Do you shower in the morning or before bed?

For me it depends on who else is in my bed.

I used it on the head of my dick and now it looks like its wearing a Beatle wig.

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95% of the time in the morning. If a sweated a lot or was working on a project that was dirty or dusty I would shower at night before bed.

Before Covid, I only showered at the gym. Now, I usually shower before bed about once or twice a week.

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Morning for sure - you've sweat a bit in the night, nasty fungus in your anus, etc.

Always in the morning...hot shower is as necessary for me as coffee. Sometimes in the evening also if I’ve been working on the house or the yard or something dirty

Both, but I shower just once a day. Who am I? All the gold in Scotland to he that solves this riddle!

A couple of hours before bed.

R2 showering has never had that affect on me

Almost always in the morning, occasionally before bed if I'm lucky enough to sleep in all morning on a weekend, sometimes both if I get sweaty or otherwise dirty during the day.

I used to shower before bed, but my husband is a sweat box. I have learned to adjust.

R9 you work the night shift and go to bed in the morning

There is no set schedule. I shower whenever I feel I need one whenever that may be.

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I shower when I after eating dinner and then again in the morning.

I don't want to get in my bed without showering first. Likewise, I don't want to put on clothes/get dressed without having showered.

Always in the morning. In the evening or before bed if necessary.

I shower once a year whether I need it or not.

R16, what a waste!

ALWAYS before bed

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Morning. I’m barely functional before a shower. I do enjoy a cool shower before bed on the occasional summer evening, but I’ll still shower the next morning.

So eew that some of you don't shower every day. Are you euros with uncut dicks? Do you at least wash your hole dick and pits daily?

Those of you who shower twice a day, how do you avoid dry skin? You must have quite a skin care regimen.

Always have a bath just before bed, can't sleep otherwise. Often shower in the mornings in summer as well.

R25 = Blanche DuBois

Both, I take quick showers usually.

Someone here showers once a week? Wait, are you serious?

OP, hopefully you shower at night in the dark. No one wants to see that.

I shower twice a week, every Sunday to start the week and on Wednesdays.

I’m always cold, so once a week whether I need it or not. Never in the morning. I use a bidet so. I’m not smelly and I don’t sweat.

Like others I need a shower to wake up in the morning. Besides, after my morning coffee I take a shit and the thought of a dirty hole all day upsets me, so I go directly from the throne to the shower.

If I take another dump during the day, I'll jump into the shower and clean up, but if not, the morning shower is good enough for me unless it's been a particularly humid day.

I never get into my bed with the days dirt on me. Honestly some of you must have black sheets by now. I always shower before I leave the house,but dont if Im not going anywhere that day . I seriously wouldnt date some of you non bathing bitches.

Up at 6 AM, breakfast at 10 AM, shower at Noon, lunch at 3 PM, siesta at 5 PM, dinner at 10 PM, go to bed at 1 AM

How long is the siesta R34? Five hours of sleep and I'd be a zombie the next day

The siesta is about 2 hours.

Do you all wash your hair each time you shower? I think that’s what slows me down - I wash and condition my hair each shower. I should probably reduce it to every other day because it takes too long to shampoo, rinse, condition, rinse, use facial cleanser, rinse, and then soap and wash the rest of my body, then rinse a final time.

Some of you are such water wasters. I like to shower on Sundays, wash all the grime of the week off and start the week off fresh and clean! 🧼

I envy those of you who don't need to take a shower in the morning as it means your hair needs just a light touch up and you're good to go.

Even when I had more of it, my hair has always been very thin and wispy and even after just lying down for a catnap, I wake up with hair flying off in every direction. Bed head is cute on a handsome young man, but I look like a homeless bum who's been sleeping off a bender in a nearby alley. It's easiest for me to take a shower in the morning, shampoo and condition my hair, shave (in the shower) and then I'm set for the day.

Which reminds me, do those of you who shower the night before have beards or do you shave at the sink in the morning? I've been shaving in the shower for decades and one reason is that it's so easy to get rid of the shaving cream when you're done.

[quote] Up at 6 AM, breakfast at 10 AM, shower at Noon, lunch at 3 PM, siesta at 5 PM, dinner at 10 PM, go to bed at 1 AM