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can i eat grass

if it good enough 4 cows it should b good enough 4 humans

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by Anonymousreply 17September 3, 2020 3:37 PM

WTF?

by Anonymousreply 1September 2, 2020 3:16 AM

dis look good af

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by Anonymousreply 2September 2, 2020 3:18 AM

Sure, allow your owner to stake you out in the yard, if you're the type of beast prone to wandering.

by Anonymousreply 3September 2, 2020 3:20 AM

No, but you can smoke it :)

by Anonymousreply 4September 2, 2020 3:23 AM

You are still going to shit a turd...LMAO

by Anonymousreply 5September 2, 2020 3:28 AM

im go to the park tomorrow to eat some fresh grass will update then

by Anonymousreply 6September 2, 2020 3:35 AM

Ewww... Piss shit dog turd gook spit cum whats not on the grass.

*Puke*

by Anonymousreply 7September 2, 2020 4:04 AM

why would there be cum in the grass?

by Anonymousreply 8September 2, 2020 4:05 AM

What do you think the “splendor” in the grass was, R8?

by Anonymousreply 9September 2, 2020 4:12 AM

No, grass is for cows, goats, rabbits, and sometimes dogs, only. Cows have four stomachs and chew our cud. Do you? Have an asparagus, for crimps same. Grow your own garden.

Warning: if you live in a city, do not use city soil. It’s full of animal poop and piss, asbestos, car break shavings, and more. Buy potting soil instead. I used to plant flowers in the the nearby city tree bins, if you sit by them at ground level, you realize they stick of animal poop that you can’t smell from six foot above,

by Anonymousreply 10September 2, 2020 5:05 AM

the grass was delicus y'all gotta try this

by Anonymousreply 11September 2, 2020 4:04 PM

What, is this the new version of paleo?

by Anonymousreply 12September 2, 2020 4:33 PM

The cows eat grass but they nutricion is in base of the microorganisms that lives inside their fermentative chamber and their subproducts. The ones who eat the grass are the organisms on the rumen, the cows digest them and their products. Most herbivores and some omnivores have some kind of fermentation. That's how the food chain include vegetables nutrients that are indigestible for animals. The only way to get those vital nutrients for carnivores is eating another animals. If you try to eat grass, all that fiber you can't digest will be perfect for a colon cleanse

by Anonymousreply 13September 2, 2020 4:59 PM

Have at it, poOP

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by Anonymousreply 14September 2, 2020 5:10 PM

Op is Ralph Wiggum

by Anonymousreply 15September 2, 2020 5:12 PM

[quote]the grass was delicus y'all gotta try this

That's enough for now, pig boy. Back to the cage until tomorrow. If you're a good little whore, daddy will let you roll in the dirt next week.

by Anonymousreply 16September 2, 2020 5:15 PM

Haha, R14, I do that all the time. It never gets old.

by Anonymousreply 17September 3, 2020 3:37 PM
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