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South Dakota Attorney General reported hitting a deer with his car....but actually hit a person!


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by Anonymousreply 7409/16/2020

I happens after a few brews, ya know?

by Anonymousreply 109/14/2020

He looks like his parents were siblings.

by Anonymousreply 209/14/2020

My parents were NOT siblings! They were cousins.

by Anonymousreply 309/14/2020

How much you want to bet he was drunk?

by Anonymousreply 409/14/2020

Oh, he has puffy alkie-face.

by Anonymousreply 509/14/2020

His face looks like a dirty pillow.

by Anonymousreply 609/14/2020

Don't listen to Patsy Cline and go walkin' after midnight.

by Anonymousreply 709/14/2020

I hate when that happens.

by Anonymousreply 809/14/2020

Was it Stephen King?

by Anonymousreply 909/14/2020

Moobs, gunt

by Anonymousreply 1009/14/2020

Who calls the police to tell them he hit an animal on the road? Obvious attempt to justify fleeing the scene.

“The event was hosted at Rooster’s Bar and Grill from 5 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.”. Accident at 10:30. Drunk.

by Anonymousreply 1109/14/2020

When Fargo comes true

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by Anonymousreply 1209/14/2020

Maybe for insurance reasons, R11? But yeah, it does sound like he was trying to cover for what had happened.

by Anonymousreply 1309/14/2020

Oh, deer!

by Anonymousreply 1409/14/2020

Yeah. I’ve come across deer many a time, and even while driving through dark, two lane roads, your high beams are on and there no mistaking a deer with a human being on a motorcycle, a bicycle, a moped, or on foot.

He’s going to prison. 👋🏽

by Anonymousreply 1509/14/2020

[quote] there no mistaking a deer with a human being

You've obviously never seen a South Dakota woman in moonlight.

by Anonymousreply 1609/14/2020

Wow, what a chicken shit piece of crap. He knew damn good and well it was a person.

by Anonymousreply 1709/14/2020

It was his RIGHT to do that! He has personal FREEDOMS! I’m so sick of these EXPERTS and their silly investigations!

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(forgot the link...sorry but I'm dead and my body is shattered, so gimme a break ok??)

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by Anonymousreply 2009/14/2020

I know what you did last Sturgis.

by Anonymousreply 2109/14/2020

[quote]He's going to prison.

Wanna bet, R15? South Dakota ain't what she used to be.

by Anonymousreply 2209/14/2020

Well, if it was one of those Covid infested Sturgis Motorcycle guys, this works out well for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 2309/14/2020

Has South Dakota always been this fucked up and I just wasn't paying attention? All of the sudden, they seem like "Northern" Florida.

by Anonymousreply 2409/14/2020

Oh dear.

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by Anonymousreply 2509/14/2020

The fact that this scumbag is South Dakota's attorney general is all you need to know about the lawlessness and depravity of everything that is going on in that state in regards to law enforcement and judicial process.

by Anonymousreply 2609/14/2020

What a shitty driver.

by Anonymousreply 2709/14/2020

How is he going to prison? He was drunk and killed someone but there's no way to prove it. We had it on a thread once where a drunk guy killed a woman but didn't report it till the next day. Even the judge regretted having to free the guy because he knew what happened but there was no way to prove he was drunk. By the time it's reported the alcohol has left the system.

by Anonymousreply 2809/14/2020

R28, have you ever heard of vehicular manslaughter? Leaving the scene of a deadly accident? Just because they don’t have a BAC on him, doesn’t mean he can’t be charged and/or do time for a crime.

by Anonymousreply 2909/14/2020

People at the bar can testify about his drinking.

Fleeing the scene is a crime even without proving he was drunk. Common sense will tell a jury that a “I think I killed a deer, but I didn’t stop to check“ phone call to the police is nothing but an attempt to justify fleeing the scene of a fatal accident.

by Anonymousreply 3009/14/2020

A time-honored tradition among South Dakota Republican politicians.

(And this one WAS convicted of vehicular manslaughter.)

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by Anonymousreply 3109/14/2020

Good lord! He looks like he was sculpted by Ardman Animation!

by Anonymousreply 3209/14/2020

Of course he was drunk. Hell, he looks drunk in that photo in the article. Sloppy dressed mook with a face that would make an onion cry.

by Anonymousreply 3309/14/2020

That face is going to land him in jail.

by Anonymousreply 3409/14/2020

On the other hand, he was driving a 2011 Ford Taurus, so a jury might conclude he’s suffered enough.

by Anonymousreply 3509/14/2020

He is giving me Mark McKinney (kids in the Hall) vibes. A face only a mother could love - everyone else wants to punch it

by Anonymousreply 3609/14/2020

He was drunk. Otherwise, one can easily tell something you ran over wasn't a deer

by Anonymousreply 3709/14/2020

At least it wasn't a little piggy!

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by Anonymousreply 3809/14/2020

He 'thought' he hit a deer. How are you going to disprove that? And leaving the scene of hitting an animal is not a crime. Or is it?

by Anonymousreply 3909/14/2020

Yeah, the fact that he called the police after "hiitting a deer" is totally suspicious. He was drunk and knew what he did and he was trying to cover his tracks. I hope the dead man's family goes after him with all they've got.

by Anonymousreply 4009/14/2020

If they can prove he was drinking, he is up shits creek.

by Anonymousreply 4109/14/2020

R27 you should see him putt.

by Anonymousreply 4209/14/2020

We need Marge Gunderson to investigate!

by Anonymousreply 4309/14/2020

Not a purdy mouth.

by Anonymousreply 4409/14/2020

I was a Democrat he hit so no biggie

by Anonymousreply 4509/14/2020

He looks ready to play Dueling Banjos.

by Anonymousreply 4609/14/2020

When you hit something on the road. Stop the car and get out and see what you did.

This is a good movie. Woman hits something and doesn't check to see what she did.

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by Anonymousreply 4709/14/2020

His breath is probably perma Kraft Mac N Cheese.

by Anonymousreply 4809/14/2020

He looks...special. Like Cory, grown up. remember him?

by Anonymousreply 4909/14/2020

R49, ya mean Corky?

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by Anonymousreply 5009/14/2020

LawD forgive me for how many times I’ve belly-laughed while reading this thread. My sympathy to the victim, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 5109/14/2020

R47, that looks good! I’m off to find it. Thanks for the recommend.

by Anonymousreply 5209/14/2020

He had a history of speeding infractions

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by Anonymousreply 5309/14/2020

"Book it, Danno -- that's a 437 - Death by Republican."

by Anonymousreply 5409/14/2020

In our.state one is obliged to call the cops when one hits a deer or other large animal. I think many states have the same law.

by Anonymousreply 5509/14/2020

It’s sad to think that a deer might have been killed.

by Anonymousreply 5609/14/2020

C'mon. It's not like it's unusual in South Dakota.

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by Anonymousreply 5709/14/2020

At least it wasn't the deer that got killed...they're cute. Hopefully, it was just some dumbass repugnican.

by Anonymousreply 5809/14/2020

The part of mutant freak Attorney General for South Dakota will be played by...fat, fucked up, slurry Matthew Perry.

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by Anonymousreply 5909/15/2020

He looks like a younger version of Thayer David of Dark Shadows and Journey To The Center Of The Earth fame.

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by Anonymousreply 6009/15/2020

Well, according to the WaPo, he did call it in after it happened. Both he and the policeman searched the area, did not see a body of a deer or anything else. When they drove back to the area the next morning, then they found the body.

by Anonymousreply 6109/15/2020

That’s very disappointing, r61.

by Anonymousreply 6209/15/2020

Washington Post also says he was not drinking at all the night of the accident.

Looks like he’s not guilty. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 6309/15/2020

If I hit something/someone with my car, I would get out and see what it was, I wouldn't drive away and then come back hours or the next day to see what it was.

by Anonymousreply 6409/15/2020

He did get out. And he waited for the police. He could not drive his car. He had no choice.

by Anonymousreply 6509/15/2020

"He did get out. And he waited for the police. He could not drive his car. He had no choice."

And he apparently can't tell the difference between a person and a deer

by Anonymousreply 6609/15/2020

[quote] If I hit something/someone with my car, I would get out and see what it was,

I wouldn’t want to see a mangled dead body, especially if I were the the one who caused it. I’d rather wait to be contacted, if ever.

by Anonymousreply 6709/15/2020

Here's a good twitter thread about the shadiness of his claims

He and the sheriff are good buddies...

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by Anonymousreply 6809/15/2020

Good friends with the Sheriff = cover-up

by Anonymousreply 6909/15/2020

The story stinks on ice.

by Anonymousreply 7009/15/2020

Yes, the whole thing is very strange. He claims he called 911--but law enforcement could not confirm that. There's also the weird fact that he went back to the scene the next day with his chief of staff. Why would he do that? Allegedly, he and his buddy, the sheriff, didn't find anything the night of the accident (although he was also convinced that he had hit a deer). Why would he go back the next day to look for the body of a dead deer?

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by Anonymousreply 7109/15/2020

I assume the deer and the person were both brown, so honest mistake, amirite?

by Anonymousreply 7209/15/2020

Cripes Almighty why do I keep coming to this thread? His facial features are shrinking and his forehead and chin are standing strong. It gets worse with every picture that gets posted. There are so many haunting threads here but I have a feeling that this one may be my undoing

by Anonymousreply 7309/15/2020

[quote] The part of mutant freak Attorney General for South Dakota will be played by...fat, fucked up, slurry Matthew Perry.

No Matt Damon from Team America: World Police will be playing the AG:

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