What’s your favorite Anal lube?

Spit.

Only a stupid frau cunt like OP would think that.

Silicon based only.

Cum.

So happy when the silicone based lines came out about 20 years ago because they didn’t taste like anything

Soap

I always think someone is cheap when they bring out the vaseline

For me it’s hydrochloroquine and bleach before I shove the UV light up my ass!

There's actually a noticeable difference between lower end silicone lubes like Durex and higher end ones like Skyn and Pur. Unfortunately... I'm cheap but I would still spend the extra.

Astroglide has been my go-to lube for years.

The previous 5 guys cum loads

Loads 1 to 49.

Gun Oil - point.blank.period.

Nappy fluid

Walmart. I like to watch the cashier's face.

Boy Butter, stays slick, not sticky

R15 - Cashiers know what it's for? I haven't ever gotten that in LA. You could buy a portable anus in LA and the cashier wouldn't blink (or speak English for that matter).

Here in Romania though, it's different. Even if you want Aleve you have to talk to the pharmacist who is usually a nerdy girl with thick glasses that begins to explain the ingredients like a chemistry teacher. Like woman, just give me the lube, I need to fuck not hear about potential side effects that may affect 1 percent of users. Nightmare.

Precum and dip spit.

r16 boy butter is oil based and not safe for condom usage.

R19 no gay man uses condoms in 2020

r20 god I hope not. They might want to check out the new strain of prep resistant HIV found in Europe.

I'm allergic to very little, but I am allergic to silicone lube. Damnit. I have to keep an eye on the lube at all times to make sure no one introduces any of that shit into the mix.

Anything oil or water based will be better. I often prefer J-Lube. It comes in powder form, mixes with water and is the slipperiest substance in the world. I can prepare it with more or less water, depending on the viscosity desired for the task at hand. ;)

Link r21

Spit and anything that isn't silicone based.

I use KY liquid mostly. But the first guy who ever fucked me just used spit and pre-cum. I still love the feeling of an un-lubed dick pressing at my hole.

Jizz Water is fun.

r23 here you go

Water-based ones aren’t as smooth but wash off easier

Butter - as in Land-O-Lakes.

Speaking of butter, once I was at a guy’s place fingering his ass when he excused himself a brought out a place of small frozen yellow balls. He asked me to use these up his ass.

Turns out they were frozen balls of butter.

I kept wondering if they would affect his blood cholesterol levels

Are you Paula Deen, R29?

r19, Boy Butter makes water based lubes, too.

[quote] French doctors say this and similar strains likely account for only 0.1% of all HIV cases in the country,

Eh...with that low a risk, nobody is still going to use condoms. A person is more likely to die from common influenza. Get back to me when it’s 25% r27.

I self lube.

Apparently there still are a lot of genetic hold-backs who have not yet hybridized into the new Gay Male Subspecies!

What tranny nonsense are you going on about, R34?

Swiss Navy silicone is pretty nice. Of course being silicone, it’s a motherfucker to wash off.

Albolene.

Crisco. It’s not just for baking!

Another vote for Albolene.

There’s definitely something sexy about albolene. It’s starts out as semi solid but as it heats up with body heat and friction, it turns to slick liquid.

I use the natural lip emollients I constantly produce.

I love Trojan H20 Lubricants, except for the one with Vitamin E. It feels weird.

i use KY, because its water soluble and washes off easily, unlike the silicon stuff. Also, the silicon based stuff is just too slippery...I like to feel the hole once its presented.

r45, you wouldn't BELIEVE how I use KY too!

A man who owns a jar of albolene makes me think he does drag, or that his mom lives in the same house. Definitely not a turn on.

olive oil, why change a proven formula

Albolene is good for pre-lube and game time lube. It’s inexpensive and it doesn’t spill.

Spunk Lube, by Jeff from str8cams. It's a shame he took down all his videos.

Astroglide diamond silicone. The only problem is it is difficult to get off your hands and then it transfers to doorknobs or anything else you touch.

Shit.

Coconut oil. Feels nice, doesn’t get too slippery, and a pleasant favor that allows easier transitions between oral/fucking/jo.

Crisco

r53 be careful if you are serious -- coconut oil is anti-bacterial it can harm your gut bacteria.

R37 Beat me to it.

mud

Cum

Vaseline Cocoa Butter Body Radiant Oil. Nivea Essentially Enriched Body Lotion. Already getting hard.

WD 40

Spunk natural.

I’m a little concerned that there aren’t more real answers. Are y’all even fucking?

R62 - bitch haven't you heard of the pandemic? Some of us wanna survive.

Weewee? I haf awways pwefehhud Astwogwide.

I like astroglide—feels good and doesn’t have a taste. Hard to clean off though

You know the answer r62. It’s Datalounge. When these ancient geezers were in their prime 50 years ago, no one would fuck them because they were bitter fugs. Nothings changed, except for the weight gain, liver spots and colostomy bags.

Gun oil - seriously if you do anal use gun oil - da poo poo does not stick

R67, have you considered washing first so there's no "poo poo" there to stick?

r68 I am clean as a whistle but I can't control other menses butts.