Andy Cohen has aged 10 years in 10 months

Gurl's bringing up a baby all on his own.

It’s just all of the Botox and fillers wearing off. Without the enhancements, he looks like the old queen that he is.

It's playing hell on his looks to stay up with the baby all night...whilst he simultaneously trolls for dick and coke on Grindr.

They don’t call me Andy “Cocaine” Cohen for nothing!

Didn't he have COVID? There has been lots of talk from medical experts that there are long term impacts to catching the virus even if you don't get sick, so I'd put it down to COVID.

Payback - at last - for foisting the cocksucking "Housewives" on us.

Ugly soul, ugly mug.

I hope he leaves Anderson Cooper alone at last.

He's letting his hair go grey, I think it suits him, kinda pretty

Yep, he has become half Epstein and half his father within the year.

He chastised the attractive older blonde woman from Below Deck about facial fillers and Botox when she was on Watch What Happens Live. It went something like this: “Did you get MORE filler? Oh, Sweetie! You need to stop! It’s aging.”

Nice to see the chickens come home to roost. That really bothered me. Not only was he being an asshole on air to her but he’s *sort of* a network boss, as I’m sure she’s required to do WWHL to promote the show and that felt to me like a kind of harassment. Now we get to see him without a face full of needle juice.

Hmm a posting that mentions Epstein and andrenochrome - two of Q Anon's favorite obsessions.

R10 I don’t know what adenochrome is but I mentioned Epstein at R9 because Andy resembles Epstein. And as his sudden, rapid facial aging advances, he looks more like Epstein every day.

I don’t think observing the obvious makes a person a conspiracy theorist.

Oh R10, mea culpa. I hadn’t clicked on the OP link. Now I get the context of your comment. Still, the Reddit headline seems as if the adenochrome mention was written to be read sarcastically...

OP obviously posted the Reddit post and then came here to spam his own post.

The timestamps show the Reddit post when up moments before this one did.

He's disgusting to women, R9. He casts the most emotionally unstable ones as Housewives and gloats and enriches himself from their humiliation. I don't know how this isn't illegal! Wasn't there a suicide attempt by a spouse already?

Your quote sounds so condescending, would he ever talk down to a man like this? "Sweetie", "You need to", "Lemme tell you what to do with your own face", UGH!

He's vile. Someone needs to explain to me how he has any friends and a career. I can't imagine anyone liking him.

Wow, fantastic detective skills there R13... though I wasn’t trying to conceal that I posted both... it was the easiest way to link the side by side comparison photo for my post here. Is that allowed?

At least R12 understood the sarcasm 🙄 Get bent R13

How dare you, OP! YOU MUST NEVER TEAR DOWN AN OUT GAY MAN!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!

Probably related somehow-assuming the families originated in Eastern Europe.

R14 He is always condescending and he always calls them ‘Sweetie.’ And women and men seem to love it. He is at his worst during the Housewives reunions, and I have heard even the most seemingly unlikely male celebrities make reference to ‘poor Andy trying to control the Housewives at a reunion.’ Bravo has somehow created its own protective bubble in contemporary culture in which is can depict adult women as daft, wild creatures who need to be controlled by men and I just don’t get it.

I used to be a fan and then a friend of mine—a black woman in her 60s—told me she used to watch Atlanta but she was so distraught by the way black women are shown that she stopped and now resents the series. I asked her why she has to interpret the women of Atlanta as representing all black women when the white women of other cities don’t represent all white women and she made a convincing case to me based on (pre-Potomac) no other black women being shown, the physical fighting shown on Atlanta being so much greater than on the other cities, showing many black men being arrested or fighting on camera whereas the crimes from other franchises are white collar and never depicted on camera, etc. I just have such a distaste for the whole network now. And since I know that Bravo is owner by NBC, the network that also protected Matt Lauer and which Ronan Farrow says would not allow him to air any of his evidence against Weinstein, it’s just made me see the whole NBC enterprise unfavorably.

What is adrenochrome?

R14 There was a suicide attempt by a spouse. A successful one—eg, a suicide. Taylor Armstrong’s husband Russell from Beverly Hills killed himself because of financial crimes but also because of pressure from how he was depicted on the show. He seemed pretty horrible, but I rewatched the first season and Bravo’s treatment of him was remarkable. Taylor repeatedly referred to her husband as being a cowboy from Texas and a man’s man, etc., and all of the other women were shown throughout the season laughing at him, mocking his masculinity, basically calling him a geeky pussy and asking how Taylor can see him as a tough guy. During season two she revealed marriage problems in part from how they were shown during season one, and then he killed himself and then she revealed he had been abusing her.

R20, Russell was indeed a geeky pussy. Taylor and Russell could've schooled Dorit and PK on how to be grifters. What's Taylor's real name...Shauna Something. She used to pretend to be an heir to the Ford Motor Company, for crying out loud. She'd seduce the men investors and Russell (if that was his real name) would move in for the kill to get the $$$. I just hope their poor daughter turned out okay. What was her name...Kennedy or Lincoln?

R21 Kennedy. They threw her a $50,000 (or something) second or third birthday party that she was of course oblivious to.

He needs to cut his hair

Acre o chrome is a compound made from adrenaline I believe. The Q Anon kooks believe liberals kill and eat babies to harvest the compound to keep them young.

Absolutely awful! How come the shows weren't pulled after that? This is beyond going too far for entertainment.

Andy Cohen looks like a psychopath who has built an empire of misogyny and mental abuse. This isn't a joke. This thing needs to be stopped.

I never know which of his eyes I'm supposed to be looking at.

He lost a lot of blood with the delivery.

R25 Where have you been for the last 15 years? His/Bravo’s reality TV empire has been progressively contributing to the degradation and decay of our culture. Kathy Griffin tried to expose him for pressuring her to snort cocaine before she went on his talk show and the general reaction was that something was wrong with her for not appreciating his offer. He is very Trumpy in a way. The more vile he is, the more unprofessional, and the worse his employees treat one another on TV, the more his fan base loves him. He claims to oppose Trump, but his favorite Housewives such as Ramona and LuAnn are Trumpsters and not quiet about it off camera. One thing at least DL can agree on is that he paid a woman to push out his baby for attention. His show made binge drinking on live TV cool and encouraged his employees’ alcoholism so that the world could laugh at their degradation. Since the beginning on his talk show, he has had 18-25 year old half naked male ‘models’ serve drinks and he had implied strongly that he fucks many of these paid models. If he were straight, this would be a problem but straight women seem to love his assholishness. He also singlehandedly has discredited Anderson Cooper in many people’s eyes. For years, Cooper was regarded as an old-fashioned personality-free journalist who was able to come out as gay with no scandal because he was so respected, and now he’s Andy Cohen’s giggling fey sidekick who travels around the country charging people to listen to talk about themselves and then fucking fans after the show. Cohen is just an utterly corruptive force.

R28 and he never forgets to say something degrading, too personal and/or sexual about Cooper on live TV, thus destroying his image even further.

I think he's trying to become Cooper - he started dressing and doing his hair like him, got the same friends, got the same dog, named his son after Cooper's boyfriend and did everything possible that their names are forever linked in the public mind and on the internet.

Complete personality theft and destruction of the host. I don't know why Anderson hasn't swatted this parasite off yet.

Which is odd because you know he does not raise his baby by himself.

[quote] For years, Cooper was regarded as an old-fashioned personality-free journalist who was able to come out as gay with no scandal because he was so respected, and now he’s Andy Cohen’s giggling fey sidekick who travels around the country charging people to listen to talk about themselves and then fucking fans after the show.

I agree with this. I liked Anderson before he was constantly with Andy. All the time. Now, he seems like just a celebrity journalist. When Andy started facetiming with Anderson before the RHOBH reunion started, I thought "why is a so-called journalist doing this!?".

“...named his son after Cooper's boyfriend...”

What the fuck?

I’d say that can’t be true, but with Cohen it’s safer to assume it is true.

Is Andy Cohen the guy with the egg-shaped penis?

R32, well the baby's name (Ben) is the same as (now ex) bf's name, so it's safe to assume. I don't know why he did it but, together with all the other copycat behaviour, it looks really creepy to me.

Anderson did not like this post by Cohen. I can’t decide if Cohen was trying to help his friend out and get him a bunch of proposition DMs or if he really was trying to embarrass him.

Anderson Cooper seems genuinely shy and awkward but he also chose to pair himself with attention-desperate Kathy Griffin and Andy Cohen, and he has hosted reality TV shows, his own failed talk show, etc., and seems to be a total starfucker. I assume Cooper is getting what he asked for in his relationship with Cohen, but it is nevertheless very disappointing. He had reached ‘iconic TV journalist’ status with the blue eyes and white hair and blank stare, and now he’s a clown’s sidekick.

But what could he possibly be getting out of these "friendships", R35? He does have the passion for riff-raff of the true aristocrat but this has gone on for too long and he's not that stupid. I'm guessing Cohen has something on him.

Uh, lemme just add that ACoop looks HAWT in these photos!!! Yum yum daddy! He looked kinda rough on New Year's eve but now I can telax - he's hot again.

And no, Cohen was definitely not doing him a favour by posting these photos without his permission and clearly against his wishes.

*relax^, sorry

[quote] Since the beginning on his talk show, he has had 18-25 year old half naked male ‘models’ serve drinks and he had implied strongly that he fucks many of these paid models

DL ass fave and former baseball player Anthony Recker was a bartender twice on WWHL. Hmmmm?

[Quote] got the same dog, named his son after Cooper's boyfriend

I went, Oh Andy! as i misread this as "named his dog after Cooper's boyfriend".

Andy commodified his dog Wacha up the wazoo...and then dumped the poor creature when his engineered human came along.

I completely agree with R41. Getting an animal is for a life time, not just until a newer toy becomes available.

He really did that to his dog!? What a dick. People who do that to their dogs without any hesitation--as I'm sure was the case with Andy--shouldn't be trusted.

Does he still leech off Bruce POZzi?

Adremochrome has done WONDERS for MY complexion!!!

Andy Cohan

If Sylvia Rivera can have her portrait hanging in the National Gallery in DC, then Mr. Cohen can have a statute erected in Abingdon Square where he is an icon of gay circuit queens.

Anything is possible in America bitches!

I saw a promo on Bravo for WWHL the other day and he does look older!

R48 Fillers get absorbed within 3-8 months. We are going on month seven of home isolation.

Facial wasting

Cohen faked his Corona for attention and the press just let it go. If anyone spent 5 minutes going over his timeline - he is the only person in the world you got Covid and recovered in 5 days.

R51 A lot of people have had it with no symptoms. But yeah I haven’t heard of anyone else who was seriously symptomatic and magically better in a week. And then he said he was denied being able to donate plasma because he is gay, but then the gay ban was lifted and I don’t think he ever mentioned it again...

He has candid photos posted from December in which he looks almost as old, just better groomed. But all the in-studio photos from Bravo make him look 15 years younger. I noticed years ago when he posted a really creepy selfie in an elevator with John Mayer that he looks very Epsteinesque from a direct view. Bravo always tapes him from a more flattering lower angle that changes the shape of his face to something less Frankensteinian, and their lighting obviously is very flattering.

This is what Anderson has been reduced to: Andy’s ghostly sidekick.

Pimping out the dog before he threw it in the trash.

He needs a haircut plain and simple. I had my hair cut last week, first time in six months...well except for snipping a bit here and there by myself. I feel so much better this week, much more energized. Scraggly grey hair on a 50 something man is not attractive.

Isn’t he 60-something?

R42:

I don't get it.

R56 not true. Colbert grew long, greying and scraggly hair in quarantine and looks even hotter than before. Cohen is simply ugly and, this time, shit at a realistic angle. His vile soul is starting to creep out on his mug as well.

Shot, lmao^

Well Colbert is better looking and he has better hair.

Andy “Cocaine” Cohen is a ghoul

When he had his 1x1 with LuAnne so she could announce her divorce, she was totally devastated but Andy was almost vibrating with gleee at what it would do for the ratings. That’s his MO.. joy out of the hardship of others as long as it translates to those Neilsom Numbers. He’s ruined the entire franchise. It went from mindless fun about rich bitches, charity parties & drunk vapid women.. to absolute trash tv where the more of an aggressive bully you are the more he rewards you.

I had to stop watching when everyone was ganging up on one person and the entire episode was all of them just screaming at each other. Oh what fun that is to watch

[quote] Neilsom Numbers

The governor of California?

R64 smart ass

R64 smart ass

Andy always looks bored now.

Like he is bored of Ben already in year two.

He needs a sperm facial.

Andy fancies himself a creative "Artsy-Type", but in reality he's the leader of an enterprise that is half two-penny carnival, and the other half an exploitative circus sideshow. Andy's really more akin to a coked-up carnie, only better dressed.

R68 They tried that recently, but he kept licking it all off!

did andy and consuelos really fuck?

is that why kelly is ben’s grandma?

is andy jealous of andy cooper?

R72 He probably was until he got that shrill queen under his thumb

I bequeathed Andy his vibes.

Has someone mentioned that Anderson dumped Andy from the New Years Eve show? Guess Andy really got on Anderson's bad side.

This has to be stated AGAIN and on seemingly every Andy thread. He is not responsible or to be "credited" for the Housewives franchise . He latched himself onto it and never corrected people's assumptions that he was heavily involved. He now has a vanity EP title for the series that was negotiated for him to leave his VP of Programming role at Bravo, but he has no power or sway with how the shows are cast, etc

When is will he make his acting debut as Jeffrey Epstein?

Also: I predict bad/drastic/obvious plastic surgery procedures in his future. I have a sixth sense about this sort of thing.

He had long hair in the 80s. His hair is getting longer and longer in quarantine. I predict that as his star dwindles and he craves more attention, and as his face ages and he can't cope, Andy will overhaul himself as Andrea and will join Caitlyn Jenner as a transgender Republican mother with a steadily growing roster of public enemies.

does ben look like his mom?

There’s a joke about messy Andy in the NYC gay community, among those who’ve fucked or known someone who’s fucked Andy: “What does Andy Cohen have in common with a Hotel Maid? They’ll both clean up your cum and leave a piece of chocolate on your pillow.”

R80 Lololol gross

I know he claims to be a power top but I assume he’s one of those power tops you invite over who suddenly has his big hairy ass in the air?

And we all know they don’t call him Andy Cocaine Cohen for nothing but does he also parTy party? I could see him all hopped up on tek and g

Andy is like Eddie from AbFab in "Sex" when the film at the end reveals that Eddie was too drunk and high to participate in the orgy.

There is something incredibly sad and depressing about Andy, like he feels utter shame for being such a needy bottom, and he needs alcohol and drugs to cope with that.

Like, honestly: Embrace the pleasure you receive from bottoming. You can be successful at your career and enjoy dick up your ass. Anyone who thinks less of you for being gay and / or a bottom is not worth doing business with, because he surely will try to screw you over since he does not see you as his equal anyway.

Whatever happened to that buff little student he was fucking years ago?

Has Andy ever been in a relationship?

He seems like a guy who can’t share his life with anyone.