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Call of those wedding plans...

How much did she eat to barf that much?

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by Anonymousreply 15September 15, 2020 6:21 PM

I feel sorry for her. At the end he says “you were right, I was wrong”. This leads me to think she didn’t want to go on this ride, in fear of throwing up.... but he persisted Now everyone can witness her embarrassment. Not funny.

by Anonymousreply 1September 15, 2020 2:57 PM

Shut up R1. It's fucking hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 2September 15, 2020 3:52 PM

She damn near coughed up her toenails.

by Anonymousreply 3September 15, 2020 4:09 PM

Doesn't look like a theme park. Maybe a carnival or something.

by Anonymousreply 4September 15, 2020 4:22 PM

OMG, did they just finish up at the All You Can Keep Down, Hometown Buffet? Damn, that was a lot of barf.

by Anonymousreply 5September 15, 2020 4:29 PM

Now we know why she's so FAT! Jesus christ, hunny, you know there's a thing called Doggie Bags! You don't HAVE to clean your plate!!!

by Anonymousreply 6September 15, 2020 4:40 PM

And yet.....he’d still let her blow him....

by Anonymousreply 7September 15, 2020 4:41 PM

R4 - the background looks depressing and residential. I wouldn't go on that thing if it was a local carnival - fuck knows what safety checks go on.

He's rather handsome - he needs to eat some more and take some off of her plate.

by Anonymousreply 8September 15, 2020 4:45 PM

He's cute. Why is he dating a girl that fat? Or are most young women that corpulent nowadays?

by Anonymousreply 9September 15, 2020 4:51 PM

OP is Jack London

by Anonymousreply 10September 15, 2020 4:53 PM

I feel bad for the people on the ground, those cars and the one who has to clean the ride now.

But I did damn near piss myself laughing.

by Anonymousreply 11September 15, 2020 4:57 PM

Mumford and Sons 😂

by Anonymousreply 12September 15, 2020 5:00 PM

Well, on the brite side... At least it wasn't CUM!!! Those small town whores do big business! I would know!

by Anonymousreply 13September 15, 2020 5:21 PM

Am I the only one who wants to save him from this horrible small town life married to this woman, who, let's face it, is at her sexual and attraction peak?

It's all downhill from here. He's going to be an overweight alcoholic in less than 3 years.

by Anonymousreply 14September 15, 2020 5:55 PM

Yeah, she missed his Mumford and Sons shirt.

by Anonymousreply 15September 15, 2020 6:21 PM
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