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"Now that we've established you've been known to raise your voice in song, might we know you for something else? Say, kicking someone in the vagina bone?"

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by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 445Last Sunday at 6:30 PM

Have you ever appeared at a LEGITIMATE male porn theater?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 109/07/2020

Are you hung bigger than a bread box?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 209/07/2020

"Is your fame the result of a brokened cheeseburger?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 309/07/2020

Do you carry a snack box to work?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 409/07/2020

Do you own an eatery with a salad bar?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 509/07/2020

Have you ever had sex with your brother?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 609/07/2020

Are you perennially age 35?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 709/07/2020

Have you ever had sufficient?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 809/07/2020

Have you ever had a daughter who was the victim of an unsolved murder?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 909/07/2020

Are you hung like a baguette, a cannoli, or a chicken tender?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1009/07/2020

Is that foul odor coming from your pussy?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1109/07/2020

Do you own a vagina cape?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1209/07/2020

Did you buy a zoo?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1309/07/2020

Have you ever sat across from, slept with, or heard gossip about a celebrity?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1409/07/2020

Are you related to anyone in show business you've had sex with?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1509/07/2020

Are you a goddamned boomer?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1609/07/2020

Have you obsessively cataloged the music played at any retail establishments?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1709/07/2020

And yet another format for airing the cliches.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1809/07/2020

Were you or a family member ever victimized by a foreign faction?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 1909/07/2020

Are you a Russian troll?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2009/07/2020

Are you now or about to be presenting hole on Broadway?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2109/07/2020

Does anyone really present hole on Broadway anymore?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2209/07/2020

In your opinion, why are straight me so stupid?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2309/07/2020

[quote] Does anyone really present hole on Broadway anymore?

Broadway doesn’t go for hole or booze.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2409/07/2020

Is there more than one of you?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2509/07/2020

Are you now or have you ever been on assistance?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2609/07/2020

Are you Julianne Moore, seriously?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2709/07/2020

Are you known primarily for your pointless bitchery?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2809/07/2020

Judging from that reception, am I correct in assuming you're a beautiful lady?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 2909/07/2020

Did I bump into you at a casino in San Juan in 1964?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3009/07/2020

Are you 58 but look 25?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3109/07/2020

Have you stated your boundaries NOW or will you be stating them THEN?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3209/07/2020

Have you ever been accused of sitting on the ledge outside someone's window?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3309/07/2020

Do you like to wear a caftan ?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3409/07/2020

Do you like blue?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3509/07/2020

Do you have an Instagram account? Would you describe yourself as an insta-whore?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3609/07/2020

Have you been raped?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3709/07/2020

Are you a shelter cat? Are you, by any chance, Jaclyn Smith’s first cat?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3809/07/2020

Have you recently arrived in town with just a suitcase and nowhere to stay?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 3909/07/2020

Do you have a father who is, apparently, the only man ever to serve in the armed forces, be a pow, or recently die?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4009/07/2020

Does your next-door neighbor have a hot 18-year-old son who likes to spend time with you?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4109/07/2020

Are you a member of the Trump family and/or have you had in excess of twenty plastic procedures?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4209/07/2020

Are you Defacto, the worthless bump bitch everyone wishes would go away, or at least die?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4309/07/2020

Were you orphaned in Darfur?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4409/07/2020

Did you ever meet Olivia De Havilland?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4509/07/2020

Are you most celebrated for your trademark blue trousers?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4609/07/2020

Have you ever had a romantic liaison on a cruise ship with a dwarf?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4709/07/2020

Have you ever pooped in the Bellagio ?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4809/07/2020

Have you ever had a primary residence in Boulder, Colorado?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 4909/07/2020

Are the blindfolds in place panel? AND your masks?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5009/07/2020

Are you a slut, dummy, sarcastic substitite teacher or her elderly mother residing Miami Beach, Florida?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5109/07/2020

Did you star in the movie musical, Mame?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5209/07/2020

Did Gary talk you out of doing something?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5309/07/2020

Do you take your baked potatoes fully loaded?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5409/07/2020

How many times have you been treated for a prolapsed asshole?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5509/07/2020

Have you ever been molested by any costumed Disney characters?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5609/07/2020

have you ever served non event toast?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5709/07/2020

Have you ever done jackhammers or whirlybirds in an instructional capacity?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5809/07/2020

How often does your hot nephew spend the weekend?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 5909/07/2020

Mystery guest, are you currently anchor of ABC World News Tonight?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6009/07/2020

Does your work on "True Blood" keep you from accepting other roles?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6109/07/2020

Have you ever smacked a child with an excrement filled bra?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6209/07/2020

Have you ever threatened to shit in a costars wig?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6309/07/2020

Do you regularly engage in the online harassment of a fellow Oscar nominee who holds a record seven losses?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6409/07/2020

Have you ever had anal intercourse with a regular member of our panel other than myself?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6509/07/2020

Does your instant coffee have FLAVVAH?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6609/07/2020

Did your wedding feature a cash bar?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6709/07/2020

Have you ever not been 25 years old?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6809/07/2020

Did you have sex with Jani Lane?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 6909/07/2020

Does your nickname rhyme with a part of the anatomy that you can't seem to stop bothering with traffic cones while you wear makeup inappropriate for your advanced age?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7009/07/2020

Are you Miss Warwick?

(Thunderous applause.)

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7109/07/2020

Do you or have you ever dialed a phone with a pencil?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7209/07/2020

Have you ever bankrupted a state fair?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7309/07/2020

Didn't you used to be Madonna?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7409/07/2020

Do you ping from outer space?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7509/07/2020

Do you have your own talk show and highly recommend patent medicines for ED?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7609/07/2020

Have you been gay for quite some time? Are you an Eldergay?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7709/07/2020

When you hear the name Janet Jackson, are you able to keep your hands off the keyboard?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7809/07/2020

Is your name likely to be found in the Adult Services section of the newspaper?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 7909/07/2020

Have you ever sold or acquired a used text book?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8009/07/2020

Would you say that your career has gone straight down the shitter?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8109/07/2020

Have you had Lisa Whelchel’s ex-husband?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8209/07/2020

Do you work for one of the major porn studios?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8309/07/2020

Do you keep bricks, dumbbells, or other heavy objects near windows?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8409/07/2020

Are you a D-list, social climbing actress who pulled the wool over a dumb ginger’s eyes?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8509/07/2020

Mystery guest, would you please name your top childhood TV crushes?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8609/07/2020

Were you, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8709/07/2020

Have you ever strained pasta?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8809/07/2020

If I had a two-story house, would I have had you in the kitchen?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 8909/07/2020

OK, John ... I'm ready to guess -- are you the man who invented the margarine fountain?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9009/07/2020

Mystery guest, have you ever eaten spotted dick?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9109/07/2020

Do you have an abundance of moles on your scrotum that you call your ladybugs 🐞?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9209/07/2020

Do you talk and squeal like Mickey Mouse while having sex?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9309/07/2020

Have you ever been fucked by a US Marine?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9409/07/2020

Mystery guest, were you born in a trunk?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9509/07/2020

Has anyone ever accused you of typing fat?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9609/07/2020

Do tricks expect you to provide a towel and turkey meatballs?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9709/07/2020

Did you ever pee pee on DJT?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9809/07/2020

Mystery guest, have you ever witnessed the homosex go up into the man?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 9909/07/2020

Have you ever had to extinguish a grease fire?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10009/07/2020

Do you like cak and graxy?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10109/07/2020

Do you work for a profit-making pron company?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10209/07/2020

Are you a member of the Ickson family?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10309/07/2020

Mystery Guest, are you now or have you ever been uncut?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10409/07/2020

John, could we have a minute for a conference? Bennett needs to adjust himself.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10509/07/2020

Mystery guest, have you ever been called upon to defend the talents of Miss Deanna Durbin from attacks by a hungry pack of Judy Garland fans?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10609/07/2020

Did you sign in by printing your name in all capital letters, or did you actually learn cursive writing in school?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10709/07/2020

This evening, we're going to dispense with the walk in front of the panel followed by free guesses. Instead, I'm going to ask our guest to present hole and see what our panel can make of that. Let's begin with Arlene.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10809/07/2020

Has your ever wondered if your lesbian girlfriend is possibly possessed by a demon?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 10909/07/2020

Were you ever a Republican congressman with a Downton Abbey fetish?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11009/07/2020

What was PE class like for you?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11109/07/2020

Did your life change much after "Basic Instinct"?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11209/07/2020

Have you ever eaten at the Olive Garden?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11309/07/2020

Do you smoke copious amounts of pot, silly?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11409/07/2020

Did you ever know someone who was asked a question on DL - and then they died?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11509/07/2020

Have you ever described Elizabeth Chambers as "gristle clinging to bone powder"?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11609/07/2020

Do you present hole at parties while doing your impression of Lucy in Mame?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11709/07/2020

Is your husband an ABC news correspondent who likes to play connect-the-dots with your moles?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11809/07/2020

Were you ever a new girl in town?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 11909/07/2020

I think I've got this one. Mystery guest... Do you hate to exercise but love to tap?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12009/07/2020

Did you know our late panelist who was assassinated by the CIA?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12109/07/2020

"John, if I may ... Is our Mystery Guest capable of charming the crabs on Fisherman's Wharf right out of their shells?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12209/07/2020

Are you currently the same sex you were born with?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12309/07/2020

Do you have yellow skin and/or a womanly backside?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12409/07/2020

"Are you Joan Steffend?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12509/07/2020

Do you do lines of coke with the guests on your show prior to going on air?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12609/07/2020

Are you a good person? A positive person?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12709/07/2020

Have you ever said the line, "where's the son you've ever given him?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12809/07/2020

Have you ever thrown a salad?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 12909/07/2020

Is there a little someone named Mitzi in your life?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13009/07/2020

Does the service you perform require you to touch people in any way?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13109/07/2020

Are you disgraced former Congressman Aaron Schock?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13209/07/2020

The odd phrasing I’m hearing intrigues me. Mystery Guest, do you work at a foreign based troll farm?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13309/07/2020

Seated to my left is the legendary and much beloved star of stage and screen, Miss Helen Lawson.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13409/07/2020

OP, I love this thread. Laughing/crying at the DL responses.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13509/07/2020

Do you smoke on the roof of your house?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13609/08/2020

Are you known for leaving expletive-filled messages on your former husband’s answering machine? Did you eventually shoot your ex and his new wife in their bed?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13709/08/2020

Do you currently or have you ever been known to clean rooms for a living at the Bellagio in Las Vegas?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13809/08/2020

Are you known primarily for your work in the pron industry?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 13909/08/2020

Do you express gratitude by saying, “Fank you”.?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14009/08/2020

Do you have more than frozen turkey meatballs in your kitchen?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14109/08/2020

Are you a great big fat person?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14209/08/2020

Will you be seen in the new remake of REBECCA by the three people who watch it?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14309/08/2020

May I take a guess? Are you Vivian Vance?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14409/08/2020

Are you Julianne Moore? Seriously?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14509/08/2020

Are you on assistance?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14609/08/2020

Do you loathe Shitty Little Anne?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14709/08/2020

Do you still wear at hat?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14809/08/2020

Was that hiss a yes or a no?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 14909/08/2020

Do you routinely stop what you are doing just to think about Timothee Chalamet?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15009/08/2020

Do you repeat questions asked earlier because you are too self absorbed to read an entire thread?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15109/08/2020

Would we recognize your Gayface without our blindfolds?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15209/08/2020

Are you very very tall, and are you an insatiable bottom?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15309/08/2020

Was that a Prada Bag that just dropped out of your mouth?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15409/08/2020

Do you share a name with a brand of baking soda?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15509/08/2020

Does your pussy stink?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15609/08/2020

Have you ever told a complete stranger to “move it along, Toots?”

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15709/08/2020

How do you feel about wire hangers?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15809/08/2020

R158 Yes or no question only. It's "What's My Line?" not the Merv Griffin Show.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 15909/08/2020

Ok. Let me rephrase the question if I may.

Do wire hangers disturb you in any way?

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Is this your first time at the rodeo?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16109/08/2020

Were you ever let go by Metro?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16209/08/2020

Would you be interested in hiring a little homosexual boy?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16309/08/2020

Do I smell Helenesque?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16409/08/2020

Are you hiding a 9" dingle-dangle under your house dress?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16509/08/2020

Have you ever had a surgical procedure that has produced 3 or more inches of medical waste?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16609/08/2020

Is your product something that runs on batteries and would be found in the boudoir?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16709/08/2020

Are you a good witch?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16809/08/2020

Mystery Guest, is Helenesque dog repellent named after you?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 16909/08/2020

What are your drag, soap opera character or porn star names?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17009/08/2020

^^ fuck you. Yes or no!

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17109/08/2020

are you a raging bitch?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17209/08/2020

R170 Yours is "Idiot"

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R170 - are you easily confused by simple instructions?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17409/08/2020

Did you ever have to go to the emergency room because, while hanging drapes, you somehow fell directly onto a potato and it got wedged inside your pink starfish?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17509/08/2020

Might I have run into you at '21' in the company of some Blatino cagemeat?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17609/08/2020

Have you ever tasted Sissy's pizza bread?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17709/08/2020

Have you ever asked David to hold you?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17809/08/2020

Do you have an illogical underestimation of the talents of the fabulous Miss Linda Lavin?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 17909/08/2020

Do you have tasteful friends?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 18009/08/2020

Do you often suffer charley horse while doing whirlybirds?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 18109/08/2020

Fred: I think Dorothy just whispered for me to ask if it is bigger than a breadstick? I don't know what that means. I'm not Continental. But if you know what that means, Mystery Guest, is "it"?

Guest: NO. (Audience hoots.)

John: Audience, your innuendo is showing. Please, no untoward ejaculations suggestive of tabloid readership. Twenty dollars. Arlene.

Arlene: In that case, does "it" gape wider that a breadbox?

Guest: Well....

John: We'll take that as a yes.

Arlene: Are you.... Well, we know you are, but it your name....

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 18209/08/2020

Bennett, drooling with anticipation at another win: Are by any chance the fraternal twin brother of the blatino husbear of last night's Mystery Guest who has been famously photographed comparing the size of his male appendage to the top nine inches of an adjacent Louisville Slugger?

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Guest Panelist Martin Gabel, as Arlene beams at her husband: Are you known for proclaiming aptly but irrelevantly that your feline reeks with an odiferous unpleasantness?

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Did you triple Rhett Butler's exit curse word in a moment of unconvincingly inept grief?

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Dorothy: If I were to rummage through your wardrobe closet, heaven forbid, would I be surprised to find a metal device suspending a blouse with mightily padded shoulders?

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Would Mimi refuse to admit she knows you on national television?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 18709/08/2020

Are the only nuts ever to be exposed on your premises to be found in a loaf?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 18809/08/2020

Are you known for your many nephews who bear no family resemblance to you, but who turn to you for advice and sports massages on sleepovers?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 18909/08/2020

Have you ever portrayed the agony of chronic fatigue syndrome on a very special episode of a sitcom?

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Do you whine about never having been to you?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19109/08/2020

Are you, indeed, smelling cookies at this moment?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19209/08/2020

Have you ever announced in a gleaming pants suit your intention to plant a sapling and tend to it yourself?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19309/08/2020

In your estimation, do squirrels equal death?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19409/08/2020

Are you now known as "the other Ladybird"?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19509/08/2020

Do you hate to exercise--but love to tap?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19609/08/2020

Have you ever been treated inappropriately by a costumed Disney character on a cruise ship?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19709/08/2020

Have you ever committed financial rape with a fully loaded baked potato?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19809/08/2020

"Might I have eaten at your Hamptons home while Jeffrey was 'away' as he so often seems to be?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 19909/08/2020

Did you ever remark on the grayness of cats in the dark while licking reheated lasagna from a spatula?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20009/08/2020

Have you named thirty-seven of your cats "Bootsie Gumdrop"?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20109/08/2020

Are you the cunt known as Clare Booth Luce?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20209/08/2020

Guest Panelist Steve Allen: Is the tip of one of the candles in the candelabra on your piano unfailingly brown?

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"Since we've established your music is more likely to be found on a jukebox than in a concert hall, is it possible that you're known for thrilling the teen set by singing about your wet-ass pussy?"

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Have you ever worked with Faye Dunaway?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20509/08/2020

Have you ever finger banged Suzanne Somers in a hot tub?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20609/08/2020

Are you a sous chef and if so what variety of butch would you be?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20709/08/2020

Would you ever deign to wear blue-jeans on the subway?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20809/08/2020

Have you been named in a story by Bonnie Mace?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 20909/08/2020

Is "Let's Roll" part of a slogan for your company?

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Have you ever been approached by someone asking if they can help you in your time of need only to be asked to give up your stuff?

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R207, yes and no are the only allowable responses. Please. - John

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Do you like blue?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 21309/08/2020

Were you once recognizably human?

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Were you ever in the semifinals of a 'ping-pong' tournament?

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Are you now, or have you ever been, a Kardashian?

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So now that we've established that while you have trod the boards of the legitimate New York stage and that you've graced the silver screen--though not at the present moment--and that you are no stranger to the Copacabana, I know that Arlene is to ladylike to inquire, but may we know if you are an enthusiastic top or a messy bottom?

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Have you ever seen Franchot Tone's penis up close?

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So, you provide a service and you work for a profit-making enterprise. Bennett learned that you charge your fees on an hourly basis. Do people come to you for your service? Or do you go to them? And does it cost more when you go to them?

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"Is our Mystery Guest more than one person?"

Audience struggles not to laugh at Mystery Guest Roxane Gay.

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Do you know how to make Pancakes Barbara?

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[quote] Do you hate to exercise--but love to tap?

Are you the sort of person who doesn't bother to read the posts before lumbering towards the exit to vomit up leftovers?

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Mr. Daley, I have a question. In the past we have asked about our guests' gender in strictly binary terms, but nowadays I feel like I am on shaky ground when I ask, "May I assume then that you are a woman?" Is it okay to ask if our guest has a skin flute or a hairy donut?

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Can this product be folded?

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How many times did you see the original production of Follies?

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Do you know the difference between cilantro and parsley?

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r222, do you hate to exercise, but love to tap?

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"Are you known on several continents for your climate activism and your progeria-like stinkface?"

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Do you manufacture glass coffee tables?

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Do you have an awkward tranny name?

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Are you a noted homosexualist?

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Has your name ever appeared in a WHET thread?

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Have we seen you on the Tik-Tok?

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Are you obsessed with the notion that Dan Levy might identify as "non-binary" ?

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Are you trimmed?

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Mmmmm....our mystery guest is not opening in a motion picture, not performing on Broadway....well I'm going to take a wild guess: are you currently serving a life sentence for murdering your pregnant wife and two daughters?

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Do you like movies with Gladiators?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 23809/09/2020

Did your Daddy smell of the lamp?

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Are you entering your Sad Last Days?

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Are you wearing Jungle Red nail polish?

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Are you a friend of Muriel?

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have you ever worn a red tag?

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Are you something other than American? Are you Slovenian?

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have you been or will be best?

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Do you have a close relationship with a nephew named “Joel?”

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Are you concerned and live under a bridge?

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[R222], do you hate to exercise, but love to tap?

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r159, are multiple choice questions verboten, too, as in r10? (I never watched the show.)

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R249, only yes/no questions are permitted.

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Arlene: Have you been known to dangle purloined and diapered crotchfruit over balcony ledges?

Mystery Guest (in a treble whisper): Yes.

Arlene: Have you referred to cheap domestic sweetened table wine as "Jesus Juice" while hosting sleepovers in a locked bedroom with small boys?

Mystery Guest: Yes, white lady. You have a little nose. Pretty.

Arlene: Did you once notoriously confuse Emmanuel Lewis with a chimpanzee named "Bubbles," leading to Master Lewis spending three days in a cage eating bananas while you gave the chimp genital herpes?

Mystery Guest: I guess so. Hee hee.

Arlene: Did you once force a child to piddle on your face after removing your detachable freak-show nosette while you fisted him with a rhinestone-encrusted glove?

Mystery Guest: Oh yes.

Arlene: GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor (guest panelist, March 29, 1953): Dahlink, I speak Slovene-English, so I shall attempt to communicate with you that way, since no one else is making sense of your responses. All right now. Were you whore?

Guest: Djes.

Zsa Zsa: I could tell, dahlink. The piss doesn't land far from the chamber pot. Next, Are you stretched out like like punched and kicked taffy left in sun?

Guest: Unfortunatsko, djes. Until sew up job.

Zsa Zsa: Yes. It felt like the bellows in my grandfather's blacksmith shop when you opened and closed legs. Well, tried to close legs. Hot stink wind. Now, are you, in your own mind, best?

Guest: Uff corsssssssssss.

Zsa Zsa: And did you marry a rich man?

Guest: Apparently nott. Sheet.

John: Sorry, Miss Gabor. You're up, Ernie.

Ernie Kovacs: Well, I don't have to ask if you're a cunt, although I've seen more facial expressions on a cigar store Indian. If your other puss is as pinched and sour as the one we can see, I'm surprised your customers didn't demand their money back. So I'll just ask if you have a penchant for having your picture taken with your stiff and clumsily posed body oiled up like you're my doctors hand checking my prostate? I mean, like you were swimming in an oil slick. I hope that husband of yours doesn't smoke after sex or it's going to be charred shad and blackened Big Macs all over the Lincoln Bedroom ceiling. I'm not even going to guess who you are. I'm going to tell you. You're a whorebot.

Audience cheers and applauds. Guest narrows eyes.

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Have you ever been paraded about town in a gingham dress?

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HA!!! R252, I like that episode

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"Are you the sort of person who doesn't bother to read the posts before lumbering towards the exit to vomit up leftovers?"

Do you live on Datalounge and expect people to remember a single post when they might have read it days before and that they should reread the thread to make sure no one else also posted the same thing?

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Am I one of your FAAAAAAAANS?

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Would you characterize your collapse as complete?

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Are you frequently referred to as "Mein Führer"?

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Do you do hard-hitting investigative journalism about such things as expired sunscreens?

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Would it have killed you to have done a search?

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[quote] Do you live on Datalounge and expect people to remember a single post when they might have read it days before and that they should reread the thread to make sure no one else also posted the same thing?

You knew exactly what you were doing, you lying, post stealing whore.

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Are you now, or have you ever been, a pint-sized harlot?

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Arlene: So, we have determined that our guest has something to do with sex toys. All we need to do now is figure out exactly what. All right, do you manufacture them?

Mr. Daly: No, that's five down and five to go.

Steve Allen: Do you demonstrate them in department store windows?

Mr. Daly: That's six down and four to go. Dorothy?

Dorothy: Let's see. You don't make them, and you don't demonstrate them. Do you test them out in any way?

Mr. Daly: That's seven down and three to go. Bennett?

Bennett: By any chance does our guest instruct in any way? Does he teach people how to use sex toys?

Mr. Daly: Sorry, Bennett. That's eight down and two to go. Arlene?

Arlene: Well, does he sell them in a store??

Mr. Daly: No, Arlene. That's nine down and one to go. Steve, it's down to you.

Steve: I haven't a clue. I pass. It's over to you, Dorothy.

Dorothy: If he doesn't make them or sell them, and he doesn't demonstrate or instruct them, does he by any chance use them professionally in pron films??

Mr. Daly: Oh, Dorothy, you were so close! That's ten down and none to go. Panel, our guest is a dildo model. His penis has been cast and used as the basis for several very realistic models available at a pron store near you.

Arlene: Well [bleeep] me! We've been close, personal friends for years and never knew it!

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Might your outrageous charm fill this funny farm that we call Madame's Place?

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Do you make a living prancing about in your skivvies on the social media?

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Is yoah considerable... uhhhh... GIRTH... necessary to do what you dooooo?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 26609/09/2020

"So we've established your greatest fame came from television ... do you have a daughter you might describe as a 'rude, thoughtless little pig'?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 26709/09/2020

Did you used to be Zac Efron?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 26809/09/2020

Are you a little bit country?

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Do you seek milky loads?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 27009/09/2020

Has anyone ever called you a whore, darling?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 27109/09/2020

are you julianne moore, seriously?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 27209/10/2020

R272 meet R27

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r273, meet r274.

Are you Julianne Moore, seriously?

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Are you a Sumerian Farmwife?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 27509/10/2020

Do you answer to “Frau?”

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 27609/10/2020

Did you kill your sister over pineapple?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 27709/10/2020

Ten down and no more to go...panel you may take off your blindfolds and meet our mystery challenger: Michael Avenatti.

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Who?

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Have you ever worn a cockring?

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So we've established that there are two of you....and you're not the Everly Brothers. Well, I'm going to go out on a limb here and make a guess. Are you by any chance Olabinjo and Abimbola Osundairo?

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Might I be able to infuse my home with the scent of your vagina?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 28209/10/2020

Have you ever announced the wrong winner of the Best Picture Academy Award?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 28309/10/2020

Are you a Lebanese?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 28409/10/2020

Have you ever adopted a baby from China or Romania?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 28509/10/2020

Have you ever screamed at the death of a member of the royal family?

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Classic TV

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Mystery guest... you're ready to fly right out of here, aren't you?

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I don't push no button, I bop!

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whoops wrong thread

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Pass.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 29109/10/2020

Were you ever attacked by men in MAGA hats on your way to get a Subway sandwich? At 2 in the morning? In Chicago in subzero temperature?

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Did you ever get upstaged by a horse?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 29309/10/2020

That doll you're carrying. Have you ever kissed it?

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Does each of your adoptive children match a favorite handbag?

mmmys

Do you line your adoptive children up in order and call them your "earth-tone spectrum of PR brilliance"?

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Are you taking your children to restaurants during the pandemic (in a separate vehicle from yours), having assistants call the paps as you leave your house, and then demanding that they order vegan kiddie portions to share, three kids per brown rice scoop, because they have to learn "parsimony appropriate to a bodhisattva," before going to the restroom to snort a fistful of pow-pow?

mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmokay

Did you steal the Best Supporting Actress Oscar from Catherine Keener?

fkys sofkngwht

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Do you have an interest in white belts?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 29609/10/2020

Has anyone ever called you Bossy Bear Bottom?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 29709/10/2020

Have you ever fanked someone for fixting your hamburger?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 29809/10/2020

Did your late husband enjoy using disco lights in motel rooms?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 29909/10/2020

Did you pre-lube before coming on the show tonight?

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Have you ever had an unpleasant experience with Lauren Bacall?

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DOROTHY: "Did you ever get the campy credit of talking your henna-headed wife out of every good idea that came her way over the last 30 years of her miserable life, when it was obvious you were no more than a nod-of-legitimacy doorstop to her?"

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DOROTHY: "Did you ever write a lyric with a woman bragging about her fine finnan haddie, when it was quiet clear the taste of such a pescetarian feminine delight would have sent you immediately to the hospital to have your tongue peeled?"

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DOROTHY: "Are you a closeted friend of my namesake?"

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GUEST PANELIST FAYE EMERSON: "Did you play Hans Christian Andersen as if he were a ginger pixie who would have preferred to write about a large merman rather than a little mermaid?"

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GUEST PANELIST CAROL CHANNING: "Do you have any idea - any idea at all, even a mere hint or the slightest suggestion - when I could possibly have last eaten corn?"

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ARLENE: "Have you ever equated being politely civil to a one-time overnight guest with running a tawdry bed-and-breakfast establishment?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 30709/10/2020

Have you ever owned a Samsonite suitcase?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 30809/10/2020

Have you ever been in a relationship with an imaginary doorman?

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DOROTHY: "Is what was once your manhood still intact beneath womanhood?"

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Your penmanship is ghastly. Have you been drinking?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 31109/10/2020

Did you get an "an", a swirl, and a pivot in the opening credits of your television program?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 31209/10/2020

Have you ever planted your own tree, and made it grow?

Have you ever welcomed friends you've yet to know?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 31309/10/2020

Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to, do you know? Do you get what you're hoping for? When you look behind you there's no open door. What are you hoping for, do you know?

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Have you ever faxed the AP to set the record straight about a Dionne Warwick?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 31509/10/2020

Mystery Guest, have you ever served Fairy Bread at a State Dinner?

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DOROTHY: Have you ever butt-fucked the gentleman seated at my right?

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Are you, or have you ever been, Lens Dunham?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 31809/11/2020

Are you notable for cradling your coffee mug?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 31909/11/2020

Do you know why straight me so stupid?

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Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll say!

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 32109/11/2020

"Are you the brightest new star in Aaron Spelling's nighttime firmament? Are you Karen Cellini?"

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Do you think you deserve to be in the middle of this picture?

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Have you never been mellow?

Have you never tried?

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Are you solid or liquid?

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So refreshing to be reminded of a time when people took the trouble to dress for television. Now they look like streetwalkers and hobos.

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Have you ever stemmed the rose?

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MEL TORME: And have you ever actually seen a hobo, or for that matter a streetwalker outside of in a mirror, Guest at R326.

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I'll pass again.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 32909/11/2020

Did Tallulah Bankhead send you a telegram on the night of your premiere saying, "Kisses on your opening"?

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Distinguished poet and original panelist LOUIS UNTERMEYER who was disgustingly forced off the show as part of the McCarthy Red Craze: Did you just fart?

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Closeted Guest Panelist ROBERT Q. LEWIS after Dorothy slipped pentothal into his pre-show cocktail: I'll bet you have a lovely cock. May I please suck your lovely cock? I won't tell anyone? I'll let you soil my mouth. Pleeeeeeeeease?

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Have you ever ruined a thread by changing its very simple, funny format to contribute your stupid shit, like R332 has done?

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Arthur Godfrey was no fan of effeminate Robert Q. Lewis.

He asked openly on his radio show, "I wonder what the "Q" stands for?"

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Guest Panelist Elsa Maxwell: Madame, have you ever circled the potato bar three times without stopping? Hmmmm????

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Do you have a Blatino cagemeat neighbor named Joel who eats old people’s excrement?

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Are you a three-time winner of the coveted "Slovene Whore of the Year" award?

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Have you ever been fucked by Sal Mineo?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 33809/11/2020

Do you sparkle? Are you sparkling right now? (I'm sorry, I just can't tell.)

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Are you a very skinny lady in the water?

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Do you identify with the struggles of gay people who are oppressed beyond belief?

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Do you like watching Gladiator movies?

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"Did you have to 're-home' your loyal dog after adopting a thirst trap infant and selling the photo rights to People magazine?"

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We’ve established that you're not starring on Broadway, not opening in a motion picture, not playing supper clubs, you don't have a hit record, you're not a published author, you're not a fashion model or a sports figure, you're not starring in a television series...mystery guest, are you Sue Oakland?

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"Are you, or have you ever been, a murderous fatty on the lam?"

"Are you a man of the cloth? If so, how long ago did you kill your wife?"

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Are you Pam Shriver's latent heterosexuality?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 34609/12/2020

Did one of your costars ever say "Come over to Big Daddy's place tonight and I'll make you squeal like a pig. " ?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 34709/12/2020

Have you ever been involved with my pianoplayer and shoplifting? Are you Lainie Kazan?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 34809/12/2020

Are you just a little bitter about your treatment on a popular sitcom from the 1970s?

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have you ever asked David to hold you?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 35009/12/2020

Do you sell anything, buy anything, or process anything? Do you sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed?

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Do you like Duke's mayonnaise?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 35209/12/2020

Do you like Duke's mayonnaise?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 35309/12/2020

have you habitually double-posted ?

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are you a certain kind of lady who crab walks?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 35509/12/2020

Have you ever been a sous chef?

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Have you ever enjoyed an Autumn Harvest having only paid for Once Around the Garden?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 35709/12/2020

Have you ever shot ping-pong balls out of your cooter?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 35809/12/2020

Have you ever had a photo of your penis leaked on the Internet and was it bigger than a bread box?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 35909/12/2020

How old were you when your anus prolapsed?

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R358 why, yes

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Mystery guest, did we share a ski lift last winter at the Dyatlov Pass?

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Were you one of the men who killed JFK?

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R360, dolt.

Yes or no questions.

Quit projecting about prolapsed anuses, you homophobic creep.

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Were you once informed your mother sucks cocks in hell?

Yes.

And does she?

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Have you ever been described as a cock in a frock on a rock?

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Are you dead to me? (You kinda look it.)

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Have you ever turned down a first-rate part because your schedule was too busy?

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Is it Johnny?

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Is that pussy original, as opposed to purchased?

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Did you ever work for a famous Oscar nominated director?

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Are you best known for your bologna salad recipe?

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Have you ever made a dump cake?

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Do you have Wessonality?

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Have you recently accidentally shared a photograph of your saluting manhood with the entire planet?

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"Let's see ... you're a woman, and you've been known to raise your voice in song ... John, I'm going to take a wild guess. Are you Miss Lake Dardanelle?"

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Have you ever kissed a doll?

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Thanks! LOL funny.

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Are you known for hurling lattes at men who do not succumb to your advances?

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Have you ever been referred to as a "slack-holed temptress?"

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"So you have some connection with the royal family — how exciting! — and Bennett established that you're a real cunt ... oh! Did you ever wear a blackamoor pin to meet Meghan Markle?"

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Were you ever mistaken for a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant?

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ARLENE: Did you once, in bi-polar foreshadowing, play a girl who'd only seen the sights a girl can see from Brooklyn Heights?

MYSTERY GUEST: Yes.

ARLENE: Does the phrase "Boobies, boobies, boobies" trigger your gorge to rise?

MYSTERY GUEST: Yes

ARLENE: And did your movie career die with your caterwauling in an unconvincing movie-set alley amid trashcans? O my God! Stop her!!!!" SHE'S GOING TO HURT SOMEONE!!"

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Do you still bathe your "journalist" son as a reward when he publicizes another false accusation against his father?

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Judging from that reception, mystery guest, are you a sloe-eyed vamp?

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Are you the author of The Curious Incident of the Pitbull in the Ass of the Baby? Are you Mark Haddon?

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R383 Sparkle, Neely, sparkle!

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Did you knock up our post-menopausal Arlene in "The Thrill of It All"?

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Do you know the way to San Jose?

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Are you a former nighttime soap star and snack lover?

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Well, let's see... Our mystery guest is not known for the legitimate stage, film, or television. Doesn't appear in nightclubs or make recordings, and isn't into sports. His name and photo haven't appeared in any section of the newspaper recently, and he has never seen Follies. I'm stumped! Oh! Wait! Did you used to dance at the Gaiety??

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I think Dorothy has a weenie!

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"Do your legs work? No? Well, then are you scheming to push out Alec as the Shriner's Hospital adowable bwanket spokeskid?"

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Are you a mildly crazed former soap actress living in LA who has been known to give beauty advice such as "If you're trying to lose weight, just eat half as much"?

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Are you a virgin who can’t drive?

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beep

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Does any one wear hats any more?

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ware you married?

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Are you one of those influencers? Do you actually influence anyone? Does anyone care?

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Have I seen your penis in the last 24 hours? [As if that narrows it down.....]

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Do I smell steamed clam cooch?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 40109/16/2020

If they ever reboot this (in the near future), they need to get Larry King on the panel.

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Unlike To Tell the Truth or even I’ve Got a Secret, WML hasn’t been rebooted since 1974. One of its appeals back in the day was having men and particularly women in jobs then not associated with their sex. So that wouldn’t work today. And celebrity is now so diffuse the mystery guest could really be a mystery to the panel and viewers. A cast member perhaps from Love After Lockup?!

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For me, the appeal of WML was always the joy of hearing intelligent, witty people exchange banter and challenge the censors of the day. The game itself was incidental.

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[quote]the joy of hearing intelligent, witty people exchange banter and challenge the censors of the day. The game itself was incidental.

I almost completely agree with you, r404, but the game itself could be and often was a lot of fun. Such talented cosmopolitan players were the icing on the cake.

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Are you currently playing in one of New York's smart supper clubs?

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are you a friend of Judy?

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Are you currently groping Mr. Daly behind the desk? Are you the beloved Helen Lawson?

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Are you currently groping Mr. Daly behind the desk? Are you the beloved Helen Lawson?

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Do you have tasteful friends who keep your throw-pillow collecting in check?

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Do you now own or have you recently acquired a Tina Turner clock?

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ARLENE: Are you a friend of Dorothy? And I don't mean Parker, Malone, or the chinless lush perched on the second seat at my right as if it were a barstool at the King Cole and you look like someone who knows where she likes the the olive to go.

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FRED: Do you cover the waterfront?

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GUEST PANELIST ZSA ZSA GABOR, behind her Mystery Guest eyeshades: Verr vee effer married, Dahlingk?

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FRED: You sound like a smart out-of-breath mouse in mid-fart. Are you Blossom Dearie?

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FRED: Is there more to you than meets the eye? Because I hope so.

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FRED: Are those your original teeth? I mean those two front ones. They look like something I'd see at Evergreen if I ever went to Brooklyn, which I don't.

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Do you, against all tradition, dress to the right? I mean noticeably?

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CONFERENCE! John, may we have a conference?

John: Fifteen seconds, panel.

Panel in a huddle, a voice is heard to whisper loudly: Do any of you have any poppers?

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sex break

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Dorothy Kilgallen: Are you the most famous blonde bombshell in the movies today?

Mamie Van Doren: Yes.

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John Daly: Okay, panel, one piece of information -our guest does not work for a profit-making organization.

Arlene: Oh? So you work for Donald Trump?

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Did I suck your cock?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 42310/05/2020

Are you from Sumer?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 42410/05/2020

Did you suck my cock?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 42510/05/2020

Dorothy suspects the mystery challenger might be Chrissy Metz when she hears the production crew bringing in an extra wide love seat.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 42610/20/2020

"Judging by that reaction from the male half of the audience would be safe in assuming that you are what we might refer to as an Instaho?"

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 42710/20/2020

Do you currently have a vagina cape twirling in one of the picture-houses on Broadway?

*Audience oohs*

Are you Sara?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 42810/20/2020

Does the hemline of your kaunakes rise and fall with changes in the annual chickpea harvest?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 42910/21/2020

If you died horribly in a grease fire, would many people come to your funeral?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43010/22/2020

Are you currently on the East Coast to promote a new OnlyFans account?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43110/22/2020

Do you lose sleep at night worrying whether or not a given celebrity is circumcised or suffers from tiny meat?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43210/23/2020

Since we’ve established our guest is a member of royalty could we also say they are heavyset or big-boned?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43310/23/2020

Hmm. Not heavyset of big-boned, but a member of a royal family... Okay, John, I'll just come right out and ask. Is your cock pierced? Do you wear a Prince Albert?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43410/23/2020

Are you from the illegitimate theatre?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43510/23/2020

Well, John, I don't know what he does, but I'd certainly like to do it with him all night long!

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43610/23/2020

OP: Stop trying to make "vagina bone" happen. It's CUNT bone. Thank you.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43710/23/2020

We've established you work for a profit-making organization, and that your work takes you from place to place. We have also determined that you often touch people in your work. Do you kick them in the cunt bone?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43810/23/2020

Oh! I have a weenie! Did you once kick Arlene in the cunt bone??

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 43910/23/2020

Well, isn't it obvious? Our mystery guest is none other than Vivian Vance!

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Mr. Daly: No, panel. I'm afraid you missed it completely. Please take off your blindfolds and say hello to our mystery guest, legendary pron star Brent Corrigan!

Arlene; Oh, for heaven's sake! You should have gotten him, Bennett!

Bennett: I did, Arlene. I did indeed.

Dorothy: Was that in the park, Bennett? Or in a club?

Bennett: Neither, Dorothy. Mr. Corrigan paid me a visit at my office.

Arlene: I don't doubt you at all, Bennett. But I do wonder who did the "paying..."

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 44110/24/2020

So, we know you're a performer on the legitimate stage, but not currently appearing in New York. Have you eaten corn recently?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 442Last Friday at 7:34 PM

Dorothy: Were you kicked in the cunt bone in front of twenty million people on live television last week in Atlantic City?

Mr. Daly: That's three down and seven to go. Mr. Allen?

Steve: Just to clarify, was our guest not kicked in the cunt bone, or just kicked in the cunt bone at a different time or place?

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 443Last Sunday at 6:17 PM

Steve Allen: Are you bigger than a breadbox?

Jayne Meadows: No, it just seems that way because your cock is so small.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 444Last Sunday at 6:19 PM

Dorothy: Mystery Guest, did Johnnie Ray and I take turns eating your ass in an alley behind a nightclub in San Juan last fall?

Arlene: Really, Dorothy??

Dorothy: Oh, don't worry, Arlene -I let Johnnie go first to clean things up a bit.

by Brought to you each week by Red Dragon Cheese — it's tasty!reply 445Last Sunday at 6:30 PM
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