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Say something positive about something you hate

Can you do it?

I'll start. Getting older is better than the alternative.

by Anonymousreply 838 hours ago

Will Smith has nice eyes.

by Anonymousreply 109/15/2020

Trump is the world's most amazing asshole.

by Anonymousreply 209/15/2020

I positively hate Trump

There, I said it :)

by Anonymousreply 309/15/2020

Vaginas are warm.

by Anonymousreply 409/15/2020

My stunning beauty has brought me nothing but horny men. I hate my beauty, to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 509/15/2020

Being alive is just the bees knees.

by Anonymousreply 609/15/2020

Getting a root canal means that I have enough resources to pay for expensive dental care.

by Anonymousreply 709/15/2020

That last cunt I worked for was excellent not only at being a cunt, but also at keeping management out of jail.

by Anonymousreply 809/15/2020

Rednecks are often friendly.

by Anonymousreply 909/15/2020

Tiny dicks can be cute.

by Anonymousreply 1009/15/2020

Miss Lindsey jokes never fail to put a smile on my face, even in the darkest of times.

by Anonymousreply 1109/15/2020

Florida is the best place to find a great cuban sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 1209/15/2020

Scales can also be used to weigh bulky packages, not just your body weight.

by Anonymousreply 1309/15/2020

I hate my job, but at least I have a job at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 1409/15/2020

Gaining a few pounds during quarantine has softened the lines on my face.

by Anonymousreply 1509/15/2020

I'm so grateful I've kept my hair.

by Anonymousreply 1609/15/2020

R14 Agreed. I hate working remotely from home, but unlike so many others who have been furloughed or lost their jobs, I still have mine.

by Anonymousreply 1709/15/2020

Congrats to Meghan McCain on her pregnancy, she deserves a nice, LONG maternity leave after all she's been through and I hope ABC grants her all the time off she wants.

by Anonymousreply 1809/15/2020

Trump made good products. I liked his under arm deoderant for men: Empire.

by Anonymousreply 1909/15/2020

My husband’s family is more sane than mine.

by Anonymousreply 2009/15/2020

Republican women truly do a great job of always coloring their uniformly straightened long hair the exact shade of Crystal Lite powdered lemonade mix. How cutting-edge they are!

by Anonymousreply 2109/15/2020

Hillary Clinton is tenacious.

by Anonymousreply 2209/15/2020

IBS is a great diet.

by Anonymousreply 2309/15/2020

Illegal use of handicap parking

by Anonymousreply 2409/15/2020

Quarantining alone has saved me a fortune in grooming products.

by Anonymousreply 2509/15/2020

As a main course, liver is very nutritious.

by Anonymousreply 2609/15/2020

I wish my former toxic friends all the luck with their problems.

by Anonymousreply 2709/15/2020

A painful but harmless fall down the stairs reminds me to be grateful I have strong bones. (I bounced)

by Anonymousreply 2809/15/2020

At least Rudy Giuliani doesn't have to worry about keeping his neck warm, since he doesn't have one.

by Anonymousreply 2909/15/2020

Lens Dunham is body-positive.

by Anonymousreply 3009/15/2020

My father was a hard-working man.

Yes, it damn near killed me to type that!

by Anonymousreply 3109/15/2020

When I fell face down on the pavement and fractured my nose, I am so glad I didn't break al my teeth, cheekbones, or damage my eyesight.

by Anonymousreply 3209/15/2020

Despite being unloving, narcissistic people, my parents were very responsible as parents.

by Anonymousreply 3309/15/2020

Donal Trump is White!

by Anonymousreply 3409/16/2020

Ivanka Trump proves that... oh I just can't.

by Anonymousreply 3509/16/2020

Jose is a "thing." His dick IS only slightly bigger than mine, but it is NOT the big dick he thinks it is

by Anonymousreply 3609/16/2020

If you take Kim Kardashian to a recycling center, they give you a nickel!

by Anonymousreply 3709/16/2020

The Sussexes are (allegedly) no longer financially supported by British taxpayers.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 11:30 PM

My pussy smells, but at least I can smell my pussy.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Saturday at 12:02 AM

Boris Johnson has made many women happy....briefly...no, no, sorry can't do it. He's a wrong un and no mistake.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Saturday at 12:04 AM

R4 - thank you for making me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Saturday at 1:18 AM

I could easily see myself with a woman if she let me rim and fuck her and accepted that I wanna still have sex with men.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Saturday at 2:04 AM

Overweight but healthy and the latter means a lot to me

by Anonymousreply 43Last Saturday at 2:33 AM

You sound hot R42

by Anonymousreply 44Last Saturday at 2:37 AM

The Falwell klan (whoops - "clan!") reminds me of what true Christianity is not, and never has been, and never will be.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 3:06 AM

R5 got turned around on her way to the humble-brag thread.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Saturday at 3:12 AM

Why wouldn't a woman let you rim her, R42? She just wouldn't return the favor.

I wonder if women's asses taste different than men's, like cat pee and dog pee have a different odor.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Saturday at 4:44 AM

My mother , at 95, has aged gracefully out of Bitch

by Anonymousreply 48Last Saturday at 4:51 AM

[quote]Florida is the best place to find a great cuban sandwich.

It's also a great place to find a great Cuban.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Saturday at 4:53 AM

R49 .....who will vote for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Saturday at 5:02 AM

R50 - nope - for me, a great one is a lefty.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Saturday at 5:04 AM

Murican men tend to have big peepees with nice mushroom cockheads.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Saturday at 5:05 AM

Jim lost his hair. Badl suits him..

by Anonymousreply 53Last Saturday at 6:09 AM

R47 - they taste a bit, but not much different and put of the two I did it to, one said no because it felt embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Saturday at 6:29 AM

We all can smell you dear. Hi Cheryl r39.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Saturday at 6:32 AM

As much as I personally find most everything about sports revolting, I do recognize that some people are very sportsmanlike, and that in its purest form, competition and excellence can be a positive thing for many men and women.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Saturday at 6:34 AM

Prince Harry gives hope to everyone with no industry knowledge or particular expertise on anything to make a huge success of oneself just selling concept ideas.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 6:46 AM

R54 you can have me and sleep with as many men as you like.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 7:41 AM

R58 - as long as you aren't a hag or depressed...I already have 2 of those in my life. I'll take R44 too (provided he wasn't one of the bottoms crying after Taco Bell crap on a recent thread).

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 8:24 AM

I am positive that Mitch McConnell will die.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 8:33 AM

I don't disagree with everything Trump has done.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 8:38 AM

R60 = eternal optimist.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Saturday at 8:45 AM

My parents had enough sense to get divorced.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Saturday at 12:58 PM

Donald Trump's flyaway long combover tells you which way the wind is blowing at any given moment.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Saturday at 1:41 PM

This thread is very funny.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Saturday at 2:06 PM

JLo's singing makes you appreciate the technology used to compensate for poor vocals.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Saturday at 2:42 PM

Boris Johnson's unpredictable unruly hair makes even the most boring press conference a bright, entertaining comedic experience.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Saturday at 2:54 PM

The look Melania gave Ivanka made me enjoy the RNC.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Sunday at 10:54 AM

Turtle Head McConnell is a snappy dresser!

by Anonymousreply 69Last Monday at 5:17 AM

Stubbing my toe REALLY hard makes me feel so incredibly alive!

by Anonymousreply 70Last Monday at 5:29 AM

Kellyanne Conway has, um, erm... uh...

by Anonymousreply 71Last Monday at 5:52 AM

Donald Trump is not as bad as Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Monday at 6:10 AM

R71 Left the spotlight?????

by Anonymousreply 73Last Monday at 6:11 AM

Hillary Clinton will never be president.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Monday at 6:19 AM

r74 will never actually get to suck his daddy's cock

by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 6:21 AM

The mask is covering a big zit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 76Last Monday at 9:20 AM

R75 - unfortunately Hillary did get robbed by this orange disaster.

by Anonymousreply 7711 hours ago

Beets have a pretty color.

by Anonymousreply 7811 hours ago

Mitch McConnell's face is great for scaring school children away from where they hang out after class.

by Anonymousreply 7911 hours ago

My mother didn't waste any baking time by being self-reflective.

by Anonymousreply 8011 hours ago

I hate cheese, I hate eggs and I hate spinach but when you put them together in Italian Spinach, they are wonderful.

Mother and Stepfather live over 600 miles away from where I live.

Internal combustion engines are bad for the environment but they enable me to make money.

Drag queens irritate me to no end but they are courageous people.

by Anonymousreply 8110 hours ago

I don't have the covid since i can still smell Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 829 hours ago

For every second that Donald Trump is asleep, there is one less Twitter message to mess the world up.

by Anonymousreply 838 hours ago
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