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Greetings from Austria - the country where, according to Plump, people live in "forest cities" and have "explosive trees"!

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by Anonymousreply 1709/15/2020

Look at the Faux News commentators' faces in the video, in particular the one on the right. :-D

by Anonymousreply 109/15/2020

Well if you raked your forests like they do in Finland, this wouldn't be a problem. Would it Austria?

"Austria, great country. Beautiful country. Not as beautiful as the USA, but beautiful anyway. Gave us Paul Hogan. Great guy. Funny guy."

by Anonymousreply 209/15/2020

[quote] people live in "forest cities" and have "explosive trees"

The Monchhichis were Austrian?

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by Anonymousreply 309/15/2020

So true! As an Australian, I've had many trees explode in the forest behind my house! It's scary! I thought it was urban youths popping someone!

by Anonymousreply 409/15/2020

More footage of people’s’ souls shrivelling behind their eyes as they listen to Trump talk infantile, nonsensical shit.

by Anonymousreply 509/15/2020
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by Anonymousreply 609/15/2020

Austria gave us Wolfgang Přiklopil, Josef Fritzl, Marie Antoinette, Sigmund Freud and I haven’t even mentioned You Know Who.

They’re an … eccentric lot, to say the least. Must be the mountains making them crazy.

by Anonymousreply 709/15/2020

R7 that's due to those VERY explosive trees there, you know.

by Anonymousreply 809/15/2020

I'm posting from Austria right now, and I congratulate the US on having such an astute president. Our explosive trees save us a fortune on fireworks, I can assure you.

(And r7 must be Czech, or just trying too hard. Wolfgang Priklopil was indeed Austrian, and as such he would never have used a háček in his name, as in "Přiklopil".)

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by Anonymousreply 909/15/2020

He's a buffoon.

by Anonymousreply 1009/15/2020

"The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian."

and they have kangaroos.

by Anonymousreply 1109/15/2020

Forest cities? Pfft, amateurs. Forest planets are where it’s at!

by Anonymousreply 1209/15/2020

R9, seawas, Oida! ;-)

by Anonymousreply 1309/15/2020

When will this stop? Raking forests, exploding trees, injections of disinfectants- can’t people see that the man is an idiot?

by Anonymousreply 1409/15/2020

Just listening to that babble proves he never had a proper education. It's like he was home-schooled by a deplorable in a trailer.

by Anonymousreply 1509/15/2020

Oide, r13. ;-)

Griaß di aus Wean.

by Anonymousreply 1609/15/2020

If you're going to live in a forest city, you'll need some modular tree houses.

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