Say something positive about something you hate

Will Smith has nice eyes.

Trump is the world's most amazing asshole.

I positively hate Trump

There, I said it :)

Vaginas are warm.

My stunning beauty has brought me nothing but horny men. I hate my beauty, to be honest.

Being alive is just the bees knees.

Getting a root canal means that I have enough resources to pay for expensive dental care.

That last cunt I worked for was excellent not only at being a cunt, but also at keeping management out of jail.

Rednecks are often friendly.

Tiny dicks can be cute.

Miss Lindsey jokes never fail to put a smile on my face, even in the darkest of times.

Florida is the best place to find a great cuban sandwich.

Scales can also be used to weigh bulky packages, not just your body weight.

I hate my job, but at least I have a job at the moment.

Gaining a few pounds during quarantine has softened the lines on my face.

I'm so grateful I've kept my hair.

R14 Agreed. I hate working remotely from home, but unlike so many others who have been furloughed or lost their jobs, I still have mine.

Congrats to Meghan McCain on her pregnancy, she deserves a nice, LONG maternity leave after all she's been through and I hope ABC grants her all the time off she wants.

Trump made good products. I liked his under arm deoderant for men: Empire.

My husband’s family is more sane than mine.

Republican women truly do a great job of always coloring their uniformly straightened long hair the exact shade of Crystal Lite powdered lemonade mix. How cutting-edge they are!

Hillary Clinton is tenacious.

IBS is a great diet.

Illegal use of handicap parking

Quarantining alone has saved me a fortune in grooming products.

As a main course, liver is very nutritious.

I wish my former toxic friends all the luck with their problems.

A painful but harmless fall down the stairs reminds me to be grateful I have strong bones. (I bounced)

At least Rudy Giuliani doesn't have to worry about keeping his neck warm, since he doesn't have one.

Lens Dunham is body-positive.

My father was a hard-working man.

Yes, it damn near killed me to type that!

When I fell face down on the pavement and fractured my nose, I am so glad I didn't break al my teeth, cheekbones, or damage my eyesight.

Despite being unloving, narcissistic people, my parents were very responsible as parents.

Donal Trump is White!

Ivanka Trump proves that... oh I just can't.

Jose is a "thing." His dick IS only slightly bigger than mine, but it is NOT the big dick he thinks it is

If you take Kim Kardashian to a recycling center, they give you a nickel!

The Sussexes are (allegedly) no longer financially supported by British taxpayers.

My pussy smells, but at least I can smell my pussy.

Boris Johnson has made many women happy....briefly...no, no, sorry can't do it. He's a wrong un and no mistake.

R4 - thank you for making me laugh out loud.

I could easily see myself with a woman if she let me rim and fuck her and accepted that I wanna still have sex with men.

Overweight but healthy and the latter means a lot to me

You sound hot R42

The Falwell klan (whoops - "clan!") reminds me of what true Christianity is not, and never has been, and never will be.

R5 got turned around on her way to the humble-brag thread.

Why wouldn't a woman let you rim her, R42? She just wouldn't return the favor.

I wonder if women's asses taste different than men's, like cat pee and dog pee have a different odor.

My mother , at 95, has aged gracefully out of Bitch

[quote]Florida is the best place to find a great cuban sandwich.

It's also a great place to find a great Cuban.

R49 .....who will vote for Trump.

R50 - nope - for me, a great one is a lefty.

Murican men tend to have big peepees with nice mushroom cockheads.

Jim lost his hair. Badl suits him..

R47 - they taste a bit, but not much different and put of the two I did it to, one said no because it felt embarrassing.

We all can smell you dear. Hi Cheryl r39.

As much as I personally find most everything about sports revolting, I do recognize that some people are very sportsmanlike, and that in its purest form, competition and excellence can be a positive thing for many men and women.

Prince Harry gives hope to everyone with no industry knowledge or particular expertise on anything to make a huge success of oneself just selling concept ideas.

R54 you can have me and sleep with as many men as you like.

R58 - as long as you aren't a hag or depressed...I already have 2 of those in my life. I'll take R44 too (provided he wasn't one of the bottoms crying after Taco Bell crap on a recent thread).

I am positive that Mitch McConnell will die.

I don't disagree with everything Trump has done.

R60 = eternal optimist.

My parents had enough sense to get divorced.

Donald Trump's flyaway long combover tells you which way the wind is blowing at any given moment.

This thread is very funny.

JLo's singing makes you appreciate the technology used to compensate for poor vocals.

Boris Johnson's unpredictable unruly hair makes even the most boring press conference a bright, entertaining comedic experience.

The look Melania gave Ivanka made me enjoy the RNC.

Turtle Head McConnell is a snappy dresser!

Stubbing my toe REALLY hard makes me feel so incredibly alive!

Kellyanne Conway has, um, erm... uh...

Donald Trump is not as bad as Hitler.

R71 Left the spotlight?????

Hillary Clinton will never be president.

r74 will never actually get to suck his daddy's cock

The mask is covering a big zit on my face.

R75 - unfortunately Hillary did get robbed by this orange disaster.

Beets have a pretty color.

Mitch McConnell's face is great for scaring school children away from where they hang out after class.

My mother didn't waste any baking time by being self-reflective.

I hate cheese, I hate eggs and I hate spinach but when you put them together in Italian Spinach, they are wonderful.

Mother and Stepfather live over 600 miles away from where I live.

Internal combustion engines are bad for the environment but they enable me to make money.

Drag queens irritate me to no end but they are courageous people.

I don't have the covid since i can still smell Cheryl.

For every second that Donald Trump is asleep, there is one less Twitter message to mess the world up.