Brian Austin Green is FIT on his day at the beach with Tina Louise

What straight male has a body like this at 47???

Tina Louise looks great! Who knew?

Can't believe it's thirty one years ago since he and Abby left for Japan.

So ...this Tina Louise is just a random instaho and not THE Tina Louise? What a dissapointment.

I bet Dawn Wells is jealous.

I'd take BAG any day, over trashy Machine Gun Kelly.

Hideous tats, once again. It looks like a skin condition on those two.

He was my crush on 90210. It was so weird that he was cast as the geek and that a guy who looked like Frankenstein’s monster was supposed to have been the hot one.

He and Ian Ziering have weathered well.

Tats are so low-rent. Didn't the trend of everyone and their dogs getting tats end about 10-15 years ago?

Tats look cool on people who are supposed to have them, bikers and rockers, but on everyone else, getting tats, especially way too many, is either a sign of mental illness, self-loathing or of being a conformist.

Does Tina have a dick? Sure looks that way.

famously well-hung

[quote] He and Ian Ziering have weathered well.

Ian didn't have far to go.

He looked like he was inhis 40's, when he was in his 20's.

Now, his face finally caught up with his age.

Mr. No-Career Control Freak looks nasty.

I’m genuinely surprised he’s not gay.

She looks great for 80.

R12 I agree. He looked like a middle aged LA executive when he was on the show. But he got older, straightened his hair, took off his clothes, and POOF! Hot dude.

Luke Perry also looked 40 on the show, and I kiiind of think he may have been 40 on the show and lied about his age. Because when he died at age 52, he looked like he was well into his 60s.

Gawd, Luke Perry is dead.

Where is Gilligan?

R11 Who? Brian Austin Green or Tina Louise?

Ginger looks great for her age besides those tacky tats and giant inflatable tits

They look like two skanks. I, however, am forever gorgeous.

[quote]So ...this Tina Louise is just a random instaho and not THE Tina Louise? What a dissapointment.

That hasn't been officially confirmed. Don't lose faith!

In any case, they look like they stink.

OK, who drew the chalk penatagram and summoned me?

[quote] I, however, am forever gorgeous.

Rofl at R21.

The caption reads "Tina Louise looks ship wrecked at 85."

R21 and R23.

Now you see why being too skinny is a bad look, as you age.

People start looking like the walking dead.

[quote]People start looking like the walking dead.

As opposed to not being skinny and actually being dead

I'm surprised he chose someone so old for his rebound/photo-op relationship. This Tina Louise has been skanking it up all over Australia for ~20 years.

I think Tina would be a perfectly fine looking old lady without the dyed hair, the fake tan, the fake lips, etc.

A skinny old lady is a fine thing. It’s the mutilations and modifications that make people look scary.

Brian Austin Green is z-list. You think young babes are throwing themselves at him. He looks like walking herpes, as does his skanky gf.

Do you really think a young Instaho would turn him down if it meant an endless stream of paparazzi shots? Come on.

He seemed so gay when younger.

Yes instaho chicks probably make better money and want some hot YOUNG cock like Machine Gun Kelly, in fact.

Her body is gross, why are her boobs down to her elbows? Plus she isn't pretty at all.

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I think Brian is cute and looks good for his age. MGK's horrible tattoos and hair ruin his looks but he is well-built and has an attractive face otherwise. Either way Megan loves trashy guys and Brian loves young thots.

I think Jason Priestley and Ian Ziering were the most handsome of the original male cast. Brian was cute but still growing through the awkward teen stage (he was actually a teenager when he casted on the show) but he grew into a hunk midway through the show. Luke I found more cute than mysterious or sexy like his character was supposed to be and he looked way too old to pass for a high schooler but so did Ian.

Two tattooed skanks and I can smell them from my computer, and it doesn't smell good.

The last thing of note he has done is the failed 90210 revival that no one watched and that failed sitcom with Freddie Prinze Jr that no one liked. He was a total pretty boy when young and his ear piercings and mannerisms made him seem a bit fruity. He, David Faustino (Bud Bundy) and the guy that played Parker Lewis all tried to be rappers.

Here's baby Brian and Robin Thicke (proto-Justin Timberlake) performing together on Growing Pains.

[quote] He, David Faustino (Bud Bundy) and the guy that played Parker Lewis all tried to be rappers.

Corin Nemec!

Omg, Corin is another one that I had a crush on.

I was never into Faustino, but Corin Nemec and Brian Austin Green still look GOOD. They're both total DILFs.

Corin Nemec - DADDY!

I like to consider the first three seasons of 90210, a more serious version of Saved By The Bell. Both campy and hilarious for the wrong reasons. They both even had Kellys in them (so did Married with Children). Tori was in a few episodes of SBTB as Screech's gf. Tiffani later joined 90210's cast. Brian was in the Good Morning, Miss Bliss pilot (which was the predecessor for Saved by the Bell). That late 80s/early 90s fashion window is certainly interesting and people are trying to recreate it for some reason on social media.

Megan probably went with MGK because he reminds her of what Brian could have been.

He was a cute kid and had a charming accent.

BAG and Megan Fox must have been on crack when they named their kids:

Kassius Lijah Marcil-Green, Bodhi Ransom Green, Noah Shannon Green, Journey River Green.

Poor things.

Is she wearing a sanitary napkin!?

Does Brian really have a big dick?

Link, please!

He's a male skank, so surely there must be photos.

When did he date Mariska Hargitay?

Accent? I think he is just speaks with Ebonics when he MCs because of his love for rap. He collabed with the Pharcyde for his album. He was born and raised in LA, his regular voice is a neutral accent.

BAG was and is sexy asf. Ian aged very well. Ian got sexier as he aged.

The original Tina Louise went from a red haired Marilyn Monroe lookalike to Jeffree Star in 40 years. Sad.

Do people realize how insignificant their tats are to other people?

She was with confirmed heterosexualist Gavin Rossdale not too long ago.

[Quote] When did he date Mariska Hargitay?

That's Vanessa Marcil.

[Quote] He was my crush on 90210. It was so weird that he was cast as the geek

He did look like a geek when the show first started.

R48 English is spoken around the world as a native tongue. LA is not "neutral" and BAG had a valley boy - surf twang accent.

Here’s a story, of a man named BAGy.

Who was busy with three boys of his own,

They were four men, living all together

Yet they were all alone.

‘Till the one day when this skank met this fellow

And they knew it was much more than a hunch,

That this group would somehow form a family,

That’s the way we all became the BAGy Bunch!

The BAGy Bunch, the BAGy Bunch

His son with Vanessa Marcia is gay but I think they are estranged

Where did that boy get such exotic looks?

So much ugliness--that pussy diaper, her skinny arms and massive boobs, the tats. And BAG wearing board shorts down to his pubes like he's a hot young 18-year old. Dressed his age he'd be attractive; here he looks ridiculous.

This is why Jews don't believe in tattoos.

R33 there just low hangers

R60 gaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I really don't hear a surf/valley accent on Brian Austin Green then and now and California is known for having a flat neutral accent and the whole surfer/valley dialect is a minority.

David Silver getting beat up by Cody from Step by Step

Is that BAG's eldest son at R57?

He looks Middle Eastern.

Maybe from BAG's Jewish side of the family, but what is Vanessa Marcil? Is she French? That could be it, too.

His eldest son's mother is Vanessa Marcil. She's Mexican, French and Italian.

The son sometimes looks Mexican but often times looks like Pakistani Tea stud.

I won't argue with you on accents. There is no such thing as a flat accent in English because there are so many varieties. All American English is accented compared to British English. And every country has regional accents. BAG sounds like where he comes from. To my ear, it is not "flat" it is So Cal.

I think Leonardo DiCaprio and Paul Walker fit the Southern California dialect better.

Yes, R68.

Listen to Paul Walker speak, and that IS the Southern California accent.

All those mediocre tatts scream tryhard.

It's like they were in a drunken stupor and got tagged by a roving gang of graffiti "artists".

Personally I think MGK is hot. Plus, unlike BAG, he makes his own money.