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Can you just move to Narnia?

Thinking of taking up Prince Caspian and King Peter's offer to spitroast me.

by Anonymousreply 5909/15/2020

Prince Caspian was pretty dreamy

by Anonymousreply 109/14/2020

Is Prince Caspian white?

by Anonymousreply 209/14/2020

âś‹đź’©.

by Anonymousreply 309/14/2020

Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens

by Anonymousreply 409/14/2020

The red tape is just nutty. You'd be better off moving to Oz.

by Anonymousreply 509/14/2020
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by Anonymousreply 609/14/2020

You need at least $5MM in liquid assets.

by Anonymousreply 709/14/2020

Eww, no thank you OP. Prince Caspian has stumps instead of feet.

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by Anonymousreply 809/14/2020

Whatever happened to the white kid with yellow skin from the Narnia films?

by Anonymousreply 909/14/2020

I'd rather try my luck with the Wood Between Worlds... there were so many more interesting places hinted at than what Narnia turned out to be.

by Anonymousreply 1009/14/2020

R4, a wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.

by Anonymousreply 1109/14/2020

[quote]R4 We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens

You can stare at a painting of the Dawn Treader boat. Surely that’s open to all?

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by Anonymousreply 1209/14/2020

[quote]R12 A wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.

We call it an armoire. I’m not sure there’s an agreed upon American word.

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by Anonymousreply 1309/14/2020

You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus

by Anonymousreply 1409/14/2020

It's pretty easy if you have a special professional skill like fighting witches or being white.

by Anonymousreply 1509/14/2020

Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 1609/14/2020

[quote] You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus

So that’s what “the lamppost” was referring to.

by Anonymousreply 1709/14/2020

Many don't know that the name "Tumnus" is derived from the word "tumescent"

by Anonymousreply 1809/14/2020

Yes, Rose, go sit in the wardrobe and wait for the first bus.

by Anonymousreply 1909/14/2020

Enjoy Hell, Susan.

by Anonymousreply 2009/14/2020

Dunno if you missed the very obvious allegory, OP, but there is one very simple way you could go to Narnia.

by Anonymousreply 2109/14/2020

before you get to the two kings and Caspian, you have to get fucked by the bull in the back row.

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by Anonymousreply 2209/14/2020

R20, lmfao

by Anonymousreply 2309/14/2020

R21 = Louis Tomlinson

by Anonymousreply 2409/14/2020

You'll have to go back into the closet.

by Anonymousreply 2509/14/2020

Ugh, why would you? There are always wars and shit, there, just like here. And no fun drugs and sex.

by Anonymousreply 2609/14/2020

If you’re white and end up in Calormen, you’ll likely be sold to an angry drunk who beats you on the ears

by Anonymousreply 2709/14/2020

[quote] And no fun drugs and sex.

But there is Turkish delight.

by Anonymousreply 2809/14/2020

OP should move back to her mother's womb and stay there and never come out again. The best place for her to be.

End of.

by Anonymousreply 2909/14/2020

End of what, R29?

by Anonymousreply 3009/14/2020

R22, I'd endure the bull if it meant having Ben Barnes balls deep inside of me

by Anonymousreply 3109/14/2020

R20 - I shall! With nylons and lipstick and invitations, oh my!

by Anonymousreply 3209/14/2020

what about King Edmund?

by Anonymousreply 3309/14/2020

yes, please

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by Anonymousreply 3409/14/2020

Build it, and they will come - -

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by Anonymousreply 3509/14/2020

R30 end of OP's sad, miserable 55-year no-fun life.

by Anonymousreply 3609/15/2020

I don’t know what those damn kids found so intolerable about living in a remote English manor house full of antiques.

Tasteful friends...?

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by Anonymousreply 3709/15/2020

Tasteful Friends of Narnia, what do we think of this Mid-Regime Modern castle? I love the meutrieres and crenellations but is Beruna a deal-breaker?

by Anonymousreply 3809/15/2020

R36 is a bitter 45 year old sexless basement dwelling incel who writes himself into his own Narnia fanfic. Kill yourself, R36, you are despised by all.

by Anonymousreply 3909/15/2020

Burn in Hell, R36.

by Anonymousreply 4009/15/2020

R39 should be slain on the Stone Table.

With no little mice to nibble through his bonds!

by Anonymousreply 4109/15/2020

R41 should be garroted with Susan's nylons while being sodomized by the Dawn Treader's prow.

by Anonymousreply 4209/15/2020

We really can't have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 4309/15/2020

R43, that ship sailed when Hollywood got its grubby hands on the series

by Anonymousreply 4409/15/2020

I meant the lackwit fishwives lobbing death threats at each other in this thread, R44.

On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.

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by Anonymousreply 4609/15/2020

Uh, I just switched to Team Lipstick.

by Anonymousreply 4709/15/2020

What the fuck, Aslan? Lucy blew Mr. Tumnus and you're ripping me to shreds over nylons and lipstick? Piss off, you big, overgrown pussy!

by Anonymousreply 4809/15/2020

I feel like we're already there right now. Always winter, never Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 4909/15/2020

I did find James McAvoy hot as an animal.

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by Anonymousreply 5009/15/2020

[quote]Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens.

Or those of us who have an armoire.

Le moron.

by Anonymousreply 5109/15/2020

It's a chiffarobe.

by Anonymousreply 5209/15/2020

R51 just accept that Aslan hates Americans. He’s the original xenophobe

by Anonymousreply 5309/15/2020

only if your chifferobe hasn't been busted up by a hunky black guy

by Anonymousreply 5409/15/2020

r20, fancy your remembering the games we played as kiddies!

by Anonymousreply 5509/15/2020

I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.

by Anonymousreply 5609/15/2020

[quote] I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.

That's precisely what Lewis responded to kids who wrote to him asking about Susan's fate. See below for part of R45. There isn't really proof he wasn't actually planning to write a book about her, but others have speculated that he intended too and that this was a reasonable explanation as to why Susan's fate was left ambiguous.

[quote] On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.

by Anonymousreply 5709/15/2020

[quote]On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan"

Just don't Google the Conniption of Karen.

by Anonymousreply 5809/15/2020

One does not simply move to Narnia.

by Anonymousreply 5909/15/2020
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