Let’s Be Gay Trash Fashion

I’m the Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt in a size too small and washed one too many times.

I’m Nasty Pig merchandise in pink. BECAUSE PIGS ARE PINK!! GET IT?!?

I’m the too-small mesh top for maximum muffin cup overhang and nipple exposure.

We're the knee-high socks worn specifically for bottoming.

Is Psycho Bunny a brand for out gays or closet gays? I've only known it to be of decent quality.

I'm lip gloss and a light coat of mascara... combined with stubble.

I'm not non-binary or anything. I'm just a hawt gay dude out for the evening.

I'm clear frame glasses.

And (giggle!)... these are non-prescription lenses. It's just part of my total vibe.

In the complete lack of self-awareness.

I'm the little black jumpsuit. I can be dressed up with a simple strand of pearls or dressed down with a pair of ecru soludos.

This is how we do it.

I'm everything ever worn by Frankie Grande.

From chaste...

To whatever the fuck this is...

I'm flip flops worn away from a beach/pool.

We sell Psycho Bunny in the hotel boutique. It's hilarious how obviously straight, middle-aged already wearing atrocious "resort wear" love the brand (but can't fit into most sizes).

I wish this would come back in style.

You don't wanna know whats underneath my sweater...

Ancient geezer R1, posting from 2001

Cunt R18, posting from 2020.

I see Psycho Bunny at Nordstrom Rack all the time. I didn’t know what it was, but I could tell by looking at it that it’s not meant for my exquisite 59 year old flabby body.

Now, I kinda disagree about the flip-flops r14. They are comfortable and it is warm where I live more of the year than it is not. Nobody else cares, why do you?