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I just got fucked for the first time since late February

I yelled for him to “pound my mussy” and “plow me like a goddamn cornfield.” It felt so fucking good!

by Anonymousreply 36September 17, 2020 3:18 AM

It was a threesome, but you just don’t know it... yet.

by Anonymousreply 1September 17, 2020 12:30 AM

Good Lord, that sounds absolutely delightful

by Anonymousreply 2September 17, 2020 12:32 AM

No, R1.

It was an orgy!

by Anonymousreply 3September 17, 2020 12:33 AM

Bravo OP! Bravo!

by Anonymousreply 4September 17, 2020 12:37 AM

[quote] I yelled for him to “pound my mussy” and “plow me like a goddamn cornfield.”

You should be more polite to your guests, or even hourly paid employees, if you want them to return.

Did you smash a perfume bottle against the wall, too?

by Anonymousreply 5September 17, 2020 12:38 AM

Yay!!

by Anonymousreply 6September 17, 2020 12:40 AM

I hope your "date" got the moneys up front.

by Anonymousreply 7September 17, 2020 12:42 AM

OP aren't you worried about getting Covid?

by Anonymousreply 8September 17, 2020 12:43 AM

Did you wear a mask?

by Anonymousreply 9September 17, 2020 12:44 AM

That's nice, dear.

by Anonymousreply 10September 17, 2020 12:45 AM

I'm glad my bottom doesn't say shit like that

by Anonymousreply 11September 17, 2020 12:53 AM

You're obviously really classy OP.

by Anonymousreply 12September 17, 2020 12:55 AM

If some dumb bottom ever said weird shit like that to me, I'd put a rag in his mouth, finish fucking him, then leave.

by Anonymousreply 13September 17, 2020 12:58 AM

Sure, Dan

by Anonymousreply 14September 17, 2020 12:58 AM

R13 OP is troll.

by Anonymousreply 15September 17, 2020 12:59 AM

[quote] and “plow me like a goddamn cornfield.”

Corn? When did I plow corn?

by Anonymousreply 16September 17, 2020 1:01 AM

Brava, Senatrice! Now, let the gentleman caller out of the basement.

by Anonymousreply 17September 17, 2020 1:01 AM

Ugh, if I was fucking someone and they said "mussy" I would pull out and leave. Boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 18September 17, 2020 1:04 AM

What about "bussy"? Would that be better?

by Anonymousreply 19September 17, 2020 1:07 AM

What did he look like, OP? Did you say hello first? Did you catch his name?

by Anonymousreply 20September 17, 2020 1:09 AM

Was he built like a "brick shithouse?"

by Anonymousreply 21September 17, 2020 1:11 AM

shit brickhouse

by Anonymousreply 22September 17, 2020 1:12 AM

[quote] OP aren't you worried about getting Covid?

Nah. He’s a friend who’s been working from home for months, and Covid infections/hospitalizations have gone way down in my city.

by Anonymousreply 23September 17, 2020 1:28 AM

R23 = super spreader

by Anonymousreply 24September 17, 2020 1:35 AM

Are you a farmer, OP?

by Anonymousreply 25September 17, 2020 1:42 AM

Too much info. Corona virus would be the very least of your worries. Also you should double bag. One on his head and one on yours in case his falls off.

by Anonymousreply 26September 17, 2020 1:42 AM

R9 of course, mask4mask

by Anonymousreply 27September 17, 2020 1:46 AM

It's time to start living again. People can't live like hermits forever, fuck the virus!

by Anonymousreply 28September 17, 2020 1:46 AM

[quote] It's time to start living again. People can't live like hermits forever, fuck the virus!

MAGAt

by Anonymousreply 29September 17, 2020 1:51 AM

[quote] It's time to start living again.

To an extent. You have to decide what’s a reasonable risk to you. Hooking up with some rando you met on an app is probably not a great idea. Hooking up with a friend who has also been isolating is probably fine.

by Anonymousreply 30September 17, 2020 1:59 AM

We're all jealous, now. But quietly happy for you.

by Anonymousreply 31September 17, 2020 2:00 AM

I'm sorry he had to hear that, OP.

by Anonymousreply 32September 17, 2020 2:22 AM

How did he maintain an erection when such things were yelled?

by Anonymousreply 33September 17, 2020 2:23 AM

Happy for you, OP!

by Anonymousreply 34September 17, 2020 3:00 AM

Did you yell it like Annette Benning in American Beauty?

by Anonymousreply 35September 17, 2020 3:02 AM

Were the uncle or the nephew?

by Anonymousreply 36September 17, 2020 3:18 AM
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