South Dakota Attorney General reported hitting a deer with his car....but actually hit a person!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/16/2020|
I mean.....it happens after a few brews, ya know?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/14/2020|
He looks like his parents were siblings.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/14/2020|
My parents were NOT siblings! They were cousins.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/14/2020|
How much you want to bet he was drunk?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/14/2020|
Oh, he has puffy alkie-face.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/14/2020|
His face looks like a dirty pillow.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/14/2020|
Don't listen to Patsy Cline and go walkin' after midnight.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/14/2020|
I hate when that happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/14/2020|
Was it Stephen King?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/14/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/14/2020|
Who calls the police to tell them he hit an animal on the road? Obvious attempt to justify fleeing the scene.
“The event was hosted at Rooster’s Bar and Grill from 5 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.”. Accident at 10:30. Drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/14/2020|
When Fargo comes true
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/14/2020|
Maybe for insurance reasons, R11? But yeah, it does sound like he was trying to cover for what had happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/14/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/14/2020|
Yeah. I’ve come across deer many a time, and even while driving through dark, two lane roads, your high beams are on and there no mistaking a deer with a human being on a motorcycle, a bicycle, a moped, or on foot.
He’s going to prison. 👋🏽
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/14/2020|
[quote] there no mistaking a deer with a human being
You've obviously never seen a South Dakota woman in moonlight.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/14/2020|
Wow, what a chicken shit piece of crap. He knew damn good and well it was a person.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/14/2020|
It was his RIGHT to do that! He has personal FREEDOMS! I’m so sick of these EXPERTS and their silly investigations!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/14/2020|
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/14/2020|
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
(forgot the link...sorry but I'm dead and my body is shattered, so gimme a break ok??)
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/14/2020|
I know what you did last Sturgis.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/14/2020|
[quote]He's going to prison.
Wanna bet, R15? South Dakota ain't what she used to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/14/2020|
Well, if it was one of those Covid infested Sturgis Motorcycle guys, this works out well for everyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/14/2020|
Has South Dakota always been this fucked up and I just wasn't paying attention? All of the sudden, they seem like "Northern" Florida.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/14/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/14/2020|
The fact that this scumbag is South Dakota's attorney general is all you need to know about the lawlessness and depravity of everything that is going on in that state in regards to law enforcement and judicial process.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/14/2020|
What a shitty driver.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/14/2020|
How is he going to prison? He was drunk and killed someone but there's no way to prove it. We had it on a thread once where a drunk guy killed a woman but didn't report it till the next day. Even the judge regretted having to free the guy because he knew what happened but there was no way to prove he was drunk. By the time it's reported the alcohol has left the system.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/14/2020|
R28, have you ever heard of vehicular manslaughter? Leaving the scene of a deadly accident? Just because they don’t have a BAC on him, doesn’t mean he can’t be charged and/or do time for a crime.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/14/2020|
People at the bar can testify about his drinking.
Fleeing the scene is a crime even without proving he was drunk. Common sense will tell a jury that a “I think I killed a deer, but I didn’t stop to check“ phone call to the police is nothing but an attempt to justify fleeing the scene of a fatal accident.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/14/2020|
A time-honored tradition among South Dakota Republican politicians.
(And this one WAS convicted of vehicular manslaughter.)
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/14/2020|
Good lord! He looks like he was sculpted by Ardman Animation!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/14/2020|
Of course he was drunk. Hell, he looks drunk in that photo in the article. Sloppy dressed mook with a face that would make an onion cry.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/14/2020|
That face is going to land him in jail.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/14/2020|
On the other hand, he was driving a 2011 Ford Taurus, so a jury might conclude he’s suffered enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/14/2020|
He is giving me Mark McKinney (kids in the Hall) vibes. A face only a mother could love - everyone else wants to punch it
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/14/2020|
He was drunk. Otherwise, one can easily tell something you ran over wasn't a deer
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/14/2020|
At least it wasn't a little piggy!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/14/2020|
He 'thought' he hit a deer. How are you going to disprove that? And leaving the scene of hitting an animal is not a crime. Or is it?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/14/2020|
Yeah, the fact that he called the police after "hiitting a deer" is totally suspicious. He was drunk and knew what he did and he was trying to cover his tracks. I hope the dead man's family goes after him with all they've got.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/14/2020|
If they can prove he was drinking, he is up shits creek.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/14/2020|
R27 you should see him putt.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/14/2020|
We need Marge Gunderson to investigate!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/14/2020|
Not a purdy mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/14/2020|
I was a Democrat he hit so no biggie
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/14/2020|
He looks ready to play Dueling Banjos.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/14/2020|
When you hit something on the road. Stop the car and get out and see what you did.
This is a good movie. Woman hits something and doesn't check to see what she did.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/14/2020|
His breath is probably perma Kraft Mac N Cheese.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/14/2020|
He looks...special. Like Cory, grown up. remember him?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/14/2020|
R49, ya mean Corky?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/14/2020|
LawD forgive me for how many times I’ve belly-laughed while reading this thread. My sympathy to the victim, seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/14/2020|
R47, that looks good! I’m off to find it. Thanks for the recommend.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/14/2020|
He had a history of speeding infractions
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/14/2020|
"Book it, Danno -- that's a 437 - Death by Republican."
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/14/2020|
In our.state one is obliged to call the cops when one hits a deer or other large animal. I think many states have the same law.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/14/2020|
It’s sad to think that a deer might have been killed.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/14/2020|
C'mon. It's not like it's unusual in South Dakota.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/14/2020|
At least it wasn't the deer that got killed...they're cute. Hopefully, it was just some dumbass repugnican.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/14/2020|
The part of mutant freak Attorney General for South Dakota will be played by...fat, fucked up, slurry Matthew Perry.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/15/2020|
He looks like a younger version of Thayer David of Dark Shadows and Journey To The Center Of The Earth fame.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/15/2020|
Well, according to the WaPo, he did call it in after it happened. Both he and the policeman searched the area, did not see a body of a deer or anything else. When they drove back to the area the next morning, then they found the body.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/15/2020|
That’s very disappointing, r61.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/15/2020|
Washington Post also says he was not drinking at all the night of the accident.
Looks like he’s not guilty. Oh well.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/15/2020|
If I hit something/someone with my car, I would get out and see what it was, I wouldn't drive away and then come back hours or the next day to see what it was.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/15/2020|
He did get out. And he waited for the police. He could not drive his car. He had no choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/15/2020|
"He did get out. And he waited for the police. He could not drive his car. He had no choice."
And he apparently can't tell the difference between a person and a deer
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/15/2020|
[quote] If I hit something/someone with my car, I would get out and see what it was,
I wouldn’t want to see a mangled dead body, especially if I were the the one who caused it. I’d rather wait to be contacted, if ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/15/2020|
Here's a good twitter thread about the shadiness of his claims
He and the sheriff are good buddies...
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/15/2020|
Good friends with the Sheriff = cover-up
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/15/2020|
The story stinks on ice.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/15/2020|
Yes, the whole thing is very strange. He claims he called 911--but law enforcement could not confirm that. There's also the weird fact that he went back to the scene the next day with his chief of staff. Why would he do that? Allegedly, he and his buddy, the sheriff, didn't find anything the night of the accident (although he was also convinced that he had hit a deer). Why would he go back the next day to look for the body of a dead deer?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/15/2020|
I assume the deer and the person were both brown, so honest mistake, amirite?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/15/2020|
Cripes Almighty why do I keep coming to this thread? His facial features are shrinking and his forehead and chin are standing strong. It gets worse with every picture that gets posted. There are so many haunting threads here but I have a feeling that this one may be my undoing
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/15/2020|
[quote] The part of mutant freak Attorney General for South Dakota will be played by...fat, fucked up, slurry Matthew Perry.
No Matt Damon from Team America: World Police will be playing the AG:
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/16/2020|