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i think i'm a ghost

i took a lot of drugs last night and now everything is different i think i died

by Anonymousreply 41September 17, 2020 9:35 PM

good

by Anonymousreply 1September 10, 2020 6:51 PM

I once thought I was a wig wam, and then thought I was a tee pee. I realized that I was just two tents.

by Anonymousreply 2September 10, 2020 6:52 PM

no, just a permanent psychosis has set in

by Anonymousreply 3September 10, 2020 6:53 PM

Can you type capital letters? That’s the test.

by Anonymousreply 4September 10, 2020 6:59 PM

I think you posted lots of threads op I recognise your title style. So at least you were productive

by Anonymousreply 5September 10, 2020 7:00 PM

I already have your Ipod. You had horrible taste in music.

by Anonymousreply 6September 10, 2020 7:04 PM

What the hell did you take OP?

by Anonymousreply 7September 10, 2020 7:18 PM

Or this...

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by Anonymousreply 8September 10, 2020 8:24 PM

Eat. Drink, but sip. Take a pain killer. Try to plan beyond this personal crisis.

by Anonymousreply 9September 10, 2020 8:29 PM

Lucky

by Anonymousreply 10September 10, 2020 8:33 PM

I see retarded people.

by Anonymousreply 11September 10, 2020 8:36 PM

R11 - I see drugged out people.

by Anonymousreply 12September 10, 2020 8:38 PM

OP, can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 13September 10, 2020 8:38 PM

Honey, you can be whatever you want to be. You just make up your mind and say. ‘I’m going to be a ghost and the best damn ghost too!”

by Anonymousreply 14September 10, 2020 8:42 PM

Lucky

by Anonymousreply 15September 10, 2020 9:53 PM

I'm coming for you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 16September 10, 2020 10:10 PM

Sparkle, Casper, Sparke!

by Anonymousreply 17September 10, 2020 10:51 PM

Use a high thread count sheet, OP. If you're gonna be a ghost, be a fabulous specter.

by Anonymousreply 18September 10, 2020 11:51 PM

but are you a naked ghost

by Anonymousreply 19September 11, 2020 12:05 AM

Boo!

Are you planning to haunt someone's no-no hole?

by Anonymousreply 20September 11, 2020 1:12 AM

Mane you’re just still stoned.

by Anonymousreply 21September 11, 2020 2:15 AM

Based on the # of idiotic, desperate-for-attention posts you make, you may be better off.

by Anonymousreply 22September 11, 2020 2:17 AM

MAYBE* not mane

r21

by Anonymousreply 23September 11, 2020 6:54 PM

Lucky

by Anonymousreply 24September 11, 2020 8:49 PM

Is Greg Khin still alive?

by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2020 7:13 AM

What kind of drugs? If you can be specific, then you’re still alive.

by Anonymousreply 26September 15, 2020 7:22 AM

What will you be haunting? I suggest a nice piece of jewelry.

by Anonymousreply 27September 15, 2020 7:45 AM

Buck never would have died!

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2020 8:28 AM

Were you hunting in a corn field?

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2020 9:00 AM

OP, let me guess. Did you also just share a dick pic? You may feel like your life just passed before your eyes but everyone enjoyed it.

by Anonymousreply 30September 15, 2020 11:39 AM

Can you see Madonna's career?

If so, I send your family condolences.

by Anonymousreply 31September 15, 2020 11:52 AM

Far-out

Groovy

A stone gas

- Thank You, OP. I seize any rare opportunity to non-ironically use those terms.

by Anonymousreply 32September 15, 2020 12:07 PM

Different-diffferent, or “different” different?

by Anonymousreply 33September 15, 2020 12:11 PM

In any case, you better get a larger bandwidth plan allowance if you plan to keep posting here.

by Anonymousreply 34September 15, 2020 12:12 PM

you might actually be a robot, like me.

by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2020 2:02 PM

OP will be starring in the next big Netflix mini series "The Haunting of Hole House."

by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2020 2:20 PM

Read R21 in Soulja Slim’s voice. Pertinent, given that he too is a ghost.

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by Anonymousreply 37September 17, 2020 9:11 PM

You're certainly dead to me, OP.

I hope that helps.

by Anonymousreply 38September 17, 2020 9:15 PM

Dead Lives Matter!

by Anonymousreply 39September 17, 2020 9:24 PM

OP have you spun pottery lately with Demi Moore?

by Anonymousreply 40September 17, 2020 9:31 PM

boo, hunty

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by Anonymousreply 41September 17, 2020 9:35 PM
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