No Ass Syndrome

No bitch.

My ex boss had no ass, which was a shame because he was otherwise good looking. But someone with no ass just completely turns me off.

I have no ass. I live in deep abiding shame. But if I spread my cheeks, I do take it deep and to the hilt when I get pounded. So there's that.

I used to have an ample ass, but it deflated. Now I can't keep pants up. People don't realize how important an ass is to have the waist band rest on.

Good lord, Hank! You're wearin' butt-boobies!

Diminished gluteal syndrome

The problem is a small dick. That's embarrassing

I cried because I had no pants, then I met a man who had no ass.

I'd rather have a plump ass and a partner with a big cock.

R4 = Joey Lawrence

R10 = Lara Jill Miller

[quote] I cried because I had no pants, then I met a man who had no ass.

That balances out this.

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Conan O'Brien and Ben Affleck

Jared

Meh. No ass is better than an ass-hat, a pain in the ass, or an asshole, so set your priorities straight, call it a day.

Does anyone have any recommended fake asses for those in need?

Somewhat related. Some guys who appear to have poppin asses really just have something called Anterior Pelvic Tilt. Its most noticeable trait is when the small of the back really curves in above the butt.

Too much and never enough for you short ugly fattards.

Stop pushing this insane and dangerous fad of mountainous ass thing. Fuck you, OP, and hope you die of septic shock after botched butt implant.

Damn bitter much r19? You must have a negative booty like Jeffree Star. He went out and got ass shots and it looks unnatural as fuck. But you gotta have a big booty for a black man, so he didn't have a choice.

I always find it bizarre when guys just have absolutely no ass - it's just completely flat. It's even more weird when it's a guy at the gym who has an otherwise good body - just makes me wonder why they don't pay any attention to it.

I've always had the opposite - a big plump round popping out booty. It's a blessing and a curse!

When 14 or 15 I used to visit a neighborhood aquarium and pet store often enough to become friendly with the the owner, a pleasant but bawdy girl, barely out of high school, who advised to always pick the man with no ass because more often than not what he lacked in the back he made up for in the more important front. She had her hippie husband and their shop assistant show me their dicks to make the point, both of them of the Shaggy from Scooby-Doo body type.

It was good advice.

R20 = self-loathing, brown fattard. Go bitching about your fat ass with your mom, cunt. It's fucking genetic. And you have to wonder why the fuck American fattards have one of the highest rates of cancers in the world. And fucking disease-ridden fat children.

High self-esteem is not bitterness, if you never know that.

Just last night I went to the supermarket and made small talk to a cute male employee who had the biggest, curvaceous ass I have seen in a while. Even when I left, I kept wishing I had gotten his number.

[quote] It's a blessing and a curse!

How so, R2/UKGuy?

[quote] Just last night I went to the supermarket and made small talk to a cute male employee who had the biggest, curvaceous ass I have seen in a while

Was his name Phillip?

R26 No, he was black, a tad husky and had on dresspants that hugged a big, beautiful ass in all the right places. I wanted to take the stuff out of my shopping cart and put him in it. Yum!

[quote]Does anyone have any recommended fake asses for those in need?

I can think of a couple.

r27 did his asscheeks look like they were struggling to break free? Most black dudes have this problem with dresspants

R29 It was prominent but not that prominent. A few sizes lower.

Lipless men tend to have no asses.