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What should the title of Madonna's biopic be?

Madonna has been hinting through hashtags that her biopic will be titled "Live to Tell," and of course that may not be right or may chance--but it will almost certainly be the title of a famous hit song of hers (just as with "Bohemian Rhapsody" for Freddie Mercury and "Rocketman" for Elton John). What should it be? Note that it won't be a one-word title like "Vogue" or "Cherish" or "Music."

(Note I am not asking for what she would allow: I do not give a shit. I am asking for what YOU think it should be.)

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The Cunt Diaries

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My Life as a Whore

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Lucky Star

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I'm Brainless

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Ok just blueskying here, but, “Madonna.”

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Desperately Seeking Oscar

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"Crazy for Me. Me. Me. ME!"

I joke, I dunno, Live to Tell is probably as good a title as any. It's actually going to be interesting having her biopic be directed by herself. She's such a control freak that I imagine it'll be quite telling how she chooses to portray her life, and I can potentially see a lot of "that's not quite the way it happened" comments afterwards from the likes of people who were there at the time too (Steve Bray, Maripol etc).

I'm kinda interested to be honest. That part of her life in early New York, surrounded by the people she was, the vibe of New York at the time etc is all pretty interesting. Plus, I know a lot about her life from the outside, it will be interesting to see how she shows it.

by Anonymousreply 709/15/2020

^ When I say "I know" a lot of her life from the outside, that's probably not the right way to put it. I just mean I was a fan in the 90s and read a lot about her and it will be interesting to see how she portrays it/what really happened versus what we think we know.

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Rebel Heart

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do we think she'll be honest about herself? or she'll portray herself as always with good intentions and innocently going about her entertainment career?

by Anonymousreply 1009/15/2020

Oh, I don't think she'll be honest at all, but I think the way she portrays herself will be interesting in its own way, cf. Truth or Dare.

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Truth or Vance

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Fried Fish!

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Something from the Madonna titles parody thread a few weeks back. I nominate "Get Into The Grave".

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Live To Tell would be a beautiful title.

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Poker Face.

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Who will play her? Lourdes?

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SEX. She already has the rights to the book.

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My Pussy

(the Temple of Learning)

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Diaries of a Plastic Geisha.

Scalpels, Stitches, and Staples: An Authentic Life.

Rejuvenated Madge: The Original WAP

Madonna: Music, Men, and Medicare

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Donna: From Prima to Grandma

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Xy Playground

in which she'll claim she was the first major trans pop star ever.

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Esther is Born

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Desperately Seeking Relevance

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Miley should play Madonna

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Confessions Of A Fairground Stripper

Elton John had it right.

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American Cunt

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Like a Bomb

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Desperately Seeking Razzie

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The Patch Between

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Touched for the very first time

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Forever Young

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Bye Bye Baby Jane

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Blind Ambition

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Don't Cum In Me

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McDonna - billions and billions served.

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For Whom the Camel Toes

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Die Another Day

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Dirty Bitch

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[quote] Who will play her?

Titus Burgess.

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Unlike a Virgin

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I Fucked a Dog

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Party in My Pants

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Citizen Inane

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Buy This Book or I'll Fuck This Dog!

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True Poo

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Didn’t die soon enough?

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The Whore of Babylon

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Needs New Material Girl

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