Out of Lube? What did you use in a pinch?

Hair products sting horribly. Lotion, Vaseline, even a really moisturizing lip balm will do in a pinch. Don't use it on your mouth again....obviously.

Spit and precum

Nothing

La Mer deep sea serum for my deep hole.

Don't hand lotion and petroleum jelly kinda rupture your condom though?

Butter, several times

Crisco?

Olive oil.

Are you talking for masturbation or anal sex?

Hand lotion was the lube of choice way back in the day.

Hummus.

Guacamole

[quote]What did you use in a pinch?

Yes, a well timed pinch can do the trick.

I almost never use lube. I rim my bottoms thoroughly inside and out and by then i’m usually so aroused that my saliva has thickened and my urethra is leaking tons of pre cum. I can’t remember the last time I asked a bottom for lube.

Estee Lauder Perfectionist Wrinkle Lifting/Firming Serum.

It also doubles the anus's natural collagen-building power to reclaim youthful firmness and suppleness.

Gee, Your Hole Smells Terrific

Spit.

Coconut oil

Ben Gay lotion.

What’s a condom R4?

aloe, coconut oil

Icy Hot

I only fuck holes that are already full of cum. No lube necessary.

Grey Poupon, why of course

A tasty dick, made with Miracle Whip

PAM seriously

Crisco was used in the 70s

Self Tanner

Mayonnaise

Crisco is still used more than you would think.

Nothing spreads quite like lard, r29; but the closest thing is imitation lard--Crisco.

Cleans up easy too.

Corn oil. I love the aroma. Ruins your sheets, though.

Crisco - not just for baking

In high school, I used to take a napkin with a bit of Crisco to bed each night. I wonder if my mom ever wondered why we went through so much shortening.

I was circumcised super tightly, so is necessary to j/o.

Pam Non-Stick Cooking Spray. Or the generic supermarket brand when that ran out-of-stock.

cetaphil cream. spreads easier than vaseline

Reese's cups

Crisco has been linked to colon and rectal cancer

Tabasco.

Baby oil.

R15 what about Bunghole on Tap?

I use the natural lip emollients everyone produces on a daily basis.

Oil Of Olay

WD-40

Crêpe Erase - It’s done more than fix my crepey skin it’s also improved a penis.

Cheez Whiz

Nutella

R2 wins.

Olive oil, and the big thick Italian dude fucking me said it was the best feeling he'd ever had.

Not sure if I could say best but it worked for me!

[quote] Crisco - not just for baking

Clearly none of you whores possess the secret to bliss: WESSONALITY

Ground glass.

Vegemite

Spit, of course.

Anyone remember New York's Crisco Disco?

Butter. Really.

Used cooking oil once, coconut oil too.

R13 writes livestock porn.

And some of you bitches complain when we don't wanna eat your ass before we fuck you...

r58 the lube goes after the rim job Rose.

R58 - I know bitch...but please, these bottoms are talking French serums on here. WTF? Use some butter.

Good olive oil.

Corn Husker’s Lotion

Albolene

Egg white (uncooked)

Massage oil, but only for fingering myself. Oil & silicone based lubes are not recommended being used with condoms and, I believe, dildos because they damage them.

The usual sextet: precum, fresh cum, cum from the last fuck, piss, spit, assjuice.

[Quote] Pam Non-Stick Cooking Spray.

A spray is most hygienic.

I once used Crisco for lube while jacking off and since I lived alone, I had it on my coffee table.. One day my parents showed up early for a weekend visit before I had a chance to get home from work. They have a key and I was a little embarrased to find them sitting in my living room with the Crisco can right on the coffee table!

Axle grease

R66 - tell them you were watching a special on Southern cooking and just bought some to make fried chicken the proper way.

Peanut butter