Can you do it?
I'll start. Getting older is better than the alternative.
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Can you do it?
I'll start. Getting older is better than the alternative.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||8 hours ago|
Will Smith has nice eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/15/2020|
Trump is the world's most amazing asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/15/2020|
I positively hate Trump
There, I said it :)
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/15/2020|
Vaginas are warm.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/15/2020|
My stunning beauty has brought me nothing but horny men. I hate my beauty, to be honest.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/15/2020|
Being alive is just the bees knees.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/15/2020|
Getting a root canal means that I have enough resources to pay for expensive dental care.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/15/2020|
That last cunt I worked for was excellent not only at being a cunt, but also at keeping management out of jail.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/15/2020|
Rednecks are often friendly.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/15/2020|
Tiny dicks can be cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/15/2020|
Miss Lindsey jokes never fail to put a smile on my face, even in the darkest of times.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/15/2020|
Florida is the best place to find a great cuban sandwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/15/2020|
Scales can also be used to weigh bulky packages, not just your body weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/15/2020|
I hate my job, but at least I have a job at the moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/15/2020|
Gaining a few pounds during quarantine has softened the lines on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/15/2020|
I'm so grateful I've kept my hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/15/2020|
R14 Agreed. I hate working remotely from home, but unlike so many others who have been furloughed or lost their jobs, I still have mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/15/2020|
Congrats to Meghan McCain on her pregnancy, she deserves a nice, LONG maternity leave after all she's been through and I hope ABC grants her all the time off she wants.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/15/2020|
Trump made good products. I liked his under arm deoderant for men: Empire.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/15/2020|
My husband’s family is more sane than mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/15/2020|
Republican women truly do a great job of always coloring their uniformly straightened long hair the exact shade of Crystal Lite powdered lemonade mix. How cutting-edge they are!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/15/2020|
Hillary Clinton is tenacious.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/15/2020|
IBS is a great diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/15/2020|
Illegal use of handicap parking
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/15/2020|
Quarantining alone has saved me a fortune in grooming products.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/15/2020|
As a main course, liver is very nutritious.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/15/2020|
I wish my former toxic friends all the luck with their problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/15/2020|
A painful but harmless fall down the stairs reminds me to be grateful I have strong bones. (I bounced)
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/15/2020|
At least Rudy Giuliani doesn't have to worry about keeping his neck warm, since he doesn't have one.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/15/2020|
Lens Dunham is body-positive.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/15/2020|
My father was a hard-working man.
Yes, it damn near killed me to type that!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/15/2020|
When I fell face down on the pavement and fractured my nose, I am so glad I didn't break al my teeth, cheekbones, or damage my eyesight.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/15/2020|
Despite being unloving, narcissistic people, my parents were very responsible as parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/15/2020|
Donal Trump is White!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/16/2020|
Ivanka Trump proves that... oh I just can't.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/16/2020|
Jose is a "thing." His dick IS only slightly bigger than mine, but it is NOT the big dick he thinks it is
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/16/2020|
If you take Kim Kardashian to a recycling center, they give you a nickel!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/16/2020|
The Sussexes are (allegedly) no longer financially supported by British taxpayers.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Friday at 11:30 PM|
My pussy smells, but at least I can smell my pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Saturday at 12:02 AM|
Boris Johnson has made many women happy....briefly...no, no, sorry can't do it. He's a wrong un and no mistake.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Saturday at 12:04 AM|
R4 - thank you for making me laugh out loud.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Saturday at 1:18 AM|
I could easily see myself with a woman if she let me rim and fuck her and accepted that I wanna still have sex with men.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Saturday at 2:04 AM|
Overweight but healthy and the latter means a lot to me
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Saturday at 2:33 AM|
You sound hot R42
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Saturday at 2:37 AM|
The Falwell klan (whoops - "clan!") reminds me of what true Christianity is not, and never has been, and never will be.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Saturday at 3:06 AM|
R5 got turned around on her way to the humble-brag thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Saturday at 3:12 AM|
Why wouldn't a woman let you rim her, R42? She just wouldn't return the favor.
I wonder if women's asses taste different than men's, like cat pee and dog pee have a different odor.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Saturday at 4:44 AM|
My mother , at 95, has aged gracefully out of Bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Saturday at 4:51 AM|
[quote]Florida is the best place to find a great cuban sandwich.
It's also a great place to find a great Cuban.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Saturday at 4:53 AM|
R49 .....who will vote for Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||Last Saturday at 5:02 AM|
R50 - nope - for me, a great one is a lefty.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Saturday at 5:04 AM|
Murican men tend to have big peepees with nice mushroom cockheads.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Saturday at 5:05 AM|
Jim lost his hair. Badl suits him..
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Saturday at 6:09 AM|
R47 - they taste a bit, but not much different and put of the two I did it to, one said no because it felt embarrassing.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Saturday at 6:29 AM|
We all can smell you dear. Hi Cheryl r39.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Saturday at 6:32 AM|
As much as I personally find most everything about sports revolting, I do recognize that some people are very sportsmanlike, and that in its purest form, competition and excellence can be a positive thing for many men and women.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Saturday at 6:34 AM|
Prince Harry gives hope to everyone with no industry knowledge or particular expertise on anything to make a huge success of oneself just selling concept ideas.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Saturday at 6:46 AM|
R54 you can have me and sleep with as many men as you like.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Saturday at 7:41 AM|
R58 - as long as you aren't a hag or depressed...I already have 2 of those in my life. I'll take R44 too (provided he wasn't one of the bottoms crying after Taco Bell crap on a recent thread).
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Saturday at 8:24 AM|
I am positive that Mitch McConnell will die.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Saturday at 8:33 AM|
I don't disagree with everything Trump has done.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Saturday at 8:38 AM|
R60 = eternal optimist.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Saturday at 8:45 AM|
My parents had enough sense to get divorced.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Saturday at 12:58 PM|
Donald Trump's flyaway long combover tells you which way the wind is blowing at any given moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Saturday at 1:41 PM|
This thread is very funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Saturday at 2:06 PM|
JLo's singing makes you appreciate the technology used to compensate for poor vocals.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Saturday at 2:42 PM|
Boris Johnson's unpredictable unruly hair makes even the most boring press conference a bright, entertaining comedic experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Saturday at 2:54 PM|
The look Melania gave Ivanka made me enjoy the RNC.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Sunday at 10:54 AM|
Turtle Head McConnell is a snappy dresser!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Monday at 5:17 AM|
Stubbing my toe REALLY hard makes me feel so incredibly alive!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Monday at 5:29 AM|
Kellyanne Conway has, um, erm... uh...
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Monday at 5:52 AM|
Donald Trump is not as bad as Hitler.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Last Monday at 6:10 AM|
R71 Left the spotlight?????
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Last Monday at 6:11 AM|
Hillary Clinton will never be president.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Last Monday at 6:19 AM|
r74 will never actually get to suck his daddy's cock
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Last Monday at 6:21 AM|
The mask is covering a big zit on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Last Monday at 9:20 AM|
R75 - unfortunately Hillary did get robbed by this orange disaster.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11 hours ago|
Beets have a pretty color.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11 hours ago|
Mitch McConnell's face is great for scaring school children away from where they hang out after class.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11 hours ago|
My mother didn't waste any baking time by being self-reflective.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11 hours ago|
I hate cheese, I hate eggs and I hate spinach but when you put them together in Italian Spinach, they are wonderful.
Mother and Stepfather live over 600 miles away from where I live.
Internal combustion engines are bad for the environment but they enable me to make money.
Drag queens irritate me to no end but they are courageous people.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10 hours ago|
I don't have the covid since i can still smell Cheryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||9 hours ago|
For every second that Donald Trump is asleep, there is one less Twitter message to mess the world up.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||8 hours ago|
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