Let’s eat at a nasty restaurant.
Other examples are appreciated.
Here’s a sentence you don’t hear every day
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 21, 2020 5:06 PM |
Your baby looks just like you--it has that ugly snout of yours!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 14, 2020 7:19 PM |
I’ve got an itch in the left quadrant of my ass to hear some Highway 101.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 14, 2020 7:23 PM |
Donald Trump is the nicest, kindest person you would ever want to meet, a complete gentleman and a credit to humanity.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 14, 2020 7:26 PM |
"I'm sorry, I've completely fucked up."
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 14, 2020 7:27 PM |
You will to eat your sister’s pussy if she gets horny!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 15, 2020 12:06 AM |
I love tiny centimeter peters!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2020 10:24 PM |
Miss Lawson will have a seltzer and lime.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 16, 2020 10:32 PM |
No, thanks. I couldn't eat another bite!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2020 10:49 PM |
Please stop clenching down on my hand and let me pull it out of there!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 17, 2020 2:05 AM |
"I'm putting my phone away so that you and I can talk".
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 17, 2020 2:19 AM |
Don’t u cum in my mouth.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 18, 2020 12:32 AM |
For God’s sake! Take off your wedding band before you fist my asshole!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 18, 2020 10:50 PM |
The world needs more first lady beaver shots.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 18, 2020 11:15 PM |
"Please. Thank you."
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 18, 2020 11:18 PM |
Poop poop de doop poop poop de doop
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 18, 2020 11:53 PM |
Give me the Donald Trump haircut.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 19, 2020 12:00 AM |
OP has started an interesting thread.
I don't mean it, but it IS a sentence you (sic) don't hear every day.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 19, 2020 12:17 AM |
I'm hoping this underwear won't make my dick look fat.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 19, 2020 12:19 AM |
Hold the news-reader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 19, 2020 12:38 AM |
…WHAT???
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 19, 2020 12:47 AM |
With all my heart, I still love the man I killed.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 19, 2020 12:50 AM |
Madonna is talented and pretty.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 19, 2020 12:56 AM |
I enjoy getting older.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 19, 2020 1:38 AM |
When will Nickelback (or Creed) release new music?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 19, 2020 11:22 AM |
"No, thank you. I couldn't eat another bite."
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 19, 2020 1:14 PM |
You seem to have broken your cunt bone, madam
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 19, 2020 2:06 PM |
I'm sorry this restaurant proved so overpriced and disappointing, so we're comping your bill!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 19, 2020 11:39 PM |
Nobody could write and direct a film about herself better than Madonna.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 19, 2020 11:45 PM |
I’m gonna have an abortion and I can’t wait!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 20, 2020 1:07 AM |
Go outside and bitch at the air!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 20, 2020 1:10 AM |
Get your horse out of my garden!
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 20, 2020 10:17 PM |
I only judge guys from what's on the inside.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 20, 2020 10:20 PM |
Can I have that mask when you're done using it?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 20, 2020 10:29 PM |
Slap my pussy
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 20, 2020 10:35 PM |
“Now boarding space shuttle #401, direct passage to Gay Colony #37 on Planet Mars. Please have your space visas ready for scanning while boarding”.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 21, 2020 5:06 PM |