David Harbour and Lily Allen - MARRIED!

Random as fuck

They're both bipolar. This is a disaster waiting to happen.

I just saw a post on DListed! Holy crap I had no idea they were dating. He has that grey pallor about him like someone who had gastric sleeve procedure, he seems like a good guy.

Lily always posts some video of herself being mentally unstable. This marriage won't end in joyful bliss.

She likes the ladyham. Does he like the touch of a man?

I get the impression he would be a hot fuck.

he announced on instagram. he's so cute and funny. I wish them the best

She is ugly and fat.

Very odd couple.

She's pure trash

That’s nuts. Where did they even cross paths? She has a kid or two. I don’t know about him.

Who cares?

This seems really odd and like a disaster about to happen.

I saw David Harbour in London. He was starring in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf."

It always amuses me when people are shocked that celebrities cross paths. It's as if people think that guy from that TV show lives in the world of his TV show. Never travels. Never uses the internet.

Who the hell is David Harbour???

I may be a moron but I do know that David Harbour doesn’t live in Hawkins, Indiana and he is likely to travel places and meet all sorts of people. Thanks for making me feel stupid though.

His face looks drawn, like he lost too much weight too quickly.

At the Emmys or SAG Awards or whatever awards show when Game of Thrones was last up for something, people noticed that Lily was wearing an engagement ring, but they never officially commented on it.

R14 most likely research for his home life with Lily

Stranger Things have happened.

[Quote] Thanks for making me feel stupid though.

You're on DL, not mumsnet.

Great songs will come from this disaster.

I always turn to couples who go to Las Vegas in a pandemic to make the very best decisions.

I love that she called her child Ethel.

Please don’t procreate. We have enough crazy in the world.

That was a clever move on her part. She is going up

Allen is a deeply unpleasant woman. Stereotypical wealthy, privately educated privileged upbringing but thinks she’s one of the common people. It’s so sad that she had the upbringing she did, Getting kicked out of very expensive schools for being a cunt and hanging around on sets of films her mother was producing and getting cameos. She plays Elizabeth Taylor in her mother’s most recent film How To Build A Girl.

Uses social media to bully and target people with abuse but is always the victim whenever she gets called out for it.

Also has a serious problem with Jews. Really doesn’t like Jews. Her father is a crank who loves conspiracy theories, including the BBC faking stories about attacks in Syria. Lily Allen pushes the claim that there were many more deaths that officially reported at the Grenfell Tower fire, even though she has no details to back up her claims.

Posh cranks are the worst.

[Quote] That was a clever move on her part.

She is a bigger star than he is.

[Quote] Uses social media to bully and target people with abuse but is always the victim whenever she gets called out for it.

I resemble this remark!

[quote]She is a bigger star than he is.

I've never heard of her, I adore him

[Quote] I've never heard of her, I adore him

Well, then you should know that he's a supporting actor. She is a headliner.

For R30.

Allen and Banks are both truly horrible people.

[bold]Lily Allen | Hard Out Here[/bold]

If you're not a size 6

Then you're not good-looking

Well, you better be rich

Or be real good at cooking

You should probably lose some weight

'Cause we can't see your bones

You should probably fix your face

Or you'll end up on your own

Don't you want to have somebody who objectifies you?

Have you thought about your butt; who's gonna tear it in two?

We've never had it so good, uh huh

We're out of the woods

And if you can't detect the sarcasm

You've misunderstood

R29, in the US? I don't think so. That's why it is a clever move; British entertainers are always dying to cross over the pond. It's a bigger market

He finally found someone crazy enough to marry him.

[Quote] He finally found someone

Does he have a checkered dating history? Did he fuck Glenn Close? Every old theater actor seems to have fucked Glenn Close.

Headlines for next year

Lily Allen accuses husband David Harbour of sexual neglect, emotional misconduct and verbal abuse as she files for divorce.

David Harbour checks into rehab facility as he denies wife Lily Allen’s marriage claims

Lily Allen denies cheating with husband David Harbour’s Stranger Things costar Sadie Sink.

Lily Allen apologises after Instagram posts falsely accuse Laverne Cox of being a cisgendered Republican.

Lily Allen confirms latest pregnancy with husband David Harbour’s Stranger Things costar Gaten Matarazzo revealed as the baby’s father

Lily Allen announces they are non binary as the singer signs up to appear in their mother’s latest film, Amy, a biopic about troubled singer Amy Winehouse. Allen will play Winehouse’s chart rival Adele in the movie.

Lily Allen dropped from Winehouse film after rumours of onset feud with director Mira Nair are revealed.

[Quote] Lily Allen confirms latest pregnancy with husband David Harbour’s Stranger Things costar Gaten Matarazzo revealed as the baby’s father

That's about as likely as Noah Schnapp being revealed as her baby father.

Does she have custody of her kids?

R37

I wouldn't say checkered, but he's had a number of long-term relationships and been engaged before, but all those relationships went down in flames due to his mental issues.

[Quote] all those relationships went down in flames due to his mental issues.

Any details?

What R16 said

R42

All I've heard is someone here a while back saying he acted like an asshole when he and Mireille Enos broke up. Harbour has also admitted that his relationships end because of his bipolar disorder. I don't know enough about bipolar behavior to know what that looks like.

Mireille Enos was Honey to his Nick in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

r23

Why, has David Harbour taken up the guitar?

This will last till she starts drinking again. Both with bipolar. And he looks like he is starving himself. Good times there.

Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud was the target of horrible abuse because of her looks. She started using tanning beds and fake tan to hide her pale skin and dying her hair. She was the most reserved member of the group and for being shy in interviews she was described as rude, surly, standoffish. When she was still a teenager one boyband member called her "a rude ginger bitch".

Lily Allen felt it necessary to call her "the ugly one". Lily Allen called another female singer ugly. Horrible bully.

Meanwhile Nicola Roberts has campaigned to stop under 18s using tanning salons, she's campaigned for stricter rules for online bullying and mandatory sex education in schools. And she won the first series of The Masked Singer in the UK.

#TEAMNICOLA

I've only heard of her via her brother & one hit single she had in the US (can't even remember what it was); they both sound like a bottomless bucket of crazy - and clearly a special kind of crazy to get married in Vegas during a pandemic. Mazel tov kids!

[quote]Well, then you should know that he's a supporting actor. She is a headliner.

I don't think her career is doing that well. Her last several albums bombed (even though the last one was quite good).

And when she came to my city a year or so ago, she played at a very small venue.

Creepy.

[Quote] I don't think her career is doing that well.

I don't doubt it but she still has more name value than David Harbour. He's never been pushed in the way that she has.

Oh the things I would do to David Harbour. He is sex on a stick, and I have a major crush on him. Allen is a lucky lady.

Uh, whut R52? David Harbour is the star of one of the most popular TV shows in the world. Literally. No one knows who she is outside of England.

Somebody probably already mentioned this was he looks like he’s fucking her from behind in OP photo. Like really demonically too!

[quote]No one knows who she is outside of England.

I’m American. She has that catchy song “Fuck You” right?

Huh? What song? No one cares.

[quote] Does she have custody of her kids?

No, she doesn't

She's bad news. I can definitely see them getting into fights and the police being called

When you come for Kylie, you come for all of us.

[quote]I’m American. She has that catchy song “Fuck You” right?

No, that's CeeLo Green.

R60 No, Allen did a different "FUCK YOU" that was directed at George W. Bush.

I thought her first album was very witty.

This song in particular:

David Harbour has never been THE star of anything. He's a character actor.

He looked hella hot when he hosted snl

r62, he was the star of the last Hellboy movie. Sure, it flopped, but he was the star.

[quote]I get the impression he would be a hot fuck.

Oh you have eyes, too?

Hellboy was a piece of crap. Horrible. Single-handedly destroyed the franchise. He was dating Alison Sudol from Fantastic beasts. They seem like they were really mad for each other. He must hook up with women really quickly. Sounds like he really wanted to get married.

R60, there are two “Fuck You” songs. Lily Allen has her own I believe.

Which one will be the first to get a Restraining Order on the other one?

David Harbour is one of those people like the Seinfeld episode - depending on the light and the situation, he can be hot or just greasy and gross.

They probably have the same kink

R28 Damn,those are some interesting tidbits. I wouldn't have guessed that she was so unpleasant. I only knew her as the "Smile" singer.

Lily Allen, “Fuck You”

It’s a jam.

Didn't David have a woman staying at his apartment that jumped out of his window and killed herself? It happened before Stranger Things. She was an addict and he said he was letting her stay there so he could help her. He's was filming a movie when she did it. He seems like he can kind of be a jerk. When Hellboy bombed. He blamed audience that wouldn't give it a chance. It bombed because it was a terrible movie.

I was wondering why he looked so familiar in OP's picture...he looks exactly like the grandmother in Weird Science, catatonic in a closet!

I just finished watching ST3 and see why he's lost so much weight.

3 years ago Allen complained she was homeless because her London flat was being rented out to an Italian family and she alleged they were refusing to move out and claiming diplomatic immunity.

Lies, lies and more lies. The Italians were preparing to move out having effectively been evicted but wanted for an extension of TWO days so they could move into their new home.

She also complained about having to sell another of her properties to pay her tax bill, yet campaigns for Corbyn's Labour Party who wants much higher taxes and stricter limits on property ownership.

Beside having bipolar disorder he comes across well in interviews and podcasts. But then so does Stephen Fry.

And this was Lily Allen's response to a British Pakistani politician showing solidarity with Jewish MPs who talked about the racist abuse they receive, death threats, the impact on visiting Auschwitz after their relatives were murdered there etc.

110% pure arsehole.

He's lost a lot of weight because in Stranger Things series 4, Hopper is incarcerated in a Soviet prison. That and he's properly fat in series 3. Anyone seen that video where he and Winona Ryder answer Google search questions? At one point, when the question "How big is David Harbour?" comes up, he says "The answer is 'Too'." Then Winona gets annoyed at him for fat-shaming himself - "Will you STOP that? I mean it!"

R77 Sajid Javid is a Tory (UK version of a Republican) and was Home Secretary at the time (person in charge of police, justice system, security services), he wasn't some "British Pakistani politician".

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uote][R77] Sajid Javid is a Tory (UK version of a Republican) and was Home Secretary at the time (person in charge of police, justice system, security services), he wasn't some "British Pakistani politician".

He wasn't Home Secretary then, he was Communities & Housing Secretary.

Regardless of his politics, Sajid Javid sat in the House Of Commons representing the government. The son of an immigrant who has received racist and anti muslim abuse his entire life, he listened to Jewish colleagues from all parties talking about the abuse they receive and demonstrated his support for them. That's what his tweet was, a man from one minority showing support for another minority group.

Wealthy privately educated Lily Allen simply couldn't see that, and it looks like you can't either.

R81 OK, my mistake but that tweet was only two weeks before he became Home Secretary.

Hey need spoiler alert! I have not seen season 3 yet.

[Quote] Anyone seen that video where he and Winona Ryder answer Google search questions? At one point, when the question "How big is David Harbour?" comes up, he says "The answer is 'Too'." Then Winona gets annoyed at him for fat-shaming himself - "Will you STOP that? I mean it!"

I haven't seen it. But I heard that part on a podcast. Wino's tone cracked me up.

Who is raising her children?

She seems like someone who shouldn’t have children.

The children are with them in Vegas.

The one on the right looks the spitting image of her mother.

Unfortunately.

Lily's cute and so are the children.

My favorite Lily Allen song is "Alfie," about her brother (who did a great job as Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones). Guess he finally got off the couch.

R86 And people say *I* have a fivehead.

David should watch this before he has dinner with his new father-in-law, so that he knows which buttons to avoid pushing.

[quote]My favorite Lily Allen song is "Alfie," about her brother (who did a great job as Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones).

Alfie was NOT pleased about being mocked in a song.

I remember Lily got called a creep for talking about how huge her brother’s penis was in an interview. But after Alfie did full frontal in GoT, everyone saw that she was right.

R92 I think that's beside the point...

r38 Its concerning how believable all these predictions are.

I feel sorry for her vagina should she conceive a child with him and choose natural childbirth.

Self loathing and drugs, drugs, drugs!

Yes, he was R62. He was the star of Hellboy, as has been pointed out. Yes, we all know it flopped. He was a big enough star that he hosted SNL. He’s “starring” in the Black Widow. He’s starring in the next season of Stranger Things, a worldwide Netflix hit. Lily Allen is a fifth rate chanteuse who has mostly made headlines in third tier gossip columns with her embarrassing attitude bad mouthing those far past her talent and career. She’s not known off your dreary stabby island.

Bye.

He also worked with and defended Woody Allen a few years ago, but his people have tried very hard to bury that since then. Trash squared.

Hunny, if you’re going to start making a list of actors who’ve worked with and defended Woody Allen it’s going to be very long and include major and revered talents like Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, and Diane Keaton, mmkay?

[quote] He also worked with and defended Woody Allen a few years ago, but his people have tried very hard to bury that since then. Trash squared.

Wasn't Woody Allen canceled mainly for Mia Farrow's claim of him sexually molesting young Dylan? When you bring up that childcare professionals didn't believe the claim and said Farrow was using it as a tactic in their break-up some people start then going on how disgusting it is for Allen to marry his own daughter. When you say Allen was never her father or even even lived in the same house as her they just keep saying how ugly and disgusting Woody Allen is, like that is an excuse enough to cancel anyone.

R99 it's almost like Hollywood is filled with opportunistic narcissists who will overlook anything in order to advance their own careers!

Dylan Farrow's accusations surfaced in early 2014; David Harbour chose to sign on to work with him in late 2015.

Have they split up yet?

They passed their one month anniversary!

Yay!

From the sound of it, they aren't getting to spend much time together. Maybe that's why she invented that sex toy.

poor david...aint she the one tht goes nuts now n then ??

If Winona Ryder wasn't with that fashion designer guy she's been with for nearly a decade but hasn't married, do you reckon David would have gone out with her? Him and Winona are very affectionate with each other at season premieres and award shows, there seems to be some chemistry between them in this video.