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Can you just move to Narnia?

Thinking of taking up Prince Caspian and King Peter's offer to spitroast me.

by Anonymousreply 59September 16, 2020 5:52 AM

Prince Caspian was pretty dreamy

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2020 9:54 PM

Is Prince Caspian white?

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2020 9:58 PM

âś‹đź’©.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2020 10:00 PM

Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2020 10:01 PM

The red tape is just nutty. You'd be better off moving to Oz.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2020 10:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2020 10:16 PM

You need at least $5MM in liquid assets.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2020 10:17 PM

Eww, no thank you OP. Prince Caspian has stumps instead of feet.

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by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2020 10:22 PM

Whatever happened to the white kid with yellow skin from the Narnia films?

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2020 10:31 PM

I'd rather try my luck with the Wood Between Worlds... there were so many more interesting places hinted at than what Narnia turned out to be.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2020 10:48 PM

R4, a wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2020 10:56 PM

[quote]R4 We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens

You can stare at a painting of the Dawn Treader boat. Surely that’s open to all?

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by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2020 10:58 PM

[quote]R12 A wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.

We call it an armoire. I’m not sure there’s an agreed upon American word.

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by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2020 11:03 PM

You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2020 11:14 PM

It's pretty easy if you have a special professional skill like fighting witches or being white.

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2020 11:19 PM

Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2020 11:20 PM

[quote] You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus

So that’s what “the lamppost” was referring to.

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2020 11:28 PM

Many don't know that the name "Tumnus" is derived from the word "tumescent"

by Anonymousreply 18September 15, 2020 12:04 AM

Yes, Rose, go sit in the wardrobe and wait for the first bus.

by Anonymousreply 19September 15, 2020 12:25 AM

Enjoy Hell, Susan.

by Anonymousreply 20September 15, 2020 12:29 AM

Dunno if you missed the very obvious allegory, OP, but there is one very simple way you could go to Narnia.

by Anonymousreply 21September 15, 2020 12:30 AM

before you get to the two kings and Caspian, you have to get fucked by the bull in the back row.

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by Anonymousreply 22September 15, 2020 12:31 AM

R20, lmfao

by Anonymousreply 23September 15, 2020 12:33 AM

R21 = Louis Tomlinson

by Anonymousreply 24September 15, 2020 12:33 AM

You'll have to go back into the closet.

by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2020 12:33 AM

Ugh, why would you? There are always wars and shit, there, just like here. And no fun drugs and sex.

by Anonymousreply 26September 15, 2020 12:43 AM

If you’re white and end up in Calormen, you’ll likely be sold to an angry drunk who beats you on the ears

by Anonymousreply 27September 15, 2020 12:46 AM

[quote] And no fun drugs and sex.

But there is Turkish delight.

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2020 12:46 AM

OP should move back to her mother's womb and stay there and never come out again. The best place for her to be.

End of.

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2020 12:46 AM

End of what, R29?

by Anonymousreply 30September 15, 2020 12:48 AM

R22, I'd endure the bull if it meant having Ben Barnes balls deep inside of me

by Anonymousreply 31September 15, 2020 4:52 AM

R20 - I shall! With nylons and lipstick and invitations, oh my!

by Anonymousreply 32September 15, 2020 5:00 AM

what about King Edmund?

by Anonymousreply 33September 15, 2020 5:48 AM

yes, please

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by Anonymousreply 34September 15, 2020 6:42 AM

Build it, and they will come - -

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by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2020 7:33 AM

R30 end of OP's sad, miserable 55-year no-fun life.

by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2020 8:51 AM

I don’t know what those damn kids found so intolerable about living in a remote English manor house full of antiques.

Tasteful friends...?

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by Anonymousreply 37September 15, 2020 9:00 AM

Tasteful Friends of Narnia, what do we think of this Mid-Regime Modern castle? I love the meutrieres and crenellations but is Beruna a deal-breaker?

by Anonymousreply 38September 15, 2020 10:19 AM

R36 is a bitter 45 year old sexless basement dwelling incel who writes himself into his own Narnia fanfic. Kill yourself, R36, you are despised by all.

by Anonymousreply 39September 15, 2020 2:57 PM

Burn in Hell, R36.

by Anonymousreply 40September 15, 2020 3:30 PM

R39 should be slain on the Stone Table.

With no little mice to nibble through his bonds!

by Anonymousreply 41September 15, 2020 3:46 PM

R41 should be garroted with Susan's nylons while being sodomized by the Dawn Treader's prow.

by Anonymousreply 42September 15, 2020 4:00 PM

We really can't have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 43September 15, 2020 4:00 PM

R43, that ship sailed when Hollywood got its grubby hands on the series

by Anonymousreply 44September 15, 2020 4:06 PM

I meant the lackwit fishwives lobbing death threats at each other in this thread, R44.

On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.

by Anonymousreply 45September 15, 2020 7:50 PM
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by Anonymousreply 46September 15, 2020 8:09 PM

Uh, I just switched to Team Lipstick.

by Anonymousreply 47September 15, 2020 8:17 PM

What the fuck, Aslan? Lucy blew Mr. Tumnus and you're ripping me to shreds over nylons and lipstick? Piss off, you big, overgrown pussy!

by Anonymousreply 48September 15, 2020 9:38 PM

I feel like we're already there right now. Always winter, never Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 49September 15, 2020 9:42 PM

I did find James McAvoy hot as an animal.

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by Anonymousreply 50September 16, 2020 12:05 AM

[quote]Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens.

Or those of us who have an armoire.

Le moron.

by Anonymousreply 51September 16, 2020 12:19 AM

It's a chiffarobe.

by Anonymousreply 52September 16, 2020 12:29 AM

R51 just accept that Aslan hates Americans. He’s the original xenophobe

by Anonymousreply 53September 16, 2020 1:36 AM

only if your chifferobe hasn't been busted up by a hunky black guy

by Anonymousreply 54September 16, 2020 2:19 AM

r20, fancy your remembering the games we played as kiddies!

by Anonymousreply 55September 16, 2020 2:24 AM

I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.

by Anonymousreply 56September 16, 2020 2:25 AM

[quote] I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.

That's precisely what Lewis responded to kids who wrote to him asking about Susan's fate. See below for part of R45. There isn't really proof he wasn't actually planning to write a book about her, but others have speculated that he intended too and that this was a reasonable explanation as to why Susan's fate was left ambiguous.

[quote] On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.

by Anonymousreply 57September 16, 2020 3:08 AM

[quote]On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan"

Just don't Google the Conniption of Karen.

by Anonymousreply 58September 16, 2020 4:03 AM

One does not simply move to Narnia.

by Anonymousreply 59September 16, 2020 5:52 AM
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