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Lindsay Lohan Back To Her Old Thieving Ways

Being sued by Harper-Collins who paid her a 365k advance for a book which she never delivered. Who is the idiot at that company who actually thought this slag would actually do the work?

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by Anonymousreply 2409/15/2020

Can she write? Can she read?

by Anonymousreply 109/11/2020

R1 Of course not. Which is why the book was never written.

by Anonymousreply 209/11/2020

She was probably too cheap to find herself a ghost writer.

by Anonymousreply 309/11/2020

I don't know who to feel the worst about. Her for being such a con artist, or the idiots at the publishing house for, given her long standing reputation, trusting that she would come through with a book.

by Anonymousreply 409/11/2020

Apparently she was going to stay up all night and write it the night before it was due.

by Anonymousreply 509/11/2020

Good god,this chick is even worse with money than I am . I should only be so lucky to scrape up the kind of cash she has. Yet she seems to have nothing and lives slinging pussy to old fat slobs from foreign countries.

by Anonymousreply 609/11/2020

This poor lady should have went to the architect school.

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by Anonymousreply 709/11/2020

She just needed a little more time. At least she submitted a first draft.

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by Anonymousreply 809/11/2020

$375k? After taxes, what was left fit in one nostril.

by Anonymousreply 909/11/2020

Still a POS with a fire bush

by Anonymousreply 1009/11/2020

What was the book supposed to be about?

It'd be great if it was some sort of lifestyle guide or guide to living healthy for tweens.

by Anonymousreply 1109/11/2020

I would actually love to read a book by Lindsay Lohan about her life as a courtesan. I hope she someday writes one.

by Anonymousreply 1209/11/2020

She's a nobody. As in, ain't nobody that wants to read a book by this drunk ho.

by Anonymousreply 1309/11/2020

To be honest, compared to the million$ she probably needs to keep her lifestyle, this would have been pocket change and she probably thought this was a donation from an admirer! She's so fucking stupid though. This was an advance on royalties. Had the book been successful, hell even a movie maybe made out of it (and god knows her car crash of a life is worthy of a movie), she could have made much, much more money. Had it flopped, she still had the 375k. There were only upsides to this deal, and she blew it.

by Anonymousreply 1409/11/2020

She's been boozed and/or drugged up for most of the last 20 years. What is she going to remember, even remotely clearly, to tell a ghost writer?

by Anonymousreply 1509/11/2020

She could have just submitted the Burn Book.

But we already know that Bethany Byrd has an amazing ability to suppress her gag reflex. Uses Super Jumbo Tampons... slut.

by Anonymousreply 1609/11/2020

I'm sure the book would have been a big hit - in Japan.

by Anonymousreply 1709/11/2020

What do you mean back to her old ways, OP? This bitch has never stopped.

by Anonymousreply 1809/11/2020

R10 it's fire crotch.

by Anonymousreply 1909/12/2020

R7 This poor author should have went (sic) to English classes.

by Anonymousreply 2009/12/2020

She sent a blank tweet at Taylor Swift. How can they expect her to write a book?

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by Anonymousreply 2109/14/2020

This is why I don’t doubt that Hollywood will keep throwing money at the Harkles. There’s always some sucker who thinks they’re the EXCEPTION and they won’t get fucked over.

Grifters grift. The house always wins. These people don’t change.

by Anonymousreply 2209/14/2020

At this point, I don’t feel a single twinge of sympathy for HarperCollins.

What did they expect?

by Anonymousreply 2309/14/2020

r22 you are obsessed.

by Anonymousreply 2409/15/2020
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