Here is a hairy chest for us to discuss

fucken garjus

I want to rub my face all over it.

Very good looking, great body, great pics. Too bad he has to sell himself that way.

Maybe he can't act or maybe LA is just too full of too many like him.

Pretty depressing for normal people.

WOW! I love that he isn't plucked and perfected like a lot of insta-ho's. He is so handsome and that hairy torso is incredible!

Bdf too

So "Playgirl, 30 years ago."

beauty

I love variety and he would do so nicely.

Love that furry chest.

I need to blow my load all over that hairy chest immediately.

I'd suck him off in front of my grandmother on Christmas morning.

[quote]I'd suck him off in front of my grandmother on Christmas morning.

You'd have to fight me for him, sonny.

That guy has the PERFECT hairy chest. I need to bury my face in it and sniff him.

He looks like. a conceited douchebag but his smashing looks no doubt led him there.

Is he from the early 90s?

r14 early 90s aesthetic is in style

Is Zoppa an Eye-talyun" name?

Does it meat "spatula" in that language?

He has a nice everything

He's handsome but 100% a big pervert.

That did not show us his everything, r17.

Is this guy gay? I looked through his Instagram pics and he appears to be straight

I must admit he is gorgeous. And his chest is stunning.

I would play all night. The zipper has to be pulled down and the shirt, jeans and undies need to come off. If the trail leads to a magic forest, I'll be a hose-monster.

They need to get him on some daytime soap. He likely can't act for shit, but it would be in his contract he's have to appear shirtless at least once a week.

Where is Playgirl when you need it?!

Oh my! Thanks for sharing.

Just think how beautiful his bush must be.

One flaw - cursed by tinynip.

Pity as the rest is lovely.

Please, please, please tell me he is uncut!

Please Please tell me he's a CUNT

Just so long as he doesn't have one, R29.

The perfect man. Sigh.

Yum. Love him with a beard.

Very nice amount of hair, just right in fact, but not quite muscular enough for me

This is not muscular enough for you? What do you jack off too, the Hulk?

r33 prefers this:

Yum yum! That's a very handsome man with a beautiful chest. Thanks OP.

Such beauty!

Yes he's very hot R37.

I like the shorter hair @R37. The other style makes him look like he stepped out of a 90s skinemax movie

90s Skinemax was so hot tho

THAT'S A HAIRY CHEST ?? You can barely see each strand.

Warm brown eyes ... yes!

Still haven't heard anything about his sexuality - anyone know?

He was captain of a lacrosse team, so probably not one of ours.

^ well, that's a damn shame

No tiny nips here.

R46 That hot piece of ass dies,yet so many vile evil people got to live ! It isnt fair !

He posted some more photos of his chest.

Unfortunately the guy is very straight

The chest of Zoppo deserved an honored place in the hairy chest hall of fame, where his DNA will be deposited for future cloning.

OMG he is growing a mustache

He is loverly.

Love the facial hair,but did he trim that glorious chest ?!?

He should be ARRESTED for that R53! Don't mess with perfection, or my erection.

If he's going to deposit any DNA, R50, it needs to be inside my mouth and throat.

"Always hustling. I can’t wait to hustle again when things open. Only scratching the surface..."

I'm saving my nickels.

New shots

I love square pecs like that. Cue The Waitresses: Square Pecs, Square Pecs, Square Square Pecs...

He got his first editorial but they only included one photo of his hairy chest!

OMG That chest!

verry neece. tell hem vait 2 mor moonths.

I don't think his acting career is going very well. He must have an odd personality because on looks alone he should be a star by now. He must bomb in auditions.

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He's gorgeous. He's one of those guys that you hope is a nice, interesting guy, because it's pretty likely he's a vapid self-involved jerk. I'll keep looking at photos to see if I can get a sense....

I want to nuzzle that hairiness.

He reminds me of Dan Cortese..remember him?

I would totally let him stick it in me. Even though I'm not sure I could seriously date someone with a last name ending in a vowel.

I'd let him stick it in me, and I'm a total top.

Dollar Tree version of Hugh Jackman.

He is hairy like ANIMAL!

I'm counting on a glorious bush downstairs.

I bet he has a hairy back.

Most Wookies do.

So much hair!

YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER ALL in today's metrosexual, ladies want their boyfriends and husbands to be girlfriends who just happen to have a dick, the majority of women today think hairy chest and hairy body is "ewww!" along with too many muscles! (basically anyone guy who has more than tone arms and a 4 pack of abs)..

Very nice indeed.

Now THAT... is a MAN.

I don't like men with too many muscles!

Great chest. Great stomach. Butterface.

He looks 10 times more handsome when he’s depressed or unhappy. When he smiles, I see a man who views drywall installation as a passion.

I bet his hole smells like pineapple.

Nice torso, but his face is weird, and doesn't go with the rest of him.

R71 R74 hot!

I'd start bottoming for him.

[quote] Great chest. Great stomach. Butterface.

Dumbest thing I’ve read on this site all week.

i checked out his insta...R80 is right. When he grins...nothing special about him. He should work on his acting skills.

R82, you're an idiot. His face is not 'weird.'

He's got classic GQ Old Hollywood looks; his eyes are clear, his jaw is strong with a hint of a cleft, his nose is sleek and defined.

It's too bad he'll never get substantial roles, except 'hunk who flirts with dorky main character's girlfriend at party.' Today's Hollywood actors are mostly schlubs. His unfortunate vapid aphorisms don't sell, either.

Totally agree, R87. Some people are fucking blind or retarded. Or just like being contrarian.

Totally agree, R87. Some people are fucking blind or retarded. Or just like being contrarian.

I guess OP must be his agent or the man himself lol.

he's handsome enough, but he's NO CLINT WALKER for example!

sad how screwed up hollywood and their and women's idea of sexiness in a man is nowadays! if clint walker was around in his prime today, he would be seen as "ridiculous" and "ewww, too much!" and a "freak" and used as a joke in bit parts on tv at best! NOT THE TRUE ALPHA MAN he was and what women SHOULD want and what men SHOULD aspire too, not just physically but his manner, attitude, his voice, etc....

i've always said that 9 out of 10 women today want their boyfriends or husbands to be basically girlfriends who just happen to have a penis and who is secondary to them in the relationship...

In Italian, "Zoppo" means walking with a limp.

Fuck.

Is it just me or does his face look different in the outdoor shots? The denim shirt photos, he has 90s dad face. He should just post headless photos.

Very 1980’s Dallas.

Yum R94.

Robert, we’d like to see you in a Speedo, please, in various poses. Thank you.

[quote]He should just post headless photos.

Fuck you.

OMG, he's insanely hot with the beard.

He is gorgeous and that chest is amazing but that's also a curse unless you're super talented or very charismatic and frankly, while he's quite sexy, he doesn't really pop as a personality other than "hot".

His look is very "soap opera hunk" but since there's so few soaps nowadays that market is saturated.

Lots of sexy hunks out there for a handful of roles.

He's very hot, but also has borderline rat face. Believe me, I'd chain him to the bed, not kick him out, but in some images you can see that he could've gone in the other direction without some working out, some good hair and some swagger.

Break me off a piece of that! He does have a severe case of Austrailian face (close set eyes, big nose, thin lips), but he's still damn attractive.

Beautiful man

Really woeful acting reel. With contact info on the end card if anyone wants to stalk him.

Should stick to Playgirl and gay pron, tho.

Could he be bi?

[quote]In Italian, "Zoppo" means walking with a limp.

Which you might be after a night of bottoming for him.

Does he have any interest in moving to Canada? He'd be perfect as either a villain or a love interest for The Hallmark Channel movies. Great acting is not required, just the ability to emote some poorly-written dialogue.

bla bla bla I want to fuck his face and cum all over that beastly chest

Nice! Just the right amount of chest hair, but not too wooly. Mmmm....

I watched his grooming tool audition and he's hired! I'm charging my hair clippers now, and sanitizing the attachments. Does he charge by the hour?

[quote] So "Playgirl, 30 years ago."

You nailed it 1000 percent.

But I kinda LIKE PG 30 years ago!

Here hi-res pic of him squatting... hopefully to my face

Gotta say, R113, I'm not a fan of those 'I just shit myself' shorts.

Omigod:

I don’t see any proof on his Instagram that he’s straight. No girlfriend. I’m sure he’d fuck for parts.

Intact and he’s perfect.

Nice, no fucking tattoos!

R117 No evidence of him being uncircumcised. IN R94 photo his glans are evident making him look cut.

He should accept gay porn pays more than being an out-of-work actor...

He sounds really dumb but he pretty

Does he actually have an acting career?

He's absolutely stunning. His bone structure is incredible, and he has one of the most perfectly beautiful noses I have ever seen.

He has big hands and an aquiline nose

He's definitely straight...from Baltimore and a lacrosse player. Lacrosse players are pigs generally speaking. I've grew in Upstate NY and had many friends that were lacrosse players, they were all sluts and party animals.

who are the lucky gals who had this pig

[quote]He was captain of a lacrosse team, so probably not one of ours.

Why do you say that? You think there weren't college or HS lacrosse captains who were ever closeted?

I’m thinking he might be closeted. It would account for his bad acting - acting on top of “acting” is always terrible. He needs to come down off that shelf he’s on, get sweaty having some man sex.

Chest update

Today’s hairiness

He looks better when he’s not smiling

Has actual done any acting outside of sin dinner theatre?

He looks old in the face and he's not even 40 yet. A lot of white men have that "old" looking face

“I bet his hole smells like pineapple.”

A warm, tasty Pineapple Upside Down Cake—with a cherry right at the center.

We need got see hole and pole pics.

Look at that beard

OP's pic reminds me of Bruce Campbell.

Update

Let me know when he has an OnlyFans.

Does he have “an” OnlyFans?

When he says “unapologetic” does he mean that he has multiple STDs some with no cure?

This guy's probably a huge douchebag, but wow he's a dreamboat.

How much?

R138, I'm with you - the beard is beautiful. God it is perfect. I always wanted to grown a beard just like that.

* sigh * but it wasn't to be in cards dealt in the ole gene pool.

Chesthair update

R147 Majestic. His chest should be a national treasure.

I propose designating it as a National Forest.

So many guys like this in LA

Very good-looking and personable, someone told him he could model and become an actor.

Takes a couple of classes and starts auditioning but doesn't really put in the work and gets busy with another gig--personal trainer, bartender, realtor, Uber driver--and suddenly he's 30 and telling himself stories about Jon Hamm and Bruce Willis.

Can you imagine falling asleep on this

How about his anal hygiene? Do I need to tell him to take a shower first before diving into his presumably luscious hairy cheeks?

Rude

Good lord, the silly “inspirational” captions he adds are *almost* enough to put me off him. Almost.

I’ll do anything he wants. That is one good looking guy. I see hours of fun on a daily basis with him

Looks good to me! Nice to pet.

What must it be like to go through this life and the world with such beauty?

I think it goes something like this...

New pics

In this Shade Hotel commercial, he looks like Johnny Bananas.

Todays hairiness

Wow...seeing this thread for the first time - this guy is gorgeous! great pics at OP

Great pics -Great pecs!

He's hot. How's this acting thing going to pan out.

Lacrosse champ (Hot.) from Towson U., Maryland. So he's about 29. Been modeling a few years.

I like his looks and he has some charm to him. He doesn't look the same in every photo. He does seem very straight.

How is he not on onlyfans yet?

He’s so dreamy!

gurrrrrl

He comes off like one of those hot guys that thinks he oozes charm just because he is hot and been told so his whole life. You all know the type. But yes, that chest hair is sexy as hell.

Douchebag

[quote] I'm not sure I could seriously date someone with a last name ending in a vowel.

Yes, I'm the same.

Names ending with a vowel belong to nicknames and pet animals.

The vision of a young Chirs Meloni in a bandana.

I don’t know who this guy is, but his chest reminds me a lot of my dad’s.

Hot, but the caption screams "I'm exhausting"

R173. Is that satire? is that his voice? My illusions are shattered.

R173 I see why his acting career is going nowhere.

Crypto style

R154 His "inspirational" captions are his way of trying to seem like he is not the self involved pretty boy that he undoubtably is. No depth with this one, only fleeting beauty.

R172, Did you mean first names?

Because....

Stunning. Hot as hell

I’m in love……(I do like him better with facial hair)

If he was with here with me, neither of us would be out of bed until Tuesday.

Nothing beats a day in the bush.

He is gorgeous but should stick to modelling.

I want my face between his hairy thighs!

An actor, huh? Is he with Falcon or Colt?

He looks exactly like a guy who used to advertise as an escort.

He also looks a bit like Playgirl model Rock Pamplin.

I wish I could find that old add, but the dude was in his 50s 10 years ago.

Rock was pretty dreamy.

He is in a manscaping commercial

His “Daddy”

Thank you R191. You made my day with your post.

My pleasure R192 😊

The person up the way that said women now want a girlfriend with a penis. Hairless. I mean gawd. DL really is so full of crazy and delusional people. No one is going turn down this dude

[quote] He looks exactly like a guy who used to advertise as an escort... the dude was in his 50s

WTF? A 50 year old guy was advertising as a sex worker? Are you sure he wasn't looking to hire?

Who knew we would see much more of Rock after this cigarette ad (usually in the National Enquirer). I was masturbating just looking at the ad. When I put two and two together and realized it was the same guy, my eyes rolled back in my head. It was too good to be true.

Has he been on the legitimate stage?

He also looks a bit like Tex Murdock.

I don't know, I get a young-Timothy-Dalton's-head-atop-circus-strongman's-body vibe from Murdock.

R198 He wishes!

omg the hair

And the cross adds just a touch a kink.

He takes shitty headshots

He looks better with a beard

He looks better naked.

C'mon, his headshots aren't that bad, except maybe the first goofy looking one.

The thing is with this guy is that he is stunningly handsome with a great hairy body, but he's a try-hard with nothing else to back it up. He can't act for shit.

I’d do him.

Sparring

Look at that body

Beautiful chesthair

You can vote for him to be featured in Muscle & Fitness!