What are things that our breeder brothers do that you rarely see gays do?
Things Straight Men Do
|by Anonymous||reply 228||09/18/2020|
Drink beer and play golf
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/09/2020|
Loved it! My laugh for the day!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/09/2020|
Spit while walking down the street
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/09/2020|
Start threads on message boards about "Things Gay Men Do"
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/09/2020|
[quote]Things Straight Men Do
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/09/2020|
Say "that mauve settee in the dining room was just ghastly!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/09/2020|
Beer hats. MAGA hats. NASCAR. Wearing a MAGA beer hat at a NASCAR race.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/09/2020|
Vote For Trump
Eat with their hands
Wear flip flops in public
Ogle large breasts
Watch sports while drinking domestic beer
Not use moisturizer
Not know what moisturizer even is
Wear white sneakers with jeans
Play video games
Forget to shower
All other manner of uncouth behavior
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/09/2020|
OP, before I even viewed it, I knew that had something to do with farting...
Other things uncouth, straight men do:
Adjust themselves in public
Avoid the middle urinal
Think nothing of spitting
Lighting Aerosol Cans
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/09/2020|
Be effortlessly masculine.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/09/2020|
Be unbelievably boring!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/09/2020|
Stink, not pay attention to their hygiene
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/09/2020|
R11 clearly hasn't spent enough time on Datalounge
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/09/2020|
Scratch their nuts in public (hand in or outside of their pants)
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/09/2020|
Hate women...oh, wait
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/09/2020|
Tendency to dominate and bully the weakers
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/09/2020|
I somewhat prefer the old days when straight men acted a certain predictable way. Now, with the younger generation of straight men, sexuality can be so much more confusing. Last year, I thought I was possibly going to have a serious relationship with a hot building contractor in his early 30s. After several weeks of working together, I thought he was quietly gay or at least bi. He had married right out of college and was now divorced. I was in the middle of seducing him one afternoon when he stopped me and said that although he loved hanging out with me, he wasn't gay. I was so disappointed. I think I prefer the old days when men would have run out the door.
Now I'm involved with a great guy who really isn't completely there for me. At least, we can drink beer and watch old movies together.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/09/2020|
Be inexplicably proud about the gross things about them, such as stench. I'll never get why straight men are so impressed by their own disgustingness.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/09/2020|
Be aesthetically challenged
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/09/2020|
My straight brothers and friends show up on time.
They also don't seem to stand on pretense.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/09/2020|
Shave their heads so they don't have to fuss with hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/09/2020|
Don't wipe properly.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/09/2020|
I don't fucking care, do u?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/09/2020|
Wear torn or stained clothing out in public. Take only 5 minutes to get ready for work in the morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/09/2020|
Straight men don't seem to be critical of other people's home decor.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/09/2020|
Hunt. Straight men love hunting.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/09/2020|
R25, you think? Poor straight women, they just stick it in there. They are lousy in bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/09/2020|
Leave the house without taking a shower by just putting a baseball cap on
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/09/2020|
TIL I'm straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/09/2020|
Wear stained and soiled clothing. Usually coincides with the oversized t-shirt and basketball shorts uniform on an entirely unathletic frame as seen on display at OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/09/2020|
Buy puffy leather couches and air hockey tables— that is the whole decor. Live in shitty townhouse developments in the middle of nowhere. Have a mirror in the bathroom with Coors written on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/09/2020|
Spend ungodly amounts on electronics and cars and dress like hobos.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/09/2020|
Spend absurd amounts of money on electronics and cars but still dress like hobos.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/09/2020|
Sorry for double post.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/09/2020|
Say something witty once a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/09/2020|
[R32] The shirts are from souvenir shops from various fishing locations and say things like “big mouth bass bar” and “old men love new bait” and “my wife ran away with my rod give me back my rod” “black hills blockbuster beer gut 2020” etc
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/09/2020|
Unknowingly tell on themselves as bad lovers with extremely poor sexual skills. I saw a guy in some comments section somewhere recently describe sex as "moving my dick around in a hole for 15 minutes." I mean, that is just pitiful. Poor straight women!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/09/2020|
Say something witty & original once a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/09/2020|
They help their gay brother / gay friend move to a new home.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/09/2020|
Purchase shirts at bait shops. They say things like “billy bobs big mouth bass shop” “ old men like young bait” “my wife ran away with my dog, I want my dog back” “beer busters international” “get off of my truck if you don’t want a whoppin’” etc . They also like beer cozies with similar sayings on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/09/2020|
A lot of these replies are repetitive.
Straight men are not that interesting. I think we've covered them completely in under 40 replies.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/09/2020|
Cheat on their women at every opportunity, without a second thought.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/09/2020|
[R8] A lot of gay dudes play video games, even fps.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/09/2020|
Waste $ buying jewelry for women. 😂😂😂😂
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/09/2020|
not wash their hands, not flush public toilets and not a ounce of context/nuance/critical thinking skills... everything is black or white. no middle..
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/09/2020|
Be effortlessly alluring to 99.9% of gay men, to whom they would not give the time of day.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/09/2020|
Have a bunch of baby mamas.
Use Lifebuoy soap on their face.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/09/2020|
Inability to recognize emotion
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/09/2020|
Obsessed with sport sneakers.
Wearing khaki shorts.
Obsession with watching sports and obsessive drinking and eating at tail gate parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/09/2020|
When gays do it it's called self loathing.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/09/2020|
Die young because of their diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/09/2020|
R29 one of the women I used to screw around with back in early college with whom I still keep in touch and that divorced 5 years back told me her husband was all about his pleasure and the best sex she had was with me, despite my eventual coming out. Why? I was the only one who cared about us both getting off. Go figure.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/09/2020|
Relentlessly obsessed about by gay men on DL.
Who knew? And why?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/09/2020|
Not recycle or wear a mask in a pandemic. Empathy for others and care for the common good are too "gay."
Can you imagine being this fragile?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/09/2020|
R56, ask Mediapolis
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/09/2020|
Judging from the replies - none of you live in NYC or LA?
Weird, I thought most DLers were from Coastal areas...
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/09/2020|
Lead more productive lives.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/09/2020|
Spit into the urinal while peeing. It's a subconscious way to establish full masculinity. "My dick is out, so I must do something that proves I'm super straight since I'm so insecure and vulnerable right now."
Seriously, make a mental note to watch how often guys do this at urinals now.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/09/2020|
"Things straight men do":
1. Rule most of our Planet
2. Start occasional wars
3. Re-populate the planet after the war
4. Rinse and repeat until Kingdom Come
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/09/2020|
R62 *Kingdom cum
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/09/2020|
R62, they start every war, and I'm pretty sure it's women who do the heaviest work of "repopulating" anything.
What a moronic response. Are you a straight man?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/09/2020|
R60, by what, by killing, pillaging, torturing, vandalising, bullying, abusing, lying, mugging, raping, etc...
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/09/2020|
Worship Tarantino and Christopher Nolan movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/09/2020|
Suck dick, eat out another man's ass, fuck another man bareback.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/09/2020|
Greet you with one word: "Hey!"
Next is: "How's it going, man?"
Finally: "Working hard or hardly working?"
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/09/2020|
[quote]Things Straight Men Do
Settle down monogamously
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/09/2020|
Have silent and motionless orgasms.
I always wonder how they can be so obsessed with pussy yet have absolutely no physical reaction to the result of putting their cocks in one.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/09/2020|
[quote] What a moronic response ... they start every war
Let's open a dictionary together, R64. Remedial English lessons 101:
"occasional" - occurring, appearing, or done infrequently and irregularly. Example: "there's an occasional war now and then in Greece". An "occasional" war is about regularity/frequency in TIME (e.g. every few years).
Whereas "every" war is about NUMBER. I wasn't talking about "number" - I was simply citing frequency. Do pay attention.
[quote] I'm pretty sure it's women who do the heaviest work of "repopulating" anything.
How quaint. But this isn't a thread about "women". Human females haven't yet developed the ability to reproduce via Parthenogenesis (like invertebrates and some plants). So straight guys are still key in re-population (women are implicit but not the focus of this thread).
[quote] Are you a straight man?
Are you an angry woman? :P
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/09/2020|
"Things Straight Men Do"
Surprisingly - write more Operas.
Though I think the gay brotherhood has straights beat on Musicals.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/09/2020|
R64, there, you got your answer, R71 is a straight man.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/09/2020|
Not wipe properly.... I don’t know this as fact, I just know it’s true.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/09/2020|
Think about boobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/09/2020|
Never experience anal douching.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/09/2020|
"Things Straight Men Do"
Technically, create (or, using the Biblical term, "beget") gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/09/2020|
Physically assault people at work?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/09/2020|
Fart like it's something to be proud of.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/09/2020|
Somehow avoid being put under the microscope unlike non-straight men.
Avoid being criticized as a group.
Get defended by gay guys who would be the first ones that they throw under the bus.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/09/2020|
have sex with women
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/09/2020|
Vote Republican reflexively.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/09/2020|
Gaybait gay producers and gay writers for fame & money, especially Ryan Murphy
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/09/2020|
They eat so much meat! They’re the ones keeping slaughterhouses in business and the old ones sometimes get gout.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/09/2020|
Straight men are usually my best friends. Gays are neurotic self-centered flakes.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/09/2020|
fRICKIN never shut up about sports, craft bee,r and bacon. And BURGERS!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/09/2020|
walk around with unwashed butts.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/09/2020|
Harass men that threaten their masculinity.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/09/2020|
Anything related with his ball sack or ass, pulling underwear out, readjusting, putting hands down pants all in public.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/09/2020|
Loving anything lesbian related and trying to get their girls to lez out for them, all while hating those "fags"
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/09/2020|
straight men don't wear flip-flops or even use umbrellas, it's "too gay"
They also don't wear winter coats much and do the multiple hoodie thing in the winter
Come to think of it, I'm like a straight guy, since mostly everything mentioned here, I do
I spit when I walk,bad habit, love to fart and joke about it and burp, workout and go a few days without showering, big sports fanatic, say words like "bro" and "dude" all the time etc
I do put AXE gel in my hair but if I'm off from work, I'll wear a baseball hat
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/09/2020|
[quote] Spit into the urinal while peeing. It's a subconscious way to establish full masculinity. "My dick is out, so I must do something that proves I'm super straight since I'm so insecure and vulnerable right now."
I am a Gold Star Gay man and I always spit at the urinal, the other day I forgot I had a mask on and almost spit into the mask.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/09/2020|
Show buttcrack when bending over and not being aware or caring about it
Joking with their other straight buddies about anything gay related and if your bro does something feminine like cook, hassle him about it, if your bro is named Chris and he cooks dinner, tell him "I'm gonna call you Christina" for now on
They think joking like that is hilarious, because being a woman or having any feminine skills is the worst thing in the world for them
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/09/2020|
R93 - “ I am a Gold Star Gay man and I always spit at the urinal, the other day I forgot I had a mask on and almost spit into the mask.”
Classy. And, Neanderthal-like.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/09/2020|
[quote]straight men don't wear flip-flops or even use umbrellas, it's "too gay"
Maybe in Texas. WTF?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/09/2020|
You're right, R95. One thing straight men do that women and gay men never do is joke and tease each other about physical flaws, any vulnerability eg their masculinity.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/09/2020|
[quote]Leave the house without taking a shower by just putting a baseball cap on
Umm, I do this all the time...
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/09/2020|
Reading this thread makes me want to be a straight man!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/09/2020|
I live in Texas and wear flip flops or Birkenstocks every day since I'm working at home. Also a urinal spitter!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/09/2020|
R19 Ha. like that old aesthetically challenged white guy, Picasso.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/09/2020|
Not show any emotion except for anger, which makes them come across as more masculine
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/09/2020|
Up until recently, they never wore tailored or body enhancing clothes. (That was thought to be too gay.)
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/09/2020|
R102, you think this man is eye candy? ha!
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/09/2020|
Wear white socks with suits.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/09/2020|
Wear shorts in the middle of winter when it's freezing cold outside.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/09/2020|
I wear shorts when it's freezing, too -- often with flip flops.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/09/2020|
Oh my God you're soooo masc R108!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/09/2020|
Act like it's the end of the world when their favorite sports team loses.
Argue with each other about those same sports teams.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/09/2020|
Constantly walk on eggshells in fear of being perceived as "not masculine"/gay
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/09/2020|
R109, no -- I just always have a really nice tan so it's a good look.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/09/2020|
R110, and they ignore the obvious homoerotic interactions between players, especially in soccer and pass them off as perfectly heterosexual behaviour.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/09/2020|
[quote]Act like it's the end of the world when their favorite sports team loses.
You did NOT want to be in my path when my hockey team got knocked off these shitty playoffs.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/09/2020|
Pat each other on the ass and say "no homo"
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/09/2020|
They are paranoid that every gay man they see wants to make a pass at them despite the fact that many of them look like shit.
They say "homosexuality is wrong" while they jack off to lesbian porn when their wife is away
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/09/2020|
Pull their shopping carts from the front with one hand rather than push them from the back as most folks---and almost all women---do.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/09/2020|
R52, most of the gay men I know drink more than straight guys do
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/09/2020|
r86, you're a neurotic flake?
BTW, most straight men voted for Trump
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/09/2020|
I know a ton of gay men who drink beer. Maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong gays
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/09/2020|
Straight guys always wear TERRIBLE sunglasses. Really ugly, ones with that tacky polarized coloring.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/09/2020|
March around with guns and Confederate flags while wearing MAGA hats
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/09/2020|
[quote]They are paranoid that every gay man they see wants to make a pass at them despite the fact that many of them look like shit.
So are most gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/09/2020|
[quote]Fart like it's something to be proud of.
But it [italic]is![/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/09/2020|
Denigrate musical theater as gay while praising crap like [italic]H@m¡lt0n[/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/09/2020|
From what I’ve heard from straight women, their men wipe once, maybe twice.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/09/2020|
Neglecting to wash their holes thoroughly
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/09/2020|
I saw a big strapping college guy at the grocery today. He was giving his request to the deli worker and absentmindedly giving his genitals a fondling through his floppy shorts. I thought of this thread: gay guys just don't do that.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/09/2020|
Thankfully they avoid the topics of:
b-list actresses from the 1940s and 1950s,
skin care products
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/09/2020|
Thinking that sticking your tongue out and wriggling it around is a turn on
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/09/2020|
Surprisingly, my straight buddies and brother have told me not to get involved with a closeted man or a guy who lives with his mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/09/2020|
Argue obsessively about which of their friend group displays characteristics that are most similar to the Golden Girls:
"When Ty yells and farts like that, he's a real Dorothy Zbornak, amiright?"
"Yeah dude, he's totally Dorothy - he's substitute teacher material and he NEVER has date on a Saturday night!"
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/09/2020|
The one’s who see how it works. They know and will let a gay guy blow them. Usually, it’s pretty intense the gay guy gets into it and I get a blow without the hassle.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/09/2020|
R71 is definitely an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/09/2020|
#132 is projecting.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/09/2020|
I don’t have a breeder brother... rather he gets bred.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/09/2020|
The black puffy leather sofa/recliner combination industry is 100% supported by straight, single male dollars. And residential beer signs.
Golf. Fishing. Hunting. Crossfit. RV ownership. Cargo shorts and pants. Flip flops. Gun ownership.
There are always a few exceptions - but it's extremely rare for gay men for most I've listed above.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/09/2020|
[quote]They are paranoid that every gay man they see wants to make a pass at them despite the fact that many of them look like shit.
The ironic thing is that it’s almost always the ugly straight men that think gays want them; it’s almost never the good looking ones. It’s like ugly straight men are delusional.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/09/2020|
It's funny, really. It's as if all the fat and ugly women of all ages believed they were irresistible objects of lust to all straight men.
Maybe some do, but surely not most of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/09/2020|
R135, stop defending illiteracy. And learn to follow threads before commenting.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/09/2020|
R140 - my roommate's Spanish ex (a 5 foot 2 abusive, bald asshole with a small dick according to her) was uneasy that she lived with a gay man and she told me. Weird thing is he was always raving about Rafa Nadal and other good looking guys. So a lot of "straight" guys are closeted dicks and what's worse is they always find a nice woman to pray on who is out of their league and then harass gay men. Sick jerks.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/10/2020|
[quote]Golf. Fishing. Hunting. Crossfit. RV ownership. Cargo shorts and pants. Flip flops. Gun ownership.
Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Nah. Guilty. Guilty and guilty. Guilty. Guilty.
Where's my pussy trophy???
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/10/2020|
[quote]a nice woman to pray on
|by Anonymous||reply 144||09/10/2020|
[quote] Weird thing is he was always raving about Rafa Nadal and other good looking guys. So a lot of "straight" guys are closeted dicks
A lot of females are always raving about Diana Spencer, Marilyn Monroe, Julia Roberts, Taylor Swift or other good-looking females. So a lot of "straight" females are "closeted" dykes?
"Idol worship" happens regardless of orientation.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/10/2020|
Use there arse holes like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||09/10/2020|
R146 It’s amazing how fascinated supposedly straight men are with their asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||09/10/2020|
Often have luxurious forests of back hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||09/10/2020|
Yelling the following:
|by Anonymous||reply 149||09/10/2020|
Get blowjobs at gloryholes and then cry into their Budweiser can afterwards, while their wives ask, "Honey, what's wrong?"
|by Anonymous||reply 150||09/10/2020|
Never change their clothes, especially their underwear. Disgusting, smelly, putrid creatures.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/10/2020|
Watch the ABSOLUTELY WORST TELEVISION
|by Anonymous||reply 152||09/10/2020|
The question at hand is: What causes this (often primitiv, less sophisticated) behavior in straight men? Is it mostly hormones/testosterone?
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/10/2020|
Smell like Ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/10/2020|
R153, only straight men have primitive behavior? Gay men having random risky sex in bathroom stalls, darkrooms, etc. is not primitive behavior? Gay men are just as stupid as straight men. We just do things differently.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/10/2020|
Like if you think the guy in OP’s video is hot. Minus the gas and doing it into a phone on a grocery store’s loud speaker.
He’s my type.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/10/2020|
Molest young girls. Sometimes their own daughters.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/10/2020|
R10, To be honest most of them even fail at that.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/10/2020|
Think about cock more than they’ll admit.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/10/2020|
R49, Lol That old myth. I know more gay men that don't give a rat's ass about straight guys than those who do.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/10/2020|
R142 - straight men don't rant and rave about how hot another man's body is. They just don't and they don't call them "hot".
|by Anonymous||reply 161||09/10/2020|
R142 - one more important thing to say is that man who is secure in himself and his manhood does not act like an abusive jerk to someone he perceives as "weaker". This guy suffered from occasional impotence and blamed it on EACH woman...his ex was too stupid, my roommate was over 35, his first gf was too fat and so on...a man comfortable in his sexuality doesn't do that shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||09/10/2020|
Wear hoodies and gym shorts or cargo shorts
Walk with your hands clenched into a fist like your angry
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/10/2020|
Beat up or kill an ex partner for breaking up or divorcing them
Think combovers are attractive
Cargo shorts for every occasion
Refuse to get therapy or take appropriate and needed antidepressants and/or antipsychotic because it's not manly/insists he "doesn't need them"
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/10/2020|
R164 and yet gay men would sell their own mom's to get with a reasonably attractive straight guy...
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/10/2020|
Sell their own mom's what?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||09/10/2020|
Not all of us are desperate graspers, R165
|by Anonymous||reply 167||09/10/2020|
But the cheapest soap/body wash. (Irish Spring is a favorite) Wear bikini briefs Wear white briefs until they are full of holes, gray and the elastic is shot Use body spray in lieu of bathing Wear overpowering cheap after shave (old men)
|by Anonymous||reply 168||09/10/2020|
Often not get themselves medical help until the situation is serious or sadly too late.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||09/10/2020|
They refuse to ask for directions, ever! They'd rather die lost in their vehicle than ask for help.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||09/11/2020|
Straight men can sometimes look good in poorly fitted suits. Gay men, cannot.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||09/11/2020|
Percentage-wise, compared to gay men, more straight men are overweight or obese.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||09/11/2020|
[quote] They refuse to ask for directions, ever! They'd rather die lost in their vehicle than ask for help.
Is this still a thing now that everyone has a phone with GPS?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||09/11/2020|
Go into the military, become a cop or firefighter
Work more dangerous (deadly) type jobs like coal miners that women and most gay men would never have as an occupation
The world needs masculine men, and yes you can be gay/bi and masculine but it's rare, so it's a straight man's job
|by Anonymous||reply 174||09/11/2020|
Impregnate women, rape women
|by Anonymous||reply 175||09/11/2020|
Think pinning a hockey jersey to a blank white wall is a great way to decorate an apartment
|by Anonymous||reply 176||09/11/2020|
Wear white socks with flip flops...to the airport!
Get Mama some smelling salts
|by Anonymous||reply 177||09/11/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 178||09/11/2020|
R175 - I beg to differ on the impregnate notion. Any gay man that uses a surrogate or eldergay with kids has impregnated a woman. These days with the science available it is very possible (and, I believe from what I see in LA at least), more and more common for gay men to have a biological child.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||09/11/2020|
Vote Republican, often against self-interests.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||09/11/2020|
Feel superior to everyone else
|by Anonymous||reply 181||09/11/2020|
Live life without having to be forced into a box because of societal attitudes towards their sexuality. They're free to be anybody they want to be and aren't forced to adapt their personality to stereotypes as a survival instinct.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||09/11/2020|
Feel entitled to whatever they want, when they want it. When they don't get it, they get violent.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||09/11/2020|
Wear the same pair of undershorts for a week.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||09/11/2020|
R181 Have you never been to a gay bar?
|by Anonymous||reply 185||09/11/2020|
[quote]Live life without having to be forced into a box because of societal attitudes towards their sexuality.
That's not entirely true. Most straight men are expected to marry and have kids; many are unhappily married and/or hate kids. Not the same as what gay men face, but a blanket statement like that doesn't really apply. A lot of domestic abuse, spousal or child, is the result of men forced into a box because of societal attitudes towards their sexuality. Some men don't belong in relationships, but possessing a woman and impregnating her repeatedly is what straight men are told they must do.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||09/11/2020|
Everyone is now welcome to get forced into the marriage box. Hooray!
|by Anonymous||reply 187||09/11/2020|
R173 Wife: Honey, just ask Siri...
Husband: No, I know where it is... you just turn left there.... ah, maybe right
Wife: Siri, where is...
Husband: (grabs the phone from her) ... I said I know where it is!!
|by Anonymous||reply 188||09/11/2020|
call other men, " man" "dude" "bro" " chief" "pal" "buddy" " homie"
|by Anonymous||reply 189||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 190||09/12/2020|
Express their repressed homosexual urges through homoerotic activities such as hazing, mooning, patting each other on the ass, pantsing, and other weirdly sexual "pranks".
|by Anonymous||reply 191||09/12/2020|
Forgot to mention wedgies. Another kinda gay "prank" that straight men love for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||09/12/2020|
[quote] Express their repressed homosexual urges through homoerotic activities such as hazing, mooning, patting each other on the ass, pantsing, and other weirdly sexual "pranks".
Sociologists call such behavior “homosociality.”
|by Anonymous||reply 193||09/12/2020|
Off topic, so I will get F&F for it cuz this is DL, but I had an interesting online talk with a twink from my company here in Romania. He LOVES to do outrageous photos on his Instagram, sometimes with lipstick and other times in a bikini. He makes it clear he is a guy, but wants to give the middle finger to the establishment. Well, a complete douchebag from the UK at our office, who is always bragging about how being English "gets me pussy" saw his bikini picture, unfollowed him and THEN said "you have a nicer ass than my girlfriend". The girlfriend doesn't exist for this fat homophobic loser. That is what a lot of straights do.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||09/12/2020|
Watch "Walker, Texas Ranger".
|by Anonymous||reply 195||09/12/2020|
Ah, nobody actually watches that, do they?
|by Anonymous||reply 196||09/12/2020|
One thing I noticed and it may be a southern thing. I see a lot of straight husbands standing outside of stores while their wives shop - as if going in a women's store would make them instantly gay or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||09/12/2020|
Talk like they know how to coach a pro sports team better than the professional coach. Usually while yelling at the TV and drinking alcohol with their friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 199||09/13/2020|
Drink energy drinks like crazy
|by Anonymous||reply 200||09/13/2020|
Smell their farts, and really get off on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||09/13/2020|
Fist bump other men
|by Anonymous||reply 202||09/13/2020|
The great Kinky Friedman once said that 75% of men find farting funny, while 0% of women do. Was he talking about all men, or just straight men?
|by Anonymous||reply 203||09/13/2020|
Gay men and women really don't fistbump each other, I've noticed
|by Anonymous||reply 204||09/14/2020|
clear their throats loudly
scratch their balls and itch their asscrack
laugh really wide and loud
|by Anonymous||reply 205||09/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 206||09/15/2020|
From R8's list
Vote For Trump - nope
Burp loudly - guilty
Fart loudly - guilty
Eat with their hands - guilty
Wear flip flops in public - guilty. AND with khaki /camo cargo shorts
Ogle large breasts - nope
Watch sports while drinking domestic beer - done that once or twice
Not use moisturizer - guilty
Not know what moisturizer even is - guilty until recently
Wear white sneakers with jeans - guilty
Play video games - guilty
Forget to shower - guilty but not often
All other manner of uncouth behavior - definitely guilty on multiple counts
From R9's list
Other things uncouth, straight men do:
Adjust themselves in public - guilty
Avoid the middle urinal - nope
Think nothing of spitting - guilty
Flatus ignition - have tried this as a party trick a couple times, not very successfully. I am not on any A lists strangely enough
Lighting Aerosol Cans - guilty, that shit can be fun, blowing shit up and shooting shit is fun too
Cow tipping - nope but sounds like fun, sort of thing I'd of done when I was younger. I done plenty dumb shit
R16 "Tendency to dominate and bully the weakers" - an absolute hard no to this. Fucking hate that shit
R26 Wear torn or stained clothing out in public. - guilty
Take only 5 minutes to get ready for work in the morning - why so long?
R195/R196 Yes, I have watched "Walker, Texas Ranger". And enjoyed, and so did my boyfriend
R206 Marry golddiggers. - oh shit I had to laugh, cos I done that too. My ex. Well it was a civil union, but same diff. I should of seen him coming, but I was blinded by love
|by Anonymous||reply 207||09/16/2020|
I haven't read this whole thread, but we are to believe r207 is straight?
|by Anonymous||reply 208||09/16/2020|
R208 no, I'm as gay as fuck. Belch.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||09/16/2020|
R209 - if you love V8 and are a bottom, marry me!
|by Anonymous||reply 210||09/16/2020|
R207 If you didn’t vote for Trump, all your other (so called) sins are cancelled!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||09/16/2020|
It's weird seeing gay men that are into farts like straight guys are. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. Unnatural.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||09/16/2020|
R209, now that you know what moisturiser is, it's time to get started on a good skincare regime.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||09/16/2020|
Drive gays crazy with lust from middle school through college. The spell is broken once we realize we can have the best things that straights offer with a partner that has an equal love of cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||09/16/2020|
R207, you're a slob!
I love you!
|by Anonymous||reply 215||09/16/2020|
Have a gorgeous, model looking wife and cheat on her with an ugly, trashy skanky woman.
Have a wife who waits on them hand and foot, treats them like a king, and then cheats on her anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||09/17/2020|
^ paging Tiger Woods....
|by Anonymous||reply 217||09/17/2020|
Stick their dicks in pussies.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||09/17/2020|
Sticks their dicks in CRAZY time & time again.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||09/17/2020|
Oh, what is the quote about dogs walking on their hind legs?
It isn't something that you are used to seeing and it is never done well.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||09/17/2020|
[quote]Wear hoodies and gym shorts or cargo shorts
Lots of gay men wear these things.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||09/18/2020|
R221 not like straight men do
It's everyday wear for straight guys
|by Anonymous||reply 222||09/18/2020|
R215 Thanks, love you too!
I am a fuck sight more refined than what I used to be. When I met my first boyfriend I had an old carburettor on my bedside table, an airconditioner in pieces on the floor and I was using a car hood as a bedroom curtain. I had decorated the room with a beer can collection as well to add that finishing touch. I only stopped storing car parts in my closet when I met my current partner a few years back.
My clothes are mostly clean now and sort of tidyish. I still wear a lot of black cos it doesnt show oil and grease stains. I also adore camo, my boyfriend knows if he buys clothes for me something in camo is a safe bet
|by Anonymous||reply 223||09/18/2020|
Use the word "ghastly" except when mispronouncing "ghostly"
|by Anonymous||reply 224||09/18/2020|
^^Never use the word.....
|by Anonymous||reply 225||09/18/2020|
They don't put up profiles on Grindr or respond to ads on Craigslist.
Those are closet cases
|by Anonymous||reply 226||09/18/2020|
Pee with the bathroom door open.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||09/18/2020|
My boss has a bathroom in his office. He frequently pisses in there with the door open with people in the room. But he has multiple mental health issues, so I just write it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||09/18/2020|