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Kristen Bell Reveals She 'Walked in' on Her Daughters Drinking O'Doul's During Zoom Class

"My husband brought home a six-pack of O'Doul's last night. And my daughters often ask for O'Doul's," the mother of two continues, stressing that the drink is "nonalcoholic" (according to the O'Doul's website, "less than 0.5 percent alcohol by volume") and revealing that her girls have "been at restaurants and ordered" the beers.

"They have 15-minute breaks where they're allowed to jump around and grab a snack and wiggle it out. And I walk in to check on them at 9:30 and both of them are drinking an O'Doul's on their Zooms," she recalls. "They're both just sipping their Doulies. And I'm like, 'What must these other parents and teachers think of me?' "

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by They are 5 and 7reply 4009/16/2020

Call CPS! Lock her up!

by They are 5 and 7reply 109/15/2020

The five-year-old daughter is still in diapers, per an article a few months ago. In diapers and drinking fake beer.

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by They are 5 and 7reply 209/15/2020

Maybe a smoothie instead?

by They are 5 and 7reply 309/15/2020

Who drank all my O’Douls?!

by They are 5 and 7reply 409/15/2020

Kristen Bell and her "hilarious" over-sharing is insufferable. Just shut the fuck up please. She is like a toddler needing constant attention. Find something else to do, maybe potty train your 5 year old?

by They are 5 and 7reply 509/15/2020

I was already drinking vodka by age 4

by They are 5 and 7reply 609/15/2020

It’s a grain drink about as harmless as a bowl of liquid Cheerios. Eggnog has more alcohol.

Maybe it’s a shameless plug?

by They are 5 and 7reply 709/15/2020

It’s a grain drink about as harmless as a bowl of liquid Cheerios. Eggnog has more alcohol.

Maybe it’s a shameless plug?

by They are 5 and 7reply 809/15/2020

She's a shameless plug for herself.

by They are 5 and 7reply 909/15/2020

No restaurants serve 5-year-olds fake beer. Most restaurants, bars and liquor stores make adults show ID to buy fake beer, and I can't imagine an Applebee's or whatever wanting people to see some toddler in a diaper drinking an O'Douls.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1009/15/2020

Just "accidentally" share a pic of Dax's dick already.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1109/15/2020

Oh, please! I remember when I was a kid and my parents had dinners, I would wait until they were walking the guests to the door to say their goodbyes, and I would sneak down the stairs and finish whatever was left in the wine or cocktail glasses. This was always followed by the vest sleep I ever had in my life.

Kids will be kids.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1209/15/2020

They shouldn’t be drinking it during work hours. At least wait until after school.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1309/15/2020

R10 Yeah, she is so full of shit.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1409/15/2020

[quote]Just "accidentally" share a pic of Dax's dick already.

No one wants to see that.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1509/15/2020

It has the ring of a humblebrag, but there’s nothing to be proud of.

Those poor kids. And I don’t mean the O’Doul’s. I mean the oversharing.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1609/15/2020

I don't know how she became the go-to for the 30 something, generic blonde married woman with kids. She has way too many endorsements. I don't get it.

And does anyone think 5 year olds drinking O'Douls is cute? Who does that?

by They are 5 and 7reply 1709/15/2020

[quote] Oh, please! I remember when I was a kid and my parents had dinners, I would wait until they were walking the guests to the door to say their goodbyes, and I would sneak down the stairs and finish whatever was left in the wine or cocktail glasses. This was always followed by the vest sleep I ever had in my life.

Were you 5?

by They are 5 and 7reply 1809/15/2020

Considering Dax is a recovering alcoholic (and they share that information constantly), I think it's really foolish to be so casual about the kids consuming it, especially during lessons.

by They are 5 and 7reply 1909/15/2020

R18, yes, I was. 5 or 6. My parents caught me after a while and that didn’t go over too well for me.

by They are 5 and 7reply 2009/15/2020

R12 = Drew Barrymore. ;)

by They are 5 and 7reply 2109/15/2020

Here’s Dax on The Hot Ones saying he has a Fentanyl patch on his back. I thought if you were in recovery you couldn’t have those kind of painkillers?

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by They are 5 and 7reply 2209/15/2020

They'll talk about this in their future "qualifications," which will seem cute before the really harrowing shit that brought them into the rooms.

by They are 5 and 7reply 2309/15/2020

I have a hard time telling Kristen Bell apart from the Canadian actress Alison Pill, whose U.S. career was seriously derailed by a drunk-selfie tit-pic.

by They are 5 and 7reply 2409/15/2020

Omg Alison Pill did that?! Ha ha ha!

Dax is ugly.

by They are 5 and 7reply 2509/15/2020

R17 I don't get it either.

by They are 5 and 7reply 2609/15/2020

Alison Pill has/had perfect tits.

I would have shown them off at every opportunity at that age.

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by They are 5 and 7reply 2709/15/2020

Alison Pill has/had perfect tits.

I would have shown them off at every opportunity at that age.

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by They are 5 and 7reply 2809/15/2020

A budding alcoholic, I must say.

by They are 5 and 7reply 2909/15/2020

Some recovering alchies drink NA beer. Personally, I don’t go near the stuff. It’s not going to satisfy me in any way and it’s only going to make me want the real thing. Not worth it at all.

by They are 5 and 7reply 3009/15/2020

Her children are going to be total disasters as teenagers with these two idiots as parents. Not potty trained at 5 and slugging down non-alcoholic beers during online school. Jesus Wept.

by They are 5 and 7reply 3109/15/2020

She was horribly miscast in the heaven/hell sitcom that I won't even bother to google. I watched several episodes and just had to stop. She comes off as way too much as a goody two shoes to play an asshole slob in that show.

Now Janeane Garofalo on the other hand....

by They are 5 and 7reply 3209/15/2020

R31, don't forget the husband said he would 'allow' his daughters to do certain drugs. He should talk to Melissa Etheridge. He's a recovering addict too.

by They are 5 and 7reply 3309/15/2020

[Quote] She was horribly miscast in the heaven/hell sitcom that I won't even bother to google. I watched several episodes and just had to stop. She comes off as way too much as a goody two shoes to play an asshole slob in that show.

I haven't seen it, but she'll forever be known as Veronica Mars. Which she's clearly accepted since she keeps playing that character. I also enjoyed her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

by They are 5 and 7reply 3409/15/2020

Didn't she and her dick-ass husband get some bill passed that protected celebrity kids from paparazzi which is of course great but sharing all these details is just as invasive.

Such hypocrisy.

by They are 5 and 7reply 3509/15/2020

R35 i think so??? Pretty sure SMG was involved too.

by They are 5 and 7reply 3609/15/2020

Jennifer Garner was involved with the paparazzi bill and she is the biggest offender of using her kids for publicity walks. They are still never blurred out either, yet other kids are. Her whole image is fake as is most of Hollywood.

by They are 5 and 7reply 3709/16/2020

R27 those boobs are amazing!

by They are 5 and 7reply 3809/16/2020

[quote] No one wants to see that.

Speak for yourself! He supposedly has an enormous cock and I'm a size queen, so sign me up!

by They are 5 and 7reply 3909/16/2020

[quote] In diapers and drinking fake beer.

Great idea!

by They are 5 and 7reply 4009/16/2020
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