Stress Level: Which Joan Crawford are you?

I'm no. 6 and my hair is TOO DAMN TIGHT.

Stress, and no cigarette?

I'm number 8, cutting that little bitch Christina out of the will

I'm the "Autumn Leaves" Crawford, looking for my 25-year-old Cliff Robertson.

I'm at a 17 myself when I have to go out in public. I linger at #4 when I'm home.

I've been all 17 Joans today... But I fear I am now permanently stuck at #17a [not pictured in the stress chart, but see clip below], Faye as Joan, reacting to Christina telling her [bold]I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR[/bold]... Well, you know:

I am like Joan’s axe-murderess Lucy Harbin. In real life, I asked Christina to fetch me my axe to give a garden bush the chop. That petulant bitch didn’t know I was eyeing her too.