Who is your favorite Friend of Cockgobbler Aaron?

Which was the one he was playing tonsil hockey with at some party and reaching into his pants? That one.

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R1 That would be Unidentified Coachella Exhibitionist Whore No. 4,724.

Aaron Schock is SO unattractive to me, always has been. Beady eyes, pursed mien--an essentially rodent face.

His outlandishly trampy behavior over the last year or so feels profoundly disrespectful to me, given his conservative Republicanism that every single day does evil to gay people and to the millions of Americans who work every day and without ever being able to afford to travel and whore around the world like he can.

He is evil

Just to be clear, it is totally normal for a congressional intern to work out with his congressman boss shirtless, right? This is standard with Mitch McConnell and Bernie Sanders, I’m sure.

Also wading in the pool with the boss in Beverly Hills, even though your job is, you know, in Washington, D.C..

I Loathe "Tilapia Tulsi" !!!

And it’s definitely not unusual for the Congressman to tell his intern to pack his nuts into the tiniest shorts he can find before their half-naked hike in the hills of Hollywood...

Future Leaders of America Aaron and Tulsi discuss their extraordinary leadership in Congress!

R9, what's wrong with that?

Aaron kindly gives some time to Ronan Farrow even though he is clearly all prepped and ready to head out to the gay clubs!

Is there any self reflection on the part of the average Peoria voter about Cockgobbler's antics? Like 'gee, we just got totally suckered into voting for this globetrotting homo. Maybe we need to question the Republican party's candidates a bit more.'

Eliad was flaunting his FB, er friend, Aaron on Instagram until the whole Coachella public jackoff debacle blew up and caused backlash. Then he seemed to drop Aaron like a sack of hot potatoes...

...except he fucked up and allowed someone to photograph Aaron servicing him with sunscreen in Brazil...

More Aaron and Tulsi playing Grown Up People With Jobs!

Tulsi, here’s Aaron’s butthole. I’m assuming a Google alert of your name brought you here and thought your homophobic Hawaiian ass would want to see Aaron’s homophobic dirty hole for sale to the highest male bidder. :)

Should Donald Trump be on the list? Aaron challenged him to the ice bucket challenge, and this was before Trump was even a presidential candidate.

Men of integrity!

They're two wild and crazy guys!

What about I’m-not-gay-but-look-at-my-cock-on-OnlyFans-fashion-model Nick Sandell?

Of course there’s also the owner of Barry’s Bootcamp...he’s out, married to a man, raising a child, and markets Barry’s Bootcamp to the gays...while being BFFs with Aaron Schock, who tried to deny marriage and hate crimes protections by law.

More Barry’s

More Barry’s

Also Sam Smith

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Is Barry's Bootcamp a brothel? I'm just making that assumption since Cockgobbler spent so much time there.

R27 I feel like Kurian and Barry’s were both part of “the network” that connected him with generous benefactors, and the intern, Alec and the young studs are Aaron’s contributions to the network.

R28 This is all very fascinating as an outsider, so you get recruited into this inner ring of escorting, and then like a pyramid scheme you need to bring so many recruits in too? Is that how you buy your way out or is it paying off some kind of debt you incur by becoming part of the inner circle?

[quote]Is that how you buy your way out or is it paying off some kind of debt you incur by becoming part of the inner circle?

Paying it whoreward.

R6 & R9 well of course it is, it’s the new millennium and small heads rule the day.

R17 Oh God, not that tired old crusty shit stained ass again. Somebody please tell me that he has since discovered that new invention called soap and water.

Two points. One... The guy on the far right in op's original pic looks just like a pig. I wouldn't be able to quit laughing long enough to get a boner with him. And two... The cockgobbler needs to bleach his asshole or at least wash it every now and then. That thing looks dirty. That said, I would fuck him hard as long as the lights were off and it wasn't my sheets getting ruined.

I think as a community, we don't discuss how disturbing Mark Kurian is.

Eliad Cohen, of course!

What does "Sniff sniff" imply? Cocaine usage?

Don't forget Aaron's unwitting Coachella 2019 buddies, Tyler Tixier, Keith Anthony, Rob Masi, William Rossi.

Each one of them said, "I don't know her!"

Uh-Oh. OP, you have a major omission on your list. Our very own , FCG, Friend of Cockgobbler. Unless of course is OP.

Alec Rugo and Eliad Cohen are cock and cock!

Yes, hateful, racist, self-hating, happily homophobic should be on the List!

Coachella 2019 trash, Rob Masi.

Which is the teeny little one who throws money around? He's my favorite.

Where is Adam Kinzinger on that list, who, in all likelihood, befriended Aaron in the biblical sense?

Mark Kurian is the little one who throws money around and who attracts all the expensive model boys who flock to him and his Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine, which is a partnership with Lisa Vanderpump and which DEFINITELY IS NOT INVOLVED in a high-price prostitution ring. DEFINITELY NOT. So don’t even think it.

Fun fact: Mark Kurian used to list on his Twitter and IG profiles that he was the vice chairman of the LGBT teen suicide prevention charity the Trevor Project. But he was not. He was never a member of their board at all, according to the organization. And they told him several times to remove that info from his profiles and he finally did, and then made his Twitter profile private. So who knows what else he tells people?

Oh well, a good morally upstanding friend like 🦃🦃 is sure to keep him in line.

Rugo and Cohen are winning. Not coincidentally, both are mostly naked in most of the photos they post.

The one in the middle in the OP photo looks like Pete Buttigieg's butt baby.

Aaron looks gorgeous at R44.

R46 That’s Aaron’s intern/nakedfriend Ryan. He wrote an op-ed in support of his boss/nakedfriend in a Peoria newspaper!

“Schock targeted for being young, successful Republican”

“ This summer I worked as an unpaid intern in U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock's Washington, D.C., office.

The congressman constantly voiced his appreciation for his interns' work serving the people of central Illinois. He also took us out on an "intern night" to further show his appreciation – nothing out of ordinary practice for a congressman expressing gratitude for his interns' work.”

R44 Oh my good, I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of this Mark Kurian creature. He is so strange and repulsive. Where did she come from, who does she know and what does she want to become? It’s hard to believe that people like this exist, he is such a caricature and could make Truman Capote look masculine and normal. Please share more info on him or start a thread about him.

R49 Mark Kurian needs a reality show. The bizarre-ness would be right up there with Tiger King.

I can’t get on board with mocking Kurian’a appearance, but I definitely think the way he attaches himself to 20-something male models like a pilot fish deserves attention.

He’s the editor (owner?) of this Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine thing that has employed Lisa Vanderpump’s daughter, and which Vanderpump seems to have a financial stake in. It was part of a storyline on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, in which Vanderpump and Dorit Kemsley feuded over a jewelry photoshoot. Nicole Kidman has been on the magazine’s cover.

Meanwhile, the guy in charge is this strange little creature who runs an Instagram account that features him with what could be Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher sluts hanging all over him, he appeared to have been the Cockgobbler’s first and closest friend as soon as the Cockgobbler moved to L.A., he has a saves Instagram story documenting how he drove to Texas to pick up some young stud and move him to L.A.—including creepy video taken in their motel of the young guy being filmed by Kurian naked in their motel room—and he pretended to be on the board of a gay teen suicide prevention charity.

What in the hell is his deal? Is he as fucked up as the Trumps? Epstein? Worse?

I do wonder if he is involved in brokering the deals with whomever is generously sponsoring the Cockgobbler’s many trips to India, Turkey, UAE, Brazil and Mexico...

Troll at R51, nothing you posted is nearly as bad as what Trump and Epstein have done.

Homophobic asshole.

Hmm

Why is that midget always wearing an Arab prayer schmata around his neck?

R54 Signaling to the Turks and Emiratis that he has fresh man meat to ship abroad?

His neon white fake teeth are quite off-putting. But, I guess they have their benefits. If he finds himself in a very dark place without a flashlight he can just smile to illuminate the general area.

R56 Aren’t teeth like that a mandatory requirement for living in southern California?

So Kurian and Andrew Neighbors have a long intimate past and it looks like any and all “professional” modeling Andrew has done has been at the behest and on the dime of Kurian and his magazine. For a luxury brand magazine about Beverly Hills there seems to be a lot of soft core porny images of young fit men in its pages. So there must be a connection between Schock and Neighbors, if only as Eskimo Sisters being whored out to the same johns arranged by Kurian.

R58 BINGO.

Finally. Ugh.

What took anyone so long to put these obviously matched puzzle pieces together?

So is Kurian the Beverly Hills Gay Madam matching struggling fit men with wealthy and worldly mentoring daddies?

Politics aside, the brain of a gay man will discount all personal feeling against Mr. Schock and fuck him until the sun rises with that great ass. His ass is truly a nice well exercised cum dumping machine. I'm in all the way.

R61 Icky.

I nominate Baruch Shemtov! There is no way these two didn't fuck.

R63 Oh I forgot all about that slut! He went to Harvard just like Tyra Banks! And yes, he and the Gobbler still follow one another on IG. They cross-posted non-professional photos frequently for a while.

And Baruch is so tiny and so overbuilt he turned himself into a fiddler crab.

A Mark Kurian reality show would be hilarious. Here’s the pitch: If you like “Vanderpump Rules,” you’ll love “Sex Dwarf!” Watch Mark pretend to edit his so-called magazine! Watch vacuous twinks pretend to intern at Mark’s so-called magazine! Watch Mark unhinge his jaw to put in his comically huge mail-order dentures! Watch Mark send various “interns” off to “photo shoots” all over the world!

[quote] They cross-posted non-professional photos frequently for a while.

"Non-professional"? Everything Aaron posts is in support of his profession -- the world's oldest one.

R67 Yes, but in this sense, I mean not pretending to be journalist and interview-worthy subject as in the above video. I mean they just posted and liked photos of one another’s hard bodz.

R65, does he share the cockgobbler's roids?

Not all guys look good muscular. Baruch is one of them. Sad 'cause he used to be hot.

Rugo tagged himself at this “private members club” (The jokes write themselves!) last night...one must assume the Gobbler is in tow. The website says the club is for the famous, the well to do and the well-heeled.

Before that, at the Macakizi Hotel in Turkey. The cheapest single room there goes for $535 per night.

It REALLY pays to steal public funds as a congressman and to get chased out of Washington for financial fraud, doesn’t it?

Makes you wonder if Andrew Neighbors has been pimped out by Kurian?

OK, let’s get real here. Conventionally ‘hot’ young people rarely hang around or especially picture themselves on Instagram with people who are not likewise ‘hot’ unless those people are family members or lifelong friends.

Conventionally ‘hot’ people who cultivate social media presences dedicated to showing their unclothed bodies are far, far less likely to do this.

So when you have a young guy who effectively looks like a gay porn star, whose social media accounts are dedicated to advertising his body, and who broadcasts himself in photos with a borderline little person whose face appears to be affected by chromosomal defects, it’s time to ask questions. When said little person operates social media and a luxury print magazine in which his primary company is young guys who look like gay porn stars, you can be certain of the nature of their relationship.

Come on, guys. Come on. I mean, COME ON. We all know what Kurian is doing. We know the nature of his relationship with Schock and with all the 20-something studs he pictures himself with.

How is it that Heidi Fleiss was sent to prison and this guy and Aaron are free to do what they do so publicly?

I am neither a fan of the terms “gay face” or “smelling the cookies,” which was completely new to me until I arrived here, but if ever there was a place that was there very definition of them it’s Mark Kurian’s IG. Even people like Lisa Vanderpump, who was just a name to me before looking into this guy and should be a DL icon or punching bag (I’m not sure which) her husband comes off with gay face as does Kurian’s father. It’s like a special filter or something that adds it along with over bleached teeth. Speaking of that, this man looks like while the rest of him stopped growing his teeth did not, it’s very strange. They also seem to be lit from within somehow.

Besides the gay face and bleach teeth filter, in most pictures he’s clutching at them he’s Ursula from the Little Mermaid and he’s just stolen from them their greatest gift. He’s many times in some wrap or pashmina that is only inches away from a caftan. Many look like they are trying to convey a message of “help, I’m being held here against my will!” or that it is a required photo in some scheme where they are being blackmailed. And in the way that all of Ryan Murphy’s boy toys look alike when you line them up, the men (or more rightly boys) he’s pictured with all take on a uniform look.

There seems to only be white people in his uniformed faux Beverly Hills world, they all seem to be 23-27, even if like Ricky Martin here we know they are older. They tend to be buff and manscaped within an inch of their lives and they seemed to be doe eyed or maybe that’s a reaction to what ever powerful elixir that he has drugged them with to gain their compliance. His IG just might be a trophy case of his Bill Cosby like pursuits for all we know? Or maybe it’s his look book for his wealthy clientele to chose who they would like to purchase for the night? I am shocked (shocked!) I tell you, to not find a picture of him with Dylan Geick on his IG. But maybe the world of sugar daddies and their babies is different from that of high end call boys?

Insiders please share more info and stories about this fascinating and disturbing little man who deems himself the Anna Wintour of Beverly Hills.

Is Jonathan Cheban part of this exclusive gay circle of friends? He is a good friend of Kanye and Kim, but maybe not pretty enough or too far in the closet still to publicly hang out with the Cockgobbler.

R75 I have never seen that face associated with the Schock. He doesn’t really fit the bill for a Barry’s Bootcamp generic porn stud, so he’d have to he a John or a “network hub” like Kurian.

I ran into Schock on Fire Island.

1. He's teensy. LIke 5'7. 2. The body is undeniable. He's pure muscle. 3. He's this weird mahogany color that no one from Peoria shares. 4. His face is kinda withered. I'm not saying he has some illness, it's just that he's so fat-free that he looks haggard. 5. He's *super queeny. Like his flouncing stood out on the boardwalks of Cherry Grove.

He winked at me as we passed each other and then waved. I think I had a shot with him. But nothing happened.

R77 Ew.

Ewww David!

Whichever one betrays him is my favorite.

Who's that creepy midget on the rhs in OP's pic? Foul.

If I'm gonna pay for a hooker, I want his anus to be pink. Not brown.

His ass is legendary....it really is pretty perfect.

Aaron's PERFECT ass!

Again, I personally wouldn’t fuck him, but looking at r84 I can see why Adam Kinzinger allegedly enjoys doing so.

[quote]Who is your favorite Friend of Cockgobbler Aaron?

Satan.

R86 Troll.

Everyone has one thing to offer. His value certainly is not in his head or his heart.

[quote] His ass is legendary....it really is pretty perfect.

As much as I hate to admit it, it really is. All that time at Barry’s has paid off, and that ass is so fuck’n fuckable, he just fuck’n needs to concentrate on keeping it clean.

He’s a meathead.

There are so many gay meatheads with similar asses who didn’t try to make being you illegal.

Find another meathead to lust over.

How is a dirty, hairy ass "perfect"? Y'all are some nasty bitches.

It’s not “dirty.” That’s just the color of his hole.

Most white men’s holes are darker than the skin on their buttocks.

That’s not shit, you fucking scat queen.

Pathetic life. I just don’t undestand it.

I don't pay that much attention to him, OP/ .

It makes me sad for you that he's such a huge part of your fantasy life.

I’m the OP of this one and I am not . I have only ever visited TikTok through ’s awful clickbait links.

[quote] That’s not shit, you fucking scat queen.

I don't recall saying it was. But it looks NASTY! You just go on keeping your standards low, sweetie.

So while we’re discussing holes, who are the ones that have the pretty pink ones? Is it just redheads and strawberry blondes? Can anyone have one?

Two beautiful faces in conversation to start your Sunday!

Oh honey, we've all been blocked by Miss Schock on Instagram ages ago. Back when he was still straight! You're gonna have to directly post that pic for us.

R100 Click the link. It’s the Gorgeous Mark Kurian interviewing one of his twink-jock ‘friends,’ not the Cockgobbler himself.

Like I said, she blocked me on Instagram (along with many other here). This is what I see when I click the link:

I've only been banned by two IGers, William O'Connor for asking about the quadrouple, and the lawyer for that doctor company in BH or WeHo that's for bottoms only.

I was never interested enough in CG to pose any questions in his IG. If I were to tell his co-whore Alec what I think of either of them, he'd shut me down in a second.

Ms. Schock has a VERY quick trigger finger!

Seems an odd business model to (allegedly!) solicit money for sex and also to block people who ask you about your services! I know it’s illegal and all, but he already somehow got charged with 24 felony counts of stealing money from US Congress for personal luxuries and found a way to get away with all the crimes, so you’d think a little pimping and whoring to foreign officials in adversarial countries would be no problem at all!

I wonder how Jonathon is getting his dick & ass fix these days. Last I checked that queen had locked himself down with a wife and a baby. Interesting choice!

R106 Il est un auteur!

Elle est une artiste!

One cannot expect someone of such creative brilliance to be able to choose among their many passions! His wife understands this, that to forbid his dalliances would be akin to clipping the wings of an albatross before she takes flight over the Atlantic. How would she soar?!

Instahos are overrated. The best looking man on that list is Paul Ryan.

Oh yeah, a regular supermodel.

I think his unofficial endorsement of P90x was the death knell for P90x as a trend.

Yes he is, square jaw, beauitful eyes. And a very classically masculine look thats not overpreened like a lot of the instahos.

In all seriousness, how does he make a living? Does he come from money?

"Corruption is WRONG! Unless I can be part of it."

R112 He's a prostitute. Most of the men he hangs out with are known prostitutes as well. He's been hooking for years now. I thought everyone on DL was aware

r111 and r108 disgust me.

Paul Ryan *does* have big dick face. Aaron, could you chime in? Confirm or deny?

And muscles that aren't a ridiculous size

Funny, I have watched videos on YouTube of this girl from Germany who lives in Cleveland and discusses cultural and language differences. One of the things she found most bizarre was Americans’ love of a “strong jawline.” She said people here have complimented her on hers, and she had no idea what jawline meant. She tried to find a German translation and could not find one because there is no German concept or awareness of a jawline. So her friends explained that the jawline is the bone at the bottom of the face, exactly as it sounds, and she was just baffled. A bone is sexy? Why is a bone sexy? What does this mean? Who came up with this?

R118 Honey are you asking why some traits are popularly considered attractive and not others? Different cultures just like different things. I for one, have never found cheekbones to have any correlation to attractiveness. But some people go gaga over them.

I agree the jaw thing seems somewhat specific to America. Most of the west got its standards for beauty from Greece and Rome and they were not overly concerned with jaws if you look at a lot of those busts.

Even more important, what the hell does lanterned jaw mean and how does one translate that into German?

I have no real basis for this, but I feel like the square-jaw-is-sexy thing is directly related to this Superman/übermensch notion that is associated specifically with American exceptionalism. Superman always has been drawn with an exceptionally square jaw and always has been conflated with American nationalism and supremacy. So with this as the icon of the ‘perfect’ American man basically serving as a template of the blond version used on Nazi posters, it seems like this may have influenced our lust for squared machinelike jaws.

[quote]4. His face is kinda withered. I'm not saying he has some illness, it's just that he's so fat-free that he looks haggard.

Aaron had a prematurely wizened, dried-up quality long ago, even in his fuschia-gingham-and-turquoise-belt days. Even his Men's Health shoot evinced an unsettling dissonance between the studly young body and old-troll face.

This was taken while he was still one of the youngest members of Congress on record.

I thought all the girls were pumping ass fat into their faces to combat this?

R164 He’s had Botox and fillers to look more like Doogie Howser since he was indicted on 24 felony counts and “caught” jerking off a guy in the middle of a large crowd Coachella.

Unfortunately, Botox and fillers apparently cause your hair to fall out! Or at least in his case, since he is going BALD BALD BALD.

Bald

Bald!

CUNT

Beady eyes. That's what does his face in.

Great ass for 40 years on planet earth. Better ass than our DL mutual friend Jussie Smollett. Jussie must not be pleased with that news.