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Here’s a sentence you don’t hear every day

Let’s eat at a nasty restaurant.

Other examples are appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 35a day ago

Your baby looks just like you--it has that ugly snout of yours!

by Anonymousreply 109/14/2020

I’ve got an itch in the left quadrant of my ass to hear some Highway 101.

by Anonymousreply 209/14/2020

Donald Trump is the nicest, kindest person you would ever want to meet, a complete gentleman and a credit to humanity.

by Anonymousreply 309/14/2020

"I'm sorry, I've completely fucked up."

by Anonymousreply 409/14/2020

You will to eat your sister’s pussy if she gets horny!

by Anonymousreply 509/14/2020

I love tiny centimeter peters!

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 2:24 PM

Miss Lawson will have a seltzer and lime.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 2:32 PM

No, thanks. I couldn't eat another bite!

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 2:49 PM

Please stop clenching down on my hand and let me pull it out of there!

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 6:05 PM

"I'm putting my phone away so that you and I can talk".

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 6:19 PM

Don’t u cum in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Thursday at 4:32 PM

For God’s sake! Take off your wedding band before you fist my asshole!

by Anonymousreply 12Last Friday at 2:50 PM

The world needs more first lady beaver shots.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Friday at 3:15 PM

"Please. Thank you."

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 3:18 PM

Poop poop de doop poop poop de doop

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 3:53 PM

Give me the Donald Trump haircut.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 4:00 PM

OP has started an interesting thread.

I don't mean it, but it IS a sentence you (sic) don't hear every day.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 4:17 PM

I'm hoping this underwear won't make my dick look fat.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 4:19 PM

Hold the news-reader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 4:38 PM

…WHAT???

by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 4:47 PM

With all my heart, I still love the man I killed.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 4:50 PM

Madonna is talented and pretty.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 4:56 PM

I enjoy getting older.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 5:38 PM

When will Nickelback (or Creed) release new music?

by Anonymousreply 24Last Saturday at 3:22 AM

"No, thank you. I couldn't eat another bite."

by Anonymousreply 25Last Saturday at 5:14 AM

You seem to have broken your cunt bone, madam

by Anonymousreply 26Last Saturday at 6:06 AM

I'm sorry this restaurant proved so overpriced and disappointing, so we're comping your bill!

by Anonymousreply 27Last Saturday at 3:39 PM

Nobody could write and direct a film about herself better than Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Saturday at 3:45 PM

I’m gonna have an abortion and I can’t wait!

by Anonymousreply 29Last Saturday at 5:07 PM

Go outside and bitch at the air!

by Anonymousreply 30Last Saturday at 5:10 PM

Get your horse out of my garden!

by Anonymousreply 31Last Sunday at 2:17 PM

I only judge guys from what's on the inside.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Sunday at 2:20 PM

Can I have that mask when you're done using it?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Sunday at 2:29 PM

Slap my pussy

by Anonymousreply 34Last Sunday at 2:35 PM

“Now boarding space shuttle #401, direct passage to Gay Colony #37 on Planet Mars. Please have your space visas ready for scanning while boarding”.

by Anonymousreply 35a day ago
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