Armie Hammer now just a wanton slut

Right, already 10 threads about this

Yes, we're aware - before you post your usual 10 stupid fucking daily threads, learn to search, dimwit.

Isn’t there some proverb about water finding its own level?

[quote]Armie Hammer Seen with Josh Lucas' Ex

I was bored with the article before I even finished reading the headline.

Get back to me when he's seen with Josh Lucas.

At least she’s an upgrade over Desert Barbie.

She's thirty af

Jessica must be a beard because Josh Lucas is as gay as a lavender lame' dress at the GLAAD awards.

[quote]Jessica must be a beard

Perfect match for Armie then.

He can properly party with Timmy now.

So what is going on with Desert Barbie? Now she's posting more stories with Armie's dog? Not a follower of hers so can't see.

Just watched him perform next to a female. The gay jumps out. He's going to expose himself fr in October. Straight women can just tell. He's a bottom too by the looks of it.

R7 the same with Rumer, a rumored lesbian. Elizabeth Chambers gives off a lesbianic vibe too.

He is such a terrible actor. It's no wonder the only acclaim he ever got was playing a gay man. He probably wasn't acting. How on earth does he have any fans? Must be purchased.

Renowned pussy-hound Armie Hammer will be at this event on Saturday.

Perhaps he'll give us an update on the situation in SA or donate some of his blood money (he won't!)

R14 Secondarily billed as Armie Hammer's coming-out party. This guy is a pathetic mess. To those of us who once liked him he's become a shameful embarrassment.

R15 - I posted in the earlier thread we may get 'lucky' and have him turn up rat-arsed and proceed to cop off with one of RuPaul's drag queens.

Is his harem complete now?

I’ve said it before, but a shrink could have a field day with this guy.

R18 You can't cure stupid

Wait, now that he's free, why isn't he hooking up with all the mens? Becuz ya'll were all saying he was gay

R20 - What makes you think he isn't?

He could be hooking up with a sheep right now and we wouldn’t know. Just because it doesn’t make Page Six doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

R22 Exactly he's hardly going to pay People to write up anonymous hook-ups round the back of the bins.

Armie isn't with any women he's been seen with. Including his ex wife/beard. He's also not with Timothee. He likes people beneath him because he has a fragile ego and men who he can hold power over. This us why he hates Timothee who was once his favorite when he was sa nobody but overtook him so is his worse enemy now. He comes from the old school of Hollywood creeps like Spacey, Franco and Weinstein. He likes young Male actors without much promise and pretty faces like Adam Demos and Kristoffer Polaha. He also prefers equally closeted men. He likes to be fucked hard.

This is all my opinion, of course.

How pissed at Timothee do you think he was when the Dune teaser to the trailer sunk his Netflix debut.

R25 Somebody is getting the rage-fuck of their life.

Even if he's jealous of Timmy, he should at least like the Dune trailer on his IG to keep up appearances.

[quote]So what is going on with Desert Barbie? Now she's posting more stories with Armie's dog? Not a follower of hers so can't see.

Who the hell knows. Her Insta says she’s a CEO of some beauty app, but she doesn’t seem to do much except travel around having a good time. Remind you of anyone?

R27 he can't. He hates him too much.

Charmies are so ecstatic that they post around the same times. But if they're not either 1) actual lovers or 2) being instructed by their PR team to do so then why would Armie wait 3 hours to post about his film on top of Timothee's? and why in either circumstance would it be smart or fun loving to post about 2 different productions and split the attention? He's creepy. He must watch everything Timothee does. That's weird and obsessive.

R30 unfortunately for Armie, nobody wants to watch a terrible B movie adaptation of an acclaimed novel which has a better version starring Laurence Olivier. Does he think women really lust after a giant with a potato face and dad bod? Not to mention the mental illness. It's like lusting after Kanye.

R31 your venom replenishes my electrolytes

R29 His PR team has to make him. It just looks too strange. Come on publicists. We know you're lurking. Armie, make sure to like the Dune trailer like a good boy.

Which dropped first, Rebecca trailer or Dune teaser?

R33 I hope they don't. I don't fancy listening to Charmies flicking their beans for the next three months.

Maybe he's MIA on one of his 48 hour voyages of 'self-discovery' - I imagine there are a lot of hotel rooms in LA?

R34 Rebecca dropped first yesterday, hours before Hammer got around to posting it- MINUTES after Chalamet posted Dune.

Lol, the dude is hate-stalking Tim like he's Ann Helen Peterson.

FYI "Wanton Slut" is redundant.

R32. Your replenished electrolytes stimulate my uterus.

[quote]why in either circumstance would it be smart or fun loving to post about 2 different productions and split the attention? He's creepy.

Exactly, I doubt PR would suggest to post at the same time and split the attention

It would have been smart to post as soon as the trailer was out, to have attention longer. Instead he decided to post soon after Timmy. Why? Does he still think he has any chance at overshadowing Timmy? Well, he’s delusional

R40 It’s no wonder his Charmie fans are delusional too. Did you catch the huge exhale from about 50 Million people today? It wasn’t for Armie’s Rebecca movie.

R41 BOOM

R42 boom what? Their fandoms feed off each other. The fact that their respective trailers were released at almost the same time will benefit them both.

R43 Give it up fangurl.

R43 Give it up fangurl.

Since the Barbie girl is from Dallas and evidently knows at least one person in Armie’s family, I wonder if she knows Liz too, given that Liz has a business there. I’m here for that plot twist.

he liked the Dune trailer. Guess his people were able to make him mind. At least for today

Dune and Timmy were trending on Twitter. He would look like a huge bitch if he didn't like it.

R46 Mmmmhmmmmm I always suspected that Armie was the kind of man who would mess around with the help. I wonder if Ms Hair and Make Up did for Liz and that’s how Armie met her.

R47 Oh dear God no!

The synchronised fapping of the Charmie fandom may lead to tectonic activity!

Take shelter

It's already (orange) darkness at noon in SF. Earthquakes can only be next.

R43 Their fandoms absolutely do not feed off each other. If they did, they would be about the same size. Last I checked Armie’s was about a tenth the size of Timithee’s. Coincidentally, we are talking about fan base size.

[quote]How pissed at Timothee do you think he was when the Dune teaser to the trailer sunk his Netflix debut.

R53 Yep. Like we said earlier, his minders made him do it.

R53 Hey Charmie - Have you seen Timmy's new girlfriend in Paris?

I'm sure you'll like her and welcome her into the fandom.

2 minutes in the dune trailer I was already bored af. I've seen more than enough of the Dune remake. Tbh I doubt it will persuade many ppl to go see it in the middle of a global pandemic. I know I won't go. I'd rather see Netflix.

R55 What new girlfriend in Paris? Care to elaborate?

R52 his cock is also a tenth the size of Chalamets

R56, oh, so Rebecca, then

R56 Yes, you do seem more of a Netflix type.

[quote]Armie Hammer now just a wanton slut

But but but, he still hasn't fucked OP. SAD!!!

R61 He might have done. He's certainly playing the numbers game.

R36 it's always the case that Timothée does something then Armie follows behind. Never the other way around that's how you know it's not coordinated posting and just Armie being creepy. LMAO that he was bullied into liking the trailer. Now it's obvious he ignored Little Women and The King.

R56 darling I love cinema and all the magic of going to a theater. I just think it's irresponsible to go smack in the middle of a pandemic. Hence, netflux is the wsy to go imo.

r12 Elisabeth Chambers gives off more "A" vibes, but maybe that's just me.

R64 A fangurl speaks.

So today Boris announced new stricter rules to fight covid spread. I very much doubt cinemas will be open. I suspect new releases will be pushed bwck to 2021

These Are threads are the crayest part of DL & that says something.

^ *Armie threads

R68 He’s so much more entertaining in his life than in his movies. Then his fans, who are just as crazy, join the fray and its loads of laughs.

R66 fangiir? Of whom? Ahah. I will.not go see dearh on the nile either or anything else while its unsafe.

R71 I think any cinema showing Armie's films will be sufficiently socially distanced.

R71, ignore R66, apparently he thinks only women can be fans.

R73 Ignore anyone who doesn't agree with me. Waaahhhhh!!!!!

You gotta let a ho be a ho

R74 it's better than calling people fangirls when you don't like what they say.

R55, hey, I'm not a Charmie.

Not everybody is a Charmie or a fangurl.

If I looked like Armie Hammer I'd be a whore too! He got married when he was a baby in the prime of his beauty and becoming a name actor and probably had to let so much wanton sluttishness go by -- let the man fly his damn freak flag! Good for Armie Hammer!

R78 Hush, you’ll wake the Charmie.

R78 He's literally hiding what he's really doing with his beard parade.

R77 Apologies for the slur but you did post one the main Charmie blogs. So maybe Charmie-adjacent instead?

R72 gurl, you didn't

[quote]Here we meet Armie Hammer, in a yellow suit so overwhelming that the only logical explanation is that the costume department got confused and thought they were dressing Timmy Mallett. Because he’s Armie Hammer, we know that he’ll basically be playing one of two roles; either an insufferably arrogant romantic lead or an insufferably arrogant comic foil. And, unless Ben Wheatley has completely dismantled Rebecca, the sure bet is on the former.

Armie really thought he'd dwarf Timothee with his Netflix movie? LMAO. Doesn't he know Timothee is not only.100x the actor but lookswise and charisma? He is just so used to surrounding himself with sycophants and people to boost his fragile ego.

R83 Queue more female tears!

Do those psycho charmies from a few years ago feel bad for all the harassment and bad energy they sent to Armie’s wife. Poor woman was being accused daily for keeping Armie and Timmie apart when all along they didn’t want to be together..lol..it was just a fuckin movie!

R83 Damn. I couldn’t care less about Rebecca and never planned to watch it but that is a hit piece if I ever read one.

R85 Cue even!!! God I'm tired.

Goodnight to everyone except Charmies, fangurls and their adjacents.

Don't worry I won't be on my own.

I'll have my Armie dick pic on my phone to keep me company.

[quote]Poor woman was being accused daily for keeping Armie and Timmie apart when all along they didn’t want to be together..lol..it was just a fuckin movie!

Poor woman my ass. I’m no Charmie and yes, those stans are crazy, but she grabbed the CMBYN coattails and hung on for all she was worth. If she was so upset about it, maybe she could have, I don’t know, closed her DMs, made her IG private and not posted about their family life every 10 minutes.

R86 louder, for the ones in the back

R89 um, are you not keeping up? He's a whore. She was trying to keep the reins on. It's clear he can't be left unattended. Or you wouldn't have a problem with your man dipping his pen in any ink he can find?

R88 Dom, so happy to see you here

Unless you’re implying he was going to fuck all the Charmie stans, R91, your logic makes no sense.

R62 - he fucks men and women, not a beached whale OP.

Hot damn, I love these threads.

I think he should be banging any and every person he wants to, now that he’s single. Of course, he needs to be dominated and bossed, and I think Desert Barbie is waiting patiently for his cock to get tired and then she’s going to reel him in. He’s on a long leash right now.

^^ When he gets tired, she’ll be the mommy and take him in. Rinse and repeat. P

R91

[quote] Or you wouldn't have a problem with your man dipping his pen in any ink he can find

Allegedly. Those were paparazzi photos, I'd take every reported tryst with a pinch of salt

R94, where do ppl get this idea that he's bi? Just because he played one in a film?

R89 is a charmie keep away! Why else would she be so triggered by Armie’s wife. Deranged charmie alert!

Oh, fuck off with the Charmie bullshit. It's getting old. Liz Chambers is a thirsty famewhore, and her psychotic posturing as a mega celeb in her own right throughout the CMBYN period is what probably drove Armie to drink. Stating that Liz is a famewhore is a fact, and does not make someone a "Charmie."

R63 how would Armie "like" Dune before Timmy "liked" Rebecca when Dume dropped 1 day later? Thst would be weird.

R100 triggered charmie at aisle 2. Avoid at all cost.

R84 I am no Armie fan, but I seriously doubt he ever hoped to "dwarf Timothée" with this lame remake of Rebecca. The haphazard way he introduced the trailer to his own movie tells me he's not particularly proud of his work. Has he done any promo at all for it? For a man supposedly having the time of his life with his much publicized sexcapade, he seems a bit lost.

Do we think he tied Rumer up and made her wear a plug and call him Daddy?

R14 Where is it stated he'll be there?

R83 that's an opinion piece. The same argument could be used for Dune. Do we really need another adaptation after David Lynch flop? 1984 is even more recent than Hitchcock's Rebecca

R84 Wasn't the King a netflix flick?

R106 How utterly embarrassing that you can only look at things through the prism of the Timothee/Armie fangirl bubble.

OP, wonton is a Chinese dumpling. Geesch!

Armie looks like a dumpling.

Armie may or may not be a wanton slut but I tell you who he isn't sleeping with...

anyone at the Guardian! He may as well have because they've fucked him anyway.

Armie Hammer = Timmy Mallet

classic wordplay

R106 If you dislike remakes so much perhaps you should watch some classic vintage British movies e.g.

Carry On Simping

R105 - Wow! He's been deleted from the line-up.

R92 Privyet comrade!

It's pretty cold back here in the Motherland.

I'm struggling to type as both my fists are plunged into my big furry muff.

R112 So he was originally listed on that page?

R114 Yup.

Rebecca is unnecessary because the Hitchcock version is a BP winner which stars Laurence Olivier. If I want Rebecca, I watch that. Dune 84' was flop because the Director didn't understand the source material and gave up. It's dying to be remade and thankfully it has been.

Army cute a lot. We womans in motherland crazy about him like dying for him fucking we in our dream every night everyday. We love him to show us penis soon so we go to heaven when after we see his penis. We moist now.

R115 he cancels alot. Remember he stood up his own museum to fly out to London early for rebecca? Probably didn't ever intend to. Just hoped the gays would support his new trailers after what he did in KSA but that shit will never be excused.

Penis small. Balls big though.

R117 you like small cocks?

R115 Interesting, thank you

We Rossiyane love men who has small ding dong and because our men has small ding dong too. We like are used to them.

Did this go straight to video? I don't remember it being in the theater.

Show us your dick, Armie.

The only AH film I want to see.

The three of them on PornHub.

AH in-between those two.

R123, Wounds went straight to Hulu.

Nothing surprising about him not appearing at that LA LGBT Center thing after all. Maybe he did cancel, but it's also possible someone gave them a heads-up about the Saudi trip and they decided they didn't need any blowback from it.

R126 yep, someone ratted him out

Desert Barbie deleted her Insta. Something’s up. And don’t give me the line about “she’s just trying to protect herself from crazy stans,” she had the choice not to continue posting videos of him and his dog even after people realized he was with her.

Maybe they just don't want distractions to fuck in peace.

R127 He ratted himself out by posting it on social media and then defending it

R128 Again, get out of the fan bubble. Unless she was following the Charmie Tumblrs and sites like this, how would she necessarily know that people had discovered anything?

R129 If your Insta is already private and you can block haters, deleting the whole thing seems a bit excessive. How about just...not posting for a while?

she deactivated her ig. like eiza did. she'll be back. after she deleted deuxmoi posted these stories. and then posted the videos we've already seen of them together and wondered why she isn't getting the same coverage as the others

sorry, after she -deactivated- deuxmoi posted the stories

Why do women do those stupid lip fillers?

her last video before she deactivated with archie & pearl, also in bed but at night

Well, Armie fans are now buzzing about her, so mission accomplished, I guess.

R111 read again. . I do not dislike a good remake because for mr nothing is untouchable. Everything can be done better or have a fresh take. I was pointing out that the major peeve of that guardian commentateur is with remakes. Since the person who posted that opinion is clearly a chalala who likes to pit A / T I was pointing out the shoot in the foot. DUNE is a remake too.

Oh and I'm fed up of Timmy talk in this threads. They're separate entities, you know?

R135 ilip fillers are worse in men.

Thanks for posting the deleted Desert Barbie content R136.

Anybody who thinks he wasn't/isn't fucking that woman is delusional. What possible reason could she have for having Armie's dog in her rumpled bed in a hotel room at night unless his master was nearby? Probably in the shower.

Meanwhile, the poor kids haven't seen Archie in ages.

Good for him. He's hot and and I'm glad he's not wasted. I sure wish he was a pole puffer.

Armie, I am more than willing to wait until the weekend. But DO call.

[quote]Again, get out of the fan bubble. Unless she was following the Charmie Tumblrs and sites like this, how would she necessarily know that people had discovered anything?

Ever heard of Google alerts?

It's almost the weekend, shouldn't OP start another thread about this topic?

[quote]What possible reason could she have for having Armie's dog in her rumpled bed in a hotel room at night unless his master was nearby?

Maybe she’s dogsitting.

R141 He's frequently wasted

R135 it's a man?

Courtney probably cleaning up the account. Deleting photos where you can see the outline of it's cock and balls?

R147 Courtney should ask Armie for tips on that.

He's been flat-fronted for years.

R148 ah. Maybe he's trans too. That old red herring about needing to edit out his balls in CMBYN was just because they're not there in the first place?!

Tranny hooker? Nice one, Armie Hammer.

R150 At least the risk of any further child abandonment is eliminated.

So he's a soon to be divorced man out with a woman, and that makes him a wanton slut?

OP your sensibilities are far too tender for the internet.

Pay attention, R152. He’s a soon-to-be-divorced man out with three women (that we know of).

Armie Hammer get some sleep challenge - I see you!

You do know a bed is good for more than one thing right?

R153 isn't out with one closeted lesbian, professional beard and tranny hooker, more accurate? Or

None of these are legitimate heterosexual hookups LMAO

I cant believe that some people can not accept the fact that this loser is straight. pussies destroy men and make them look old, give him a few more months and he will look like shit.

This was published today.

Like WTF?

R158 not interested I reading it but don't you think Elizabeth Chambers was a beard?

^^ watch this space. They may reunite. She was his best foil.

R159 Oh you should read - you're really missing out!

'I want all the babies' - she screamed into the abyss.

Just when you thought you'd seen the last of that plastic face and anorexic bod... SHE'S BACK!!! (Cue crazy eyes.) "Did you miss me? Silly adoring fans, you should know by now I'm not going anywhere. Don't cry for me Argentina. The truth is I never left you."

I forgot that he had a family!

R163 Yes I think somebody is trying to remind him.

He's working out.

R165 The sweaty fat lass has put more effort into promoting his workout than he did for Rebecca!

working out with his gay buddy

the personal trainer

So looks as if he might be as gay as a goose? Gobble gobble!

The US article is worth reading because it's so deranged. Why do a cheerful puff piece featuring the children of a bitterly divorcing couple like that, especially when Daddy has been in the mag like twice in the last week with new hoes? Liz getting her digs in, or Armie trying to look wholesome after his recent wanton sluttery?

Please tell me he isn't working out because he's landed the Hawkman role?

Would explain why he couldn't give two shits about promoting Rebecca.

R170 That article is some weapons grade batshittery!

R142 Google Alerts? That's the best you could come up with? How exactly do Google Alerts work when Charmies won't ever use her name, but come up with stupid nicknames like "Desert Barbie"?

You seriously can't even imagine a world which doesn't have you and your little shipper pals at the centre, can you?

Who sent that info to the Deux Moi person anyway? Was it that BNF Charmie who got fooled by the fake BG item?

Finally we have something in common. Oh, and we’re both ♍️

[quote]Please tell me he isn't working out because he's landed the Hawkman role?

Oh God, he’ll be insufferable.

[quote]stupid nicknames like "Desert Barbie"

You've got to admit it's catchier than 'Courtney Vucekovich'. Also less typing.

If Armie has gotten the Hawkman role, he's going to have to do some major backpedaling after all the shit he's talked about comic book movies.

R177 Sure, it's about less typing. Nothing to do with the fact you lot constantly try to dehumanise any women associated with Armie or Timothee, definitely not.

[quote]If Armie has gotten the Hawkman role, he's going to have to do some major backpedaling after all the shit he's talked about comic book movies.

Right? Dude has never known when to shut his piehole.

He's been with the same boring woman since he was a teenager. He should have never married so young. I hope he gets all the na na his heart desires.

R174 Charmies don't want this out there. They're scrambling to make it go away. My money is on that anti. If they are half as smart as they seem, they will spill all his goodies

R181 It's been amusing to see that on Tapatalk in an effort to dismiss these latest women he's been seen with, they've been referencing comments made in the DMs with Nastya "little kitten" Dominastya - seemingly forgetting that just a few weeks ago they were insisting those were all fake. Oh and that rmk one is insisting there really are pap pics, they just cancelled the release.

R182 give it up. He's not fucking any vaginas.

R183 Well certainly not yours, frau. Hence why you so desperately need to believe he's gay.

R184 speak for yourself, frau. I said that because I think he likes dick up bos ass too much to be concentrating on any vaginas. Do we even have any proof Armie Hammer has a dick?

R177, when are you going to figure out that there's a spectrum of views on these threads, and not everyone is a Charmie? I'm not and there are others here who aren't as well. This is DL; making vicious fun of people is what we do. It's even on the sign as you enter: pointless bitchery. This place is not for those with sensibilities so delicate that they feel compelled to white knight for Instagram thots. Get over it.

R185 Which is why he spent his downtime with...oh, that's right, a woman. Oh, but you think that's a PR stunt, right? Except it's not actually been mentioned by any press or media outlet.

^^That's for R178, not R177 (me).

[quote]making vicious fun of people is what we do

Aww, is that what you think you were doing? And yes, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that you used the nickname that a Charmie came up with for her. And that you've repeated various Charmie theories in the past, like calling a white cap a "Timmy cap", etc.

Only on the DL can a straight man be called gay. It only happens to the handsome guys, though.

R190 They why is it happening with Armie?

R189, believe what you want. You're exhausting, humorless and have already taken up enough of my time.

I’m a casual observer and I think he’s straight and I call her “Desert Barbie”, too. It’s a good shortcut.

R187 you mean his pap time. I don't see what he does in his downtime or puts up his ass.

It doesn't have to be mentioned by a news outlet when you spread it yourself. Zzzzz

R193 you must be fat and single female.

Why is evangelical Armie such a self hating closet case? His cleaners are all over this thread.

R190 if you're so offended why do you come to gay forum? If Armie is so paranoid about being accused of being gay he shouldn't let all those men use his hole, allegedly.

Gosh - it's a full on frau-valanche today!

Liz posted a story about how grateful she is about the fact her kids school include studying the Bible in its program

Of course she’s going to adopt the guise of a Christian, to smokescreen her gold digger reality

She’s EXACTLY. LIKE. DRU.

R182 they know Nasty is legit. There might be pap pics eventually (if anyone cares enough to catch them out or if he pays) but the initial ones mentioned in BG don't exist. Rmk needs to take her meds

Does anyone even care about his movies?

CK blocked all ig accounts that followed her lately. If she's thorough enough with the blocks she can proceed as she did until late august, publicly show her bf and his dog and it won't come out. Pretty smart :)

Timothee is in Paris with Haider Ackerman. Now that would be a hot couple.

R25 Rebecca doesn't premiere until October.

So what Netflix debut did the trailer for Dune ruin?

R205 lol

R205 Not the other poster, but I think he meant the Rebecca trailer, not the release of the movie

Btw I had a look on the content he has been tagged on in the last 3 days on IG, Rebecca content is an incredibly small part. No one gives a fuck about him in that movie.

But he has been tagged a lot on Timmy in Dune, Timmy with fans, Timmy with Haider

R207 To be fair even Armie can't be arsed to promote his own movies lately.

R208 that’s true

If he tried a little he could grab a bit of attention. But he did the bare minimum posting the trailer and did it unenthusiastically

He did the same with DOTN. One wonders why he keeps acting if he can’t give a fuck about his own work then. How can directors keep hiring such a lazy person?

R209 seriously. What is his damage? Why does anyone in HW give him these chances when he continues to shit all over them?

R209 I checked DOTN official Instagram account. It has 51k views. It's almost like nobody cares about he's in. LMAO

[quote]you mean his pap time

Ah yes, that pap time that has no paps.

[quote]if you're so offended why do you come to gay forum?

Wow, the fraus are actually sticking with this stupid line. Why the fuck do you people come to a gay forum?

[quote]How can directors keep hiring such a lazy person?

This is what makes me laugh about the Hawkman rumours - does anyone really think he's going to keep up the body needed for that? And that's without even mentioning the press tour which comic book films go through. And no awards at the end of it all.

Given his career so far, he should feel extremely lucky he still gets roles, and yet he clearly believes he's entitled to them and so doesn't have to do any work. And yet, he keeps getting hired. And I know there's the white guy element, but it can't just be that.

So much realness on those dates.

I don't know the US but I assume most cafes and restaurants don't have couter-cams UNDER the table to catch thigh grasping action?

R214 Well, it is L.A....

[quote] And that's without even mentioning the press tour which comic book films go through. And no awards at the end of it all.

Yeah, but plenty of money involved

R207 Armie would be nothing without the crazy Charmie. I did the same (checked Armie’s tags on IG) and showed it to my partner. He thought it was Timmy’s tag lmao

[quote]Liz posted a story about how grateful she is about the fact her kids school include studying the Bible in its program

Liz is going for the “Saintly Single Mom of the Year” gold. Get your wallet ready, Armie.

R218 Get that bag Liz!

R218, yeah, that is now, but I'm sure Liz's past is littered with skeletons in her closet and Armie can also drag them out.

R180 And Liz has been with the same boring man(child) for 13 years.

Maybe now she'll get to experience what a full-sized penis feels like!

R220 I doubt any of hers were hog-tied and assaulted

R222, that's a hoax

hottest man in town////// all the gals in town want onto his sausage.

Armie Hammer is NOT GAY! Possibly (probably?) has some bisexual inclination.

He has never really fucked or blown Timmy and Timmy has never fucked or blown Armie.

R210 Because he's still kind of pretty.

R211 Not to mention that he looks like hell in DOTN. Really, he borders on ugly in the film.

R227 i think the moustache was not a bad idea because it gives off a Casanova vibe which is pergect for the role

Ig tagging. If the timodafts stopped tagging u related armie posts with the #armiehammer 24/7 that annoying mistaggiing wouldn't hapoen.

Looks like Armie Hammer has finally happened:

Anne - What did they do to you gurl?

But, he's still not interesting.

Just stop.

R213 look how large Elizabeth Chambers is living in the Caymans. She's hiding at a resort so she doesn't have to unintentionally coexist with the native population except the ones who work at the hotel and ones she can give handouts to. This is undoubtedly how Armie was raised. To be better and removed from the commoners. Like a king. Unfortunately he has bad manners, is uneducated and entitled which means in the real world people find him similar to people like Lena Dunham except a lot less intelligent and talented than lena.

R212 pap time with the other 2. Idiot.

Armie looks fat in the Rebecca trailer.

And the accent is terrible.

R229 I am confusion.

R235 What you confused about babes?

[quote]Anne - What did they do to you gurl?

She just left Buzzfeed and started her own thing, so she could probably use cash. Someone must have cut her a check or promised a big story.

Meanwhile Armie, who could use some good press, gets to say he's made an old enemy change her tune a little.

Thanks, that explains it. Make that grift and get that cash Anne.

R237 Everyone really do be a whore in Hollywood huh?

R237 Perhaps she's writing his coming out story?

Did I do that right Charmies?

If he's paid Anne for a positive expose he really needs mental help. Did her hatchet job really affect his fragile ego? That's insane.

[R241] Relax, what's insane is you instantly believing a random comment on dl.

R241 Don’t you remember how he blocked everyone who liked her tweet about the article and then flounced off Twitter? He was a total baby about it.

Meanwhile, Liz is cavorting on a boat with the kids and Hammer père. Armie’s parents seem to like her better than their own son.

R243 those days were epic. Liz was a saint to put up with that oversized baby.

His dad is replacing him as the man in his son's life. Poor toesucking toddler is truly fucked.

R244 Yes that flaneur twat on Twitter was very confused by that. What kind of a divorce is this waaaahh?!

I guess thinking is difficult if you're an Armie stan.

R247 Armie stans are trash. They've been thirsting over the idea that Timmy is fucking a married man for years. Some even think he's straight and Liz wasn't actually a beard. They're deaf, dumb and blind. Have no idea who they stan.

^^ fortunately there aren't that many of them.

R249 No, but they are all desperate little suck-ups and self-appointed attack poodles.

Shame their King doesn't pay them any attention.

Maybe try being more interesting - he might reply to your DMs (he won't)

Armie missed his window. He wants to be the object of lust but he's too old. Most men if 40 should be married. Unmarried 40 year olds aren't sexy just sad. He should have done the playing the field with his alleged hookers and beards years ago.

Why does everyone assume he wasn't playing the field when he was married?

R228 Oh the IG tags are very much deliberate, darling. Those fools tag Timo on Armie’s photographs and vice-versa because they are very much a couple. Charmie is real, is their motto or some nonsense.

But I also did the opposite, looked up the Timothee Chalamet tags. Aha! What did I find. Only one photo of Armz - a still photo from CMBYN (the midnight make out scene, naturally).

How is this possible? Armie’s tag looks like a Timothee fan page, whereas Timo’s tag looks like.. a Timo fan page? Sadly, Armie’s fans must all be Charmie. It’s why he needs to play to them for attention.

[quote]If he's paid Anne for a positive expose he really needs mental help. Did her hatchet job really affect his fragile ego? That's insane.

Since he called her out directly when the article hit, I think it's fair to say he was affected by it. But there's no proof anybody got paid for her Rebecca blurb, it was just a possible explanation.

r244, Père Hammer is there for the grandchildren.

R255 Probably, but he’s obviously on good terms with Liz or she’d have dumped the kids with him and headed to the spa.

[quote]Why does everyone assume he wasn't playing the field when he was married?

I always assumed he was.

R232 But we weren't talking about the other two. I pointed out he spent his downtime with Vucekovich, and you insisted it wasn't downtime, it was "pap time".

R232 Are there pap pics with Courtney?

R232 No. She's his legit gf, and those around him aren't happy about it. Get the feeling she's been in the picture longer than Armie's been in the desert and he wants to hide that fact pretty well, so Rumi and Jess get called in. Casually feeling things out, poor sod, as he maneuvers into this new phase of his life. When all along, he's been with Desert Barbie since well before the new year started

I see. Well, now it’s clear why Armie was not even considered to play the part of Captain America.

R260 I’d be pretty fucking pissed if my boyfriend told me he had to go do pap walks with other women because his people didn’t want me seen in public with him.

WHY the DL obsession with this guy?

R262 I think Armie may be trying to cover up how long he has known her rather than her existence per se.

Not sure why, everyone knows he's a man whore

R264 Oh I see. Yeah, maybe. How much time could they have spent together, though? He was with Liz and the kids through the holidays and New Year’s and then in Chicago and New York for like 5 minutes before covid hit and he left for the Caymans.

^ And I do know sexting and DMs are a thing, it just seems like a pretty big leap from there to spending weeks in the desert together. Whatever, if she really is his gf he shouldn’t hide her. It’s not like crazy stans can easily harass her now that she’s deleted her Insta.

R266, let's see: he's the heir to a trust of a famous family with links to American history. She is a girl who does make up and hair.

The US claims to be a classless society with no social stratification, but this is a perfect example of why his people would think she is not a good fit.

R267 Lol! His dad married a random woman he met on an airplane when he had a hang-over, whilst her boyfriend was asleep next to her.

You may dislike Dru, but she is palpably different to Courtney. Anyone can see that.

R269 Reading is hard! I never said anything about my feelings for Dru. I merely pointed out Armie's father married a bank clerk after a chance meeting on a plane. If the Hammer dynasty was that controlling do you think Armie would have been allowed to marry Liz without pre-nup. And fuck YOUR snobbishness for saying Courtney is 'different'. She seems a good match to me.

R270 They do seem to have a lot in common. She seems to actually like being around him and doing the same things he likes.

R262 I don't think it has anything to do with whether she's "fit" to be seen with. That he can't be seen with her because then wifey will know for sure exactly why he left.

R265 she was in London around the time he was there for filming. It's a hot mess

R272, but it's okay to be seen with Demi Moore's daughter and the writer from the NYTimes? It doesn't make sense

R274 Pre-separation versus post-separation.

Look over here, don't look over there.

R274 the difference is casually dating/hanging out vs evidence of a longterm rs while married

R275 exactly. A big difference in those two things. Go back to the birthday BI and him being on the phone while Liz lost her mind over it enough to make out with a chick. He wasn't on the phone to Timo, that's for sure. So who was he on the phone with? That marriage was a mess you could see from space, but it really took a turn the last half of last year. Desert Barbie didn't seem like a new gf with a fondness for his pup. That wasn't a "new" rs in any shape or form

Lol at the idea that ANY woman isn't good enough for Armie fucking Hammer.

That slut is NEVER going to be close to my children.

No idea when he met this chick, but I wouldn’t draw any conclusions from a bullshit blind.

R278 Is the slut in question her husband?

Courtney is back and she hasn’t deleted a single photo. Thank god. I thought we were doomed to mustard suits, bad acting, and Charmie. Courtney gives me life.

R4 yes, exactly. That’s when it will be worth my time to read about AH.

R263 nobody on this thread admires him. We liked to ridicule his messiness but now that his ex wife is out of the picture and Timothee Chalamet no longer is seen with him we are starting to realize his messiness is just boring. It's now just a habit to come and discuss him.

R270 I'm so bored discussing the trans hooker. Worse than the Charmies obsession with LRD.

No-one's forcing you to.

One of the Armie stans actually posted this on Tapatalk:

[quote]Does Jess the writer not have a child? She never seems to be with them...

He's so fucking fat, dumb and dull.

So Armie was a no-show for the LGBT Los Angeles event then.

Couldn't even be arsed to post a link to the telethon donations page?

Makes you wonder if he was dropped rather than simply not being available.

Totally off topic, but I just love this British expression.

[quote] cop off.

Learned watching the original QAF. Never forgot that. First English speaking show I had to watch with subtitles.

R288 there were plenty of complaints about him being included. Queers will never forget he sold his ass to KSA

R290 I hope that is true.

Most of these big charities seem to be star-struck.

I thought they included him because a scion of Getty (Gigi Gorgeous' wife) was hosting the event...so you have two scions to two well known wealthy American families. But what do I know about fundraising events?

R290 true. Fucking sell out. He still hasn't addressed that and his gross fangurls who want him to be gay so they can fetshize it, don't even care. Piece of dung.

R288, or maybe he got cold feet. Had he turned up to that there would have been more rumours that he's gay and he doesn't need it right now.

R294 why does he not need gay rumors? Is he trying to become the Pope? Hawkman is pretty gay so Armie Hammer shouldn't ruffle his feathers. They'll take him with or without the gay rumors. It's not like he's hiding anything.

R294 The rumours that he is gay are only on DL and Charmie fansites. Many people supported who are not gay. If anything, he could have bolstered his character reputation by presenting himself as an ally. Some press not related to gossip would actually do him good.

OP was so proud to learn the word "wanton" and misapply it in her thread.

She's so edumificated.

OP used the word 100 % correctly, you twat at R297.

R294 are you kidding? He was married for 10 years and has two kids, if that didn't quell any rumors there's nothing else he can do. What was that "dick broom" shit? Publicly thirsting for his male pals on ig with queer innuendo. Calling someone a "cocksucker" as a fucking insult. He's a queerbaiter. No doubt the LGBT Center took heed of the complaints they received about his participation. Hammer is no ally, it doesn't matter how many gay characters he plays. It isn't because he is closeted or supports LGBT causes- it's a paycheck.

R299 you can be closeted and a self loathing gay. They usually go hand and hand.

[quote]He still hasn't addressed that

Oh but he did - he actually tried to defend it. Some IG post about seeing Saudis dance - just ignore the fact they were the handpicked chosen few who were allowed to attend the event.

R299 This is the problem with the fangirls, they really don't understand how closeted men behave - as in they don't gaybait, they'd be highly unlikely to take gay roles to avoid suspicion, etc. Instead they act like the closet is just this funny little thing and any closeted guy must be sending out secret signals to everyone that he's gay. R300 is a good example. If he's self-loathing he's hardly going to go around gaybaiting then, he'd be increasing the macho douche behaviour to compensate.

Lol. Poor Jessica. I hope she was well-compensated.

What a tool.

So he's one of the douches who's just giving up even the pretence of following social distancing rules then

There are many actors in the closet who are out in their private lives. This is actually more common than actors who are faking it to themselves. They really have no problem playing the field, bearding and playing gay roles while posing as brave straight men (Darren Criss, Lee Pace).

R303, if her IG stories from the last few days are any indication, she's still seeing him. She must have gotten over that whole "he reminds me too much of my ex" thing.

Messy fat whore.

R306 Isn't Lee Pace out already?

R303 She didn't know that she needed to self-quarantine if she's exposed to COVID-19? Where the hell has she been? Give me a break, everyone knows that by now.

R306, why would Darren Criss be in the closet? At this point he's played gay so many times that it doesn't matter; it would benefit him more to be gay and out than to be in the closet. So no, he's straight and he seems very happy with his wife.

This Jessica woman, the writer, is the right fit for Armie. They look good together and she is his intellectual and social equal

Armie, Darren want beards to enable them to play the parts they want, gay ones. It's no surprize Armie hasn't played gay since CMBYN, basically outted himself in that film.

If Armie wasn't so self loathing he'd do his pap walking and PR with his best bro, Timothee. The only relationship which made him remotely interesting. He's just nothing without Timmy.

R304 Kudos to Armie's Judas nipples giving the game away.

The state of those eyes though.

Armie man, get some sleep!!!

This bitch ditched the LGBTQ telethon so he could play golf.

R316 He plays golf at 7pm at night?

His balls must glow in the dark!

[quote]This Jessica woman, the writer, is the right fit for Armie. They look good together and she is his intellectual and social equal

Hon, she went to Columbia and has multiple degrees. Armie is a high school dropout who didn't know who Oliver North was until last year. Intellectual equals they are not. But she's also dumb enough emotionally to think getting entangled with Armie in his current state is the way to go, so that might balance things out.

She is definitely the best of the three though.

Oh God. That weird snobby Armie stan is back.

R312 Is she planning to have a lobotomy?

R318, she doesn't have multiple degrees — only a BA and an MFA in creative writing. The fact that she went to Columbia is neither here nor there: it's just branding. Nowadays there are plenty of people with that and more.

Armie reads a lot and has a lifestyle that leads him to experience lots of things, travel a lot, meet interesting people, etc...That broadens your mind. Besides, you may find this laughable but making films apart from the technical side, is an intellectual activity. Through his work, he has already made up 10 fold for not going to college. That's why I think they are a good fit

R321 He's meeting lots of people I give you that but it's not minds that are being broadened.

at r304's link, that trainer also trains Jonathan Tucker from Kingdom, who was shredded within an inch of his life during that show.

R323, why have this trainer though? Did he get a part in an action movie? Is Armie training for something specific?

Her bachelors is in education. Two degrees = more than one degree = multiple degrees. As for the dismissal of Columbia...lol.

Desert Barbie has an IG story of her and Armie driving on the highway and they're passing lots of windmills. Armie says he doesn't understand why these big "fans" are there blowing air, when there's nothing in the desert but "turds". "It's so DUMB," he says. He doesn't seem to be joking.

It was a wind power farm, a common thing in California. Not giant fans. Not to dismiss the experiences of someone who's traveled, worked with talented artists and the like but...still want to argue he's the intellectual equal of anyone who went to Columbia?

R325,

[quote] Multiple = having or involving several parts, elements, or members.

[quote] Multiple = numerous and often varied.

I guess you do not interact with Ivy Leaguers or Oxbridge graduates very often. I do and even in those institutions you find all sorts of people: the dumb ones, the brilliant ones, the well-connected ones, the lazy ones, the hard working ones, etc....Just like anywhere else, really.

R326 Intellectual arrogance also an Armie stan.

Like bitch please, pick a side.

R326, you're so intent on insulting me that you just undercut your own argument, which is that Jessica's intellect makes her a great match for Armie. Now you're arguing that her education is meaningless and we can extract nothing about her from it. How then do we know she's such an intellectual? Her swimsuit pics? Her mess of a marriage? Writing for the Modern Love column, which is hardly the most rigorous part of the NYT?

Never mind. You do you. No need to keep going on about this.

R328

[quote] you're so intent on insulting me

It was not my intention at all, I apologise if that is how it came across.

I am more taking aim at certain universities that are held in such high esteem and are revered the world over, when in the present time of the marketisation of education they are just an elaborate ruse to swindle unsuspecting students out of their money.

[quote]Desert Barbie has an IG story of her and Armie driving on the highway and they're passing lots of windmills. Armie says he doesn't understand why these big "fans" are there blowing air, when there's nothing in the desert but "turds". "It's so DUMB," he says. He doesn't seem to be joking.

LMAO

[quote]Desert Barbie has an IG story of her and Armie driving on the highway and they're passing lots of windmills. Armie says he doesn't understand why these big "fans" are there blowing air, when there's nothing in the desert but "turds". "It's so DUMB," he says. He doesn't seem to be joking.

I came a little reading this.

Courtney can’t quit Armie. She’s here to stay, laydeez.

I’ll believe she’s here to stay when he acknowledges she exists. It’s not like she’s shying away from putting him out there on Insta.

After months, Armie allegedly started following back Nikiwonder again, who then deactivated his IG

There must be some drama going on behind the scenes LOL

R333 Whether he acknowledges her or not is a moot point if she is posting images of them together. The paps haven’t discovered her yet, so you can’t claim that it is for publicity purposes - unless his audience is the very small group of people that are aware of her.

Besides, he obviously knows who Niki is and their social media interaction is .. odd.

Perhaps Nikki has file for custody of the kids?

All the unfollowing and refollowing and deleting is bizarre. What a soap opera these people must live in.

People around him are just as childish as he is

[quote]Perhaps Nikki has file for custody of the kids?

He should, from Liz IG looks like he was a better father to them than Armie

I think Niki is the only normal/decent person in that group - that's why he's not drinking the Kool-Aid.

By this point I have to wonder why any woman would want to go out with Armie, let alone three.

Women date serial killers on death row.

R340 probably because he didn’t grow up in LA

[quote]Desert Barbie has an IG story of her and Armie driving on the highway they're passing lots of windmills. Armie says he doesn't understand why these big "fans" are there blowing air, when there's nothing in the desert but "turds". "It's so DUMB," he says. He doesn't seem to be joking.

I just can't with this dude. How can anyone be this dumb?

As for the Jessica lady, she sounds extremely messy in an embarrassing way. Just the fact that she was quoted saying she wasn't going to go out with Armie again because he reminded her of her ex was mean spirited and rude. Through her comments and public behavior, she puts too much of her private life on display. They are both messy people and should run the opposite way from each other.

R344 Well his new little cookie doesn’t strike me as the brightest bulb herself.

And Josh L. may have cheated on Jessica, but I bet she was a fucking nightmare to live with.

Armie is not intelligent. Life experiences and travel haven't made him interesting. He is coddled everywhere he goes. That's not growth.

[quote]At this point he's played gay so many times that it doesn't matter

But he's won his Emmy now, so he won't be playing gay any more.

[quote]Armie reads a lot and has a lifestyle that leads him to experience lots of things, travel a lot, meet interesting people, etc...That broadens your mind. Besides, you may find this laughable but making films apart from the technical side, is an intellectual activity. Through his work, he has already made up 10 fold for not going to college

Hahahahahaha. So, in your world, he's just pretending to be a moron on social media?

[quote]Desert Barbie has an IG story of her and Armie driving on the highway and they're passing lots of windmills. Armie says he doesn't understand why these big "fans" are there blowing air, when there's nothing in the desert but "turds". "It's so DUMB," he says. He doesn't seem to be joking.

Fuck you for making me defend Armie, but he was clearly obviously joking. Congratulations, you're dumber than Armie fucking Hammer, and that's a long way down to go.

R347 you called her dumb yet you think this dumb , plank of wood won a major acting award. LMAO

R348 The comment about the Emmy was in reply to R311 who was talking about Darren Criss. I guess context is difficult for some people, eh?

Armie has a new boyfriend? He's so messy.

I wonder how many people Armie has fucked since the divorce. Actually I also wonder how many he fucked while married.

How could Charmie be a thing. They've been in different countries for the past 3 years.

Should we expect pap walks with guys now?

Confused! Where is this boyfriend thing coming from?

R351 I think it was in that Playboy interview where Armie discussed the 3 or 4 years when he used to stay up for days at a time drinking, taking drugs and sleeping with girls who were bad bad news.

I'm not saying he's doing that now but it would explain the state of his fucking eyes in that golf photo.

Leopards do change their spots right? Right?

R354 He was out for dinner and caught a movie with a film director (who I’m pretty sure is straight).

R356 No men are straight when they meet Armie.

The Charmies told me!

R341, I can't imagine why

She hasn't looked like that in years.

Do you think he really was doing rehab and now is sober? No more meltdowns on Twitter, no haircuts

Aside from the multiple pap walks and half-assed movie promo he has been looking saner lately

R298, you are as illiterate as the other illiterate.

And you are a cunt, to boot.

I loathe non-English speakers proclaiming their gifts when it's just "I say so."

Armie:

[Quote]When your abs get wet is it hard to dry all the water that gets in the creases?

R362 the date with the director and the gaybaiting are Armie's lame attempt to feed his tiny fans that he's trying to come out. But he's still as self loathing as ever. The fact he's a director can be argument that this was a business meeting. Although there are drinks on the table and they went to a drive in. The fact he's not called the pappz also shows he's still closeted . Even ugly Rumer got the pappz treatment. The hooker doesn't count. He probably had pappz pictures for her until she gave the game away that she was a pro. the reference to something gross and negative like a bird shitting on his arm is a metaphor for his total discomfort. Lastly, the guy looks closeted too. He alludes to his status with some of the rainbow posts but you can also see him kissing a woman which may or may not be his partner. Making his sexuality questionable.

Armie is a loser who is trying to be everything for everyone but at the end of the day is a cowardly closet case.

Why are we discussing josh's thirsty e×? Its believed the red neck barbie is still the go-to booty call. She has multiple degrees in crassdom as the selfie with the Cayman islands tshirt proves. A sign saying a fuck off Liz would have been less provoking.

R363 are you saying guys who go out for a gig and drinks with another guy are all closeted gays? Oh dear. Even ipenly gay men go out with friends they wouldn't fuck at gunpoint.

Apparently he loves to leave thirsty comments on his colleagues profiles

R365 That's the problem with fraus, they think all gay men are constantly fucking all the time.

R364 I would have thought that Armie being a serial whore would be more provoking to Liz than a T-shirt but carry on blaming the women and excusing the man like the good simp you are.

R366 he's not even one of Armie's peers. He's a tv actor who has never been in anything with Armie. He likes them obscure and foreign. Kristoffer Polaha, Adam Demos, Theo, Ted Eriksson. He has a type.

Why does this unhinged fatty get so much play on DL?

I was watching some old footage on Armie during Birth of a Nation. He hoped to piggyback on the back of Nate Parker for an Oscar nomination. Even continued doing press long after the rape allegations surfaced but refusing interviews if asked about them. If you watch even a clip of that film you'll see his acting is extremely wooden. It's painful just how bad he is. Yet he campaigned hard. He did the same for On the Basis of Sex.

This makes the CMBYN loss and fact he had another long campaign, even more ridiculous. It's like he keeps beating a dead horse.

R369 What's the type exactly?

2 actors, 1 policeman/part time PA, 1 film director.

French, Swedish, American?

Blond, brunette?

Seems its just guys he meets in the course of his working life?

R372 if you put pictures up of these men they're a certain type. Closeted themselves. Mediocre in their profession. Adam and Ted could be brothers. He likes them to be beneath him and closeted so they won't tell.

R372, Colton Haynes?

[quote] the red neck barbie is still the go-to booty call

"Red neck Barbie", I'll be using this from now on

R374 Armie and Colton have been friends for years.

Charmies are digging up his thirsty comments

[quote]The hooker doesn't count.

Since someone else brought it up...IS she a yacht girl? Because it seems like she really might be. She's supposed to be a makeup artist and wannabe influencer out of Dallas. But she doesn't have much internet presence outside of IG, and the app she's listed as the founder and CEO of is like Doordash for hair and makeup people in the DFW area. So she's very local to Dallas, yet her IG is mostly pics of her lounging around in various glam places all over the world in skimpy clothes without much context for what she's doing there. You'd think she'd be pushing her business, her skills, spotlighting clients, promoting products, etc. But the real product on her IG seems to be her.

I'm sensing a lot of jealous fat whore energy on the thread today.

As if any of these women are beneath a man who rents sex slaves for 48 hours at a time.

R378 Charmies are so dumb.

They are collating these posts to show how Armie can flirt with any man except Timmy.

Which in their demented fantasies mean their relationship is so special and different.

Or .... If you're not a mentalist it may be evidence that Armie and Timmy don't have any real kind of friendship any more.

None of these women are beneath him IMO. Rumer at least is more talented than him and Jessica more educated than him. Don’t know much about the Desert girl

R380 Yes, they are so dumb because that proves exactly the opposite. They no longer have any kind of friendship, otherwise Armie would easily interact with him, apparently he doesn’t give a fuck about what people think of him

If he did like the Dune trailer post is just because Timmy had liked his Rebecca trailer the day before, so he would have looked like a jealous asshole if he didn’t. He might have been himself intelligent enough to understand that or if not, his PR team could have encouraged him to do so

The problem with Charmies is they think the thirst comments indicate Armie is gay but closeted. Let me tell you. If he were closeted, he wouldn’t be making those comments publicly.

He is a douchebag making gay-bait comments. For fun. In this year of our lord 2020. The 50th anniversary of the Pride Parade.

Exactly. CMBYN gave him the most exposure and more fans than any film he's done. It is obvious that Armie is queerbaiting to satisfy the Charmies (his only fanbase). The reason he won't queerbait on Timmy's IG is because he hates him for being more famous and successful than him. As someone commented above, he only queerbaits with lesser known actors (Josh Brolin being an exception, but he's older and married). SA proved doesn't actually care about LGBTQ rights, he's just using queer-baiting to stay relevant. The funny thing is he would love to have more fans than the deranged Charmies, but this is all he's left with. He and his friend Tyler must laugh at them in private.

It's a pattern.

R381 yes they aren't friends. At all. Timothée is shipped as much with the Weeknd as he is with Armie and still they interact. Any interactions Armie and Timothee have have all been Timothée initiated. I'm sure Timothee doesn't hate Armie but Armie despises him.

Armie is making fairly obvious innuendo comments to fairly obvious thirst post from people who are fairly obviously HIS ACTUAL FUCKING FRIENDS.

He's known most of these people for YEARS. They're gay/straight, younger/older, married/iunmarried.

He's not trawling Instagram to look for 'less powerful actors' to perve on.

Jesus fucking Christ - I can't believe you bitches have got me defending Armie Hammer.

Jessica posted a pic from that motel pool, with a large bruise on her arse.

She also has been posting a lot of fighting words.

I don’t know, Jess

R386 nope. He sent thirst posts to Henry Cavill for years before Henry started ignoring him. He likes them mostly looking exactly like Colton Haynes who could be brothers with Adam Demos, Ted Eriksson. He's creepy. He also likes brown haired, curly haired men like Cavill, Chalamet and Polaha. Again, all those men could be related. All the grabby hands right out Dana Brunetti and Kevin Spacey's book. Dana is his buddy to this day.

He also thirsted Bomer.

R391 for a "straight" man he's very playful with gay and closeted men. It would be different if he was an advocate but he's an alleged no homo heterosexual except when it comes to making lewd comments on gay men's social media. This seems like the only interaction he has with these men, objectifying and grabbing at them. As I said if he was openly gay this would be cute but from a Saudi Arabia advocate and straight man it's not cute it's sleazy.

Armie seems to be sleazy with how he hits on both men and women. It’s probably born out of being raised in a fundamental evangelical Christian home that’s sexually repressing.

R388, I think Jessica could just as easily be talking about her ex too.

With that said, seems really naive to believe that papped lunch with Armie was their first and only meetup, like the Charmies do. Fraus like her don't let a guy get that handsy on a first date. She lives in Ojai and has the pics to prove she's hung out at the party pad. They probably met there but if Desert Barbie was present she can't pretend she didn't know what she was getting with Armie. Any woman who hooks up with a guy in the middle of a divorce is begging for trouble anyway.

[quote]grabbing at them

He was creepy af around Timmy

I bet Timmy had to put up with him, being a newcomer and his costar, but then realizing how unhinged he was, got himself as far away as possible.

Charmies are even more unhinged than him if they see any romance in this, looks more like harassment

^^^

[quote]Any woman who hooks up with a guy in the middle of a divorce is begging for trouble anyway.

And the guy is not even a normal person, he is such a mess. I wonder why, desert Barbie is unknown, so anything is good I guess. But any celeb pursuing him now must be really desperate o have some particular reason

R395 Ooooh. Now show the video where Timmy recorded Armie pissing at the urinal next to him.

Much creepy, so invasive!

Lol - This pair didn't know the meaning of personal space for a time.

Gosh. Everyone is really suffering from lack of new content huh?

Come on Armie - Fuck your life up some more!!!!

R395 r396 he was like that with all his leading men (Andrew Garfield, TimotheeChalamet, HenryCavill, KristofferPolaha). There'sone photo where he has his fingers in Kristoffer's mouth. A lesser actor would just try to play off these advances. Talk about Metoo. This is why I think he married so young. He needed the cover of respectability to really do what he wanted. I don't for one minute think a guy who is friends with people like Kevin Spacey and his right hand man, Dana Brunetti, is anything less than a total douche sleezeball. Even Colton Haynes was grossed out. But they have to play it off because he's unhinged and very well connected. Cavill seemed to just stop acknowledging him.

Timothée is undoubtedly friendly with him and has developed a dynamic that is flirtatious with him but that seems more born from necessity.

This video of Armie taking Kristoffer as his date to the Instyle party during Social Network awards season. Doing interviews without their wives. I think they even attended a few parties without the wives/beards Polaha is a hot piece of ass. Looks similar to Cavill.

[quote]Even Colton Haynes was grossed out. But they have to play it off because he's unhinged and very well connected.

When?

This 3 girl thing is smoke and mirrors. But so is Charmie. To hide fact that Armie had a beard for 10 years and is closeted. They're trying to heavily sell or insinuate that he's bisexual. But really he's just gay, predatory and weird like the Spacey's in Hollywood, in my opinion.

All his girlfriends are a bit masculine looking

None of them is really pretty

R400 Armie is "very well connected"

Someone should tell his career!

R402 Exactly! This is all total bullshit

His friendship wth Colton is well documented.

For all his faults I think Armie is quite sweet with his male friends.

So why isn't he open about Desert Barbie if this is all a smokescreen?

Both Armie and Desert Barbie have been quiet the last two days. Busy getting it on :)

R404 Lol spoken like a true Charmie frau

Wasn't also close to Joe Manganiello?

Wasn't Armando close to Joe Manganiello?

R411 Gay Joe. He seems to be into muscular bodies. This is how you know he was never into Timothee. He probably was the cause of Elizabeth Chambers eating issues.

R411 Now that's a sex tape that needs to leak!

I'm leaking just thinking about it.

......

So are the fraus now just pretending he's gay so they can go on about how disgusting and sleazy gay men are and how those poor straight men are victims? Fuck off.

R415 They want him to be gay so that their Charmie fantasy about him fucking Timmy Chalamet can come true

R416 that is all that matters to them. To the point now they are simply making up the most outlandish shit I've ever seen. Charmies are manic and dangerous at the moment

R416 But some of them are painting Chalamet as a victim in this, so they can't all be Charmies? I know they love victimhood, but going with stories which make him the victim of his love?

R418 Lol that’s a nuance that I don’t know anything about. Any scenario with Armie and Timmy fucking are filed as “Charmie” in my brain. The Armie scenarios in that mysterious motel in the desert are most interesting to me right now.

R371 Yes we know how bad he is, that's why we are here. And ugly.

Rejoice whores!

Armie is officially COVID-free.

Must be all that monastic living in the desert ...

What else did he get tested for?

R423 Friction burns?

The loser hasn't even acknowledged RBG yet. He's a closet Republican so maybe he's celebrating?

lol he's busy fu*king Desert Barbie in Los Poblanos Farm in Albuquerque

He`s a little tied up at the moment..

We're all a little tied up at the moment.

Bored with him. Realizing Liz was the only thing keeping him relevant.

R428 Yeah. She definitely brought out the best/worst in him.

Liz posted a photo with RGB.

I guess Armie is going to have to slag off his own wife now!

Once he's done with his 'chores'.

^^^ RBG even !!!!

He just tweeted about her.

R432 He must have had a gap in his Dance Card.

Do you remember when they took a pic with RGB and Liz photoshopped Armie’s nose?

Did she take the veins out?

Well well well. Armie tweets about being with grandparents (in Tulsa) and, you’ll never believe it. Courtney is in Oklahoma! I mean, can you even.

R436 Perhaps his grandparents need a dog sitter.

Good references required.

R434, ridiculous

Obviously completely essential that he go visit old people during a pandemic, and seemingly take his girlfriend with him too.

Retroactively (and progressively) fine every rich person who broke lockdown rules and I swear to god you'd be able to fund a progressive policy slate in full.

R439 You must be fun at parties

R440 Yeah I know, me and my crazy "don't spread a killer disease around", man I'm such a party-pooper.

Fuck off Karen.

R441 Can I speak to your manager please?

If he is actually serious about this girl, then damn, he has some trashy taste.

Lol lol lol like i said they were in New mexico this week. I assume she backposted that lavender pic for a day or so because i went digging then and just caught the end of a ig story of them together from the same location. They were in the background of some ladys story, but armie was clearly seen. stepmother no.1 is ready lol

can you imagine she gets pregnant. Liz would have a stroke...

For real tho, he went to Oklahoma to secure better inheritance, he'll need the money.

R444 link? Gotta see this. Charmies still believing he's shacked up with Chalamet somewhere in Europe. They need a hard dose of reality

It was a story like 23h in at that point. No way its still there lol

[quote]Charmies still believing he's shacked up with Chalamet somewhere in Europe

Seriously?!

R443 Why does everyone think she's beneath Armie?

Sure, she's a bit vapid and bitchy.

Possibly an attention seeking fame-whore of dubious talent.

Perfect match surely?

R450 nobody thinks she's beneath him. She's his type if he wasn't gay. She's his idea of what is acceptable to be seen with, a plastic woman. He doesn't want a real woman so he's cool. Plus isn't she for hire? Ya know. A hooker?

Meanwhile Timothee living his life in France with people who aren't losers like Armie Hammer. Lol

R450 So, he's taken his beard along to meet his grandparents?

Seems legit.

R446 Or..... maybe he's gone to visit his grandparents because he, checks notes, loves them and wants to spend time with them while he still can? I think his grandad has been ill recently.

And he took his girlfriend along because he wanted them to meet her?

These are not the Hammer side so bugger all to do with inheritance.

R453 who else is he going to take, his tatted up Top? His fundie family would disinherit him. He beards for the Hammer fortune, not for his D list career.

Y'all conveniently forget that Elizabeth Chambers dumped Armie. Not the other way. She filed for divorce. She's the one who inherited his father and looks healthy and fit in the Caymans while he looks like a drowned sewer rat building hotels in the desert with his fat friend and doing pap walks. He's the loser in this scenario. Liz looks righteous and thriving. He went on a road trip and out on various PR dates. It's not rocket science to see he's not doing great.

So the family probably isn't too happy with him. They also might go online and see the gay rumors coupled with his newfound gay makeover and think he's lost his wife to buggery. Lol. So he needs Barbie. Imagine turning up and looking like that without a beard. Lol

R454 of course it's to do with the Hammer fortune. The portion that was given to Dru during divorce and the portion that the crazy Michael gifted to her fundie parents.

I guess Fruit Loops are still a valid breakfast choice for some people.

Is Armie still close with Kevin Spacey’s PA? (Dana Brunetti)

We talked about him (DB) back when we the KS thread was active, but I did not think about the connection to AH until recently.

I think Dana Brunetti runs MGM now.

Never mind, that's Michael Deluca

Courtney and Armie are enjoying some tourist moments in Tulsa. I remember when that was how a legit couple acts. No paps either.

Tulsa has tourist attractions?

R463 Now now

They have a man with a snake!

And Armie was very impressed with how the python wrapped itself around the man and was on his head.