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Hot Things Straight Men Do

We've discussed the nasty things straight men do in another thread. What are some sexy things they do that get you going or had you excited in your youth?

Play wrestling with friends. I lived for the contact and pleasure of pinning or getting pinned by my straight crushes. Sadly, it never went beyond platonic wrestling.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 5:52 PM

They lift up their shirts in casual conversation to show their treasure trails.

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by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 12:42 PM

There are some serious bottoms on here because I don't find almost anything sexy about things straight guys do. I have to admit after a year in Romania that some of the men at the barbershop I see are hot as hell physically, but when my roommate tells me the garbage they say to her (inadvertently BTW) it's a real dick wilter. I mean, I would fuck and rim them for their bodies, but hearing that they think a woman has "no purpose" without procreating kinda turns me off tbh.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 12:42 PM

Grab their crotches.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 12:44 PM

Walk casually and relaxed--generally not uptight

Make friendly conversation

Don't pry into your personal life

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 12:49 PM

Sit with their legs spread

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 12:50 PM

When they’re faithful to their significant other and an attentive parent to their children. I get a big one for a man with morals and values that can carry a conversation.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 12:51 PM

Fuck other men in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 12:53 PM

They don’t usually wear any of the fashion underwear that is so common in the gay population. I love tighty-whiteys and plain Hanes boxer briefs and those seem to be considered on par with “granny panties” amongst homos. I lose interest almost immediately when a guy undresses and it’s assless Andrew C. undies in a mix of pastel and neon colors.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 12:58 PM

Deep, authoritative voices, no swishy mannerisms.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 1:26 PM


by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 1:28 PM

Effortlessly with out thought mow lawns shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 1:30 PM

Take their socks off and then sniff them.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 1:39 PM

Go commando when working out. Jogging too.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 1:57 PM

Everything listed so fat is something chimps fo as well. Except, straight men make a conscious effort to be 'masculine'. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 2:10 PM

thanks R14

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by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 2:11 PM

Flirting at bars/clubs while looking for sex. I have a few hot straight friends that I love to watch hunt for pussy at bars (when we could freely go to such places). It's hot watching nature run its course. Plus, it's what friends do. I'm out but masculine so at least 2 of my friends like having me around as a wing man. The buys most of the drinks, we vent about life/relationships/work /sports he finds pussy, I distract the girl's friend(s). Everyone, including the women, know what's going on so it's just good fun. I have had a few of their girlfriends upset with me when they find out I'm gay, but I never lie or lead them on. I just have normal conversation. It falls apart when in revers but they've given it the old college try for me at gay bars.

It's hot seeing a guy go after a girl. Real alpha types or hot guys get this look that straight women know and gay men can pick up on. Yes, I dream of being the lucky lady getting to go home with them, but I've got plenty of gay men to play with.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 3:10 PM

“Oh, y’know, just an Alpha Male doing alpha things.”

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 5:52 PM
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