WTF, How Did This Guy Land Krystal Ball?

You can tell that he was probably cute before and then porked up

Is Krystal Ball a drag queen?

He probably has a nine inch dick and cums buckets.

Uh, she's not exactly attractive OP. I'd say they're on par looks wise. Besides, maybe he's a great guy who treats her well and they make each other happy?

Or, what R3 said.

[QUOTE] You can tell that he was probably cute before and then porked up

Bruh he’s been looking like that the whole time.

So she's into daddy types. So what, who cares?

She's a chubby chaser

What, exactly, are you seeing in Krystal that the rest of the world isn't?

They and their child look evenly matched in looks.

She's into fat fucks.

"Uh, she's not exactly attractive OP. I'd say they're on par looks wise.'

Like fuck they are. She is way out of his league.

[QUOTE] Uh, she's not exactly attractive OP.

[QUOTE] What, exactly, are you seeing in Krystal that the rest of the world isn't?

Krystal is a fox.

Who?

She looks rather mannish, OP/R10.

[QUOTE] Who?

Krystal Ball.

I hate this crazy bitch.

He's an attorney and obviously older than her. Maybe she's like most educated women and is turned on by intelligence and status more than raw physical appearance.

She’s a deplorable, so who cares?

Her pro-life parents must have resented the pregnancy.

He better have money

[QUOTE] She’s a deplorable, so who cares?

She’s not a deplorable. She’s a BernieBro and she’s voting for Biden.

Is Krystal Ball her real name?

She's a Dem. She's been married to that man for 12 years and has 3 kids.

But you have to admit - that's a drag queen name for sure. Supposedly her dad was a physicist who worked on crystals which is why she is named Krystal. I don't buy it.

I'd like to stick my penis inside her vagina if you know what I mean.

Looking at how fit she is, I figured she must be married to some jockbro who eats broccoli instead of french fries with his burgers. I couldn’t believe what I saw when I looked him up.

She can probably bench more than he does. As a top, I couldn’t imagine having a bottom who’s stronger than me. I’ll be goddamned if he comes anywhere near my bench, squat and deadlift numbers.

R25, Krystal can squat on my cock

Who the fuck is Krystal Ball?

[quote]He's an attorney and obviously older than her. Maybe she's like most educated women and is turned on by intelligence and status more than raw physical appearance.

This. I always find it amusing how DL expects educated women to have the same primal instincts as vapid gays and douche bros.. Her ex-husband was equally average looking but smart.

Krystal is a very shrill Bernie Bro, btw. And all about attacking Biden, the Democratic Party and her former employer and colleagues at MSNBC. She loves to mock Rachel Maddow, it looks almost personal.

[quote]As a top, I couldn’t imagine having a bottom who’s stronger than me. I’ll be goddamned if he comes anywhere near my bench, squat and deadlift numbers.

Why?

I imagine Krystal likes to be on top most of the time