Lindsay Lohan Back To Her Old Thieving Ways

Can she write? Can she read?

R1 Of course not. Which is why the book was never written.

She was probably too cheap to find herself a ghost writer.

I don't know who to feel the worst about. Her for being such a con artist, or the idiots at the publishing house for, given her long standing reputation, trusting that she would come through with a book.

Apparently she was going to stay up all night and write it the night before it was due.

Good god,this chick is even worse with money than I am . I should only be so lucky to scrape up the kind of cash she has. Yet she seems to have nothing and lives slinging pussy to old fat slobs from foreign countries.

This poor lady should have went to the architect school.

She just needed a little more time. At least she submitted a first draft.

$375k? After taxes, what was left fit in one nostril.

Still a POS with a fire bush

What was the book supposed to be about?

It'd be great if it was some sort of lifestyle guide or guide to living healthy for tweens.

I would actually love to read a book by Lindsay Lohan about her life as a courtesan. I hope she someday writes one.

She's a nobody. As in, ain't nobody that wants to read a book by this drunk ho.

To be honest, compared to the million$ she probably needs to keep her lifestyle, this would have been pocket change and she probably thought this was a donation from an admirer! She's so fucking stupid though. This was an advance on royalties. Had the book been successful, hell even a movie maybe made out of it (and god knows her car crash of a life is worthy of a movie), she could have made much, much more money. Had it flopped, she still had the 375k. There were only upsides to this deal, and she blew it.

She's been boozed and/or drugged up for most of the last 20 years. What is she going to remember, even remotely clearly, to tell a ghost writer?

She could have just submitted the Burn Book.

But we already know that Bethany Byrd has an amazing ability to suppress her gag reflex. Uses Super Jumbo Tampons... slut.

I'm sure the book would have been a big hit - in Japan.

What do you mean back to her old ways, OP? This bitch has never stopped.

R10 it's fire crotch.

R7 This poor author should have went (sic) to English classes.

She sent a blank tweet at Taylor Swift. How can they expect her to write a book?

This is why I don’t doubt that Hollywood will keep throwing money at the Harkles. There’s always some sucker who thinks they’re the EXCEPTION and they won’t get fucked over.

Grifters grift. The house always wins. These people don’t change.

At this point, I don’t feel a single twinge of sympathy for HarperCollins.

What did they expect?

r22 you are obsessed.