British pastry chef Matt Adlard

I want to see under the apron...

Tits.

Pits.

Too many moles .. and his teefs aren't fucked up enough to signify a real bloke.

He looks American to me with those teeth though, true, they're not BLEACHED like in America.

He looks like Rachel Maddow.

Here he is with Tom Daley. ;o)

I never realized that Tom was so adorable in person.

In the video, Matt seems to have quite a nice butt.

When did British guys start having such nice bodies?

I always thought that they were supposed to be doughy.

Is his apron open at the back? If so, I'd stick my face in his tight muscle ass and not come up for air until he'd finished hand-beating his egg whites stiff!

His wife might have a problem with that, R9.

Just Add lard!

He does seem like he should be either a Cockyboys type porn star or a Drag Race contestant. He’s half sexy and half odd looking.

This queeny-looking twink ISN'T gay? He's even British!

Lol R12.

I assumed he was gay as well, but he's just British.

He's adorable, though. Matt and Tom would make the perfect couple at R7.

OP, your optometrist's office rang to remind that you are overdue for an eye exam.

He's NOT gay? Why did you bother, OP?

Not smoking hot, and straight (married to a female wife)... I'm not getting point of this post....

Sorry, point of "this thread"....

Carry on..

So sad.

The wife probably hated his gay following.

In whose world is this guy 'smokin' hot?'

Jeeze.

[quote]In whose world is this guy 'smokin' hot?'

You're new here, right?

For the record: this guy is NOT smoking hot. Smokin' hot he's not.

What's that say about trusting a skinny cook? This guy can't do much baking.

That video of his bedroom at R18 is strange.

For a pastry chef, he has horrible taste. What's that gray fur thing on the bed?

Surely this guy knew that shirtless + baking = gay. So was he baiting the whole time, or do Brits not think shirtless baking is gay?

I smell a lot of jealousy here.

#1) Because he has a beautiful body.

#2) Because he's friends with Tom Daley.

Lol at R18.

So basically he didn't want to be a whore any more.

As Cristal Conors once said, "I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look."

R25:

1. No, he has a twink body. I prefer muscled, fit man with hair.

2. Who?

His wife? His WIFE? He has the gayest gayface that has ever gayed the screen.

R27 me too, and this topless chef actually is gay:

Did you say pastry chef or PASTY chef?

Is his last name really add lard?

Sounds like a Jewish name, R31.

He's a frequent judge on the Food Network baking competition shows. He's obviously gay and closeted.

He's British straight, which translates to bisexual in the U.S.

That is such bull, R34.

British straight is the same as straight anywhere else in the world.

He obviously doesn't eat his own cakes and pastries.

Call me old-fashioned, but the best chefs are FAT. Matt needs to do porn, baby.

He has a great body and face, but the DL Mole Patrol will probably object to his many moles especially the black, visible neck mole. See R4.

What's with the freaky mole obsession?

It doesn't take anything away from his handsome face and hot body.

The Brits love their moles. Large enough and they are given names.

Poor Joel Wood on YT is birthing a twin on his nose.

Too bulky for me and I don't need a mutant ninja turtle in my bed. MEH.

I wonder if he might be bi?

Matt seems like he could be.

Will look on Grindr later, but if he's a pastry chef, he's gonna have cold hands, isn't he?

So it's a no from me.

He’s a pasty chef!