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Three, new Trump yard signs in Bucks County, PA fit snugly up my poop chute

I always return the yard signs to their original owners and upright positions after I lather them up with Crisco and Make America Gape Again.

But does anyone know how to bang yourself with a wooden stake without getting splinters through the rectum?

Tips appreciated.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 8411/06/2020

Come on, the Borises on DL must be FLOODED with tips.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 109/22/2020

This election will be decided by yard signs.

They're the scientifically accurate predictor.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 209/22/2020

Gee, I wonder why Boris only engages on threads Boris creates?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 309/22/2020

Channel your energies elsewhere, OP.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 409/22/2020

Said the Boris to the people who know better.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 509/22/2020

Should I be concerned if I discover lube and fecal matter on a new yard sign stick before I've had my way with it?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 609/23/2020

It's amazing how every time the Pennsylvania Yard Sign Troll sees a dozen more Trump signs overnight, Biden goes up in the Pennsylvania polls!

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 48%

TRUMP: 42%

Sept. 14-20 Franklin & Marshall College

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 709/23/2020

Not now, Kanye.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 809/23/2020

R7, you should really look at things like margin of error. That poll may have Biden up 6 but the MoE is 7.8.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 909/23/2020

I don't think bacteria, sepsis and what not can't kill a filthy, fat ho like OP though.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1009/23/2020

And Trump has never won a Pennsylvania poll in 4 years.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1109/23/2020

Including this OTHER poll released today, where Biden is ABOVE the MoE in Pennsylvania, as usual:

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 49

TRUMP: 45

CNBC/Change Research Sept. 18-20

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1209/23/2020

Just wait until all the polling dates come AFTER Ginsburg's death.

Big Biden boost and ugly reminders of Trump and the Senate all through October's Supreme Court debacle.

Good times!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1309/23/2020

I'm not sure what's going on here with this goatse but Pepe the Frog's lost his twigs and berries. Poor little incel!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1409/23/2020

-10000000000000/10

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1509/23/2020

R12, it's not "as usual". He's polling within the margin of error on most polls in the state. Of the 11 most recent polls, he's only outside the MOE on three.

University of Wisconsin came out with a poll today with Biden +4 among Likely Voters that has a MOE of 4.63 and what's striking about the UW poll is when you compare registered voters from the last poll to this poll, Biden went from +9 to +5.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1609/24/2020

r9/ r16, you really should look at things like the Margin of Error in this brand, new poll by YouGov.

BIDEN IS ABOVE IT!

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 49%

TRUMP: 44%

Sept. 10 - 21. YouGov.

Tell us what a crap pollster YouGov is and why Trump can't win a poll in PA?

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1709/24/2020

R17 you do realize that Biden is down significantly from the last UW/YouGov poll. And the same poll also polled Likely Voters, which shows Biden +4 with a MoE of 4.66.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1809/24/2020

And it's part of an upward swing for Biden. Just wait until new polls only contain surveys from AFTER Ginsburg's death.

Trump is trying to steal another Supreme Court justice, which is wildly unpopular with voters. And now Trump and his accomplices in the Senate will get a full month of negative media coverage DAILY as they steal the seat and infuriate voters, right into Election Day.

Very. Stable. Genius.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 1909/24/2020

Buck's County would have never voted for Trump.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2009/24/2020

Almost, but no cigar

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2109/24/2020

100% POST-GINSBURG DEATH DATA!

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 51% — ABOVE THE 3% MARGIN OF ERROR

TRUMP: 44%

Sept. 20 - 23, Fox News

TELL US WHAT A "TRASH POLLSTER" FOX NEWS IS, BORIS! TELL US MARGINS OF ERROR DON'T COUNT WHEN THE DEMOCRAT IS WAY ABOVE IT. COME ON, BORIS, TELL US!

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2209/24/2020

Fox is an excellent pollster. But your problem is you're not looking at the trend. Last Fox poll was with registered voters and it had Biden +11. The poll that you posted above surveyed both Registered and Likely Voters, and comparing apples to apples of RV then Biden is trending down since this poll has him +8 amoung RV.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2309/24/2020

Quit stealing Trump signs from my hunting ground!

I'm having to resort to banging myself with Trump campaign pens!!!

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2409/26/2020

If anybody’s hole had to do it, clearly OP’s was the best candidate.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2509/26/2020

Maybe some Hillary Clinton thread bumps from 2016 will erase all the bad news for Trump and produce a Trump victory in 2020!

GO, 2016! Everything will go EXACTLY the same because all the factors are EXACTLY the same!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2609/26/2020

Hey Bucks...not sure if you have this one in your watch list. The other was paywalled.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2709/30/2020

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 54%

TRUMP 44%

Sept. 21-26 ABC/Washington Post

OOPS! Trump crapped his re-election chances!

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2809/30/2020

No worries r28, Trump is going to steal PA from Biden by tossing out all of the mail-in votes the day after the election.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 2909/30/2020

Septicemia befalls you, fat ho OP.

Godspeed!!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3009/30/2020

R28 you really need to learn to read the cross tabs on those polls. The ABC poll shows that Biden's lead is highly concentrated in specific areas of Pennsylvania, which is what happened in 2016 and why the polling for PA was wrong. If the center and western part of the state are underestimated like they were in 2016 then you're going to see a repeat of that election.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3109/30/2020

Oh, and that's BEFORE Biden's Whistle Tour of PA and OH, R28. Excellent!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3209/30/2020

The People's Pundit claims that the polling numbers could be all wrong....again.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3309/30/2020

You do realize that Biden's whistle tour is literally him just getting off the train and a handful of stops meeting with the press and getting back on 5 minutes later when they're ready to leave?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3409/30/2020

This is Biden's stop in Pittsburgh, r32. Based on your excitement, I somehow think you have a very different idea of what his whistle stops are all about.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3509/30/2020

Nah, R34/R35. I don't think I did.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3609/30/2020

More for you, R34/R35

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3709/30/2020

Dear R34/R35:

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3809/30/2020

Poop?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 3909/30/2020

....and that's just today! Just Joe and Jill, riding around a Swing State, talking to voters. Real people.

What's Anusmouth up to, R34/R35? How long did it take him to get off his fat, orange ass to claim not to know who the Neo Nazi group he encouraged to attack Americans? Too late to go golfing? SAD.

People died from COVID today, R34/R35. One of them from my neighborhood. GFY, R34/R35.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4009/30/2020

Im actually in Pittsburgh...but, please tell me all about it.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4109/30/2020

How come Trump could only win one PA poll in 4 years?

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4209/30/2020

R42, in 2016 the NYT/Siena polls had HRC up 7 points with a MOE of ~4 a few days before the election. Monmouth had her up 11 a week before. And the reason the polls were so far off is the pollsters oversampled the city centers and under sampled rural PA. This is why we're skeptical about the PA polls.

Meantime, you have posters posting a small crowd in Pittsburgh, an area that is overwhelming blue and a big college town and acting like it's the most amazing thing that is clearly going have an impact on the polls.

People who don't live here do not understand the politics of the region and blindly post numbers and pictures without any understanding of what they're posting, the history of the polls or the politics of the region. And any sort of context of the numbers is met with foot stomping and screams of troll.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4309/30/2020

Sorry that was F&M that had her up 11 on October 30.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4409/30/2020

Keep pretending this is 2016.

Keep pretending you're up against Hillary.

Keep pretending Trump isn't a massive failure, an economic fraud and a maniac.

Keep pretending pollsters haven't changed their methods since their predicted shortcomings in 2016.

These polls are more accurate than yard signs or your vast social circle that includes "CEOS of major corporations and cashiers at the gas stations." I would be taking your bet money on Nov. 3 if you had any honor.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4509/30/2020

R43, didn't pollsters review and adjust their sampling to avoid a repeat of the 2016 scenario?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4609/30/2020

Not a yard sign but Joe Biden just got the endorsement of two Pennsylvania unions deep in 'Trump' territory and represents 950,000 working people.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4709/30/2020

I'm so jealous of the 16 Trump yard signs Amy Coney Barrett can stuff up her back door.

It's too bad she's going to cost Trump the Presidency and the Republicans the Senate and Supreme Court next year!

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 49%

TRUMP: 42%

FLORIDA:

BIDEN: 47%

TRUMP: 42%

Sept. 30-Oct. 1, Sienna College/New York Times.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4810/03/2020

Bucksegheny is strangely silent!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 4910/03/2020

Yes and no, r46. Look at the breakdown of each poll for the MOE in the sample groups. The higher MOE polls are still having sample issues.

It's unclear if they're taking the voter registration into consideration. Voter registration has been favoring Republicans.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5010/04/2020

R48, you do realize that the poll you posted shows that Trump gained 2 while Biden remained unchanged, right? Can you tell me how that goes against what we've been saying.

And to save you some time...the CBS poll from today shows Biden with a net gain of 1. Biden gained two and Trump gained 1.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5110/04/2020

And before anyone gets excited about the Monmouth poll with Biden up 11 look at the history of Monmouth polls first. The CNBC poll that came out today was in internal poll from the Democrats that shows Biden up 4 with a MOE of 1.89. the CNBC polls reflects more the reality of what I'm seeing.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5210/06/2020

I’m a lot more excited than any Trump supporter has any right to be.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5310/06/2020

[quote]Biden's whistle tour

[quote] his whistle stops

It's a "whistle-stop tour," totally authentic American from Pennsylvania.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5410/06/2020

We now have a "Three, new Trump yard signs in Bucks County, PA fit snugly up my poop chute" troll?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5510/06/2020

[quote]But does anyone know how to bang yourself with a wooden stake without getting splinters through the rectum?

Practice, practice, practice!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5610/06/2020

Oh no, not yard signs!!!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5710/06/2020

BIDEN JUMPS TO A WHOPPING, 13-POINT LEAD IN PENNSYLVANIA POLL BY TOP-RATED QUINNIPIAC!

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 54%

TRUMP: 41%

Oct. 1-5.

Boy, that COVID diagnosis sure made Trump look like a RECKLESS IDIOT and the Supreme Court power grab makes him even more corrupt!

Why don't you tell us about the history of Qunnipiac polling, r52? And how Pennsylvanians can't possibly telling all these pollsters the same thing for 4 years.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5810/07/2020

Boris wants us to think that his imaginary Trump sign posters are going to win the election because none of them took down their Trump signs.

Once lying, Nazi trash, always lying Nazi trash. They're still not the minority and the Bucksegheny Yard Sign Troll from Pennsylsconsin is still an idiot to determine elections by yard signs.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 5910/08/2020

I’ve been driving through Bucks County past week, and this plethora of Dump signs is a fantasy. In fact, I’ve seen hardly any signs, except for Fitzpatrick, who’s the incumbent congressman.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6010/08/2020

Why do Pennsylvania polls trigger Boris so?

We get a new yard sign thread every time Trump's support in Pennsylvania plummets.

NOW BIDEN HAS A 13-POINT LEAD IN PENNSYLVANIA! And Boris still thinks catching COVID and a Supreme Court power grab were smart moves LOL! Boris and The Godtoddler just hand the "woketards" the U.S. government in gift wrap!!!!

PENNSYLVANIA:

BIDEN: 54%

TRUMP: 41%

Oct. 1-5, Quinnipiac

That's 10 points above the Margin of Error, it can't possibly be wrong.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6110/09/2020

All of the Biden/Harris signs in PA were put up by Obama and Hillary. They came in overnight and just worked from one end of the state to the other. This was right after they made up that whole Russian thing out of thin air. They went out for pizza and a pedophile orgy after, too. I'm just reporting the facts as I see them in Bucks County, American State. Don't blame me guys.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6210/09/2020

[quote]They went out for pizza and a pedophile orgy after

As one would.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6310/09/2020

The question I have is why a discussion of yard signs by a handful of us that live in Pennsylvania triggers Datalounge so much?

BTW... Quinnapiac is pretty much the outlier poll in every race not to mention they had Clinton up by double digits at this time in 2016.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6410/15/2020

Got 4 more Trump Yard Sign posts down my piss slit this morning.

Anyone else?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6510/15/2020

Trump is not getting Pennsylvania or the White House again.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6610/15/2020

I pooped out 17 Trump signs in Bucks County today! Gotta run, I just saw Hillary Clinton snatch some school children and stuff them into the back of an unmarked van headed for Comet Pizza.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6710/16/2020

Florida is just an ocean of Trump yard signs now, don't you know?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6810/20/2020

80% of this thread was OP and some moron.

Disappointed. Would not recommend.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 6910/20/2020

What about the 80 threads about Trump signs from Sumter King, Florilina to Bucksegheny, Wisonsylvania to Marina Del Cod, Calisota?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7010/20/2020
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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7110/20/2020

I wonder if the Broken English Boris spamming DL tonight will ever take me up on the $100 bet that Trump will win the election?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7210/25/2020

Speaking of PA, I wish I were in this line to vote :

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7310/25/2020

Saw Trump sides in Amish country.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7410/25/2020

I saw Hillary and Obama setting Trumps signs on fire in Bucks County overnight. 13 people died.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7510/26/2020

^HA!

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7610/26/2020

Water-resistant Trump banners rolled up and lubed with Vaseline feel the best on my bug-fucking needle dick.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7710/26/2020
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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7810/28/2020

326 is my prediction.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 7910/29/2020

Maybe I can keep some yard signs overnight. People will think it was just a Halloween prank!

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 8010/30/2020

How many yard signs have you registered to vote?

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 8111/01/2020

There was a Trump rally yesterday in New Tripoli, Lehigh County.

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 8211/01/2020

And a line of Trump trucks 96 miles long drove through my love tunnel!

This is so much better than the flotilla that sailed through there on Labor Day. These vehicles didn't sink, so they can still count in the official results tomorrow.

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by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 8311/02/2020

Does anybody want to buy some used yard signs? I'm selling them cheap ...

by Pennsylsconsin Yard Sign Trollreply 8411/06/2020
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