Giuliana Rancic = Roswell gray alien in spray tan and drag

Wow, she looks scary. Very unhealthy.

Why is she anyone? Why?

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[quote]Roswell gray alien in spray tan and drag

And full-head WIG, OP.

She looks like a praying mantis in a wig.

Is she purposely trying to look older and ugly.

These two are looking for her.

I still havent figured out how she got a cute husband. Isnt he afraid she'll bite his head off after they mate ?

Tested positive for Covid-19 no interview for you honey

Is that a horn bud on the right side of her forehead?

So ugly. How did she get this far?

She should be a poster in a eating disorder clinic.

She has Covid now so going to lose even more weight and look worse.

[quote]She has Covid now so going to lose even more weight and look worse.

If she loses any more weight, you'll be able to count her spinal vertebrae . . . from the front.

Is this repulsive vermin still around? Someone get the Raid!

She could stand to lose a few.

Oh-kay....................

I just read she tested positive for covid. I hope she recovers soon.

I didn't realize.

Who is she playing in the next season of Roswell?

She’s named after a deadly toxic poison, no wonder she looks so lethal.

Maybe she should be Ghouliana?

Was Ryan out with the COVID too, or is it in their contract that if one is out the other one doesn’t have to be there either?

I thought she was good on Fashion Police when Joan was still there. Not so much afterwards.

She looks like a drug addict.

She’s a praying mantis.

Poor thing. She looks pitiful.

Why didn’t Joan ever ruin her, she would have had the power to in one swipe.

She probably got Covid so that she would lose more weight.

Fucking psycho.

Didn't she have cancer or some other serious illness a few years ago?

Having a gay husband keeps you thin.

I feel like she smells like formaldehyde.

did anyone pick for the celebrity death list?

why is this creepy biatch on tv ????? she repulses us

Was she born a real girl?

Yes, who is she and where did she come from?

I do believe there’s a shade of blonde for every person, but that is NOT her shade.

I need to lose my quarantine weight... I better go on the Giuliano Rancic diet. I’ll hit my goals in no time!

Leave our sister alone.

Look! It’s Roger from American Dad!

I always get a good laugh lurking on LSA threads about how all celebrities are the opposite sex, in drag, or are butching it up, until... I see photos like these!

I know it’s all mostly bullshit, and I say mostly, because I’m sure there are a small number of people who do this and we just don’t know who they are, however, I can help but to scratch my head, every so often.

*can’t help

She has the celebrity COVID strain, just like Andy, Madonna, Tom & Rita etc. I'm predicting that she'll fully recover. The Rona really likes celebs.

I’m confused about the hazmatted Emmy hand-er-outers. Like, the Schitt’s Creek people may be didn’t know who they were there for, but like Zendaya would have noticed that person at her party and being the only nominee there had a clear idea that she’d be winning? I thought they were going to do like a knock at the door to announce to the winner. Also, how close to the EGOT is Zendaya now?

[Quote]Also, how close to the EGOT is Zendaya now?

I want to know whose dick she's sucking to get these accolades.

She had never been attractive and thinks that starving herself will somehow "fix things". She and Rachel Zoe are cut from the same cloth, although Rachel has a marginally more attractive face.

Has^^

She looks great!

She looks like she smells like regurgitated spinach and oregano oil.

What “things” are they trying to “fix”?

Her hair neefs some puffiness up front, and some bangs.

That's an obvious weave she's wearing. Can you imagine the graying, stringy, patchy craziness going on under there?

Lisa Marie played her perfectly!

I heard patchouli oil cures covid, Guiliana.

She needs to go to South Korea and get herself a whole new face....

R30. They found a malignant tumour in her breast in Sept 2011. She had a double mastectomy in Dec 2011 that successfully removed all the cancer. Her son was born Aug 2012 so she was in the early stages of pregnancy when she had cancer. She did not do chemo or radiation.

R50 Ugliness.

R55 I doubt even the clever S. Koreans can fix her. More than likely she wouldn't survive the surgery.

Ghouliana Rancid, your daily excrement from E!

She would look better with easing up on the tan and ash brown color hair. Also a short hairdo would make her features more balanced. She should also go for natural or minimal makeup, maybe just emphasize eyes or bare eyes bright lips.

So, are these peeps actually dudes? Because these dudes sho lookin’ like ladies!

[quote]She would look better with easing up on the tan and ash brown color hair. Also a short hairdo would make her features more balanced. She should also go for natural or minimal makeup, maybe just emphasize eyes or bare eyes bright lips.

Or, she could just eat a cheeseburger.

[quote]They found a malignant tumour in her breast in Sept 2011. She had a double mastectomy in Dec 2011 that successfully removed all the cancer. Her son was born Aug 2012 so she was in the early stages of pregnancy when she had cancer. She did not do chemo or radiation.

Her child was carried by a surrogate. She was unable to get pregnant (because she’s anorexic), and was undergoing fertility treatments when she found out she had breast cancer.

She is THE picture of anorexia.

That this freakish looking abortion of nature would feel entitled to judging the appearance of others is totally incomprehensible.

Guiliana's been sleepwalking again..

She has this Donatella Versace beauty.

She smells like vomit and carrot sticks.

Vodka and carrot sticks.

When I lived in Chicago I used to see her around (never with Bill though). She is insanely tall and looks much broader in person. She is a giantess.

Going into show business with a last name like that is just asking for trouble.

Rancic is her husband's name. What did her name used to be? Panda something? Da Panda? Di Pandi?

DePandi. She was born in Italy.

Is she dead yet?

Well at least we know she’s not going to leave a beautiful corpse.

She has gone in hard on the contouring, particularly her nose in OP's pic. It looks awful. Also with her very broad and bony/angular forehead and less than attractive facial features, that middle part and too long hair doesn't help at all.

Wow, a thread on Giuliana Rancic. How novel!

What took so long? Surprised no one thought of this sooner.

R77 I think it’s because we hope she dying or dead soon.

For once it looks like she has eaten - and kept down - at least half a sandwich.

R77 = Giuliana

As much as I dislike her, the way Kelly Osborne threw her under the bus was particularly vile.

R81 Come sit by me and tell us more! Two unattractive style challenged ladies who are paid to rip others to shreds over how they look and what they wear go after each other, I want to hear this.

Nothing to hear. They are both irrelevant. Thread closed. Gee

She's the one.

Stick insect versus Roly Poly.

Wait, was the crux of the dispute that Kelly was stealing all her food and eating it and that’s why she was so fat and Giuliani was starving?

I don’t even know who she is, but she looks like Lady Gaga hybridised with an alien. She legitimately looks like she could abduct people as they sleep and perform experiments on them aboard the mothership.

I don’t know much of who she is either, but I’m so enjoying this thread and dragging in another person like Kelly, who I’ve only tangentially heard of, but disliked from the get go, adds to the spectacle. They could become my new Tori and Candy!

It does make you wonder why fugly people insist on being in front of the camera.

I wish juicy headlines from the National Enquirer we’re still around, “Help, I was anally probed by alien Giuliani Rancic and now I don’t want to eat and can’t have babies!”

If only Mama Cass had shared that sandwich with me...

She always looks a cheeseburger above emaciated.

[quotee] Wow, she looks scary. Very unhealthy.

She has always looked unhealthy. A few years ago, I was bored at work, so I sent a link to Giuliana's picture to a coworker and said "this is why people shouldn't diet, they'll look like this!". We both laughed.

She puts the “die” back in diet!

I completely agree with R81.

Kelly Osbourne isn't merely untalented, unattractive, and undeserving of her notoriety: she's also a very nasty piece of work, much like her mother. Those two are just cunts.

While you may not approve of her sense of style, she's been making a tidy bundle of ca$h on HSN since 2012, selling her own line of fashion clothing, skincare, and home decor.

Who gives a shit about either Kelly or Giuliana. They're both fake, annoying racist has-beens.

She literally disappears if she turns sideways.

She shoulda been thrown under the train, not the bus. Two trains. Hateful cunt.

I'm guessing that Ghouliana stopped posing for profile shots once she saw the photo at R98. She looks as though she'd have to run around in the shower just to get wet.

Idk if the dead eyed look is a trend or if everyone is on opioids. I notice it on Kylie Jenner and her clones.

r101 It means you were at E! for long enough for us to steal your soul.

R98 She gives true meaning to the term "Lollipop head". The really sad thing is, she probably looked at that picture and thought she looked fat.

how did this monster get a job on tv?????

R98 All i see are some lines and grammys.

R98, Choosing an outfit that looks like a Halloween skeleton costume probably wasn't the wisest choice.

omg on HSN she was so dumb....no one buys her shit....sad

I see her surname as Rancid. Odd that.

As mentioned earlier I see it as Ricin, which seems too fittingly perfect.

Is she dead yet?

R108 see R72. "Rancic" is her married name.

She must be buddys with some high up person, No normal person looking like her would have a tv career. she looks very ill alwys.

Fuck, is she ever ugly.