Thinking of taking up Prince Caspian and King Peter's offer to spitroast me.
Can you just move to Narnia?
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Prince Caspian was pretty dreamy
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/14/2020|
Is Prince Caspian white?
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|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/14/2020|
Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/14/2020|
The red tape is just nutty. You'd be better off moving to Oz.
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|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/14/2020|
You need at least $5MM in liquid assets.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/14/2020|
Eww, no thank you OP. Prince Caspian has stumps instead of feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/14/2020|
Whatever happened to the white kid with yellow skin from the Narnia films?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/14/2020|
I'd rather try my luck with the Wood Between Worlds... there were so many more interesting places hinted at than what Narnia turned out to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/14/2020|
R4, a wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/14/2020|
[quote]R4 We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens
You can stare at a painting of the Dawn Treader boat. Surely that’s open to all?
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[quote]R12 A wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.
We call it an armoire. I’m not sure there’s an agreed upon American word.
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You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/14/2020|
It's pretty easy if you have a special professional skill like fighting witches or being white.
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|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/14/2020|
[quote] You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus
So that’s what “the lamppost” was referring to.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/14/2020|
Many don't know that the name "Tumnus" is derived from the word "tumescent"
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/14/2020|
Yes, Rose, go sit in the wardrobe and wait for the first bus.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/14/2020|
Enjoy Hell, Susan.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/14/2020|
Dunno if you missed the very obvious allegory, OP, but there is one very simple way you could go to Narnia.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/14/2020|
before you get to the two kings and Caspian, you have to get fucked by the bull in the back row.
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|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/14/2020|
R21 = Louis Tomlinson
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/14/2020|
You'll have to go back into the closet.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/14/2020|
Ugh, why would you? There are always wars and shit, there, just like here. And no fun drugs and sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/14/2020|
If you’re white and end up in Calormen, you’ll likely be sold to an angry drunk who beats you on the ears
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/14/2020|
[quote] And no fun drugs and sex.
But there is Turkish delight.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/14/2020|
OP should move back to her mother's womb and stay there and never come out again. The best place for her to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/14/2020|
End of what, R29?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/14/2020|
R22, I'd endure the bull if it meant having Ben Barnes balls deep inside of me
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/14/2020|
R20 - I shall! With nylons and lipstick and invitations, oh my!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/14/2020|
what about King Edmund?
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|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/14/2020|
Build it, and they will come - -
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/14/2020|
R30 end of OP's sad, miserable 55-year no-fun life.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/15/2020|
I don’t know what those damn kids found so intolerable about living in a remote English manor house full of antiques.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/15/2020|
Tasteful Friends of Narnia, what do we think of this Mid-Regime Modern castle? I love the meutrieres and crenellations but is Beruna a deal-breaker?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/15/2020|
R36 is a bitter 45 year old sexless basement dwelling incel who writes himself into his own Narnia fanfic. Kill yourself, R36, you are despised by all.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/15/2020|
Burn in Hell, R36.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/15/2020|
R39 should be slain on the Stone Table.
With no little mice to nibble through his bonds!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/15/2020|
R41 should be garroted with Susan's nylons while being sodomized by the Dawn Treader's prow.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/15/2020|
We really can't have nice things.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/15/2020|
R43, that ship sailed when Hollywood got its grubby hands on the series
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/15/2020|
I meant the lackwit fishwives lobbing death threats at each other in this thread, R44.
On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.
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|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/15/2020|
Uh, I just switched to Team Lipstick.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/15/2020|
What the fuck, Aslan? Lucy blew Mr. Tumnus and you're ripping me to shreds over nylons and lipstick? Piss off, you big, overgrown pussy!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/15/2020|
I feel like we're already there right now. Always winter, never Christmas.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/15/2020|
I did find James McAvoy hot as an animal.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/15/2020|
[quote]Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens.
Or those of us who have an armoire.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/15/2020|
It's a chiffarobe.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/15/2020|
R51 just accept that Aslan hates Americans. He’s the original xenophobe
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/15/2020|
only if your chifferobe hasn't been busted up by a hunky black guy
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/15/2020|
r20, fancy your remembering the games we played as kiddies!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/15/2020|
I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/15/2020|
[quote] I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.
That's precisely what Lewis responded to kids who wrote to him asking about Susan's fate. See below for part of R45. There isn't really proof he wasn't actually planning to write a book about her, but others have speculated that he intended too and that this was a reasonable explanation as to why Susan's fate was left ambiguous.
[quote] On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/15/2020|
[quote]On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan"
Just don't Google the Conniption of Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/15/2020|
One does not simply move to Narnia.
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