Neil Patrick Harris reveals he and his family had coronavirus earlier this year

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They don't look happy, at least not NPH.

Are they using coronavirus as a prop?

Who's the top? OPs pic makes it look like Neil might be...

He was probably hoping it would have offed Harper and Gideon so he could relish in some sympathetic publicity then the attention of birthing newer, younger props.

I'm sure it's because I'm jaded, but all of the celebrity tales of Covid seem like nothing but me-tooism.

Burtka has gained the Covid 30.

He has always been somewhat generous in his build, however, especially compared to NPH.

I honestly couldn't care less.

They look like they have jaundice.

She means she had someone up her hole

I always thought DB was the bottom, but who knows these days

NPH: Why can't you give me the vaccine that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any doctor on the street?

DAVID: Because I am NOT one of your PHYSICIANS!

NPH: Don't FUCK with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the infectious disease center.

I'm glad to know it

because they both look like hell

NPH: Harper, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the 'Rona.

HARPER: There's a Duane Reade store to the right.

NPH: I should've know you'd know where to find the bleach and the hydroxychloroquine.

NPH: No... paper... masks. What's paper masks doing in this closet when I told you: no paper masks EVER? I work and work 'til I'm half dead, and I hear people saying, "He's getting contagious" And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful ventilators I give her... as she cares about me. What's paper masks doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful ventilators, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three-hundred-dollar ventilator with a paper mask. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many paper masks you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful apartment in Harlem, and you don't care if your ears are stretched out from paper masks. And your room looks like a two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit backstreet town in Oklahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.

NPH: [pouring hydroxychloroquine under his mask] Hey, you know where I got this from?

HARPER: Uh uh.

NPH: FAUCI himself.

NPH: I'd rather you go contagious to school than looking like a tramp!

Aunt David: I got something for your face....motherfucker!

*throws mask at NPH's face*

NPH: Did you socially distance today? DID YOU?

HARPER: Yes, Daddie.

NPH: Yes, Daddie what?

HARPER: Yes, Daddie Neilest.

NPH: When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.

NPH: Bleach mixed with UV lighting is such a good recipe.

sumbuddy's been triggered

NPH: Yeah? You're nothing but a rotten, crooked doctor... supplying the grease that makes this contact tracing business work. You think your life's a mystery? There isn't a dirty cover up in this entire White House that I don't know about, and YOUR hand is in EVERY ONE of them... you REEK OF IT!

DR. BIRX: [grabs NPH and shakes him] DAMN YOU! Are you CRAZY? No person talks to me like that, NO ONE ANYWHERE! Are you crazy? ARE YOU? Tell me! TELL ME!

NPH: I'm crazy!

Damn it, we almost got rid of him!

Seriously they are both publicity whores!!! Go away!

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And that me-tooism is rampant on social media. It's as if all their lives they've wanted to be part of something bigger, and, bingo, now they're connected to near tragedy and should be awarded gold stars for getting and enduring this very popular affliction.

So they post their diagnosis and virus travails. Lots of blatant woe is me. I'd say it's very bizarre, but we live in strange times and social media is dumbing down the concept of bizarre.

Big fucking deal!