.

No. You. Put. The. Pot. In. Your. Assistant's. Suitcase. With lots of "Oregano" stickers.

Like it's hard nowadays to find some score on the way from the airport to the hotel in any place but Kuwait or hellhole Mecca. THAT was a gig. Some prince wanted to pee on my feet while making those sad-Arab lalalala noises. I grabbed his tongue and started tossing that stuff into his mouth with my scooping-up hand.

And then the fool asked me to fucking marry him. Christ. Dionne Wife Number 17 Warwick bin BenBen?

I told him to piss off and he orgasmatized.

This insufferable bitch needs to keep her gnarled, culturally-appropriating mitts off MY culture's music.

You obviously didn't learn your lesson in Brazil, where your house getting robbed was their way of repaying you for your clumsy, pathetic attempts at bossa nova.

So sit your ample, cheaply-clad ass down, puta, let me show you how it's supposed to be done...en español, with the song's composer accompanying me.

Listen and learn.

Oh dear.

R190 yes I know.

I was referring to her appropriating a Mexican song by a Mexican composer, while also mentioning her sad, sorry "Brazilian" phase.

Try to keep up, dear.

It is "Brasil" to me and all those who love the nation and its music. Singing the world is not fucking "appropriating" shit, you phony. This hate horseshit will next be saying I shouldn't be stealing English because I am from Africa. Fuck you and the Taco Bell you authentically chow down on three time a day. Sorry it has to go through a blend first since those cheap dentures keep you from full enjoyment.

And don't you dare try to come for me, Vikki. You were one of my regular customers in the late Sixties and you never said anything except "Gimme another ten grams and I'll pay the rest when 'Some of These Days' pays off big time, Dee. Pleeeeeeeeaaaase." Oh! You were appropriating Sophie Tucker at the time, Missy. Apropriação, filho da puta. Ptttt.

Now get you gone before I sic my pit bull sweetheart, the great Elza Soares on your ass, being that we have had keep Nippy quarantined because of a bad GOP meal she encountered on a quick trip to Indiana last week. Look Elza up, dumbshit, and check your citations, ass.

Dionne regards anywhere the IRS can’t come after her as her home.

Her voice was shot by the time she did her Cole Porter album in 1990.

Re is sending a fax to tell us where Dionne's lips have been.

It's just taking a while to get here from the afterlife.

Faxing that old stupid assed bitch - Dionne!

From Dee-Dee’s Lips to Cissy’s Ears!

Patti has her Walmart pies and is making millions. Or at least tens of thousands.

Miss Dionne should slap her name on some CBD products. You know she likes the Marijuana. It could help replace that lost income stream from classy products like cancer sticks and psychic hotlines.

People like Patti, though. That helps with shifting units.

Dee Dee dead, r197.

Dionne looks in good shape at r180. I suppose the cigarettes keep her from eating too much.

I see a lot of the usual hussies - or one - are or is making the usual catty catbox scratching sounds after taking their or her tunacrap.

I did not give a fux and Re's fax. Once that cancer metastasized into her fat I knew that meant there was no hope. Since that meant it had gotten to the 80% of her body that was fat. It was sad. I wept for her disgrace but I did get two of those pairs of shoes they squeezed onto her hooves at the never-ending funeral. Sure, I had to pay to get the stains out, but they look better on me than on her old carcass. Alive or dead.

CBD? Please. I have a pot plantation 40 miles west of Rio that is growing 43 varieties of the best gange on the planet. Sure I lose a lot of workers to snakes and cats and something I don't know what to call it - zombie croc? - but I get what's left of them buried. It's win-win. Ka-Ching. Look for my new magazine, "Dee-Weed - A Dionne Living Magazine," which is the start of my new empire.

I have always worked hard and weight has not been a problem. Of fucking course. Svelte. ALWAYS gorgeous. And still innocent.

Unlike Patti the Diabetic Puffball and "the others."

said to be the meanest lady in show biz

Why did someone WW r203?

I wasn’t able to find a photo of William Elliott’s dick.

fuck off to that ancient white racist POSTER that calls himself miss warwicke. F&F the posts and report the thread. attention to Tony at Mediopolis.

I commend her for never getting a nose job like most would have, to change that enormously hideous nostriled honker into a regular nose.

Calm the fuck down r206.

Nope. That bitch is banned. For many good reasons. Get the fuck outta here and don't tell a man what to do R208. F&F all miss warwicke posts. ALWAYS. Mediapolis is still dealing with a lawsuit because of that old white fag. Attention: Tony.

Done and done. What friends are for.

It's just a stupid internet forum r209. Please stop being so dramatic.

Ha. It is an internet forum. But not for that vile racist old white man from Missouri who calls itself miss warwicke. It's not an internet forum for that thing anymore. Wait and see.

R209. Put down the pipe. Reefer or Virginia Slims this time of night.

r206/209/211 is an "ancient white fag" himself. Two of his posts from the "Have You Ever Been Seated Next To A Celebrity" thread:

[quote]I met Ann Miller. At the perfume counter. She was performing Sugar Babies in my town, how would I know? I was 22 years old and didn't know anything about her except that I had to put my mom and aunt up overnight when they came to see Ann and Mickey Rooney. Toronto. 1985.

[quote]Shirley Maclaine sat next to me at the ABT tribute to Fred and Ginger. When Darci Kistler and Peter Martins were dancing divinely in this beautiful number - Shirl grabbed my thigh for a minute. Like with real pressure. Not sexual, just excitement at what we were seeing. Her date was the late Brian Linehan. Trust me, I have much better thighs. She also smiled at me several times and we talked about how beautiful certain moments were. Suzanne Farrell danced that night too, though she had retired a few years earlier. Shirley and Linehan were having a great time too. A lot of laughter. Shirley Maclaine is fun y'all. Or she was 27 years ago.

Is Miss Warwicke also Shirley Q Liquor?

Why am I not seeing any of these Warwicke posts?

Maybe I have that poster on ignore. Tag one of the posts somebody.

miss warwicke is vile on many topics but make no mistake that poster is banned from this site....keep it blocked - it should be gone by morning.

What poster? Erna?

Miss Warwick is hilarious and DL adores her. And she's benn posting recently so WTF ?

R211. has to be Dionne. Hi girl!

looooooove shirley q liqour

look her up

"I commend her for never getting a nose job like most would have, to change that enormously hideous nostriled honker into a regular nose."

The nostrils were the key ingredient to her unique singing style. Since she possessed no power or range, she set herself apart by bleating like a bored farm animal while expelling massive amounts of air through those two hideous, deformed holes in her face. It gave her voice a breathy quality that some people apparently found appealing in the mid-to-late 20th century.

Also, I have it on VERY good authority that Miss Warwick has put those massive nostrils to use in rather, um, interesting and unconventional ways. Especially as she as aged, and certain other orifices have, shall we say, lost their elasticity. Not unlike her vocal cords.

Fail

Hi, R206. Did you ever finish eating that finger you found?

R206/R209/R211 is the same tired broke-ass fool living in a nursing home who uses a computer at the nurses' station. It claims to be "the only black man" on the DL and has called for white "fags" to have their throats cut. It gets pou osts deleted but keeps coming back like its mother's syphilis. And it chases various posters here, including the great Me. Sad. So sad. I love the way it created bios for people. Shit. Missouri?

Go back to the hole you crawled out of, honey. If she'll let you share the space with her johns.

I survived Re's fax. I survived political attacks. I survived contact excema when the Mexicans sprayed the crop. And we all shall survive you.

Feel free to prove it any time.

May I ask why this person keeps adding an "e" at the end this woman's last name? Is it to make it sound more... lemme see... what was the word Jay said a few weeks ago... Oh yes! Grandiose?

Well. No need to rehabilitate this New Jersey hoodrat's reputation. She has de-classed and defamed her name years ago by getting busted on a plane smuggling weed in her purse.

A woman her age smuggling dope is the lowest of low.

A diva shoplifting is lower. Dionne paid for her shit.

[quote]The 79-year-old singer opens up about her low-key beauty rituals,

I'll say they're low-key

[quote] Gals, do you just not look dykey enough? Do you try and try to look like a hardened bull dagger, but never quite get there? Well, Miss Dionne Warwick is here to help! The 79-year-old singer opens up about her low-key beauty rituals.

🤪 😂 😝

R229 I’m 7 days post surgery and your post almost made my staples pop out from laughing so hard!

R228 I mean!

Miss Warwick's lips can attach themselves to my ENT-tire ass after nonpayment for musical services (and espionage services) rendered!

Cheap ass bitch.

I do not understand why at 79 her whole image and persona is that of a 75+ year old man with a crotchety attitude to go along with it!

If Dionne tries to give beauty advice,

Walk on by.

[Quote] If Dionne tries to give beauty advice, Walk on by.

But what if she's got your number...?

I remember seeing an interview she did with Andy Cohen a few years ago and she was wearing a terry sweatsuit.

One she stole from a Big Lots no doubt

Bulldagger

Does she still perform in sweatpants and a golf visor?

Her face looks like an old rawhide. What beauty rituals? Saddle soap?

What is the deal with the golf visors anyway?

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

lol #221

'them hideous flared nostrils'......