"Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Dear Bryan Singer, I'm not providing you with masturbation fantasies, OK?

The pedophile troll is once again desperate for attention.

Isn't there some unsuspecting mall Santa for you sexually harass?

Oh, wait, I guess it's too early in the year for that.

You're almost pitiable.

Almost.

What a Nifty idea, OP!

Apologies to all for inciting the wrath of sad self-loathing, dirty-minded haters with the mindset that perpetuates the ugly belief that all gay men are pedophiles and sex offenders, instead of seeing the thread as what it was meant to be — an [hopefully] interesting and fun [and funny] discussion of a seminal moment in the life and development of ALL men [gay, straight, whatever], and the movie "Airplane!" I wish you peace, and mental health.

Community pool locker room.

Old man.

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Airplane! could never be made today.

"I wish you peace, and mental health."

Charity begins at home, doll.

Nice try saying that we are vilifying gay men by vilifying you, a homophobe who wants to talk about children having unwanted sexual encounters with adult males.

You're attempt at gaslighting fails since you are so clearly mentally unstable yourself. The fact that you seem unaware of how repulsive your initial post was shows how out of touch with reality you are in that you believe the internet will mask your insufficiencies.

Perhaps your trolling will be better received on Reddit. Or perhaps you have already failed there.

That would be a good thread R6. Movies that couldn't be made today.

Well it's a good thing that someone's already done it.

When I was eight years old I saw my 16 year old cousin’s dick while we were pissing in front of each other in a barn. There was no sex, masturbation or erections. We were just urinating.

Not only was I mesmerized by his pubic hair (I’d never seen pubes before) I could not believe his penis was so huge. It looked massive compared to my eight-year-old dick.

Fast forward almost 20 years.

I’m hooking up with a guy a 6 years older than me. Afterwards we’re talking about people we know in common and he mentions my cousin and says they hooked up frequently.

I tell him about seeing my cousin’s dick and that I thought it was very big. The hook up gives me a funny look and says “no, his is just average. Yours might be a half inch longer“

I guess all adult penises (in this case 16) look huge to a prepubescent boy.

"Joey, do ya like movies about gladiators?"

My family would hang with this other family. We three boys, to their 2 girls, about the same age. Those girls shared with me their Trixie Belsen books, and we used to play with their dolls.

Well the dad of that family was this very funny, I think Italian, hulk of a man with almost black hair. His liked to crack everyone's back; I learned this skill from him as well. He would do a bear hug, and bring you close to his chest, and squeeze. I remember loving this manly man embrace.

One family outing we took was camping. The first night, we had to take showers at the campgrounds. The showers were like mini family shower rooms, where several people could take a shower at once. For whatever reason, we went to the showers with him, my brothers and my dad. We all went into the big shower stall, and I got to see my Italian type he-man's dick. He had an almost hairless chest, with dark nipples, and a beautiful dark colored dick with black hair pubes. To this day, when watching porn, I am extra aroused with a darker dick, surrounded by a dark bush, with a hairy belly trailer, or even hairy chest.

Nothing pedophiler going on here.