Please pray for Pensacola

I pray that Florida votes Blue.

You forgot the thoughts, OP. Thoughts [italic]and[/italic] prayers.

I was born in Pensacola (at the old Naval Hospital, which has since been replaced). I have home movies my family made of Pensacola back then. I'm glad I'm not there now!

Are Matt Gaetz and Nestor safe? That's Matt's Congressional district. Hopefully, Matt and his son are huddled in a dry, safe space, taking comfort in their bonded determination for all being OK.

Okay. I'm praying that Marco Rubio becomes a magnet for jellyfish during any level of storm surge.

The beaches are filthy and full of deplorables.

"Thoughts and prayers."

No need for either. This is Deplorable Central. The Good Lord and DJT will protect it.

Actually Pensacola has a beautiful, long beach of white sand. Not filthy. Panama City, Florida, though, is the "Redneck Riviera."

Why didn't people drive their cars out of town?

Pensacola is a WHORE’S name!

Why isn't their Lord Jesus doing a better job?

Overstated his abilities, perhaps?

They have prepared.

Nestor! NESTOR!!

Don’t worry. Trump will be ALL OVER that shit.

I regularly pray for Pepsi Cola.

Under water? Bitch, please. The top of the fire hydrant is above it.

Pensacola, Memorial Day.... anyone here ever go. I would describe it to my straight friends as the gay version of MTV’s Spring Break

Don't they have any multi level parking garages? Or blocks?

Careful buying used cars in the coming year.

R18 - yeah, I would have moved my car to the 2nd highest floor of a car garage. I'm sure a few did that but that would have been my first move.

glug, glug, glug "MAGA!!!" glug, glug, glug "CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX" glug, glug, glug "BUT HER EMAILS!!!" glug, glug, glug

May the deplorables be left with their hypocritical little hands out asking for help!

Pensacola and most of Florida will be underwater in the next two decades. People who live there and are currently moving there in huge numbers are fucking morons.

R22 - Moron Moving To Florida = Donald Trump.

On my way with paper towel.

[quote] Why didn't people drive their cars out of town?

Because prayer will keep you from drowning and downed power lines. Praying while you record flood waters filling up your house is being a strong Christian. Understanding science that shows a storm's trajectory and driving inland is the work of the devil. Oh, and the work of the gays. We caused the hurricane in the first place.

God is punishing Pensacola for electing Matt Gaetz.

Hopefully, people remembered the lifehacks of putting valuable documents in the dishwasher and fine wines in washer.

As if they have fine wines.

All of my valuable documents are already in my oven where they belong.

[quote] As if they have fine wines.

[quote] All of my valuable documents are already in my oven where they belong.

[quote] —I'm not moving them for some lousy fucking hurricane named "Sally".

🤣🤣🤣

Why not just put the upstairs?

^ them

Everybody knows the water will go away eventually. Problem solved

R31, because most people don't have a dishwasher upstairs.

Only a wackadoodle would live in Florida voluntarily.

I've never met a woman named Sally who wasn't a bitch.

God hates Pensacola

It's devastating. Almost as bad as Puerto Rico.

I hope the Melting Pot restaurant downtown didn't get flooded.

Like most cities, even the precincts in the center of Pensacola were blue for Hillary. In some cases, up to 85%.

R6 the beaches in Pensacola are not at all filthy. I have no idea about the deplorable situation, but I have to go to Pensacola about 3 times a year for work, and every time I've been the beaches are beautiful - at least compared to North east beaches where I'm from!

Tolja it would hit Alabama. But no one would believe me. But that's okay.

Pray to what, OP? The same “god” that allowed the disaster to happen in the first place?

It's your own fault, Pensacola, because you're so wishy-washy.

Yes, praying always works.

Thoughts and prayers....and demands for federal aid at first denied to NYC and NJ after Hurricane Sandy

Florida needs to sacrifice a virgin- to appease the gods.

Do you remember Pensacola? Sultry desire, passion on fire, under the moon....

[quote] Florida needs to sacrifice a virgin- to appease the gods.

I don’t know why I raised my hand.

Donny Two Scoops doesn't care about blue states and I don't care about red states. Bye, Florida!

Fuck prayer.

Fuck God.

Fuck Christians.

If only they had raked their leaves

Gaetz lives on the little point in the pink area. Not that there is some 38 yo guy on an app looking to suck cock there or anything.

I will never understand why people from back East complain about California earthquakes. At least the earthquakes's over after a minute or two.

And . . . watch out for the gators!

R47 lol

The hospital I was born in has 2 feet of water.

Only 2 feet? Pffft. Amateurs.

[quote] I hope the Melting Pot restaurant downtown didn't get flooded.

Or Bennigans.

Pensacola is a charming and historic little city . Full of deplorables,but maybe this will flush them out and the gays can take over.

I'm enjoying this slice of Schadenfreude for lunch.

Most of these comments were written by those who will most certainly get what they deserve in the end and then wonder why?

Gay, straight, blue or red- we are all only a step away from tragedy.

Is that Matt Gaetz’ district...?

I've lived through enough hurricanes to know better than to wish that horror on anyone.

Oh no, not the oranges! Anything but the oranges!!

It is what it is.

[quote] Most of these comments were written by those who will most certainly get what they deserve in the end and then wonder why? Gay, straight, blue or red- we are all only a step away from tragedy.

I am not going to waste my concern on hives of Trump enablers. It reminds me of a story of a Jew saving the life of a Nazi only to have the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head right after.

Here, enjoy some of these! MAGA! Don't forget to donate to my campaign, the liberal socialists are coming to abort your babies and take away your car!

No recent tweet from Nestor. He must be fine, though.

R49 lol!

You’re not a true DL if you don’t know why that line is funny!

Pensacola is beautiful. But, you all are letting the Republicans pollute the water and the beaches.

You all need to show up for the beautiful eco system and not for the Republicans, and not for the meth.

Vote all Republicans out of office in your state and local city offices too.

Joe BIDEN 2020

And

Blue Down Ballot

I hope you gays are happy that you've forced God to send another catastrophe to show his displeasure about your lifestyle and demands to be treated as human.

We forced God?

My, but we're a stronger bunch than I had realized. Good!

They really should have made better choices. I certainly hope we don’t subsidize these people! Why would they live near the gulf? Are they a bunch of dumb hicks or something?

I pray the troglodyte trumptards all drown.

Shouldn’t you be gloating about the fires in California, R72?

[quote]We forced God?

God is an insatiable bottom bitch.

^ God just likes to watch.

Damage

Fuck Pensacola. Pray for America.

Now more than ever, r80. But why now, for RBG, if there is a God?

If there was a god there wouldn't be Republicans.

Fuck God.

Fuck him with a chainsaw.

Do Pensacolans pray for Northern states?