What do we think about golfer Dustin Johnson?

His body is about as exciting as golf.

If his nipples were much farther apart he might be mistaken for a flounder,

Ape arms, OP???

He needs to work on his pecs.

I guess the whole "normal human being" body type is not desirable at all anymore...

He’s a Trump supporter and a friend of Eric Trump.

Oh, they are all Republicans on the tour, all country club shits. They all golf with Trump, even Tiger.

It's like oatmeal was given human form.

I'd like to jack him off and then rub it in his face.

She's a smoker.

He has a decent ass.

She looks miserable. Why do the frauen scowl a lot? She looks like a real bundle of laughs with her camel toe.

He's rumored to fuck everything in sight, including the wives of several other golfers - she's probably interrogating him.

She: Yes, serious camel toe. (Sand trap!) He: Also looks like he has a vagina; what is he packing, a golf tee?

She looks like a pain in the ass.

They’ve been engaged for seven years and have two kids.

She’s probably miserable because they’ve haven’t gotten married by now.

Amateurs.

He has the physique of a raw clam, her body though is amazing!

She has a great body, butterface...

R1 that’s a good one, that’s funny - and true.

Why won't he marry her?

Her swimsuit bulge is bigger than his. I guess he does't bring his club and balls to the beach...

* doesn't

Should have figured this was more of a Brooks Koepka room.

I see a hole in one...

He looks much sexier when he doesn't shave his chest & his face.

And someone needs to buy that broad a box of panty liners. No one wants to see her labia majoras through her bikini bottom.

Shouldn’t this be part of the sexy dork thread?

BDE...

well known to have a huge cock

He's one big hangin' man.

She looks like she hasn’t eaten in a decade.

we gotta also do cutie Patrick Cantlay - next three pics he's a big boy

Cantlay 2

Cantlay 3

Dustin has had a bromance with her father Wayne Gretzky since their first meeting.

Nice pics, r32 et al.

R32 Big boy bulge alert

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her arms practically stretch down to her knees!

I think Johnson owned up to having a hellacious cocaine addiction. I don't know if he's in recovery or not.

Woods golfed with Obama, too. The WH confirmed it. No photos were allowed.

R20 I was thinking that exact same thing. That’s a rather large muff mound.

R24 And someone needs to buy that broad a box of panty liners. No one wants to see her labia majoras through her bikini bottom.

That a good one, I was laughing so hard I started to pee a little.

Rory has always presented big bulge. Dustin doesn't match up and I find it hard to believe he fucks around because who would be interested?

Why is KD Lang wearing so many layers at R33? Is she trying to hide her anorexia?

[quote]What do we think about golfer Dustin Johnson?

He's very, very average in all ways OP.

She had two children? She’s in great shape.

However, we did not need to see the detailed outline of her pudendal cleft.

r38 I don't remember him owning up to anything in particular. IIRC, he made one of those generic "needing a break", "adjusting priorities" statements. If he owned it, it was because they finally suspended him for it--"addiction" or not. TPTB were also not impressed with the semi-public fights with cuckolded colleagues. Threatening to effectively stop his money got his attention. That, & setting the media access lackeys on him got him to dial back.

Being around Gretzkys isn't doing him any favours. The family does *not* have a good rep. Allegedly, Wayne got a "Jordan ban" from the hockey establishment that was lifted only recently. They still frequent casinos and are allegedly a nightmare to staff, especially Janet. The apple didn't fall far from the tree re: her daughter's career choices, either.

Rory has a nice little ass, but has serious butterface issues, IMO.

The thing with DJ is that you kind of have to see him walking around to get it. He has a real sexy way of moving.

Totally hot. Golfers have really stepped it up in the last 5 five years.

Rory is stone cold ugly as fuck in the face. He looks like a backwoods hillbilly. At least he did something about that heinous fright hair.

I love Johnson's body. He's long and lean with just enough muscles without looking freakish. His clothes hang on him very nicely.

Now, that's tasty dish, r45.

What's a "Jordan ban"?

Off topic, but I LOVED the threads here at the DL about the Tiger Woods "scandal". It had it all- sex, money, a racial aspect, seeing, in real time, the breathtaking, rapid descent from the stratosphere of Earth's most elite athlete in a non-team, individual sport; a descent that I didn't think should have had to happen.

What Woods did with his body with consenting women was his beeswax, and he didn't owe an accounting of it to anybody except Elin Nordegrin, who, imho, earned every penny of her divorce settlement.

Most of all, I loved how that scandal stripped away the falsity of the image of pro golf as the "gentlemen's game". None of TPTB in pro golf were surprised or shocked by Tiger's harem.

In fact, they were relieved that it diverted everybody from a real, actual scandal in pro golf: that performance enhancing drugs and steroids were as prevalent in pro golf (Tiger, Mickelson, etc.) as they were in pro baseball.

He has an alcoholic build.

Gut + skinny arms.

He's sexy!

I don't even care about golf, but I always love gossip like R45.

Yeah, apparently he had a series of positive drug tests and then took some sort of official/unofficial break from the tour. This was a few years ago. If I remember correctly, he claimed that he was taking time off because he hurt himself lifting a jetski.... the tour let him do this because they aren't used to dealing with recreational drug abusers, I guess. Mostly those guys are all in bible study all night.

Why in the world would other golfers simply allow him to fuck their wives? That one sounds a bit far out there to believe.

Paulina Gretzky really icks me out. She radiates a white trash bloodline.

Her camel toe is the worst I’ve seen. She gives me Miley Cyrus vibes.

Should be noted the picture at OP is from 2014.

He is the alpha, R56...

Can someone please identify his board shorts? I need them. There's a logo on the back pocket, but I can't make it out.

Sixty posts in and no one has mentioned the vagina-adjacent tattoo of daddy's number?

Maybe I'm being too harsh and she deserves credit for not including the "property of" and arrow.

Eeeeeeeeeewww!

So she literally has no life/job of her own? Her entire being is off of what her dad accomplished and like Megan McCain, she's only known for being from her father's nutsack. Like Ej Johnson and Sophia Richie and the Willis girls and all of the rest of these useless people

I think she is supposed to be a "socialite", like Paris Hilton with even less charm.

[quote] Like Ej Johnson and Sophia Richie and the Willis girls and all of the rest of these useless people

IKR!

At least I’m an influencer.

Got any Rickie. Fowler ?

I think he's away at vacation bible study....

Rory is attractive in an unconventional way. I always found him hot.

But does any of them get to golf with Miss Lindsey?

Jesus, Trump's gelatinous shitass makes Reagan look like Schwarzenegger.

I'd put a hole in one.

her camel toe. is that a turn on for the straights? it looks like two moldy twinkies stuck together. i guess they really don't last 20 years.

Nice sand trap on her.

Bumping this thread since Johnson won the Masters.

I agree with OP. In general, I'm over the beard epidemic, but DJ looks MUCH better with a beard. And the chest hair makes his ordinary body looks hotter.

Anyway, I think he's goofy-hot. Too bad he sounds like yet another celebri-jerk. After 7 years, it's ridiculous he hasn't married the baby mama. That's not an engagement; it's common-law marriage.

The beard is good, but it looked better when it was a bit less full. Got really tired of watching him strut around all week like a greasy pimp.

that dick, tho, whew