Madonna harassing Guy Ritchie and his wife

"reliable sources say..." Mmmhmm, Sure, Jan.

Texting while they're making dinner....THAT BITCH!!!

The fucker got $50 million from her and deserves a little shit.

He would be long forgotten but now because of his Madonna money, he is living the life.

Guy and Jacqui actually seem like they might be separated......maybe she got sick of dealing with Madonna.

Is the new wife posh English or abject trashy English? I can't tell and the Internet is light on info about her- which leans toward the latter. Married after children. He seems... striving.

I would put Madonna on hold while playing some Lady Gaga

Jacqui has Madonna to thank for the very nice life she has today.

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They all seem insufferable.

FIFTY MILLION??? That is Shakespearean level tragic. She was so arrogant that she didn’t think she needed a prenuptial?

Poor thing. I say this a a fan. No wonder she went bonkers. She was used for her money and then discarded.

It took her a long time to make that money and a lot of work.

What a tragic shame.

HPV tongue. Nashty.

The amount Guy received in the divorce has been greatly exaggerated. Closer to ten million, but he also got the Ashcombe house. It is the house Madonna lived in and bought.

Clearly she’s out of touch and desperately needs to get off social media for awhile, but who could blame Madonna for having a little resentment towards Guy and Jacqui.

I would be pissed too

Thief of hearts.. little Susie homemaker.. now sit your ass down!

Sure Jan. Make to believe

Rolling Stone confirmed from Ritchie's rep that he got $75 million.

What a fucker.

She was betrayed.

If he was a real man, he would not have shamed her like that. I would never do that if I was her husband. Especially if I had my own career, as he supposedly did/does.

This was a heist of the century. And to get her pregnant was a new level of evil, especially if he planned to take her to the cleaners from the first date.

He just gives me sleazebag vibes and always has. I swear from the beginning I had a feeling he was running a grift.

He probably threatened to blackmail her. If it was 75 mil she would have fought it. I’m could literally faint just thinking about it.

What a pitiful scoundrel.

That is blood money. It will be cursed for eternity, until the only remaining penny be cast into a well.

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I have a feeling Guy is an even bigger asshole than any of us know and probably deserved this

She paid him to keep quiet. She must have thought it was worth $75 million

Remember when Madonna claimed to be a spiritually enlightened person? Sociopaths never change.

Madonna is off her rocker. No wonder he dumped her.

[bold]CALLING HIM?????[/bold]

How fucking dare she!!!!

Guy did not want to marry Madonna, but she got knocked up with Rocco. I've heard that the settlement was more like 100M b/c she didn't have a prenup. She bought him the pub in Mayfair, Ashecombe House, and a huge cash settlement. He and his family are set for life. Rocco was able to tell her to fuck off b/c he doesn't need her money. He can get it from Guy and they have a close relationship.

R6 LOL! Thanks for the chuckle! 🤣🤣🤣

He clearly has neither pride nor shame. The house, the pub, and 5mil should have been enough. As reprehensible as Madge is, I feel sympathetic towards her in this matter. As for Ritchie it shows even he realizes he is a no-talent hack and will never make that much cash in his lifetime.

I think Madonna is just eccentric. She's probably just out of touch because she's rich. Also, she's an ageing single woman; they're still not looked upon well in our societies.

Some of the replies in this thread are giving me 'Salem' vibes.

I heard Guy got $100 million.

He's a cunt to actually take so much money off her. Maybe a house or some support for the boy but that's it. Greedy prick, what happened to his amazing career? Talentless hack.

Ridiculous, they can't turn off their phones on "date night" or just put her on mute while making dinner? I get that Boomers like Guy Ritchie don't understand smartphones but surely his idiot Millennial wife does?

In other words, she acts like every ex-wife, ever.

Meanwhile, if I'd gotten $75 million (or whatever) in the divorce, I'd have "people" to answer my phone.

I can see them giving her a direct number when Rocco was young and living with his dad, but nowadays there's no reason for them to be answering Madonna's calls, like R32 said. The story doesn't seem very likely to me.

He's ugly af, a mediocre film director, and a pretentious wanker. However, I think they both used each other. Him for her money; her because she thought he'd make her an actress. They can both fuck off.

If I had to mutilate my bell-end for her, I'd want at least $10 million as compensation.

I don’t believe this article. Why would Madonna even text Jacqui? It would only be about David and he’s always with Madonna.

Prenups are not legally binding in the UK. They may be taken into consideration and have been accepted in judgments, but there's no guarantee in them.

Celebrities change phone numbers all the time. I remember hearing Kathie Lee saying she changed hers "once a week." Guy needs to change his numbers and then spend a little bit of that divorce settlement and get two Madonna lines, a landline and a cell. He can answer them from time to time but let calls go to voicemail mostly.

He's a Brit alright. They're good at vampirically sucking money out of places and then congratulating themselves on their brilliance.

His new ex-wife looks like a goddamn horse. She has SJP levels of chin length.

Madonna is worth 850 million. Guys divorce settlement was a drop in the bucket. How many houses do you need?

[quote]Guy did not want to marry Madonna, but she got knocked up with Rocco.

The nerve of her!

If only he had a way of preventing her from getting pregnant!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Who cares.

Well obviously this girl needs to grow a pair and tell that old slag where to go. Bullies like Madonna count on their targets being easy marks and as soon as they start pushing back the bully more often than not either goes away or learns to watch her mouth.

However much money Ritchie got in the divorce he earned it and more for having to put up with being married to a lunatic. Some of you obviously haven't figured out that Madonna is mentally unbalanced and desperately needs help. I predict she will end up a suicide once she's too old to continue her career. Someone will find her dead in bed one morning. People like her can't handle not having the public adoration any longer.

Robbie Williams' song "She's Madonna" pretty much reveals that Guy Ritchie was only interested in Madonna because she's "Madonna", i.e. rich and famous. Ritchie left his girlfriend Tania Strecker - whom Williams had also dated - for Madonna, with the excuse that, even though he loved Strecker, Madonna was Madonna.

[quote]"She's Madonna" was inspired by a conversation Williams had with his ex-girlfriend Tania Strecker, who told the story of how her boyfriend, British director Guy Ritchie, left her for American singer Madonna. Strecker quoted Ritchie as saying, "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Madonna."

According to Wikipedia, they were divorced in 2008 so why is she bothering him now? She seems desperate for attention.

Re the cover, I'm not willing to be swayed by two completely separate pictures, cropped and positioned in a way that might make you think Madonna's angry and oversees everything.

[quote]Guy needs to change his numbers and then spend a little bit of that divorce settlement and get two Madonna lines, a landline and a cell. He can answer them from time to time but let calls go to voicemail mostly.

BEEP...

"This is a message for Fuckhead and The Cunt..."

R46, this story sounds like made-up tabloid fodder, supposedly Madonna and Ritchie are getting on a lot better these days and that's bothering Jacqui.

It might have escaped your attention, but Madonna and Guy have two sons together - Rocco and David, Rocco being their bio kid and David they adopted together. So, there are plenty of reasons for Madonna and Guy still to be in communication.

Swipe at the IG link to see Guy and Jacqui's wedding cake - they see Rocco and David as much a part of their family as their three bio children (of course Jacqui would eternally want to link herself to Madonna's fame, prestige and money through Madonna's kids).

Jacqui trying to claim Rocco as her son.

I don't like Guy Ritchie, but he earned whatever he got from being married to that insufferable person.

She shouldn't pick up and have the VM message by the Junior Vasquez song. That would really send her hobbling toward the rose.

Love that song R51. Madonna is so smart and calculating, I'm on team Guy with this one for her fucking up on the pre nup or not safeguarding herself. This was a drop in the bucket to her but still, I'm sure it did bother her. She wrote a song about it that's not bad on MDMA called "Love Spent". MDMA was the divorce album. Guy was with Madonna when she was starting to transition into older middle age (50's) and apparently they would have to schedule sex. Madonna would sleep in a separate bedroom in one of those body wraps they use at the spa. What Madonna loved about Guy was that he was not afraid to tell it to her like it is, but eventually she got sick of it. I read Guy said cuddling with Madonna was like "cuddling with an old piece of gristle." I do think she truly loved him and think her decline really happened after the divorce. Madonna probably needs someone like Guy to put her in her place but she might be at a point where she rather just have yes people and not bother with it.

Jesus Luz’s latest video. Who had him 😳

Jacqui trying to claim Rocco as her son? He's closer to her than he is Madonna so what's the problem? She's probably a better mother too.

Jacqui is trying to claim Rocco and David as her sons so she can be forever tied to Madonna and her wealth, fame, connections.

[quote] Whether it was 50 million or 10 million, she still got screwed over.

Are you kidding? He had to somehow get hard and fuck that hideous piece of gristle.

I'd say he deserves far more money.

Guy and his wife should send Madonna a bouquet of hydrangeas.

Jacqui doesn't need to try anything, Rocco was the one who begged to live with her instead of his deranged mom.

[quote]He had to somehow get hard and fuck that hideous piece of gristle.

You are aware had "had" to do no such thing, right?

He chose to. Pretending like Guy Ritchie was basically raped by Madonna and deserves tens of millions for it is stupid.

How much was he entitled to? Did he go for less?