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I just got fucked for the first time since late February

I yelled for him to “pound my mussy” and “plow me like a goddamn cornfield.” It felt so fucking good!

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 7:18 PM

It was a threesome, but you just don’t know it... yet.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 4:30 PM

Good Lord, that sounds absolutely delightful

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 4:32 PM

No, R1.

It was an orgy!

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 4:33 PM

Bravo OP! Bravo!

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 4:37 PM

[quote] I yelled for him to “pound my mussy” and “plow me like a goddamn cornfield.”

You should be more polite to your guests, or even hourly paid employees, if you want them to return.

Did you smash a perfume bottle against the wall, too?

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 4:38 PM

Yay!!

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 4:40 PM

I hope your "date" got the moneys up front.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 4:42 PM

OP aren't you worried about getting Covid?

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 4:43 PM

Did you wear a mask?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 4:44 PM

That's nice, dear.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 4:45 PM

I'm glad my bottom doesn't say shit like that

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 4:53 PM

You're obviously really classy OP.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 4:55 PM

If some dumb bottom ever said weird shit like that to me, I'd put a rag in his mouth, finish fucking him, then leave.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 4:58 PM

Sure, Dan

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 4:58 PM

R13 OP is troll.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 4:59 PM

[quote] and “plow me like a goddamn cornfield.”

Corn? When did I plow corn?

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 5:01 PM

Brava, Senatrice! Now, let the gentleman caller out of the basement.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 5:01 PM

Ugh, if I was fucking someone and they said "mussy" I would pull out and leave. Boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 5:04 PM

What about "bussy"? Would that be better?

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 5:07 PM

What did he look like, OP? Did you say hello first? Did you catch his name?

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 5:09 PM

Was he built like a "brick shithouse?"

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 5:11 PM

shit brickhouse

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 5:12 PM

[quote] OP aren't you worried about getting Covid?

Nah. He’s a friend who’s been working from home for months, and Covid infections/hospitalizations have gone way down in my city.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 5:28 PM

R23 = super spreader

by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 5:35 PM

Are you a farmer, OP?

by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 5:42 PM

Too much info. Corona virus would be the very least of your worries. Also you should double bag. One on his head and one on yours in case his falls off.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 5:42 PM

R9 of course, mask4mask

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 5:46 PM

It's time to start living again. People can't live like hermits forever, fuck the virus!

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 5:46 PM

[quote] It's time to start living again. People can't live like hermits forever, fuck the virus!

MAGAt

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 5:51 PM

[quote] It's time to start living again.

To an extent. You have to decide what’s a reasonable risk to you. Hooking up with some rando you met on an app is probably not a great idea. Hooking up with a friend who has also been isolating is probably fine.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 5:59 PM

We're all jealous, now. But quietly happy for you.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 6:00 PM

I'm sorry he had to hear that, OP.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 6:22 PM

How did he maintain an erection when such things were yelled?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM

Happy for you, OP!

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 7:00 PM

Did you yell it like Annette Benning in American Beauty?

by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 7:02 PM

Were the uncle or the nephew?

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 7:18 PM
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