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Greetings from Austria - the country where, according to Plump, people live in "forest cities" and have "explosive trees"!
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| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 15, 2020 9:08 PM |
Look at the Faux News commentators' faces in the video, in particular the one on the right. :-D
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 15, 2020 5:05 PM |
Well if you raked your forests like they do in Finland, this wouldn't be a problem. Would it Austria?
"Austria, great country. Beautiful country. Not as beautiful as the USA, but beautiful anyway. Gave us Paul Hogan. Great guy. Funny guy."
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 15, 2020 5:07 PM |
[quote] people live in "forest cities" and have "explosive trees"
The Monchhichis were Austrian?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 15, 2020 5:23 PM |
So true! As an Australian, I've had many trees explode in the forest behind my house! It's scary! I thought it was urban youths popping someone!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 15, 2020 5:27 PM |
More footage of people’s’ souls shrivelling behind their eyes as they listen to Trump talk infantile, nonsensical shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 15, 2020 6:16 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 15, 2020 6:20 PM |
Austria gave us Wolfgang Přiklopil, Josef Fritzl, Marie Antoinette, Sigmund Freud and I haven’t even mentioned You Know Who.
They’re an … eccentric lot, to say the least. Must be the mountains making them crazy.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 15, 2020 6:23 PM |
R7 that's due to those VERY explosive trees there, you know.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 15, 2020 6:24 PM |
I'm posting from Austria right now, and I congratulate the US on having such an astute president. Our explosive trees save us a fortune on fireworks, I can assure you.
(And r7 must be Czech, or just trying too hard. Wolfgang Priklopil was indeed Austrian, and as such he would never have used a háček in his name, as in "Přiklopil".)
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 15, 2020 6:47 PM |
He's a buffoon.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 15, 2020 6:54 PM |
"The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian."
and they have kangaroos.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 15, 2020 6:58 PM |
Forest cities? Pfft, amateurs. Forest planets are where it’s at!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 15, 2020 7:04 PM |
R9, seawas, Oida! ;-)
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 15, 2020 7:04 PM |
When will this stop? Raking forests, exploding trees, injections of disinfectants- can’t people see that the man is an idiot?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 15, 2020 7:08 PM |
Just listening to that babble proves he never had a proper education. It's like he was home-schooled by a deplorable in a trailer.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 15, 2020 7:08 PM |
Oide, r13. ;-)
Griaß di aus Wean.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 15, 2020 7:22 PM |
If you're going to live in a forest city, you'll need some modular tree houses.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 15, 2020 9:08 PM |