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Please pray for Pensacola

Underwater.

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by Anonymousreply 8309/20/2020

I pray that Florida votes Blue.

by Anonymousreply 109/16/2020

You forgot the thoughts, OP. Thoughts [italic]and[/italic] prayers.

by Anonymousreply 209/16/2020

I was born in Pensacola (at the old Naval Hospital, which has since been replaced). I have home movies my family made of Pensacola back then. I'm glad I'm not there now!

by Anonymousreply 309/16/2020

Are Matt Gaetz and Nestor safe? That's Matt's Congressional district. Hopefully, Matt and his son are huddled in a dry, safe space, taking comfort in their bonded determination for all being OK.

by Anonymousreply 409/16/2020

Okay. I'm praying that Marco Rubio becomes a magnet for jellyfish during any level of storm surge.

by Anonymousreply 509/16/2020

The beaches are filthy and full of deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 609/16/2020

"Thoughts and prayers."

No need for either. This is Deplorable Central. The Good Lord and DJT will protect it.

by Anonymousreply 709/16/2020

Actually Pensacola has a beautiful, long beach of white sand. Not filthy. Panama City, Florida, though, is the "Redneck Riviera."

by Anonymousreply 809/16/2020

Why didn't people drive their cars out of town?

by Anonymousreply 909/16/2020

Pensacola is a WHORE’S name!

by Anonymousreply 1009/16/2020

Why isn't their Lord Jesus doing a better job?

Overstated his abilities, perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 1109/16/2020

They have prepared.

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by Anonymousreply 1209/16/2020

Nestor! NESTOR!!

by Anonymousreply 1309/16/2020

Don’t worry. Trump will be ALL OVER that shit.

by Anonymousreply 1409/16/2020

I regularly pray for Pepsi Cola.

by Anonymousreply 1509/16/2020

Under water? Bitch, please. The top of the fire hydrant is above it.

by Anonymousreply 1609/16/2020

Pensacola, Memorial Day.... anyone here ever go. I would describe it to my straight friends as the gay version of MTV’s Spring Break

by Anonymousreply 1709/16/2020

Don't they have any multi level parking garages? Or blocks?

Careful buying used cars in the coming year.

by Anonymousreply 1809/16/2020

R18 - yeah, I would have moved my car to the 2nd highest floor of a car garage. I'm sure a few did that but that would have been my first move.

by Anonymousreply 1909/16/2020

glug, glug, glug "MAGA!!!" glug, glug, glug "CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX" glug, glug, glug "BUT HER EMAILS!!!" glug, glug, glug

by Anonymousreply 2009/16/2020

May the deplorables be left with their hypocritical little hands out asking for help!

by Anonymousreply 2109/16/2020

Pensacola and most of Florida will be underwater in the next two decades. People who live there and are currently moving there in huge numbers are fucking morons.

by Anonymousreply 2209/16/2020

R22 - Moron Moving To Florida = Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 2309/16/2020

On my way with paper towel.

by Anonymousreply 2409/16/2020

[quote] Why didn't people drive their cars out of town?

Because prayer will keep you from drowning and downed power lines. Praying while you record flood waters filling up your house is being a strong Christian. Understanding science that shows a storm's trajectory and driving inland is the work of the devil. Oh, and the work of the gays. We caused the hurricane in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 2509/16/2020

God is punishing Pensacola for electing Matt Gaetz.

by Anonymousreply 2609/16/2020

Hopefully, people remembered the lifehacks of putting valuable documents in the dishwasher and fine wines in washer.

by Anonymousreply 2709/16/2020

As if they have fine wines.

by Anonymousreply 2809/16/2020

All of my valuable documents are already in my oven where they belong.

by Anonymousreply 2909/16/2020

[quote] As if they have fine wines.

[quote] All of my valuable documents are already in my oven where they belong.

[quote] —I'm not moving them for some lousy fucking hurricane named "Sally".

🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 3009/16/2020

Why not just put the upstairs?

by Anonymousreply 3109/16/2020

^ them

by Anonymousreply 3209/16/2020

Everybody knows the water will go away eventually. Problem solved

by Anonymousreply 3309/16/2020

R31, because most people don't have a dishwasher upstairs.

by Anonymousreply 3409/16/2020

Only a wackadoodle would live in Florida voluntarily.

by Anonymousreply 3509/16/2020

I've never met a woman named Sally who wasn't a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3609/16/2020

God hates Pensacola

by Anonymousreply 3709/16/2020

It's devastating. Almost as bad as Puerto Rico.

by Anonymousreply 3809/16/2020

I hope the Melting Pot restaurant downtown didn't get flooded.

by Anonymousreply 3909/16/2020

Like most cities, even the precincts in the center of Pensacola were blue for Hillary. In some cases, up to 85%.

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by Anonymousreply 4009/16/2020

R6 the beaches in Pensacola are not at all filthy. I have no idea about the deplorable situation, but I have to go to Pensacola about 3 times a year for work, and every time I've been the beaches are beautiful - at least compared to North east beaches where I'm from!

by Anonymousreply 4109/16/2020

Tolja it would hit Alabama. But no one would believe me. But that's okay.

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by Anonymousreply 4209/16/2020

Pray to what, OP? The same “god” that allowed the disaster to happen in the first place?

by Anonymousreply 4309/16/2020

It's your own fault, Pensacola, because you're so wishy-washy.

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by Anonymousreply 4409/16/2020

Yes, praying always works.

by Anonymousreply 4509/16/2020

Thoughts and prayers....and demands for federal aid at first denied to NYC and NJ after Hurricane Sandy

by Anonymousreply 4609/16/2020

Florida needs to sacrifice a virgin- to appease the gods.

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by Anonymousreply 4709/16/2020

Do you remember Pensacola? Sultry desire, passion on fire, under the moon....

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by Anonymousreply 4809/16/2020

[quote] Florida needs to sacrifice a virgin- to appease the gods.

I don’t know why I raised my hand.

by Anonymousreply 4909/17/2020

Donny Two Scoops doesn't care about blue states and I don't care about red states. Bye, Florida!

by Anonymousreply 5009/17/2020

Fuck prayer.

Fuck God.

Fuck Christians.

by Anonymousreply 5109/17/2020

If only they had raked their leaves

by Anonymousreply 5209/17/2020

Gaetz lives on the little point in the pink area. Not that there is some 38 yo guy on an app looking to suck cock there or anything.

by Anonymousreply 5309/17/2020

I will never understand why people from back East complain about California earthquakes. At least the earthquakes's over after a minute or two.

And . . . watch out for the gators!

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by Anonymousreply 5409/17/2020

R47 lol

by Anonymousreply 5509/17/2020

The hospital I was born in has 2 feet of water.

by Anonymousreply 5609/17/2020

Only 2 feet? Pffft. Amateurs.

by Anonymousreply 5709/17/2020

[quote] I hope the Melting Pot restaurant downtown didn't get flooded.

Or Bennigans.

by Anonymousreply 5809/17/2020

Pensacola is a charming and historic little city . Full of deplorables,but maybe this will flush them out and the gays can take over.

by Anonymousreply 5909/17/2020

I'm enjoying this slice of Schadenfreude for lunch.

by Anonymousreply 6009/17/2020

Most of these comments were written by those who will most certainly get what they deserve in the end and then wonder why?

Gay, straight, blue or red- we are all only a step away from tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 6109/17/2020

Is that Matt Gaetz’ district...?

by Anonymousreply 6209/17/2020

I've lived through enough hurricanes to know better than to wish that horror on anyone.

by Anonymousreply 6309/17/2020

Oh no, not the oranges! Anything but the oranges!!

by Anonymousreply 6409/17/2020

It is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 6509/17/2020

[quote] Most of these comments were written by those who will most certainly get what they deserve in the end and then wonder why? Gay, straight, blue or red- we are all only a step away from tragedy.

I am not going to waste my concern on hives of Trump enablers. It reminds me of a story of a Jew saving the life of a Nazi only to have the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head right after.

by Anonymousreply 6609/17/2020

Here, enjoy some of these! MAGA! Don't forget to donate to my campaign, the liberal socialists are coming to abort your babies and take away your car!

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by Anonymousreply 6709/17/2020

No recent tweet from Nestor. He must be fine, though.

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by Anonymousreply 6809/17/2020

R49 lol!

by Anonymousreply 6909/17/2020

You’re not a true DL if you don’t know why that line is funny!

by Anonymousreply 7009/17/2020

Pensacola is beautiful. But, you all are letting the Republicans pollute the water and the beaches.

You all need to show up for the beautiful eco system and not for the Republicans, and not for the meth.

Vote all Republicans out of office in your state and local city offices too.

Joe BIDEN 2020

And

Blue Down Ballot

by Anonymousreply 7109/17/2020

I hope you gays are happy that you've forced God to send another catastrophe to show his displeasure about your lifestyle and demands to be treated as human.

by Anonymousreply 7209/17/2020

We forced God?

My, but we're a stronger bunch than I had realized. Good!

by Anonymousreply 7309/17/2020

They really should have made better choices. I certainly hope we don’t subsidize these people! Why would they live near the gulf? Are they a bunch of dumb hicks or something?

by Anonymousreply 7409/17/2020

I pray the troglodyte trumptards all drown.

by Anonymousreply 7509/17/2020

Shouldn’t you be gloating about the fires in California, R72?

by Anonymousreply 7609/17/2020

[quote]We forced God?

God is an insatiable bottom bitch.

by Anonymousreply 7709/18/2020

^ God just likes to watch.

by Anonymousreply 7809/18/2020

Damage

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by Anonymousreply 7909/18/2020

Fuck Pensacola. Pray for America.

by Anonymousreply 8009/18/2020

Now more than ever, r80. But why now, for RBG, if there is a God?

by Anonymousreply 8109/18/2020

If there was a god there wouldn't be Republicans.

Fuck God.

Fuck him with a chainsaw.

by Anonymousreply 8209/20/2020

Do Pensacolans pray for Northern states?

by Anonymousreply 8309/20/2020
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