Hot Things Straight Men Do

They lift up their shirts in casual conversation to show their treasure trails.

There are some serious bottoms on here because I don't find almost anything sexy about things straight guys do. I have to admit after a year in Romania that some of the men at the barbershop I see are hot as hell physically, but when my roommate tells me the garbage they say to her (inadvertently BTW) it's a real dick wilter. I mean, I would fuck and rim them for their bodies, but hearing that they think a woman has "no purpose" without procreating kinda turns me off tbh.

Grab their crotches.

Walk casually and relaxed--generally not uptight

Make friendly conversation

Don't pry into your personal life

Sit with their legs spread

When they’re faithful to their significant other and an attentive parent to their children. I get a big one for a man with morals and values that can carry a conversation.

Fuck other men in the ass.

They don’t usually wear any of the fashion underwear that is so common in the gay population. I love tighty-whiteys and plain Hanes boxer briefs and those seem to be considered on par with “granny panties” amongst homos. I lose interest almost immediately when a guy undresses and it’s assless Andrew C. undies in a mix of pastel and neon colors.

Deep, authoritative voices, no swishy mannerisms.

R1 I LOVE IT WHEN THEY DO THIS!

Effortlessly with out thought mow lawns shirtless.

Take their socks off and then sniff them.

Go commando when working out. Jogging too.

Everything listed so fat is something chimps fo as well. Except, straight men make a conscious effort to be 'masculine'. Sad.

thanks R14

Flirting at bars/clubs while looking for sex. I have a few hot straight friends that I love to watch hunt for pussy at bars (when we could freely go to such places). It's hot watching nature run its course. Plus, it's what friends do. I'm out but masculine so at least 2 of my friends like having me around as a wing man. The buys most of the drinks, we vent about life/relationships/work /sports he finds pussy, I distract the girl's friend(s). Everyone, including the women, know what's going on so it's just good fun. I have had a few of their girlfriends upset with me when they find out I'm gay, but I never lie or lead them on. I just have normal conversation. It falls apart when in revers but they've given it the old college try for me at gay bars.

It's hot seeing a guy go after a girl. Real alpha types or hot guys get this look that straight women know and gay men can pick up on. Yes, I dream of being the lucky lady getting to go home with them, but I've got plenty of gay men to play with.

“Oh, y’know, just an Alpha Male doing alpha things.”