What do we think of these whores?

Sources indicated no one is interested and nobody cares.

Billy is handsome.

They're hot and they live near me. Who knows?

It’ll end in tears.

By tears do you mean murder-suicides?

How much time and energy is spent scrubbing the internet of shit like this when the inevitable breakup happens?

Good grief could they be anymore fem annoying?

Liiiiiike, OMG

When is the one on the left going to find something better?

Complaining they are fem only shows how petty and narrow you are. Stupid cunt.

Now, which one makes the money? The waiter? Not. The older fit-fat one?

The waiter should find his own lover. I'm not saying he will regret this but he's wasting his time.

The one on the left is attractive but his voice is a total turnoff. I don’t care how hot a guy is, that annoying effeminate voice is a non starter.

Big biceps

Unfortunately, they are vapid and boring. (I was hoping for their being hotter and more exciting.)

They were asked to discuss their thruple, not the French literature they are reading and the seminars they have given at Davos.

I’m sure their mothers are so proud.

Looks like they just baked some cookies in that kitchen.

I couldn’t get through enough of it to hear the older one talk. But the way he gesticulates, preens and mugs for the camera while the other two prattle on is beyond annoying.

Triple-headed dildo?

One on he left please. Purely on looks, I didn’t want to watch their video.

It wouldn't be so bad, it they weren't so amused by themselves.

Looks ruined by queenie behavior. Bummer

KC serving his Best side:

Joe:

With Jax the[presumably] sugar daddy:

I'd like to see their sex video - especially since Joey "mentioned" that he has a big dick. I bet that blonde in the middle is a very eager bottom. The older guy is way too annoyingly fem even with the big biceps.

"We've been getting lots of questions..." Translation: We're running out of material for our boring channel.

Do all gay men shop at Baby Gap? I'm surprised there aren't more gay amputees with all the blood flow cutoffs.

All three have very nice asses and love to show them off.

How come the guy on the left introduces himself as "Joey," but is then continually referred to as "Billy?" God, could a more vapid trio ever exist?

What does the breadwinner do that they could just pick up and move to SD?

This is a Lifetime movie from a mile away. The balding one who can't put down the tweezers latched onto the fit fat bankrolling daddy. After being written into his will, he sets his sights on a hotter piece. Bonus points that he's suicidal because he's pushing 40 and is a waiter, who has probably been unemployed since March. A beautiful sunrise hike turns into tragedy when the bankroller falls off a cliff.

sexy asses

Billy is his STAGE name!!! God!!!!

I love Joe (bearded guy).

The two on the left are gonna realize they do better as a couple.

They are as boring as San Diego.

Imagine the drama and shrieking and tears if one of them brought home a box of Krispy Kreme donuts.

Things will go to hell when videos surface of Joe getting gangbanged during Fleet Week.

[quote] Cute, but the purses are falling.

The purses are FLYING. Each day is a race to (see who gets to be) the bottom.

I'd rather watch Noodles & Beef

Mutant ninja turtle, roided-out bodies are not even remotely cute. They look horrendously, try-hard mutated. MEH! *barf*

Remember that ugly girl that had four ugly boyfriends living with her? Then she got pregnant by one of them? Then another one got angry, hit the baby and was arrested?

This is going to end just like that. In tears, with the police hauling someone away.

They really think highly of themselves, don’t they? The one in the middle with the busted face said his main income is from Onlyfans. What a sad society we live in.

An especially virulent strain of anal warts takes them all out.

I sincerely wish them the best......yes, really.

[quote]Remember that ugly girl that had four ugly boyfriends living with her? Then she got pregnant by one of them? Then another one got angry, hit the baby and was arrested?

Yes, there was a long thread here about it, but I didn't know that last part, yikes!

It does seem the two younger ones are more into each other

Now who’s the top...?

2 bottoms adopted a top.

When our civilization has ended and a new one emerges, they will examine fragments of our lives and see things like this and wonder, how did these self-involved, foolish creatures last for so long?

Then they'll remember that these human things didn't last long at all, just a blink in the earth's time scale.

Luckily for the universe.

Is it social media that makes people live like this? Were we taking photos of our asses in the days before Facebook?

Kiss kiss

Whose the largest?

This is a stunt. They're just "roommates that fuck". Nothing more.

I feel like the older one probably has the financial stability. But eventually he might grow closer to one of the younger ones and drop the other one.

Am I the only who thinks the one in the middle has T ran face?

I thought the older one was fit fat but I was wrong. He's only slightly fleshy. The say in the video that the waiter is known in town for his big cock.

I don't know where you fellas have been hanging out but these three guys are not terribly femme - as this sort of guy goes. I think they are very attractive. I was never full time in that sort of scene but my passages through it were a lot of fun. That's because I too was very good looking and interested in superficial things. Just because someone has superficial interests, doesn't mean that one can't also be thoughtful in other domains.

The oldest looking one is miserable. He cries quietly on the toilet.

These silly gays think they invented sex.

[quote]I don't know where you fellas have been hanging out but these three guys are not terribly femme

DL, in general, is very unforgiving towards gayvoice and any kind of mannerism that may be interpreted as 'gay'.

"Triple-headed dildo?"

I'm sure there's a huge closet, the oversized garage and the basement in their house filled with them. There's never enough for these three insatiable bottoms.

This is the kind of thing that killed the dinosaurs.

Jax could flex those big biceps of his all day long. I'd have to stuff a sock in his mouth.

Why do people in these throuple arrangements feel compelled to foist the details of their relationships on the world? Sorry, dears, you aren't that fascinating.

Most of their Instagram consists of pictures of their butts.

Do they all do porn or just the one with the big butt?

So much jealousy in this thread.

The amount of Fleet enemas in their garbage can....

they seem really boring

Joey was attractive before he opened his mouth. The rest aren't worth my time, and judging purely based on looks...aren't worth Joey's time, either.

Actually based on that video at R66, I'm less attracted to Joey and more attracted to the guy on the right. Does anyone subscribe to either of their OnlyFans? What's the content?

Did they film that in their psychiatrist's waiting room? There's no personality to be found. In this entire situation.

Clearly this throuple thing is the most interesting thing they have going for them. And it's not even that interesting. They have zero charisma and their conversations are borderline awkward.

[quote] Actually based on that video at [R66], I'm less attracted to Joey and more attracted to the guy on the right. Does anyone subscribe to either of their OnlyFans? What's the content?

The one on the far right has videos highlighting his skill as a bareback bottom. His ass is truly his best feature. I had no idea he could walk and talk, too.

OMG the shallowness! These 3 witless bores can only stand each other because they have zero personality. Next!

I'm now wondering if R66 actually sat and watched that near-half hour video in its entirety. These guys aren't interesting unless they're showing off their asses.

R73 - is he bottoming on Only Fans with the other two or is he with random guys?

You're welcome!!!

I hate fem queens.

Get back to me any one of them makes a difference in the world.

[quote]Billy is his STAGE name!!! God!!!!

How is anyone supposed to KNOW that??? God!!!!

They are nobodies behaving like children. There is nothing more to say.

The old one is supporting the 2 marginally younger ones. I cant wait till he dumps both those bitches for newer (and younger) models.

Which one is the de facto houseboy?

So that guy is getting fucked by random guys on Only Fans and he's in a throuple? What a whore!

Other dudes, R76.

[quote] Triple-headed dildo?

A thrildo.

I find R1 and R49 to be sagacious, enlightened, humorous, astute and observant.

Well R69, as a waitperson, Joey must be thinking his lucky stars that he was able to charm the other 2 dimwits.

Is Joey really a waiter-waiter or is that code for a whore-whore?

God, the internalized homophobia is so prevalent with the eldergays on here. These guys aren't terrible because they have effeminate voices of mannerisms; they're terrible because, as R74 says, they're shallow, witless, bores. Shallowness is fine if you have some fucking personality. No amount of abs can make up for that.

I'd love to fuck any or all of them. They are sexy. Who needs conversation?

And thank you, R77 -That was quite a cum shot at the end!

I'm surprised no one has asked yet if they are cut or uncut.

Thanks r77.

I guess KC is just a high sex-drive kinda gurl who needs constant - and DIFFERENT - dicks on a regular basis.

Downtown Intellectual, circa 1960s

^ OMG sorry completely wrong thread

The evil of banality.

Joey comes across as a dumb straight guy who got up in all this. That's why he's the only attractive one.

Susan AND Hannah together on a thread about some random InstaHoes. Oh My.

These humans are performing a Jeu de la bobine on traditional male gender power dynamics.

Okay, that was some incredible troolerinas right there

Even their names are annoying:

KC

Jaxx

Joe (pronounced Joe-y, but also Bill-y)

R99: OMG Judith too!

Somehow I suspect these three San Diego types - the handsome dimwit waiter/Justforfans star, the perky "shy" one who doesn't mind letting you know they moved to the city because they could, and the butter faced bankroller hamming and queening it up like a one tranny show of Sunset Boulevard - are repeated thousands of times in the smarter gay real estate enclaves.

I don't care if they're a throuple, a couple with a whore in the guesthouse, or three roommates who fuck like rabbits, but why is it that the throuples who put on a show of their "unique" relationship and detail the minutia of its dynamics and maintenance are inevitably as boring as they are needy?

R103: You obviously care too much about these guys. I just want to know the vapid details like who tops and who is the de factor houseboy.

It's all hot and exciting until the cameras are gone. Then it's that Elizabeth Taylor Richard Burton movie where they fight and drink nonstop.

I think Armistead Maupin just found a new set of characters to write about!

[quote] [R103]: You obviously care too much about these guys. I just want to know the vapid details like who tops and who is the de factor houseboy.

Don't none of them gurls like to top. It's whoever draws the short straw.

[quote] Joey comes across as a dumb straight guy

Your gaydar needs to be sent to the repair facility.

R77, damn, that was pretty hot when the bottom shot a HUGE load all over himself, but him looking at the camera so much creeps me out, because it's clear he's most excited about the attention, the camera being on him.

I don't watch a lot of porn (really) but that seems to be a growing trend. Is it because this generation grew up on social media? Who knows.

R77 - do you know who the top was in that video? He looks familiar, like maybe he's done mainstream gay porn

Jealousies will develop between the two younger ones. The older one probably pays for the household. The older one will either kick the middle one to the curb or the waiter. Either way this throuple situation they find so exciting right now will break apart.

I think the two younger ones are going to end up together

Agree that the two cuties will dump the elder just as soon as they can afford it

God - I think I know that apartment building. I looked at places in there and it fits.

I'll second what everyone else has already said - the older one is financing this, BUT I believe the older one brought in the younger one to balance out the power dynamic.

The older guy needs to RUN from these fame whores and find someone more his age. Not some waiters with no future.

Depressing and not hot.

So the older one has a real job that affords the ability to pick up and move whenever? But he's stuck himself with a waiter and someone with an Only Fans site? Time for some therapy.

The older one is clearly embarrassed. He is not enjoying this video.

The younger ones are such dimwits. The older one seems to like sex and that’s why he got with younger guy #1.

Notice the older one "Jax" - who has the office job and is out of the office when they're filming - he has an accent of some kind.

I wonder if he's married to the younger one for residency. He's not American.

New twist to the story.

I literally nodded off 2 minutes into this video.

or this video. 😂

He's going to regret not having a professional skill in legitimate work.

To return to the onlyfans video, (unrelated to thread), I thought it was interesting that he didn't actually get hard while getting fucked, and was only in a state of semi-erection when he shot that huge load. Is that common? I see a lot of porn where the bottom never gets hard, but also doesn't cum. In my experience, most bottoms who are going to cum also get hard. (Should qualify that to say that older men often don't get fully hard as they did when they were younger, but can still cum - however that seems to be more a function of age, and this guy looks to be in his early-mid 30s)

How many videos about their throuple do they have???

I see a murder/suicide in their future.

When I was younger, I could cum by an expert top fucking over my prostate. Didn't have to be super hard.

In one of their videos on YT, they said all 3 don’t sleep together. They cuddle and then 2 sleep with each other in another room on rotated schedule.

Does anyone know Jax’s last name? I think he’s adorable.

DL queens not so secretly seething with jealousy

^Hi Joey! ^ And no, we're not.

Methinks these Datalounge ladies doth protest too much...

Every throuple I've EVER known.

A+B are a couple. C comes along. C eventually replaces A, and B+C go off as a couple.

A+B are a couple. C comes along. A+B get bored of C, go back to just themselves.

WTF, people? These guys are satisfied with their thruple right now. Let them enjoy this time in their lives. We may think we know how it will end -And we may even be right. But it's their lives, and they have to live it their way. If you don't like it, don't watch their videos. Whining about them just smacks of jealousy.

R131 must be new here

R131 these throuples set a bad example for our young gaylings and therefore they must be judged and judged hard. These attention-seeking airheads trying so hard to be interesting will crash and burn. As someone upthread said, there could even be murder or suicides involved. I’m surprised you play so lightly with human lives.

Maybe a thruple is a training (for low emotional intelligence types) for a couple. Like having a dog before having a child.

It's not like these dullards are leading a quiet, private life. In case you missed it, they have a YOUTUBE channel discussing their relationship. One of them has an ONLYFANS where he's fucked on camera. They obviously want attention and want to be talked about.

[quote] purses are falling

Not only falling, but gushing out with the intensity of a geyser

R130 I know one "triad" that ended up with all three being single after a big blowout.

And one where they did a commitment ceremony with the third in June, split in September and over Thanksgiving Man A eloped.....with a WOMAN

r137, give us some more details on the elopement please, sounds juicy. Was it one of the originals or the new guy that eloped with the woman? Did the others know this guy was bi or did it come as a surprise?

I was just thinking about three-way relationships when their video popped up in my Youtube suggestions (I'm not OP). I think the idea of a three way relationship sounds sort of fun. If the guys can be mature about things and communicate it could work. You also need everyone to have an actual attraction to each other. Ive been in two threeways as the 3rd being brought into a couple's bed. One time was lame because one of the guys wasn't really into me so the vibe was messed up. He just went through the emotions. The seoncd time was fun. I was attracted to one of them, a former Marine, more so than his partner. The 2nd guy was fit, sweet, and funny so it worked out. Both of them were into me so we had fun.

With so many gay relationships open I don't see any issues with this. Everyone can get something they need out of this. It takes an extremely understand group of adults or a strong alpha type to hold it together. I assume the old one is paying for things giving him the control he needs to make this work. They don't sound exclusive so it's like 3 roommates that fuck. My ideal living situation in college.

I'd like to know how date nights work. All 3 go or just in pairs or a mix?

r122 maybe he has too much sex so his wires aren't working as expected. I have a bottom friend like that. He loves to get pounded and talks about how good it feels. Now he sometimes doesn't even cum. It sounds crazy to me but he love it. His cock is sometimes hard sometimes soft. Just odd. But I'm a top so standing at attention is a must.

R138 It was one of the originals - borrowing R130's system I will call him A.

He was married to a woman before but according to B, that marriage broke up because his wife found him in bed with....I'm trying to remember, cousin? Stepbrother? Something like that.

A&B had been together for like 3-4 year before C came along. It all went to shit in like 6 months, rather dramatically.

Oh, and A's 24 year old daughter told the family at Christmas that she was transitioning and becoming a man. They were their own TLC show there for a while.

And the irony is that A is hardly a catch. He sort of looks like a thinner version of 90s Dennis Franz so I could not understand why in the course of a year he had so captivated his partner, a third AND a woman. He's not rich, and he seems to have negative magnetism, so either he has the absolute dick of death or those people are all crazy.

R122 R140 as someone who is 110 percent bottom, I can confirm that I am not always hard when getting fucked. In fact I rarely am. But at that point, my body is responding to the pressure and the pleasure that's happening in/near my hole. I'm sure there's a physiological explanation.....but my body hums along better when it can focus on one area of pleasure.

I do get rock hard when I'm pleasuring a guy with my mouth. And I have been known to cum while getting fucked......always a surprise for the top, as I shoot a lot and shoot far and he usually gets a faceful. But to do that, the guy has to take it kinda slow and steady. A rammer and slammer won't get me there. But after so much massage of my spot by a big cock, it doesn't take me much to cum sometimes if the heavy duty thrusting is winding down.....then again, it's also what the guy is saying to me that makes me cum.

We dont. NEXT !

Why are men, especially gay men, so crude in their language and descriptions of people, especially on DL? I get the “bitchiness” part, but many times it goes into vile and ugly language.

^Nevermind. I’m going to ask this in new thread.

R144 is Surprisingly Tender to the Touch!

It's as if Shark and Bee picked up a waiter on night and brought him home - forever!

[Quote] Sources indicated no one is interested and nobody cares.

148 replies later.....

I was mildly curious until they opened their mouths, started talking and their purses fell out.

What kind of purses are they? LV man purses?

[quote] I think the two younger ones are going to end up together

Only if selling their bodies can pay the rent. The one with the butt is great on OnlyFans but he's not long for the porn world. They'd both have to escort.

The fact that some people can't even find one other person to date and these guys have two! Selfish.

They're made for each other. Maybe it won't last, but most couples don't last either.

They should do a reboot of Three's Company. I wonder who could play the Ropers and Gay Larry?

Beverly Leslie (forgot his real name) as Mr. Roper. Frances McDormand as Mrs. Roper.

I just lost IQ points watching their video.

Quintessential Southern California queens; gym toned and mildly retarded.

My guess is the two younger ones are more into each other, and the "daddy" is so vain he thinks it makes him look all the more desirable to have two partners instead of one.

Throuples tend not to last very long because one member is always left out.

All; three are pretty hot though. I have a daddy thing so I would want the oldest one first, but most guys would prefer the younger two.

What you all really want to know.

30 seconds in and I lost about 5,000 brain cells

They seem very awkward while discussing their relationship. It’s a house of cards.

Sum total? This will end in tears.

Watch and learn about "true love".

R77 oh he takes it well, and incessantly. He has found his true calling, and is living his best life. One cream pie at a time.

The old one is uncut. Cool.

R161 45 seconds in and I was having a full on grand mal seizure

Watched 4 minutes of the video. The older one with the actual job is the one holding this all together and holds all the cards. As soon as he gets tired of one of the younge hangers-on, they will be dropped. Also, while the yoinger brunette still has his looks, the one wearing the Loveoutloud t-shirt seems to be losing his looks. Probably not a good sign.

Especially since "Loveoutloud" seems to make his living by having an OnlyFans page

The breakup

Shocking.

How odd.

I am posting this prior to reading the comments so that my comment isn't biased. Three losers found each other. I think it is a little over the top for the middle one to clearly have his hand on the waiter boy's package. Mr right side is idiotic with the mannerisms. They deserve each other.

Where's the older bankroller from?

I hate the term throuple. Anyone who uses it gets no respect from me.

If anyone wants to live alone and jerk off, live with another person and play Ward and June or live in a harem, fine, I don’t care at all. But “throuples” don’t just live together and fuck. They brand themselves throuples and broadcast their home lives in an effort to monetize them. I don’t give a shit. Wake up, drink your coffee, blow a load and get to work like everyone else. Showing us your tits and pretending your roommate-fuckbuddies and you are doing something revolutionary just tells me you’ve got nothing useful to contribute to this world.

That’s how I feel about these people.

This is R173 again. I read the entire thread and watched selected boring segments. To answer the latest question: According to a mild Europeanesque accent and description of his penis as non cut, I am assuming that the senior in the menage a trois is of foreign extraction. I am getting a feeling that he is Slavic, but he is short for a Croatian. Who thought that this would be so dull, with two of the participants sitting forlornly on the couch discussing the departure of the waiter in somber tones?

172 again

These are the most insipid and vapid fegelahs I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t fuck any of ‘em, not even with Bea Arthur’s dick....

I like the cute one that left. Anyone have a link to his OnlyFans or other porn that he appears in?

Saw this thread bumped up, and laughed out loud at R169's two-word post. R170 said it best with just one word.

At least Mr Bankroller or the muscle Mary bottom didn't run off with the waiter, as some of us predicted. Something similar happened to this Ken Doll couple I know who, after several years together, introduced a third (who was in his early 20s while they were in their early 30s) into the relationship. The throuple broke up, with one-half of the original couple splitting off with the new guy, creating an absurd amount of drama among themselves and their circle of friends, who can't even hear the word 'trouple' without getting anxious. But the new relationship didn't last either.

Wheartbroken Whores.

I hope the "third" departed with as much expensive artwork and silver he could stuff in his suitcases.

Ro-Laskat-Tox

Reading the comments bout how so many are SHOCKED that the perfect throuple broke up! Like, really??? Who didn't see this coming????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the hot one dumped them.

So Joe said he wanted to do other things? Like what? A new waitressing opportunity opened up in the next town over? My guess - porn.

I admit: I'm now INTERESTED in this tiny plot-point... Like a cliffhanger.